I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Thirty minutes later.

Litai City, Liangcheng County.

A hot pot restaurant.

Master Ma is holding a handful of hot pot ingredients, carefully cooked, and placed in front of Wang Heavenly Emperor.

Wang Heavenly Emperor drooled, rolled up his tongue, buried the whole dog's head in his pocket, and hu hu ate.

"I said, Uncle Dog, why do you mess with that smelly brat?"

"Follow me, Master, make sure you eat spicy food every day, and you don’t need to eat and sleep. As long as you promise to follow me, I will immediately place an order to build the most high-end doghouse. It’s a childish kennel!"

"Hehehe, I have a document here. Put a stamp on your paw. It's a fair deal. When the time comes, the kid can't go back."

"Anyway, he said, as long as you agree to the dog, he won't be able to control it."

"Hey, am I really a fool to be a Master? tsk tsk tsk, you are too young."

He spent the whole night studying the dog’s recipes and studying the dog The taste of the child, today I finally tossed out this pot of "dog food" cooked with leftover hot pot ingredients.

Ma Master smiled sinisterly, intending to take advantage of Wang Heavenly Emperor's carelessness, and using the principle of lightning five consecutive whips, he violently dragged the dog's paw over and covered the paper with lightning. Let's talk about a paw print. Master Ma admits that there is a gambling element in his approach, but who told that kid not to talk about martial arts first?

Fudge, cheat, lie to me, an old man who runs a hot pot restaurant! hmph hmph hmph!

Huh?

Master Horse pulled the dog's leg hard.

You didn't even move?

No sense!

While the Horse Master exerted enough energy to sip the milk and smashed the dog's legs forcefully, Wang Heavenly Emperor had already eaten up a large bowl of dog food.

A mysterious smile was awakened at the corner of his mouth, and he gently moved the plate away, and pointed his dog's paw to the ground.

"en?"

Ma Master was taken aback.

The vivid movement of this dog made him not slow down for a while.

How many words are there under the dog basin?

When did you write it?

Who wrote it?

Master Ma takes a closer look.

Suddenly stared wide-eyed.

The stare is very big.

To the point where a fatty can only dream about it all his life without daring to ask for it.

The three words are clearly......

――“wishful thinking ”!

"Fuck aaahhhh!"

Master Ma has a sweet throat.

A surge of vitality and blood.

Internal bleeding.

His HP dropped abruptly by 0.6%.

This dog... Twang is too dog!

You are a real dog!

Ma Master was messy in the wind, and couldn't come back to his senses for a long time. He just squatted in front of the dog, stunned.

Pedestrians passing by saw this scene, and they cast strange eyes.

I don’t know how long it has been.

"Oh, Boss, let’s have a mandarin duck hot pot! The kind with real meat!"

A familiar voice sounded not far from the Master Ma, and it finally made me suffer The horse Master who had hit a hundred thousand tons of crit came back to his senses slightly.

Wait.

He felt something wrong this time.

What is real meat?

When did my Master use meat or fake meat?

Isn't synthetic protein meat?

Aren’t they all available?

Who is spitting blood in the broad daylight?

Master Ma is very angry.

He lifts the head.

I want to strike hard at the person who utters this sentence.

But didn't expect that the bright universe above his head, the broad daylight he imagined, was actually obscured by a shadow.

The head is not raised high enough.

Hold it up again.

A super vegetarian with a height of 1.99 meters is looking at Master Ma with a kind smile.

And beside Super Su.

Yi Lin smiled: "Oh, Boss Ma, don't bother you to call the police. I just returned from missing."

Master Ma: "..."

Ten minutes later.

Master Ma, with tears in his tears, hung up the sign [Today’s owner has a happy day, closed for a day].

In fact, he originally wanted to say that it was "mourning", but unfortunately he didn't prepare in advance.

It’s not appropriate to reorganize it now.

Yi Lin, Li Erpang, Hu Sandao, Su Xiaosu, Oulele five people,

surrounded a small round table.

On the table, a hot pot of mandarin duck hot pot, smelling of aroma, is very tempting.

Li Erpang is already greedy, he pats his slightly deflated belly subconsciously, imagining how much battle strength he can add to himself after eating this hot pot.

Fat is the kingly way!

