I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

at first everyone said yes, Yi Lin will not go to Jill to connect the main line for the time being before Yi Lin arrives.

But didn't expect Li Erpang, Xiao Chuer, and Ning You all sneaked to the Vatican branch for a stroll.

It may be because of guilt, or it may be for other reasons. Before that, everyone didn't tell others what the branch line they received was. Now taking the opportunity to put it bluntly, they are not talking about Danger Land complaining about the pitfalls of this side mission, and they are rushing "I accidentally got on the thief ship".

Wang Heavenly Emperor is barking at his feet wang wang wang~.

It seems that this dog teammate has also received a slightly pitted task, otherwise he would not show such an expression.

Although several teammates complained that the task was difficult, in fact, they did it without hesitation.

It has been a few days since they arrived in Port Isitta. From their respective intelligence channels, they learned that there is a kind of "top equipment" in this game-Divine Sword.

Run errands, punch cards, find faults, and click likes. You can get a top-level weapon without taking any risks. What can I complain about?

Isn’t it much safer than to brush a powerful BOSS?

Although it is troublesome, as long as it is a task, there is always a time when it can be completed. For such a cheating task, according to the rule that the reward is proportional to the difficulty of the task, it should be possible to obtain the legendary "Divine Sword" in the end.

"Really?"

Yi Lin frowned slightly. He didn't have the slightest envy in his heart after listening to his teammates.

――After all, "Divine Sword", he already has it.

And it's very fragrant.

So "the brave, the dog, the little friend" squad Wu Li, for these side tasks, Yi Lin's view is the clearest.

The authorities are fascinated, and the bystanders are clear.

Yi Lin habitually picks at the "dead skin" on his forehead, sinking into thought.

Seeing Yi Lin's serious expression, Li Erpang thought that Yi Lin was so envious that his expression was distorted, so he chuckled, "can't help" comforted: "I said brother N~~~ You don't need to be discouraged Now, the branch line of this'Divine Sword Mission' should be a part of the audience. Although we have been ahead for a few days, in case, maybe, maybe, there is a possibility of losing it,

it’s easier for you to receive one What about his mission?"

This shameless fatty.

According to the human setting law in RPG games, there must be a pitfall around the protagonist.

What a shame.

Ning thought on the right, contemptuously, and the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, but he didn’t break, laughed, and said, “Fat Brother’s words are reasonable. There is no restriction on accepting tasks. This should be a task that every'player' can accept. Now brother Yi Lin, you have also arrived. I think we can also do the main task by the way."

Yi Lin: "..."

Seeing that Yi Lin was still depressed, Xiao Chuer picked a strand of silky hair behind her ears, and whispered: "Yes, yeah, it’s okay, you It’s the main...The Captain of the team. Anyway, this'Divine Sword branch' will not be settled for a while. We can push the main line while making this branch. It is also possible."

Li Erpang hearing this, angry.

He slammed the table: "Hey wait a minute, when did we squad decide Captain? According to the rules, isn't the main tank the Captain? You, you don't talk about routines!"

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"You..."

When the friends kept barking and the dogs kept barking, Yi Lin never interrupted.

But when they finished speaking, Yi Lin was picking his forehead, his eyes were slightly cold, and slowly said: "How many days ago did you take this task?"

Li Er Fat: "Three days ago."

Ning You: "Four days ago."

Xiao Chuer: "...Three days ago."

Wang Heavenly Emperor: "Wang, Wang, Wang."

Li Erpang pointed at Ning You suddenly: "Didn't you suggest not to do the main line first! Why did you go to the Great Priest Jill the earliest? There!"

"Uh...accidentally, passing by, passing by, passing by."

Yi Lin waved his hand to end the dispute between his teammates: "In other words, you the I’ve been tossing these branches in the past few days?"

Others don’t understand what Yi Lin means when asking these questions. They looked at each other for a while, and they were nodded by appointment.

Yi Lin continued to ask: "After you have connected these branches, has anyone seen Grand Priest Jill?"

Li Erpang whispered: "It is estimated that all I’m busy cleaning the branch line! Who is so idle that it’s okay to go to Jill? Isn’t it fragrant to do quests?"

Ning You suddenly condensed his eyes and blurted out: "Yi Lin brother, do you? What's the discovery?"

