I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

When Yi Lin returned to the temporary base of the squad with the blacksmith Ge Lang, Ning You, Xiao Chu'er, and Li Erpang's expressions tightened, and at the same time they got up and clenched their weapons.

Perhaps because the face of Blacksmith Granger is too narrative, or because his shirtless shape with a big hammer on his back, baleful aura is compelling, making them subconsciously full alert.

The dog happily circled the blacksmith Ge Lang, flicked his tail, and put his paws on "fighting claws" like a treasure, and smiled like a dog at the blacksmith Ge Lang.

Ge Lang blacksmith was silent.

Just squatted down and rubbed a few times on Wang Heavenly Emperor's head.

Wang Heavenly Emperor handed out his paw, smiling more impudent.

After being vigilant for a while, the three of Li Erpang quickly remembered the identity of this big hammer.

This is clearly the blacksmith uncle from Novice Village!

Why did you come here?

Is the NPC actually out of town?

"Late later, I will create a new pair of paws for you."

The tough face of the blacksmith Granger has a rare soft line, which is a little bit more gentle to the dog. Said the child.

The dog is hearing this.

The smile is completely perverted.

This is a real dog!

Li Erpang, Ning You, Xiao Chuer, and Yi Lin thoroughly understood the reason why Wang Heavenly Emperor laughed like a dog.

"This is my dog."

Yi Lin reminded him with a light cough.

Ning right: "..."

Li Erpang: "..."

Xiao Chuer: "..."

Uranus: "..."

After two minutes.

Under the weird gazes of his teammates, Yi Lin used the shortest vocabulary to explain the origin of the blacksmith Ge Lang.

Of course, Yi Lin decisively omitted the part of recasting "Divine Sword".

Yi Lin does not want to expose the existence of "Divine Sword".

Hey, teaming up or something, it’s really troublesome.

Yi Lin's current direction of adding points is to go to the Slaughter Path in the ACT game. It is placed in the turn-based mechanism. On the contrary, he can only silently follow the team to play soy sauce and rub experience.

Blacksmith Ge Lang seems to be indifferent to how Yi Lin and the others discuss and discuss.

He sat silently by the campfire, lowered his head, and from time to time he lifted up the jug that seemed to be inexhaustible and filled his mouth with a bit of spicy spirits, his face was full of stories.

The dog still loyally acts as a licking dog. In order to let the blacksmith Ge Lang create a brand new paw for him, he flicks its tail in front of the blacksmith Ge Lang from time to time to show his sense of existence.

While Ge Lang blacksmith pretended to be forced and Wang Heavenly Emperor licked the dog, the other four people squatted aside, gathered in a circle, and whispered.

"Fucking? You actually flicked all the NPCs in the city? Amazing!"

"Awesome." Ning arched his hand right.

Yi Lin waved his hand: "It's not the time to talk about this."

He put him in the chapel, killed the father of Death God, and had a brief conversation with the Pope Dige In, I took a part and said it.

Others finished listening.

looked at each other in blank dismay.

There was no word for a while.

In the end, Li Erpang couldn't hold back, breaking the embarrassing atmosphere of "who speaks first, who has low IQ".

"Ah, this? Wait a minute, you said that all the way to the west is to the west? Can he believe it? That guy should be the player? The sorrow when the player is PK, Fatty, I have always been I don’t believe a punctuation mark, it’s just a pure show."

Xiao Chuer stared and retorted: "Do you call that bomber a'player PK'?"

" The abbreviation of PK, which is'kill the player'. Although the opponent uses this ultimate weapon and does not speak martial ethics, in a superficial sense, the opponent's behavior can really be called'PK'. ."

Xiao Chuer was speechless.

But no Fuck said.

Yi Lin ignored Little Fatty.

He looked towards Ning You: "Is it important to believe or not?"

Ning You tightened his brows.

Suddenly.

He patted his thigh and opened his brows: "Wonderful! It really is...Captain."

Li Erpang raised his hand: "cough cough, about the position of Captain." It’s tentative, I have something to say."

Xiao Chuer fiercely scraped a look at Li Erpang: "Pig... Fat teammate,

Don't interrupt, just listen to them. "

Xiao Chu'er didn't keep his mouth shut for a while, almost uttering the words "pig teammate" from the heart.

