I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Yi Lin happily opened Ox Head Man’s treasure chest.

Before opening the box, he deliberately rubbed his palms.

It is said that this will make the hand opening the box more red.

At least in Yi Lin's "cognition", it seems like this.

According to legend, people and their physique cannot be generalized.

The red-handed and black-handed gadgets, the difference between Heaven and Earth.

Equipment?

Accessories?

Armor?

Material?

Every qualified player, before opening the box, will always have a certain pre-judgment on the treasure in the box.

Yi Lin feels that he is very qualified, elite, and professional.

He originally thought so.

But when Yi Lin finally dug out the treasure chest from the soil and opened it excitedly, he was taken aback.

[Congratulations! Get the'Death Revolver'*1! ] "???" "left, revolver?" Yi Lin. Absolutely did not expect.

A silver revolver lies quietly in the middle of the box.

Yi Lin would not be so surprised if he could obtain this equipment in a normal game.

But this is a fantasy game with "steam" and "crystal" as the main style.

In Yi Lin's "cognition", this style of game, if a group of people raise their pistols BIUBIUBIU, it will instantly become the style of the ghostly animal spoof video.

"But why?"

Yi Lin lowered his head, pondering the attributes of the revolver, and the wind was messy for a while.

......

Two days later.

Two golden lights fall on Yi Lin's head.

[Congratulations! ]

[Level up to Lv30! ]

[Get'God's Points'! ]

"Finally, level 30!"

After Yi Lin left the squad, he slowed down the rhythm, and Alone spawned monsters in the endless swamp.

"Ox Head Man Family" should be the BOSS in the endless swamp setting. Yi Lin was assassinated one by one by Yi Lin. After making the family neat and tidy, Yi Lin never found more awesome in the swamp. The BOSS did not receive other hidden side quests.

This area, thoroughly clean it.

"Speaking of which, the design of the'Ox Head Man Family' is very interesting. Not only are the attributes, abilities, and characteristics of each Ox Head Man different, once it is dragged into the battle, there is no Kill the'Ox Head Man' in the circle, and there will be more Ox Head Man temporarily joining the circle in Danger Land."

"And the attack power of these Ox Head Man seems to be very good. High, if you want the family of the Ox Head Man family to die neat and tidy at the same level, you must reasonably arrange the team’s skills and focus within a very short round, and kill Ox Head Man in waves. must also respond with proportional output balance. " " Another way is ...... rolling grade may be higher grade, brush the Ox Head Man did not make much sense. "

"The design of this game is indeed Interesting."

Yi Lin feels that he has gradually found the fun of this game.

Although he is not playing turn-based, but behind the turn-based design, it seems that there are many interesting mechanisms hidden behind it.

"Unfortunately, I didn't intend to continue to be pitted in the turn-based system."

At this moment.

Yi Lin holds two daggers as thin as cicada wing in his hands. The two daggers are weird in shape with blood grooves on them. The daggers are full of blood, like flowing blood. Yi Lin "holds" in his hand in some way.

As the blacksmith Granger said, this Divine Sword... is blood.

Yi Lin slightly smiled, with a slap with both palms, the question mark Divine Sword in both hands unexpectedly merged together, becoming the original question mark Divine Sword again.

"Didn't expect, the plasticity of this weapon is so strong, the'shape change' can be kneaded according to your own preferences, one can change two, and enjoy double the happiness. In this way When I acted alone, there was no need to deliberately search for other weapons. Just brush up the bond level of the'Question Mark Divine Sword'."

When I think of the bond, Yi Lin thinks again " In the "Divine Sword" attribute, the bond levels marked by the two mother spirits are a bit of a headache.

One is "disgust" and the other is "lost"...

What the hell?

What is so disgusting and confused?

Yi Lin the past few days patronizes his head and brushes monsters, and has no time to contact the two mother spirits in the "Divine Sword", resulting in the "fetters" have not been able to rise.

"Forget it, it doesn't seem to be something that can be done in a short while."

"Is this a turn-based RPG game? Or a development game... Will anyone really come to play this kind of mix-up game?"

After Yi Lin put away the "Question Mark Divine Sword", he opened the [Gifts of God] panel to see the next growth path.

Incidentally.

From Lv20 to Lv29, "God-given points", Yi Lin still adds "knowing", "attribute" and "knowing hurt" routes to death without the slightest hesitation.

As for the life-saving skills such as "increasing dodge rate" and "increasing HP", Yi Lin decisively ignored them.