"Don't worry, Boss said, today he treats you, you are welcome." Su Xiaosu said softly, holding Li Erpang's head casually.

Master Ma, who was serving dishes, accidentally heard Su Xiaosu's words and almost broke apart.

When did I say I had a treat?

Yi Lin smiled and added: "Deduct from my salary."

"I didn't plan to pay my salary at all!"

Master Ma Finally did not hold back, squeezed a word from the teeth, there was still blood between the teeth.

"That's right!" Yi Lin waved his hand: "Eat to death, count mine!"

"Ou Biao!" Li Erpang exclaimed happily.

After closing the store.

Hu Sandao picked up a thin piece of beef cattle, very surprised: "In this era, there are not many conscientious merchants, and the meat actually cuts such a large piece."

"Yes, yes!" Li Erpang happily rinsed his fresh hair on his belly, hacking up and down, very skillfully.

After serving the dishes, Boss Ma sat down at the table.

Anyway, he can't get the account back, so he just eats a portion himself. Eating more means losing less.

The abacus in Boss Ma's heart is cracking.

"By the way, you brat is a showdown? I want to say when you can bear it."

Ma Master's mouth is full of food, a row of yellow teeth chi chi is smoking and talking while eating, for fear of losing money.

“Hehe, I didn’t expect to be able to hide it for a long time.”

Yi Lin shook his head. Since he marked Master Ma as “Pending” on the “list”, he The showdown was about to be done, and didn't expect happened to be missing, so we had dinner here by the way, and it didn't hurt.

"And..."

Yi Lin calmly picked up a piece of chrysanthemum chrysanthemum, threw it into the pot, and said with a smile: "Since you have passed through your channel, you know that I am investigating In this matter, you dare to take the initiative to report my disappearance to the police. Are you trying to force me to jump out?"

"The result is as you wish."

I, I, I wish you sister!

Master Ma choked on the throat with a mouthful of chili and coughed desperately, almost not choking to death.

"I didn't let you bring a group of people to find a place? Did you come here to seek revenge?"

"Didn't we have time to get revenge yet?"

Yi Lin's part-time work and life during this period, coupled with the bit of understanding in the previous life, has also roughly figured out Boss Ma's temperament, and spoke a lot more freely.

"Since you know that I specialize in selling information, I used this method to find the door, is there...?"

Boss Ma drank a sip of ice water, finger index finger Rubbing.

"Oh? Do you have a clue?"

Yi Lin was a little surprised.

"he he he."

Boss Ma is mysteriously laughed, with a row of yellow teeth very dazzling.

Hu Sandao was very emotional: "Didn't expect that the legendary Master Ma squatted here to open a hot pot restaurant. I still remember that when he was in the trial, Master Ma started from the beginning. Hidden to the end, lie down perfectly and win, such a desire to survive, but let the next sigh in awe, whistle whistle whistle--"

"hmph hmph hmph."

Ma Master hummed a few times. , Hurry up and eat a few more bites, too lazy to explain.

It seems that Hu Sandao had contact with Master Ma during a certain trial.

And that kind of impression is very deep.

A few people chat at random.

Li Erpang immersed himself in hard work and said nothing.

If you eat it, you earn it. There is nothing wrong with it.

Su Xiaosu was silently picking up vegetables and wiping sweat for Li Erpang. This scene was seen in the eyes of others, and everyone in the heart cried out true love.

Master Ma, who doesn't know why, is crying out for the fuck.

They are not talking about business, after all, it is time for dinner, which is not suitable.

In one hour.

Satisfaction with food.

Ma Master, with tears in his mouth, stared at the empty plates piled up on the table beside the table with blood in his heart.

"Beasts!"

Yi Lin dropped a pile of dirty dishes and greeted others to go upstairs.

"Wait, don't you wash the dishes?"

Yi Lin frowned: "Didn't I resign?"

Ma Master hearing this froze:" When?"

"Oh, did you forget to say it? Then I will tell you officially now that I resigned. I said in advance, this meal will be used as salary, anyway, you have no loss. Borrow you The room is used."

The others are not polite, deng deng deng ran upstairs.

When Su Xiaosu stepped up the stairs, it seemed that the whole house was trembling slightly.

After everyone else went upstairs.

Yi Lin is at the end, there is one sentence he actually wanted to say to Master Ma, but he has never had a chance to say it.