Fortunately, Li Erpang didn't hear clearly, otherwise it doesn't matter whether the other party is a beautiful woman or not, let's talk about it in a hurry.

Ning You continued: "Now the situation is clear, Li...that player, through some means, entered the high level of the'Holy See' forces. In order to deal with us, he directly used the ultimate weapon to hunt down and kill. . To deal with this ultimate weapon, only use an ultimate weapon with the same formidable power."

"Assume that the power of the Holy See, in the game world, is actually equivalent to the existence of the power of the villain. . So for the balance of the game, there must be forces that can compete with it. After all, it’s the world of the game. It’s okay to take advantage of your strength."

"I wonder if you have unlocked the'Prestige' panel. Like many online games, many factions in this game have'prestige value' settings. I think as long as you have enough prestige levels, you should be able to unlock a lot of new features. Use ultimate weapon with NPC forces, it should be One of them."

"So..." Ning You moistened his throat, summing up: "No matter which power is gaining reputation, it takes a certain amount of time. What we lack most now is time. Any strategy that can delay time is profitable and harmless to us."

"On the surface, the Yi Lin brother seems to be just saying something, but the other party obviously doesn't believe it. But this sentence planted a seed of suspicion in the other person's heart...just in case it is real? What if we really go all the way to the west?"

Li Erpangmu The dog was stunned, feeling that these pits and pits were not suitable for him.

"Wait, you guys said for a long time, what are we going to do next?"

Xiao Chuer suddenly got up and said softly: "Run quickly."

Li Erpang: "..."

Several people are ready to leave.

Blacksmith Ge Lang also hung the hip flask around his waist silently, seemingly determined to follow Yi Lin.

Although running away with a functional NPC in the city, it is a bit strange.

But when they thought that this was a game world, a few people felt it was not so outrageous.

In the game, everything is possible.

Li Erpang was in a hurry, preparing to put out the bonfire.

"Wait, I have an innate talent skill, maybe it can come in handy..."

Ning You looked at the burning campfire, slowly said.

……

Three hours later.

The scorching sun is in the sky.

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Outside the town of Rab.

Fourteen black airships, grandiose, black steam produced by the burning of the boiler, covering the heavens, shielding the sun, and extremely terrifying, flew from the other side.

These fourteen huge black airships do not have any "identity" flags or symbols on the boats. It is hard to understand the origin of these fourteen mysterious airships.

"wu wu wu ――"

Over the town of Rab, the alarm sounded. All innocent civilians, as the alarm reminded, lose one's head out of fear, shiver coldly, Confine the door, no one dared to wander the streets.

The sparse guards in Rab Town are all ready to go. After discovering these fourteen airships that turned up without being invited, they have quickly entered a state of combat under the mayor’s order and guarded strictly. city ​​gate and city wall. But every guard looked aggressive, but the slightly trembling weapons betrayed their truest thoughts.

On the main boat deck.

"Pope Your Majesty, do we want to...?"

The great priest Jill had a respectful face, standing beside the Pope Dige, anxious.

These fourteen ships are "black ships" without any identification.

In the follow-up of Port Isitar, although they managed to deal with it, they would also destroy the sins of the city and forcibly settle on the heads of those "devils". But if this trip allows people to see their people from the Holy See descend from the "black ship", then the reputation of the Holy See on the "world" will drop a thousand zhang in one fall.

The handsome and extraordinary Dige Pope has a calm face at the moment, sitting on a luxurious crystal throne in the most compelling posture, and a few young nuns are standing behind him eagerly Division of labor and cooperation. Some fan the pope, some pinch his shoulders for the pope, and some peel the "pink grapes" for the pope...

The Pope Dige's face is as deep as water, lost in thought.

Suddenly, someone came to report.

"Report to the Pope Your Majesty, outside Rab Town, northeast, ten clouds, found a bonfire... beside the bonfire, there are people!"

"WHAT So arrogant?"

The young, handsome and pretending Emperor Song Pope, hearing this, suddenly sat upright, stared wide-eyed.

"Is that why you fooled me and said that you are all the way to the west?"

"Naive, naive!"

"You think I am true I believe in your ghost, so I just rushed to the west to chase Rab town and take a look?"

"Where else can you go besides Novice Village? hahahaha ――"

The great priest Jill saw that Pope Dige’s expression became more and more wrong, and could not help but reminded: "The Pope Your Majesty, then we..."