He doesn't play turn-based anyway.

……

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with a dagger]

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with a dagger]

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with a dagger]

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with a dagger]

[Attentiveness]

[Spirit+0.2]

[Agility +0.2]

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with a dagger]

[Heart damage +10%]

……

Among them, at Lv25, Yi Lin unlocked a very useful BUFF skill on his god-given panel -

[Concentration]

[Type] Active, Combat, Continuous, Map

[Consumption] 50 crystal energy

[Effect] After use, the "heart damage" caused in 4 rounds is increased 50%. If used in a "non-combat state", the effect of "attentiveness" will disappear after the damage is caused.

In Yi Lin's view, this is another skill that can be added to the combo.

"If this continues, if I expose this combo in front of other'players'..."

"Plus the'Breathing Technique' mastered by my unfathomable mystery, I can Significantly reduce the defense of monsters..."

"I am like this, I am very suspicious!"

When Yi Lin thinks of his own way of spawning monsters, it is quite a headache. .

It seems that it can only be low-key to the end.

And Yi Lin can't guarantee that his own method of spawning monsters can be used in this world without restraint.

If monster's defense is a thousand times stronger.

If the monster has an AOE attack skill that spreads the map over a large area.

Or some monsters have super perception that can pull him out of the "shadow" state...

Although the probability is not high, but in case of these situations, Yi Lin will also fall into a difficult situation.

"I can only pile the output to the end. As long as all the monsters can be killed in a single second, they will not have a chance to find me."

"As long as they are not given a chance, no one There is no way to fight back."

"As long as all the monsters are in seconds, it is a perfect assassination."

Various thoughts appeared in Yi Lin's mind.

Well, he is a professional assassin, high-end player.

The God-given panel of Lv30 once again has an important branch.

"Skill...?"

Yi Lin stared at the lit hexagonal square for a moment, and finally clicked.

……

[Fake Attack]

[Type] Combat, Active, Continuous

[Consumption] 20 crystal energy

[Effect] After use, it will cause a "0 damage" attack on the target. But in the next 3 rounds, your dodge chance will increase by 80%.

……

Originally, Yi Lin wanted to fight to the end.

We must not "accept".

But what if you are accidentally drawn into the cheating "turn-based" when you encounter the previously envisaged situation?

Then this skill is useful.

And other branch options are not very useful.

It would be better to choose the skill [Fake Attack], and one more life-saving method.

Originally, the sword saw blood, but suddenly there was a sword with zero damage, which made the monster look stunned. It was pretty good to think about it.

After allocating the gift points, Yi Lin's gift bonus is as different as heaven and earth compared to when he first left Rab Town.

[Heart rate when equipped with a dagger] +21%.

【Increased knowing damage】+40%.

And the [attribute] panel has become -

[Character] Yi Lin

[Gender] Male

[Age 】18

【Level】30

【Experience】12319191(0%)

【Occupation】assassin

【HP 】706706

[Crystal Energy Value] 465465

[Strength] 4.2

[Agility] 5.0 (+0.6)

[Spirit] 8.5 (+0.7)

[will] 8.0

[lucky] 2.6

[charm] 1.4

[innate talent skills] Disaster Spreader, Like a Shadow Following the Body, Shadow Kill, Grip of Oblivion, Summon Mount·Night Dire

[Gift Skills] Poisoned Dagger, Poisonous Assassination, Two Swords, Concentration, Fake Attack

"..."

Except for the "Question Mark Divine Sword", which seems to have no durability setting, he is in a leather armor, which is in tatters and is covered with pits of various sizes. Continue to toss, in this realistic game world, Yi Lin feels that he might end up streaking.

"I don't know if in a harmonious environment, will I leave me a set of underwear after the equipment explodes?"

Yi Lin quickly read the [attribute], I didn't dare to ponder it for too long.

After all, he is still in the endless swamp.

Although his current level of Lv30 is enough to wipe out any monster in this leveling area, he is not even afraid of a certain degree of group fights. But he is awesome, but his equipment is not awesome. In case the leather armor suit is completely exploded, Yi Lin is equivalent to wearing a light board without attributes. If it happens to be refreshed by the "Ox Head Man family", then the endless stream of Ox Head Man family will be confused. For Yi Lin, too It must be dangerous.

Yi Lin attribute has risen a lot, but HP is still extremely barren, the kind that breaks with one touch.

