I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

"There is a bonfire in the strange forest!"

"Bang me!"

……

" Traces of the enemy’s picnic were found near Wuxin Lake! By the bonfire...and the two squids said that the crabs were raised and raised.

Well, this time I don’t need to look at it to know that it is fake.

"..., bang again!"

...

"Brando abandoned the crystal mine and found traces of the enemy's picnic! "

"..., forget it! next! "

......

"Fuck! next! "

……

"The traces of the enemy are found! That dog...that dog... actually raised his middle finger! Suspicion is some kind of signalling signal! "

"Fuck? I still don't believe it, you are so honest all the way west! For this handsome...er, this emperor...chasing! ! ! ”

……

Fourteen airships with billowing smoke, flustered and exasperated flew above, with black smoke and dark clouds all the way, and the air pollution capacity is MAX.

one minute.

two minutes.

ten minutes.

When the shadows of fourteen airships completely disappeared from the horizon.

By the campfire.

The "Wang Heavenly Emperor Mud Dog" with the motionless middle finger suddenly sneezed.

As Wang Heavenly Emperor sneezed, the others The "clay man" also moved.

Li Erpang "pei pei pei" patted the mud on his body, and said, "Fuck? Did you really fool that old yin beep? Amazing! "

Ning You explained with a smile: "Without him, he just used the other's inertial thinking. However, didn’t expect Yi Lin brother’s idea to be so bold..."

Yi Lin said with a laugh: "But the blacksmith Ge Lang said with a laugh, that one shot cost equivalent to ten The fuel of ten thousand gold coins, every gun is money, he knew it was fake, but he was also impossible to pretend, all the way to the bombardment with sparks and lightning. "

Several people took out the map and took advantage of the airship ultimate weapon flicking away, and quickly studied the next route in place.

Li Erpang didn’t bother to think so much, so he decided The "pork stew pot" that was not fully cooked not long ago was put on the bonfire again, elated waiting for the meal.

"Food! "

Xiao Chu'er saw Li Erpang's movement in the light, and she rolled her eyes contemptuously, but put a clean empty bowl very quietly under the pot.

Yi Lin ignored other people's small movements.

He frowned slightly and pointed his finger on the map.

"We are here now. "

"To the west of Gaia continent, there are about two training areas. "

"If all goes well, the player should have been chasing to the shore, thinking that we are going to escape from Gaia continent in this direction. "

"Blacksmith Ge Lang said that on this Gaia continent, there are three ports where you can find a voyage airship. "

"The first is Port Isita, the largest commercial and civilian port, but unfortunately it is no longer available there. "

"The second is here to the north, a "two lions country" with a population of 100,000. It is said that there is a military port in it, which is not open to civilians, unless we have enough reputation. "

"Thirdly, in the westernmost part of the Gaia continent, there is a secret port used for smuggling in the black market that few people know about, and many airships of unknown origin have stopped there. "

gu lu gu lu ――

The fragrance in the pot floats out...

Li Erpang's face is shy: "Do you want to eat something? ? "

"Don't interrupt, we are talking about business. "Yi Lin quickly scooped a full bowl, face doesn't change, and continued to analyze the current situation. "According to the sailing speed of the fourteen airships, if he really doesn't believe in evil spirits all the way to the secret port of the black market before turning back," The time left for us is about 12 hours, which is until tomorrow morning. "

"If he was delayed for a while because of other things, maybe this time could be even longer. "

Ning on the right side drank the hot soup with a grim expression: "In other words, within these twelve hours, we must arrive at the'Double Lion Country' and grab an airship at the military port. Before that unfathomable mystery bites us and reacts to the'player', leave this land? "

"According to reason,

is such a program. Fatty, continue the bowl. "

Li Erpang took care of the spoon with a cheerful expression. He was very happy in his heart. But when Yi Lin said, Li Erpang immediately became angry: "I am so... Regarded as the aunt of the cafeteria? "

Yi Lin looked towards Li Erpang blankly: "Then you come to think about things?" "

"..., good, full! "

Li Erpang quickly grabbed Yi Lin's empty bowl and filled Yi Lin with a full bowl.

Compared to thinking about this stuff, the canteen aunt Auntie.

It’s more comfortable than using your brain.

The next trip, like a team of three think tanks, quickly decided.

After meeting with the blacksmith Ge Lang, Yi Lin and his team traveled through the last leveling area and finally came to the Kingdom of Two Lions.

Because they had to fight for time, they did not dare to level up. Yi Lin explored the road ahead and chose a route with the smallest monsters, trying to avoid the cheating turn-based combat.

Yi Lin's level still stays at Lv31.

"Some It's a loss. "

Yi Lin looked at the close and numerous red-named mobs in these leveling areas, feeling quite regretful.

If it weren’t for these few being a hindrance...

Yi Lin thought for a while, but didn't feel embarrassed to say this sentence.

After all, the way he spawned monsters is suspected of opening up.

In order to avoid real-name reporting by his teammates, Yi Lin did not show his true strength in front of his teammates.

Now there is only Wang Heavenly Emperor who knows that Yi Lin is actually paddling.

The kind that is very thorough.

It's no wonder that Wang Heavenly Emperor glanced at Yi Lin's dog eyes from time to time, full of contempt.

……

The Kingdom of Two Lions.

The city wall is towering.