"Go down!"

Pope Dige sneered and waved his big hand: "Give me down and encircle them all! Remember, you have to encircle a little bit, slowly, don’t let it die all at once. And, oh, yes, round The system is right, you, batch by batch, toss them first!"

"Listen to this Pope's instructions...The whole army will attack!!!"

Equipped one by one. The Holy See's army fell from the ladder skillfully, quickly, neatly, and methodically, showing that the quality is very professional.

After one minute.

Professional Vatican army, following the instructions of the Pope Dige, five people as a squad, came from all around.

It is strange that by the bonfire, the four people, one dog and five silhouettes seem to be completely unaware of the movement of the periphery, and it seems that they have given up resistance, bowed their heads, sadly, and silent. Sounds on the fire.

"'This level', winning is too easy."

The Emperor Dige sat down again, and a well-behaved nun next to him handed out a crystal clear and near- The transparent crystal cup contains high-end sparkling wine swaying slightly, reflecting the colorful rays of light under the sun.

"Well, sweet. You guys retreat."

After all the nuns retreat obediently, Emperor Song, the Pope alone, rubbed the flask in his arms.

Well, the fruits of victory must be shared alone to make them more delicious.

In the flask, there is a black gas, faintly discernible, scattered and gathered.

"It looks like it's not your turn to play."

Li Changge lowered his voice and said softly, as if talking to himself.

The black gas in the bottle was silent for a moment.

Suddenly, the black gas in the bottle made a hoarse and shriveled laugh.

"jié jié jié...really?"

The Emperor Dige ignored the black laughter.

He smiled slightly, raising his cup to the sun.

"Respect, damn'God'. Hehe."

"Do you believe in God? I have to believe if I don't believe it."

One drink Utterly.

And just now.

In the communication crystal, there was the voice of the soldiers losing one's head out of fear.

"Your Majesty, the Pope! These are dummies, dummies! It's soil! These are dummies made of soil!"

pu!

The mouthful of sparkling wine that Pope Dige just drank in, spouted out a drop of Quante.

The angry pope sips between his teeth again, nourishing blood.

At the same time.

West of Rab Town.

This is an unknown area on the map.

Commonly known as--

"Mist Zone".

Of course, this is only for the "player", it belongs to the foggy zone.

Blacksmith Ge Lang followed the team silently, and he hasn't said a word since he left Rab Town.

He watched this team of "braves, dogs, little friends" squad, rushed into the monster group, and then "God's rays of light" fell from the sky, the balance illusory shadow appeared, and then the people in the team Jump back and forth with the dog, again and again, again and again.

And now...

Glang Blacksmith finally couldn't help it.

"The direction is wrong."

As the blacksmith Ge Lang said, he took another sip of wine.

The mob was brushed for three full hours.

Yi Lin finally rose to Level 1 again.

Finally.

[Congratulations, level up! ]

[Level up to LV31! ]

[Get'God's Points'! 】

……

Li Erpang looked curiously at the golden light on top of Yi Lin’s head that hadn’t dissipated. It’s faster than us. Why did we only rise to Level 1, and you only rise to Level 1?"

Yi Lin swipes his finger down, opens the panel, looks at the attribute above, and sneers: "Player It’s not the same as the player’s EXP. Have you ever heard of the experience fluctuation rate? It’s normal to have a bit of a gap. In addition, when I rejoined the team, I just upgraded and the EXP was empty, so it seemed that It seems to be a little slower."

Li Erpang was nodded and said he believed it.

Li Erpang originally felt that what this guy said could not believe a single punctuation mark.

But the level is nothing to fool, perfectly clear is placed there, what can you do if you don’t believe it?

"Yi Lin brother, your output seems to be a bit..."

Ning You silently calculated every number that Yi Lin had typed, and felt that something was wrong, but what was wrong, I couldn’t tell. Come.

It's low anyway.

This output is a bit unworthy of the profession of "assassin".

Yi Lin knew that Ning You would be suspicious, so he could only shake the two broken daggers in his hand helplessly, and said, "There is no way. In a hurry, I didn’t have time to change the weapon. By the way, the wild monster's rate of violence is too low. After three hours of cleaning the monster, only one piece of equipment was revealed, which was used by tanks."

Li Erpang is standing aside, smiling and straightening the [Heavy Green Leather Carved Helmet] on his head, seemingly very satisfied with the attribute of this tank equipment.