"Discovery is hard to say. I just feel weird, although we don't have all the memory of'reality'. But since we are here, it means that this game is not a'stand-alone game' , It is more likely to be an'online game'."

Xiao Chuer hearing this, suddenly remembered something, eyes shrank, and lost her voice: "Wait, isn't it...no, how is it possible?"

Without waiting for Yi Lin to express his thoughts, after Yi Lin reminded him, Ning You also thought of one of the doubts: "Yes, I almost forgot, this test... the game settings , Is an online game in which the player is trapped in the game world. Since the game itself is an online game, as the highest 49 weapons in the game, the "Divine Sword", the difficulty of the task of "can be completed sooner or later in time" is inevitable. It’s too low."

Xiao Chuer shook her head with a solemn expression: "No, it’s even stranger, it should be the threshold of the task. When receiving the task, there is no level, equipment, or other things. A hard requirement of strength. At that time, the great priest Jill gave me the feeling that as long as he is an individual, he can receive the task."

Ning You suddenly lowered his head and looked at the dog lying on the ground with a strange expression. "Maybe, it's not a human being..."

The more he listened, the more puzzled Li Erpang, his heart was filled with question marks, and he quickly asked: "Wait, what are you talking about? Can you say something? Can normal people understand it? If you talk like this, I will have the illusion of being crushed on my IQ! Can you still chat well?"

Actually, including dogs, Everyone wanted to tell Li Erpang to make him feel more confident and to remove the word "illusion" in his words.

But now they don't have this thought.

Because after Yi Lin reminded, everyone noticed the violation in this side mission.

Yi Lin ignored the IQ collapse of a lack of Li Erpang, and continued to analyze: "Assuming this'game', there may not be a million people, it can accommodate 100,000 players, should it be okay? Because the game settings are too perverted, this game has hit the street to the extreme. Ten thousand people should have it? A game that accommodates tens of thousands of'players', the threshold for obtaining top-level weapons...is it too low?"

"This, but there are only 49 top-level equipment in the game in the setting."

Xiao Chuer thought of a possibility, but she didn't even believe it when it came out. "Is there something tricky about this NPC? The kind that specializes in players? It's not necessary? What's the purpose?"

Ning You's tone condensed and shook his head: "What you said is really possible. This The game is a bit weird. In the turn-based game, there is no resurrection point. Once the death deletes the account, this setting can persuade 99% of the players. Think about it this way, even if there is a "Gill Grand Priest" It’s actually a ghost animal setting like Demon King’s minions. I can accept it."

"wait a minute" Xiao Chuer suddenly remembered something: "When you are taking the task, Jill Did the great priest specially record your'communication crystal', saying that after we are all together, we will use the'communication crystal' to contact him immediately? He said that there are special rewards and the like."

Yi Lin The action of picking the dead skin suddenly stopped, frowned: "Is there anything else?"

Ning You nodded: "It is true, I also thought it was a bit weird at the time, but because he released it soon 'Divine Sword task', so I didn’t think much about it. Now speaking of which is indeed a bit weird, combined with all these clues, it feels like..."

Yi Lin suddenly took his hand from The forehead was put down, and he chuckled: "so that's how it is. So that's how it is. It seems that there is a problem with the great priest Jill. He released these side missions, all of which are missions to kill time in Port Isitar, without any substance. The meaning of the above. It is not so much to send equipment and experience, but to say... Do everything possible to keep'you' in the city and don't leave."

Xiao Chuer muttered to herself: "No way? Even the NPC has problems? This game is too bad, right? It really deserves to be said..."

Xiao Chuer didn't say anything, but stopped abruptly.

Kening You and Xiao Chuer are both "apostle", even if Xiao Chuer only said half of it, he understands.

――Even NPCs can cheat players. It's really a "trial"!

Perhaps, this is the difficulty of the trial!

After figuring out the key points, Ning You also smiled: "Thanks to Yi Lin brother's wit and timely detection. It seems that the main task of this game is not as simple as it seems on the surface. Very simple. Possibly, the great priest Jill is a character similar to a'game villain'. For some'purpose or reason', we are trapped in Port Isitar with a side mission."

paused, Ning You continue Analyzed: "According to this'hypothesis', the purpose of keeping us in the city with the'Divine Sword side mission' is to wait for the Yi Lin brother to appear, so that we can all be wiped out? Thinking carefully, it is terrifying! Maybe, this is also part of the'story' itself. Hehe, this'game' is getting more and more interesting."