"This extreme way of adding points, although it is very comfortable to play, but it is undoubtedly playing a knife on a steel pipe, accidentally ascending to the sky. If it is not a'turn-based' game, I really don't want to use this This is an insecure way to add points. But there is no way. This kind of god-given direction can perfectly match my innate talent skills."

"Forget it, if you continue to brush it here, the experience will be greatly reduced. , It's time to leave here and go to Port Isita."

"speaking of which ……"

Yi Lin suddenly remembered something.

In his innate talent skills, it seems that he has a strange skill called "Summon Mount·Night Dire".

I don't know why this skill is so outrageous. It consumes up to 400 points of crystal energy, which is very terrifying.

Yi Lin also just met the conditions for using this skill not long ago.

To leave here as quickly as possible, now is the best time to use this skill.

Thought of this.

Yi Lin slightly smiled.

"Summon...Night Dire!"

Speaking of which, he was a little curious and looking forward to what kind of mount this would be.

Don't be any weird guy.

Accompanied by Yi Lin's movements and skill release, behind Yi Lin, countless streamers converge, one streamer square, appear out of thin air, forming a gap behind Yi Lin. Countless squares were reorganized before the cracks, and a hideous and domineering silhouette came across the boundary.

"Motor...car?"

When a black motorcycle with an exaggerated shape appeared in front of Yi Lin, Yi Lin suddenly felt messy in the wind.

First a revolver, now a motorcycle?

What kind of ghost game is this?

Grand Theft Auto?

Just when Yi Lin was about to drive a car and try out the feel of the new car.

Mutation suddenly occurred.

ka ka ka ……

The motorcycle that appeared out of thin air was suddenly covered with one after another cracks.

In the crack, brilliant lights and vibrant colors.

The pitch-black and ferocious motorcycle, every part of its body, followed the shining cracks in a blink of an eye, spinning, decomposing, and reorganizing.

"Cybotan, motorcyclists...gather together!"

Yi Lin: "??"

……

Two more days passed.

"Is this port of Isitta ?"

When Yi Lin has endured the hardships of a long journey and finally arrived at the port city where the main mission is located, he and Li Erpang People had the same reaction when they first arrived, and they were amazed by the exotic scenery in front of them.

Wang Heavenly Emperor didn't know how long he waited. Soon after Yi Lin arrived at Port Isitta, he followed the smell of Yi Lin and rushed up.

"Are you the only one to greet me?"

Yi Lin has always felt that Wang Heavenly Emperor's identity is a bit mysterious.

After arriving at Port Isitta, it was also Wang Heavenly Emperor who found himself first. It should be said, really worthy of a dog.

Yi Lin took a closer look, and Wang Heavenly Emperor had a sharp crystal in his mouth.

"Give it to me?"

Yi Lin was slightly startled, seeing that Wang Heavenly Emperor did not refuse, he pulled out the angular crystal from Wang Heavenly Emperor's teeth .

――【Communication Crystal】.

Yi Lin couldn't help laughing after seeing the attributes of the crystal.

I thought it was a treasure, didn't expect just a functional crystal for communication.

In [Communication Crystal], a list of other "players" has been added in advance.

A realistic online game with a high-level communication function. Isn’t it normal to be able to have sex or something?

Yi Lin feels that this kind of setting is unremarkable and has no special features at all.

One hour later.

Yi Lin, Ning You, Li Erpang, Xiao Chuer, Wang Heavenly Emperor, four people and one dog, gathered again in a tavern in Port Isitta.

In the tavern, there are a lot of adventurers, drinking small wines, gathered around a table, chatting, talking about life, about ideals, and about the adventure life of surging forward with great momentum.

--Of course, 99% of them are bragging.

Bragging is also part of adventurous life.

A few people are sitting in the corner.

In order to appear low-key, Yi Lin did not let Wang Heavenly Emperor sit on the table. Instead, people took a clean dog plate, and lost a fleshy bone in it, letting Wang Heavenly Emperor squat on the ground ka ka.

Wang Heavenly Emperor's expression is very unhappy, but the dog can only bear it silently because of the fragrant flesh and bones. Well, the bones are so fragrant, with meaty ones.

"pa!"

Li Erpang held his head high and snapped his fingers: "Here are four glasses of Isitaru sparkling wine, uh... by the way, I want an extra large cup. , I treat you."

Ning You: "Uh, let me ask."

Xiao Chuer slightly smiled: "If you don’t mind, I ask, it’s okay. "

Yi Lin watched as three teammates scrambled to pay the bill, looked thoughtful, laughed: "It seems that in the past few days when I was away, you did a lot of tasks."