Although the shape is a bit wrong.

But Li Erpang doesn't mind this either.

No matter how cool the shape is, is there any attribute practical?

Don’t tell Lao Tzu that it’s a lifetime thing to be handsome.

Fate is a lifetime. It's dead, you want to be handsome and have an egg to use?

The town of Rab is located on the southernmost part of the Gaia continent.

all around is the Rab Basin, a circle.

The southernmost is the sea of ​​clouds and there is no port, so I can only look at loneliness.

To the north of the Rab Basin is the route that Yi Lin and the others took before, crossing the moonlight jungle, endless swamp, and arriving at Port Isitta.

To the west, it is a piece of "Rab Mountain."

It still seems to be inseparable from Rab Town.

The level of the monsters in it is a circle higher than the monsters in the Rab Basin, but for Yi Lin this squad, it still belongs to the category of "bullying children".

Li Erpang carried the super-rare title of "Don't Bully Kids Anymore", certified by the gods, and bullying the poor mobs without any sympathy, compassion, or guilt, killing the monsters screaming .

The monsters that were originally designed to be scary, under the hammer of Li Erpang who face looks sinister, actually look a little cute and pitiful.

The blacksmith Ge Lang saw that no one paid any attention to him.

He can only kindly remind him: "The direction is wrong."

Since Yi Lin and the others were pitted by the NPC of the Great Priest Jill, no one dared to be small anymore. Look at the NPC in the game. While Ning You was busy killing monsters, he glanced at the blacksmith Ge Lang who was following the team, and explained: "Don’t be in a hurry, let’s go through the experience first."

Blacksmith Ge Lang: "... "

The NPCs in the game seem to understand the meaning of "experience".

Maybe, Blacksmith Granger was once a glorious adventurer, until he got a few stabs in the face.

Close to the edge of the leveling area.

From a distance, a few people saw the distance, at the leveling division, there was a forest shrouded in mist.

"It's almost there."

Ning You stopped and said softly.

Li Erpang looked around all around and saw that there were no children or monsters around who were not long-eyed. He put away the small hammer and shield with peace of mind. Fiercely swallowed a spit and said, "It’s the picnic again. Time? I'm almost starving!"

After another bonfire banquet.

Four people, one dog, and an NPC blacksmith, who ate straight and hiccups, very satisfied.

Just when a few people took a break, in front of the four people and one dog squad, different system hints emerged.

【Uranos Vatican Prestige-300! 】

【Uranos Vatican Prestige-400! 】

【Uranos Vatican Prestige-500! ]

[Currently, the prestige level of the'Uranos Vatican' is'cold'. ]

[Please keep up the good work. ]

Yi Lin picks his teeth and silently opens the newly unlocked [Prestige] panel.

This panel, like the [Title] and [Achievements], is linked to the submenu of the [system] panel.

Yi Lin confirmed by the way, at the bottom of the [system] panel, the "Logout" button is still dim, click it, and there is no response.

[Uranos Vatican Prestige] Li Erpang unlocked the "prestige" system for the first time, and fiddled with it curiously.

On Yi Lin's [Prestige] panel, in addition to [Uranus Vatican], two other forces have also been unlocked.

Respectively--

[Moonlight Village Friendly).

[Respected by the Moonlight Wolf family).

It was also not long after unlocking the panel that Yi Lin learned that the village where the village chief died was called Moonlight Village.

Simple and rude naming method.

In Moonlight Village, after all, Yi Lin used a hidden branch to save the village and bring permanent peace to Moonlight Jungle. It is not surprising that the reputation level has been raised to "Friendly".

The prestige of "Moonlight Wolves" is actually "respect" for the unfathomable mystery, which is somewhat intriguing.

Yi Lin glanced.

Then looked towards the Heavenly Emperor who is roasting dog hair by the bonfire and raising his legs and picking his teeth...

The "dog licking" attribute can actually be contagious.

Is it because Moonlight Wolf King was stabbed out of Stockholm syndrome by himself?

"Sure enough, if you have a husband, you have a wife."

Yi Lin sighed lightly.

Wang Heavenly Emperor: "?"

Ning You quickly swallowed the wild pork in his mouth.

This is an ordinary material that burst out of a [Lv22] "Cracked Steel Flying Pig".