"When you sell someone’s information in the future, remember to add in the information about your parents, seven aunts and eight aunts, eighteen generations of ancestors, godfather and godmother."

Ma When the Master heard this, he was so angry that he blurted out: "Are you stupid? I'm a serious business! I sell serious information! You let me buy one get one free... ah no, buy one Send eighteen? Do you think I look like I am losing money?"

"But if you don't write the information in more detail, there are always idiots who think I am an idiot."

Master Ma did not understand Yi Lin's words, he suddenly looked towards Yi Lin vigilantly: "Wait, I remember that you didn't buy information from me. Have you been cheated?"

Yi Lin Sighed, if you...uh no, in another "future", if you could write the information of Xiao Yang in a little more detail, you wouldn't have a series of follow-up incidents.

Yi Lin couldn't explain this to Master Ma.

I can only say: "I have a good friend, I have a little opinion."

"get lost! I am not doing charity! I love buying and buying, not buying it!"

Yi Lin has no choice but to persuade him to no avail, so he can only go upstairs.

At the end.

Yi Lin added: "I removed the wiretap under the bed. You It shouldn't be a problem?"

"..."

……

Everyone is full of food and burps, and they nest in Yi Lin's former small dormitory to discuss major events.

Yi Lin's small dormitory was originally very narrow.

This group of people squeezed in, giving Yi Lin the illusion of entering the refugee camp by mistake.

Su Xiaosu was very aggrieved and sat cross-legged on the bed, with his head almost touching the ceiling.

Li Erpang bowed his head worriedly and looked at the bed board.

The expression was obviously because he was afraid that the bed board would suddenly collapse. In this regard, Little Fatty has experience.

Yi Lin directly took out the knife in front of everyone, stabbed it in through the bed, dug out the wiretap hidden under the bed, and threw it along with the strap. Little Fatty.

"What the hell? A bug?"

Little Fatty squinted for a few seconds. Feeling bored, he put his palms together, and PIA slapped the bug.

Hu Sandao seemed to understand Yi Lin's plan, his expression remained unchanged, and he whispered: "Don't plan to let that guy blend in?"

"Don't use it for now." Yi Lin slightly smiled: "Now, don't talk nonsense, let's start talking about business."

Yi Lin's voice fell, and Hu Sandao smiled and said, "It's obvious, isn't it?"

Li Er Fatty rubbed his face three times on the left and three times on the right.

The bruises have disappeared a lot.

"By the way, what are you talking about? What is obvious?"

Yi Lin laughed and looked towards Hu Sandao: "How did you tell?"

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Hu Sandao pondered for a moment, and then said: "If I say it is a man's intuition, it would be difficult to convince the public."

He habitually took out the scalpel and pointed The tip turned quickly, and slowly said: "I think the most problematic thing about Officer Cao should be the look in his eyes. Although he hides it well, it should be related to his professional training, but in his eyes, there are Fear."

Speaking of this, Hu Sandao squinted his eyes and laughed: "I know this kind of eyes. I can see that he is very afraid of us."

This reason made Li Erpang instantly can't help ridiculing: "Speaking of which, as a surgeon, you are familiar with this kind of fearful look in your eyes, do you really think it’s okay?"

"No problem Ah." Hu Sandao as it should be by rights said: "I haven't had surgery for many years. Now my scalpel only kills people, but doesn't save people. Is there a problem?"

Er Fat: "..."

"Sister Su, how about you?" Yi Lin looked towards Su Xiaosu again.

Sister Su lowered her head, stared at Li Erpang’s small head for a while, and then said: "The reason is similar to that of Doctor Hu. But I noticed that he heard that Sheng Chunrou could not treat it. At that time, it seemed sighed in relief, and he didn't seem to want us to cure Sheng Chunrou."

Brother Su, your reason is totally unconvincing!

Who is so shiver coldly when you see your body shape, OK?

Li Erpang's heart came out again.

But this time he dared not say anything.

That's Brother Su after all.

Just the big fist of the casserole is already full of persuasiveness, even more how the physique of Su brother is extraordinary.

Li Erpang decided to persuade him.

"Oral, how about you?"

Oral chewed the lollipop, lowered his head and pressed it randomly on the tablet, muttering: "Originally Well, I didn’t find any problems at the time. But all of you said there was a problem. If I say there is no problem, doesn’t it mean that I have a problem with my IQ? But now...hehe."