When Li Erpang heard this, his mouth almost reached the root of his ears, but soon he felt that this expression was a little Meng Lang, and quickly broke the corners of his mouth back with two hands, coughed slightly, and said: "Actually, it's nothing, nothing. Cough cough, that is, I have used a dozen side quests, changed a outfit and weapons that are not too awesome, and I have just upgraded a few levels by the way. In fact, it's not a big problem, you A little harder, better luck, richer opportunities, and you will be able to catch up soon."

Li Erpang said modestly, squinting involuntarily on Yi Lin's body. The tattered leather armor and the low-level dagger that didn't have time to change his waist glanced around.

Before entering the city, Yi Lin had already put away the "Divine Sword".

And the styles of Nie Hongxiu and Bai Xiaoyi are so weird, in order to avoid being too high-profile, Yi Lin is even more reluctant to release the two mother spirits. Therefore, Yi Lin also simply equipped two small daggers bought from Moonlight Jungle Village, which seemed low-key and calm. But this low-key made Li Erpang mistakenly believe that Yi Lin the past few days was so miserable, and he gave birth to sympathy.

Dog teammates.

Yi Lin smiles even more.

Li Erpang talks about Danger Land's high-end experience in the past few days.

Port Isita is indeed a treasured land with various side missions.

According to Li Erpang, he has dug more than a dozen side missions in the city before Yi Lin has come. Although they are not too rare missions, they can win in safety! Just running errands, sending letters, catching rapes, finding puppets, solving puzzles, petting, etc., all kinds of experience rewards accumulated, and he didn't brush a single monster, and all rushed to Lv26.

After pulling Yi Lin back into the team, Ningyou looked at Yi Lin's HP, looked thoughtful, and asked: "Yi Lin brother, your HP...a bit thin."

Yi Lin hearing this, hehe smiled: "Assassin. I am an assassin."

Li Erpang waved his hand and said in a bullish tone: "I'm afraid of an egg! I can hold it. Tons of hurting men! Thin skin, it doesn’t matter, Fatty, I’m in the front, you can’t keep you dead! It’s a pity, if you recruit someone who can suck, I will be invincible in the whole world."

said After that, Li Erpang lifts the head, gently shaking the cheap sparkling wine in the glass, his expression is full of emptiness, loneliness, and cold, and he sighs: "I have an illusion, I seem to be invincible."

Ning You: "..."

Xiao Chuer: "..."

Yi Lin: "..."

Li Erpang: "Ouch No? Why don't you let me be more confident and let me remove the word'illusion'?"

The corner of Xiao Chuer's eyes twitched slightly: "Because this is originally your illusion, OK?"

Ning You hesitated for a while, as if he had some words, he wanted to stop talking. After hesitating, he still couldn't help but looked towards Yi Lin and asked: "Yi Lin brother, forgive me to speak bluntly, how many levels are you now...?"

Yi Lin's face appeared With a touch of "embarrassment", his index finger quickly swiped down in front of him, and a player attribute panel that only he could see appeared in the void. Yi Lin glanced at the "Lv30" part of the [attribute], shook his head: "Me too, Lv23."

Xiao Chuer's expression remained the same, she sipped her mouth and drank lightly. Take a sip of sparkling wine to hide the slight change in expression.

Ning You lowered his head and muttered to himself: "It shouldn't be..."

Li Erpang asked: "Why shouldn't it?"

Ning You consciously fumbled, but he quickly mellowly continued: "No, I mean, no wonder the Yi Lin brother's HP is so low. Even in the assassin profession, it shouldn't be so low under the turn-based mechanism. The HP is right. It turned out that the leveling was delayed by the task, and the level was a little lower."

Li Erpang held his smile hard, very hard, very hard.

He always has an illusion, as if he is too awkward in front of this guy, he might encounter something bad.

"pu~"

Li Erpang's fat ass lifted slightly.

It seems to be pushed up by a fart.

Li Erpang patted Yi Lin's shoulder and coughed lightly: "It's okay, assassin, just be responsible for opening the blame. To be honest, we don't expect you to have a high output...hahahaha... …Cough cough, I didn’t laugh, I really didn’t."

Yi Lin gave Li Erpang a blank expression.

For some reason, he suddenly had the urge to slap Little Fatty to death.

――He is too deserves a beating.

But Yi Lin still held back.

It's just a trifling game, no need to care about it.