There was one sentence he didn't actually say.

You don't even have to wait for "Protagonist Yi Lin" to arrive before you start playing. Should you say that it is indeed the card that the protagonist should have?

Xiao Chuer also laughed out loud, with a scent called calm, calm and composed in his smile: "putting it that way, since he needs us to take the initiative to contact, he can determine whether we are all together ', it means that the villain's eyeliner has not yet reached the point of'omniscience'. Using this information gap, we may be able to fight a wave of counter-kills and go deeper into the plot."

Ning Right: " hehe."

Xiao Chuer: "hehe."

The dog smiled evilly.

Yi Lin, slightly smiled.

After the three of them figured out everything, they all laughed together.

"I, I, I have one thing, I don't know if I should say it inappropriately..."

When the three people were surrounded by a dog, they were smiling. A fleshy palm was raised weakly.

Li Erpang's expression was guilty, his head was guilty, and he whispered: "Before entering the tavern, I had already sent, sent, and sent the news of'Yi Lin here' to the big Jill. ......"

Suddenly,

the three people and one dog, their smiles completely solidified.

At the same time.

No one noticed.

Outside the port.

The other side of the sea of ​​clouds.

Black shadows of the airship covering the heavens, shielding the sun approached quietly with billowing black smoke.

……

……

Use the fastest speed for four people and one dog. After the checkout, leave the tavern.

Little Fatty knew it was wrong, so he didn't dare to say anything along the way, let alone fight for the position of "Captain".

Seeing other people, including dogs, there were no birds, Li Erpang finally couldn't hold back, crying with a mournful face: "I can't guess that NPC can cheat people? This is simply not normal. Is there a good way to play the game? Is it normal for elite players to have inertial thinking and be pitted?"

Along the streets, shops are thriving in and out, and there is a hustle and bustle of people. There is nothing unusual.

But the more Yi Lin thinks about it, the more things go wrong.

In this one, I heard too much tricky, so many Yi Lin can't summarize it for a while.

This game is very wrong.

It now appears that he can take on the "main quest", which is also the guide of the old priest of the Little Holy See in Rab Town, Novice Village. He is the priest and released the main quest of "Finding the Great Priest of Jill".

What Yi Lin can’t figure out at the moment is that the weirdness of the great Jill priest is part of the “main storyline”, or is it the same as “the player is trapped in the game and can’t get out”, it appears in the NPC What's the problem.

According to Yi Lin's "cognition", when artificial intelligence is created, it must be implanted with the deepest and irreversible laws, otherwise it will be prone to accidents.

Yi Lin remembered again, in the moonlight jungle, the villagers who have guarded the village for generations.

And the tragic and majestic Wolf King who pushed up the chrysanthemum that was riddled with scars in order to protect the pregnant belly.

"Is this really just a game?"

Yi Lin thought .

He once again doubted the nature of this "game world".

Seeing Yi Lin's face collapsed, Xiao Chu'er just rushed, but Li Erpang, who was ignorant of self-blame, ran and whispered to round the field: "It's really not to blame him, I can only blame … NPC will cheat players. This setting is too ridiculous. If it weren't for the reminder from the Yi Lin brother, anyone would have been recruited."

Ning You was silent though.

But he also feels a bit outrageous.

Originally apostle is sinister enough, this can pit two sinister apostle here, how high is the intelligence of the NPC?

You must know that the computing power of artificial intelligence must be much higher than that of the human brain. If all the NPCs in this world do this, this trial would be too terrifying. It is impossible to treat this game as a pure game world.

When four people and one dog rush on the road.

Ning You gently pulled Xiao Chuer.

Xiao Chu'er knows, deliberately ran a few steps slowly, and, together with Ning You, fell behind the team.

Li Erpang immerses himself in catching up.

Because of their serious concerns, several people seem to have not noticed Ning You and Xiao Chu'er, who are faintly falling behind.