The architectural style of the city is a bit like a western country in the Middle Ages, with bluestone floors glowing. In the city, pedestrians are well-mannered. It’s polite, and the smoking "steam crystal vehicle" passes by from time to time, prospering and orderly.

A blue flag is flying in the wind.

On the flag, there are two heroes. Lions stand proudly back to back. One of the lions holds a long sword while the other holds a strong shield. The pattern of this country is not designed by any plan. Such asymmetrical patterns make the obsessive-compulsive disorder look at it for a while. It’s uncomfortable.

Blacksmith Ge Lang is silent on his way.

But when he came under the city wall of the Two Lions country, he stared deeply at the Two Lions banner. , Murmured: "Humility, honor, sacrifice, bravery, compassion, honesty, justice, spirituality, here is the country that implements the Knight Road to the end. "

As an NPC who can follow the player, No one dares to care what he says.

The four quickly got together and whispered.

Li Erpang: "My keen sense of smell as an elite high-end player tells me that there must be an important hidden quest line hidden in this old fellow. "

Ning You: "Agree. "

Xiao Chuer: "Plus one. "

It is estimated that as long as it is not blind, it can be seen.

After all, in a huge Rab town, only this blacksmith took the initiative to follow the player.

Speaking in professional game terms...This is clearly an unrestricted NPC with high-end intelligence.

Knowing that you know how to trigger it, this is another problem.

The prosperity of the two lions country is comparable to that of Port Isitta.

people coming, people going, bustling.

Everyone is dressed in decent and noble clothing, elegant and calm. With a smile on his face, no matter who he is, he is polite and kind.

Li Erpang feels the completely different customs and customs of the prosperous Port Isitar, subconsciously touching the fleshy double Chin and closed eyes: "Oh, I feel the breath of adventure again. "

Ning You saw that Li Erpang began to pretend to be forceful again, and finally couldn't help correcting this time: "What you want to say is...feel the breath of a side mission? "

"hehehe, almost. "

Xiao Chu'er frowned and poured cold water on the two of them mercilessly: "Don't forget, we are short on time, this time there is no time to clean the branch line." And don’t forget the experience in Port Isitar. In this game, NPCs will also be tricky. Don’t think that the rewards for side quests are so easy to get. "

Wang Heavenly Emperor raised his paws and drooped his ears, as if remembering something painful, and silently agreed.

Although people and people’s game experience may not be generalized.

The game experience of Keren and Dog cannot be generalized.

No one knows how Wang Heavenly Emperor, as a dog, went to pick up the task, or how to complete it. Mission.

No one can become a dog or learn dog language. This may be a mystery that will never be solved.

Said Ge Lang Blacksmith After the sentence of unfathomable mystery, it seems that after introducing the lines of the background of the two lions country, they fell silent again.

The three of Li Erpang are also used to this pretending manner of the blacksmith Granger, and Not surprising.

In fact, even though Blacksmith Granger said he followed the team of "braves, dogs, and friends", he was also shirtless and carrying a hammer, but he had no intention of helping to clean up monsters along the way. From time to time, a line breaks out to provide a few people with key information, or to introduce the relevant background of the leveling sector, apart from this, is of no use.

If it weren't for the Granite Blacksmith, he would have a line from time to time, how many People may have forgotten this important NPC in which area.

Ning You suddenly frowned.

In the crowd, although every single lion nation Everyone in "is all smiling.

But he always feels that something is wrong.

It will be a little while, but I can’t tell.

Li Erpang followed Walking into the city with the crowds, brushing the panel idly. Suddenly Li Erpang said softly, "Fuck? Look at the [Prestige] panel, so I didn’t do anything. The prestige of the'Uranos Holy See' has dropped directly from'cold' to'hostile'? What kind of hatred? I didn't plan your ancestral grave again! "

Ning You looked helpless, he opened his hand and took a look, and found that in his [Prestige], the prestige of the Vatican Uranus had also been brushed from "cold" to "hostile."

"It seems that it should be the...'player' who is struggling with it. According to the settings in the game, the prestige of'hostile' should be the degree of a red name when you meet, and it is no different from monsters in the wild. When you encounter the NPC of the Holy See, be careful, don't unfathomable mystery and pull a bunch of NPC hatred. "

Just when Ning You reminded everyone to pay attention to the NPC of the Holy See, after entering the Kingdom of Two Lions, Xiao Chuer, who had been observing the reactions of all around the crowd, suddenly said, "Have you noticed that the people around you , See our eyes are weird? "

"Fuck? "

Li Erpang squinted, trembling his fingers, and pointed not far away: "My eyes are not good, can you help me take a look, where are the jade photos of my fat master sticking up from time to time?" "

"Jade photos? "

Ning You and Xiao Chuer didn't have time to complain.

But when they looked along Li Erpang's fingers, they found that the place was a [Bulletin Board].

Five vivid pictures are pasted on them.

Li Erpang came closer and took a look.

Suddenly he was angry and surprised.

"Why is this an arrest warrant?" I was actually wanted by an NPC in the game? "

"Fuck! I'm wanted! What's wrong? Yi Lin, what do you think? "

"Yi Lin? "

"I...? ? ? "

After a moment of silence.

Li Erpang, Ning You, and Xiao Chuer were angry at the same time, and said in unison: "He's gone again!" "

"..."