Not to mention, the taste is really good.

Whether it is boiled or roasted, it is combined with various spices to create a fragrance of cumin.

Swallowing all the flying pork in his mouth, Ning You hit a full hiccup, and slowly said: "It seems that the other party has arrived in Rab Town, and I don’t know how much time can be delayed for them?"

Yi Lin laughed: "It doesn't matter, it's the best thing to delay, and it's the icing on the cake. If you can't delay, you can just level up on this path."

Li Erpang immersed himself in hard work, at this time , He was finally willing to lift his head, his mouth was full of oil, and he said vaguely: "Speaking of which, your skills are awesome. The people you pinch are the same as the real ones. The thief Jill is realistic! What's the origin of the innate talent skills? "

Ning You did not conceal: "I'm standing here, you come and hit me."

Li Erpang was taken aback, he subconsciously raised the one-handed hammer, ready to Hit Ning You's calm face.

Yi Lin and Xiao Chuer, slowly typed a question mark.

But they all took out the weapons at the same time.

So cruel?

We have never heard such a request in our lives!

Ning You, seeing the expressions of his teammates, knew that several people had misunderstood. Before they started, Ning You moved a few steps back and quickly explained: "I mean, the name of my innate talent skill is called...'I'm standing here, you come and hit me'. It's a person who can change the terrain. Skills, although their scope is small, can be used on certain occasions with a certain miraculous effect."

"..."

Everyone puts down their weapons at the same time.

Just as if I almost beat Ning You just now, it never happened.

Li Erpang curiously touched his double chin.

Change the terrain?

Can it be squeezed into the shape of a clay figure?

Li Erpang suddenly had a bold idea.

Just when Li Erpang hesitated whether to speak out his bold ideas.

Yi Lin was silent for a moment, but suddenly showed a kind smile, saying: "I have a bold idea about your skill..."

...

Twilight.

The sky without clouds, there is only a red glow, but it is also very gorgeous.

Fourteen black ships, pitch-black steam tumbling, like the source of air pollution, the sound of rumbling boilers gathered together, coming from the horizon.

"Pope Your Majesty! There, a bonfire was found again!"

"The target had a picnic in the Rab Mountain not long ago!"

"en ? It seems to be the smell of'Cracked Steel Flying Pig'..."

The Emperor Dige sat on the chair with no expression on his face.

There is red between the teeth.

After a while, he laughed: "Send someone down and have a look."

A few minutes later.

The people who go down move neatly to re-enter the airship.

"It's fake!"

The Pope Dige was not surprised by the bad news.

He closed his eyes, thinking about what "he" said when he provoked himself in the communication crystal.

"Really all the way to the west?"

"Sure enough, it is not that simple to fight against the military advisor of the'Apocalypse', the guy called the'fox' on the front line."

"The resourcefulness is not too profound, but the character is sinister and full of nonsense."

Thinking of this, Pope Dige smiled slightly, full of emotions, and stood up from the luxurious chair.

"Priest Jill, our'fuel' is not enough."

Grand Priest Jill hesitated and wrinkled his brows.

"en?"

Seeing that the great priest Jill was hesitant, the Pope knew what the NPC thought. Li Changge was immediately lightly snorted, and after brewing his emotions, in the sky, at dusk, all kinds of gorgeous natural phenomena were born again.

The charming angels, the gates of heaven, the reverberating singing...

"Not enough..."

Followingly, a piece of bright The seven-color divine light, like a light curtain hanging from the sky, envelops all 14 airships.

Even the jet-black color and hideous shape of the airship, under the background of the seven-color rays of light, adds a sacred and inviolable atmosphere out of thin air, which is extremely gorgeous.

On the deck, the people who witnessed this scene of "Divine Vestige", all knelt on the ground, and their brows were full of piety.

"Uranus is on, the god...has appeared again!"

"My emperor, Dige Augie Antony, really is the spokesperson of God!"

Seeing that Divine Vestige is coming again, the great priest Jill did not dare to hesitate any longer, and said quickly: "The Moslem, our'fuel' is very sufficient!"

"Then... Give Lao Tzu Push it all the way!"

"All guns...launch!"

Boom--

ka ka ka--

A statue of light cannon, launched from the ship, one after another bright radiance staggered, laying a dazzling fire sea on the ground.

Rumble--

Countless monsters have turned into flying ashes!