" I took a moment to screen all the lists of missing persons that have been released. Although on the surface, these missing victims have nothing in common regardless of their age, gender, social background, or occupation. . But I discovered one thing. Among the eighteenth victims, seventy-five of them have had money flows with the same psychological counseling agency."

Le will display the tablet, and on the screen is a table full of various data...I can't understand it.

Ole Le Nsel smiled: "Although this little money flow is not a big doubt, it should be counted as an obvious common point. I think that Officer Cao is impossible to see. Unless he pretends not to see it."

"oh?"

Yi Lin quickly grabbed the tablet from Oulele .

This is a blind spot that Yi Lin didn't find.

After all, everyone has their own field of specialisation. Oralle specializes in this. It is not surprising that it can be discovered in such a short period of time.

"Dawn Breaking Psychological Counseling Center?...breaking Dawn?"

A moment later.

Hu Sandao and Yi Lin looked at each other and said in unison: "Dawn!"

The meaning of breaking dawn is no different from Dawn.

They were investigating this organization. The name "Breaking Dawn" is equivalent to making it clear.

"I'm awesome, right?"

Olele lifted his chin, and praised me for coming soon.

Yi Lin cooperatively gave Oral a thumbs up: "Awesome!"

"That must be!"

"Check this while you Psychological Counseling Center, I'll ask for it later."

"OKKK~ I wrap it on Oulele!" Oulele was complimented, with an expression like a blooming chrysanthemum, and agreed happily.

A little child is a little child, so foolish.

Such a single thought flashed silently in other people's hearts, but it didn't break.

Next.

Li Erpang, Su Xiaosu, and Hu Sandao looked towards Yi Lin at the same time.

I seem to want to hear Yi Lin's insights.

"Well..."

Yi Lin mysteriously smiled.

He wanted to sell Guanzi.

But Su Xiaosu and Li Erpang had already squeezed their fists at the same time, their expressions were not good.

Yi Lin is helpless, knowing that this pass is probably not sold anymore.

Maybe... be beaten.

So Yi Lin laughed and said, "I went to the Litai City Police Station to check the surveillance video in front of Sheng Chunrou's house. From September to yesterday, the video was very well preserved. In other words, In front of Sheng Chunrou’s house, the only entrance, from the day when Sheng Chunrou really disappeared to the present, was completely in a state of'monitoring'."

Li Erpang’s expression was slightly stunned, not understanding, but I didn’t dare to pretend to understand, so I could only ask obediently and honestly: "And then? Where can I see the doubt?"

Yi Lin shook his head, and did not despise Little Fatty’s IQ: "You forget Did we find out at Sheng Chunrou's house?"

Li Er's fat mouth moved and he was about to talk.

Yi Lin thought about it for a while, afraid that Little Fatty would say something that shouldn't be said, so he hurriedly spoke, holding back the lines that Li Erpang had finally come up with.

"Before Little Fatty and I sneaked into Sheng Chunrou's house, someone had already visited there."

"But the'someone' who patronized Sheng Chunrou's house did not Discover the real secret of Sheng Chunrou."

"Because of that secret, only we, who are also the'apostle', can discover it. It is... a simple insider encryption process."

"I have checked Sheng Chunrou's house. The anti-theft facilities on the balcony and windows are very complete. It does not seem to have been forcibly broken through. The only entrance is the gate of Sheng Chunrou's house."

" What the police officer of surnamed Cao conveyed to me was that from the surveillance video, we know that since Sheng Chunrou’s disappearance, no one has ever entered Sheng Chunrou’s house through the main entrance, including the police."

Li Er Fat was furious, and got up angrily: "Fuck! That old fellow, too cunning!"

"Not in a hurry. It's not that simple."

Yi Lin said with a laugh , Pressed the palm of his hand, signaled Little Fatty don't be impatient, and continued: "Of course, this alone is not enough to be a reason for me to doubt him."

"There are actually two possibilities. First, there is a highly skilled'thief' who entered Sheng Chunrou's house without anyone knowing it."

"But thinking about this is not logical. The technique is so proficient. A thief, actually patronizes the residence of an ordinary university teacher? And hasn't taken away any valuables? Little Fatty, you have even looked through your private wardrobe several times, you should know best."