Several people are sharing their experiences and drinking happily.

Wang Heavenly Emperor was still chewing on the bones excitedly, and soon, the hard bones of a certain monster had become a piece of broken bones. Wang Heavenly Emperor even grabbed one of the sharp bones, remaining calm and composed while handling pressing affairs, picking his teeth, very happy.

Yi Lin saw that these teammates never mentioned "something", smiled slightly, and asked: "hehe, I think, as elite players, it is impossible to go to that place, right? ? " paused, Yi Lin did not continue wrangling, blunt, straight to the point and said:" Holy See branch, Jill great High Priest. " three teammates, instantly silent .

Knocking, knocking, knocking.

Yi Lin bends his index finger, knocks on the table top one after another, squinting his eyes, smiling kindly.

"I think you, as elite players, must, must, impossible, no, there is no information about the main mission, right?"

Li Erpang blew his whistle, feeling bored Dropped the sparkling wine and raised his hand: "Oh! Give me another glass! Ah no, two glasses!"

Wang Heavenly Emperor flicked his tail.

Xiao Chuer and Ning You looked at each other.

After a moment of silence.

Ning You raised his eyelids and slowly said, "I'll talk about this matter."

……

It actually looks very long, After speaking, it will only take a few minutes.

Yi Lin did not expect it.

These dog teammates, at first agreed to wait for him to arrive in Port Isitta before completing the main task together.

We agreed to be together, but didn't expect that the next day, everyone slipped to the Vatican branch one after another and met the legendary "Grand Priest of Jill".

The current goal of the main mission... is complete.

When Grand Priest Jill heard that they were "brave men", after following the prophecy and verifying the soles of each of them, he showed enough shock and surprise.

At that time, Ning You and Xiao Chu'er only learned that the dog teammate who looked wretched also had a mini "triangle" symbol on the bottom of his feet.

The true protagonist pet.

They naturally do not believe that this dog is an apostle, or a "player" playing games on a headset.

Except that the protagonist’s pet has a special plot identity, there is no reason to explain the background of the dog’s identity.

Before the identity of the dog is confirmed, Ning You still has some doubts about the proposition "Yi Lin is the protagonist". After Gouzi's "brave" identity was confirmed, Yi Lin, the brave, and the protagonist, thoroughly hammered him. 100% without water.

Even pets are "brave men," so who is the owner?

The brave among the brave?

The brave king?

Yongying?

Anyway...not ordinary people.

But after the main task was completed, the embarrassment also came.

After the Grand Priest Jill clearly, clearly, understood, and confirmed the identity of the "brave" of the three people and one dog, he did not issue the main task target for the next link. On the contrary, in the past few days, I was given a bunch of messy side tasks. It also faintly reveals a certain meaning: you are not all together, and it is not time to be the main line.

Now that Ning You has already said it bluntly, Li Erpang has not concealed it anymore.

Two new glasses of sparkling wine were served on the table. Li Erpang poured into his mouth like he was drinking happy fat house water.

"Ah--boo! Actually, there is nothing wrong with brushing the branch line. Take the mission that Jill Da, the guy sent to Lao Tzu yesterday, [Isita Port Travel Guide], say yes Complete the check-in missions in 108 special locations in Port Isita, and you will get a Divine Item with only 49 divine chickens in the game ---'Divine Sword', do you dare to believe it? Fat Lord, I Up Into the Heavens, Down Into the Earth, I climbed the bell tower and the roof again. I actually had to check in in order. Fatty, my legs are almost running and folding."

Ning right: "cough cough, my There is a "Ji Zhan Card". If you find 320 people to stamp and like, you can get a "Divine Sword"... The most outrageous thing is that I asked it in the NPC. Several of them belong to The kind of'non-fixed NPC' that only appears for one or two days a year. I guess this task is an Epic Grade task that can only be completed in'year'."

Xiao Chuer has a strange expression. Slowly said: "So are you guys?? Gilda... The mission that the priest gave the old lady was to find 200 different'pentagram' patterns in various buildings in Port Isitar. I just found 45, and I’m almost vomiting! I feel that I’m not playing RPG, but playing'Let’s find the difference'!"

Wang Heavenly Emperor: "wang wang wang~ 汪， wang wang wang~ 汪汪, wang wang wang~ 汪wu wu wu......"

This dog seems to be complaining too.

Unfortunately no one can understand.

After barking for a long time, I said a bit of loneliness.

Yi Lin: "..."

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