Ning You glanced over with a "you understand" eyes, suppressing the voice so low that only two of them could hear: "Could it be Li..."

Don't speak too clearly.

But Xiao Chuer already understood.

They all thought of the handsome sculpture on the square at the entrance of the Holy See.

"It can only be for this reason. It seems that we follow the line of the'protagonist', but fall behind in the construction of other forces."

Xiao Chuer nodded , The expression is heavy.

In fact, this is also the biggest reason why they feel the situation is severe.

No matter how pitted the NPC, the protagonist team, or the game mechanics, Ning You and Xiao Chu'er are apostle, one dimension higher than them, naturally they are not afraid.

But if there is an "apostle" disrupting the game in this task, this method would be too ridiculous.

Even the "Holy See power" with a pivotal background in the game camp can be mobilized. This involves the depth of the plot and is simply terrifying.

"It seems that it doesn't matter that we have opportunities, and some people are not bad."

"I didn't expect, and my idol is also..."

Xiao Chuer's expression is depressed.

Ning You corner of the mouth raised: "When you get to the trial, you must not be soft, even if..."

Xiao Chuer shook his head: "Oh, this It's hard to say, who makes you less handsome than him?"

"..."

While thinking about each other, several people have already arrived in the square in front of the Holy See.

That handsome and gorgeous statue of a young man, like a firefly in the night, and a beacon in the solitary sea, so dazzling and dazzling.

The eyes of Yi Lin, Wang Heavenly Emperor, and Li Erpang were attracted involuntarily.

In fact, it is not necessarily very handsome to say handsome, but the expression of the statue is too shameless, and it is difficult for people to not pay attention.

Wang Heavenly Emperor showed contempt.

Li Erpang and Yi Lin are frowned.

For some reason, they felt that the face of the sorrowful bag seemed to have been seen somewhere.

Ning You quickly stepped forward.

He and Xiao Chuer had already ended their private chat, paying close attention to the actions of the "protagonist group".

After all, this is a very important plot change that cannot be ignored.

"What's the matter?"

Ning You noticed the slight changes in the expressions of Yi Lin and Li Erpang, and asked.

Li Erpang was straightforward and did not hide, and subconsciously said: "I don't know what to do, Fatty, I always have the urge to smash this statue."

Yi Lin nodded: "Well, I also think this statue looks like it reserves a beating."

Ning You: "..."

Xiao Chuer all around Zhang Wang: "Have you noticed , The Vatican army on this square seems to be gone?"

Yi Lin asked: "A lot of Vatican army before here?"

Ning You nodded: "That's right."

Yi Lin looked thoughtful.

Except for Yi Lin's first visit, when the others brushed the branch line, they were very familiar with most areas of Port Isita.

Looking back now, there is a bit weird again. The "Divine Sword side task" received by their three people, whether it was punching in, finding fault, or finding NPC to like, seemed to avoid this area.

As a result, as soon as they came, they noticed something wrong.

Although the statue of Sao Bao looks very deserves a beating, Yi Lin ignores too much and speeds up the pace of the towering snow-white building.

-"Gaia Vatican branch".

This can be called a landmark-like existence in Port Isitta, and it is still the same as before, revealing a sacred and solemn breath, as if it was shining. At the top of the building, seven huge crystals float out of thin air, exuding a soft white radiance. The seven crystals are connected by a complicated circuit, as if carrying some kind of profound mystery.

Yi Lin raised his head and glanced, a single thought flashed in his heart.

I don’t know if I knock it down... Is it worth the money?

As soon as this thought flashed, Yi Lin went straight to the door of the Vatican branch.

The branch gate of the Holy See, made of high-grade wood, looks very valuable. Yi Lin pushed it hard... didn't open it.

"Let me come!"

Li Erpang knew that he was wrong, so he squinted to kill him, picked up the one-handed hammer, and slapped the door angrily.

"Open the door to the fat man! Fuck! Your uncle! Open the door quickly! Open the door!"

peng~ peng~ peng~ peng~ ――

Li Er Fat was so angry that he couldn't care about offending the so-called NPC.

But even if the peng peng door rang, no one came out.

After Yi Lin was silent for a moment, he took out the shop-bought dagger without warning and stabbed the door.

[-10]

A number popped up on the door.

Next.