Little Fatty does not suspect that there is a car, subconsciously nodded, with a face Nether: "It must be clear! Can't be clear! No one knows better than me! Please call me Golden Fire Eyes Li Erfa!"

Suddenly.

Just as Li Erpang finished this sentence triumphantly, behind his head, on top of his head, and behind his back, a boundless killing intent came surging silently. Li Erpang was like falling into an ice cellar in an instant, and sou sou shivered, and his whole body trembled with fat.

Crack.

Su Xiaosu slapped Li Erpang's head with a slap, his five fingers exposed, and Li Erpang's skull was squeezed ka ka.

"Private wardrobe?"

Su Xiaosu has no expression on his face.

paused.

Su Xiaosu asked again: "Several times?"

ka ka ka.

There was a crisp fracture sound from Li Erpang's skull.

Li Erpang did not look back.

Not afraid.

but not.

He was pinched by Su Xiaosu's head, completely unable to move.

"Brother Su, Su, Su, ah...Sister Su, I would rather listen, listen, and listen to my explanation."

Li Erpang said stutteringly, wanting Final Struggle.

Su Xiaosu was sorry, and said softly to the other people with a smile: "Sorry, Erpang and I went out to get some air."

The end.

Regardless of other people's reactions, Su Xiaosu dragged the wailing Erfaan classmate out of the room.

In an instant, the small room became a lot more spacious.

Olele is holding a lollipop, ambiguous: "Silence."

Hu Sandao nodded: "I hope people are okay."

Yi Lin laughed and continued: "It's not important. Let's continue to discuss."

This episode was not taken seriously by the remaining three people.

After all, beating is love, and cursing is love. If Su Xiaosu can beat Li Erpang to death, it means that love is extremely deep, hovered between life and death.

Olele suddenly a little envious of this pure love.

Ah, real name envy, but I don’t want it.

After the room was empty, Yi Lin continued to talk about the blind spots he had discovered.

I saw Yi Lin's expression calmly, and there was no trace of embarrassment just because he had just finished pitting Little Fatty.

As long as he doesn't feel embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed.

Where did you go?

Oh, thief.

"Then the second probability is that the'someone' who sneaked into Sheng Chunrou's house is also apostle."

"But here comes the problem again, if it is apostle, unless it is IQ Not high, otherwise it should not be difficult to discover the secrets in Sheng Chunrou’s computer. Even if'he' does not have the rich experience of Little Fatty, he can detect the change of the file suffix and find out the true face of the file, at least he will not let that The special files are left."

"Ah this?" Oralle asked casually while tinkering with the tablet: "You haven't said that there are any secrets in Sheng Chunrou's computer?"

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"In fact, it's nothing, that is, Sheng Chunrou left a video saying the name of'Dawning Church'." Yi Lin's face is not red, and his heart is not beating. This sentence speaking of which seems to follow It's really the same.

Hu Sandao looked thoughtful.

Olele has no doubt about him.

I wronged you, Er Fat.

Who makes you big mouth?

Yi Lin quickly said: "To sum up, if the above two may not make sense, then naturally, I thought of Third Type probability."

"In the whole process, there may be a problem in a certain link."

"So I carefully recalled all the videos and found that on December 7th, I was fishing from the river. Soon after I started Sheng Chunrou, the time was wrong in the short one minute from early morning. The image was shortened by about forty-two seconds."

"In other words, it was edited here."

"Cao Anbang got the first-hand information from the community monitoring. If the intruder is someone else, it is impossible to deal with the 42-second video and put it back intact. Go back. If it’s me, I’ll completely destroy the three-month video, so it’s impossible to find out, and it’s more trouble-free."

"So, the sneaker must be in these forty-two seconds. Inside, he sneaked into Sheng Chunrou’s house. And the AI ​​steward at Sheng Chunrou’s house, like most apostle habits, does not bring video and recording, so it doesn’t need to be recorded when doing things at home."

This truth is actually the same as most driving recorders only record video, not sound.

――Avoid cheating yourself.

Yi Lin recalled that when he accidentally pressed "pause" in the police station that day, Cao Anbang's expression was a bit wrong.

Now that all the clues are colluded, everything can make sense.

There is only one truth.

"The murderer...Uh no, Cao Anbang, there is a problem!"