A health bar appeared in front of several people.

This sudden damage number and health bar made Ning You, Xiao Chuer, Li Erpang, and Wang Heavenly Emperor stunned at the same time.

Li Erpang: "A door actually dared to show the health bar in front of the player? So arrogant?"

But soon, they reacted one after another.

This door... can actually be pierced!

The scene can actually be destroyed like this?

So there is such a mechanism?

Then...what are you waiting for?

Once the health bar is lit, even if it is a building...

Hammer!

Li Erpang directly picked up the hammer and madly hammered on the door.

[-11]

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[-16]

Although Li Erpang is not on the output route, However, his weapon was also exchanged in Port Isitta, and the output was slightly higher than Yi Lin's "stroke level A".

Ning You, Xiao Chuer, Wang Heavenly Emperor, seeing Li Erpang and Yi Lin starting to work on this building, and no way out, each took out their weapons, equipped them, and faced the [Holy See branch gate] ] Stabbed to death.

pa pa pa pa pa!

The strange thing is that their attacks did not enter the "turn-based" state. Except for Yi Lin, everyone else finally experienced the thrill of real-time combat in a turn-based game.

That's great!

The health bar of the door drops rapidly...

But it is still a bit slow...

Until Yi Lin quietly threw a [Quenching Poison] toward this door dagger】.

The door turned green in an instant.

Yi Lin kindly reminded: "You can use skills!"

Others hearing this suddenly realized.

The teammates wondered how Yi Lin thought of the outrageous operation of throwing a door skill, but in this tense atmosphere, other people and dogs are not talking nonsense, as if this fan is ordinary. The door is used as a wild BOSS to brush, skill, level A, regardless of cost, throw it on the door.

The health bar of the door drops faster!

In a few minutes.

The gate that had been standing for an unknown number of years in Port Isitar collapsed suddenly. Four people filed in and killed them.

At the time when the hero squad hammered the gate, there were already many civilians in Port Isitar, and they noticed their "great unruly" behavior.

It can be seen that several people are fierce and evil, and those who come are unkind, and they dare not step forward to stop them. The civilians found it strange that no guards from the Holy See Army were patrolling in this large square today, and no one came out to stop such outrageous things.

Li Erpang regarded this action as a monster spawning.

After breaking the door, even the shield was put up in front of him. The main hand shield and the deputy hand hammered in with one hand, arrogantly slammed in, taking the lead.

Yi Lin habitually stepped back and hid at the end of the team.

But when they entered, they were stunned.

I remember the last time I came here, there were all kinds of pious "god believers". The great priest Gil was standing under the female Divine Idol, bathed in rays of light, with a kind face... …What impressed Li Erpang most is that there were originally many girls wrapped in dressing dresses, the small buttocks...tsk tsk.

But now, it's all gone!

Whether it's Big Gil, a young nun, or a believer, it's all gone!

Ning You, Xiao Chu'er, and Li Erpang were instantly convinced, affirmed, and firmly convinced that this time... they really gave the NPC a pit!

How can dignified NPCs leave their scope of practice?

This game... unscientific!

How could there be such a disengaged NPC!

"Fuck! What's the matter?"

Li Erpang was dumbfounded.

Ning You quickly calmed down.

If this change is really "he" in the middle, his involvement in the plot is deep enough to influence the movement of the NPC...

"No! Hurry up!" Out of town!"

Ning You eyes shrank, loudly said.

Xiao Chu'er obviously thought of the same place with Ning You. When Ning You gave a voice reminder, she had put away the Little Pi whip, moved agilely, and ran out of the church.

And just now.

When four people and one dog were about to leave the church.

In the distance, in the sky, a bright radiance pierced everyone's eyes instantly.

"bang!!!!"

A terrifying laser fell from the sky and swept it from a distance.

In the blink of an eye, the flames of the explosion burst into the sky where the laser was pointing.

The high temperature and heat wave came violently. The eyes of four people and one dog were dazzled by rays of light, and they were briefly blinded.

The hair of Yi Lin, Li Erpang, Ning You, Xiao Chuer, and the hair on the head of Wang Heavenly Emperor's dog, all huhuhu were blown to the back of his head.

Four people and one dog, with a dumbfounded look.

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