I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Yi Lin holds the hideous Bone Cleaver Blade in his hand.

From the handle of the knife, a faintly cold breath came from Yi Lin's palm.

After staring at the weird Bone Cleaver Blade for a moment of silence, Yi Lin shook his head and threw the knife back to the ground.

"It's a weapon!"

Finally.

A courageous middle-aged woman finally couldn't hold back, trembled through the orcs and picked up the weapon.

Ten minutes later.

Li Erpang gnawed a whole fried chicken, threw the chicken bones to the ground, and harvested a wave of mosquito legs guilt value, and was ready to act.

Although he has already set up a detailed action plan.

But when he came to the place of action, he found some difficulties.

He moved his hands and feet a bit.

Clothes have several points of tightness.

No way, this is already the best-fitting clothes that the store can order...but it is still a bit small for Li Erpang's figure.

"cough cough..."

Li Erpang was slightly brewing emotions.

Silently put on a dark blindfold, and he cut out two holes in the two eyes of the blindfold.

She wore a tight black suit and a small round hat on her head.

For this look, Li Erpang is quite satisfied in his heart.

After all, in the various villain legends of Gotham, the one who fits his image slightly is the short and chubby penguin-Oswald Chesterfield Co. Potter.

The name is a bit long, but it is not important!

Suddenly.

Li Erpang rushed out of the grove,

slapped the glass door of WXYZ Broadcasting Station's Channel 2 headquarters directly with a slap, and then plunged in.

"Fuck?"

"Someone broke into the radio station!"

At this time, although the radio station is already off work, there are still many people broadcasting In the station.

"Kill!"

After Li Erpang broke in in a suit, many guards left behind without the slightest hesitation took out the weapon, da da da chao Li Er The fat back shot a shuttle of bullets.

"Fuck--"

Li Erpang felt a chill of killing intent behind him, and he did not dare to stay, completely becoming a flexible fatty, in the rain of bullets. Jump up and down, dodge dodge.

In the corridor of the office building, Li Erpang went around in a circle and planted TNT bombs in every corner of the first floor.

Of course, he can't calculate when the explosion is more appropriate, so he can only use remote control to control the timing of the explosion.

Timed explosions...not suitable for him.

One is not good, it is estimated that even two hundred catties of fat will be confessed to it.

tú tú sudden——

Soon, other residents of Gotham City around also received news that the WXYZ radio station was invaded by "criminals", and the good citizens of Gotham City gradually turned towards Broadcasting station WXYZ came closer.

All have guns in their hands.

A few minutes later, Li Erpang also had a lot of bullet holes on his body, but his HP did not drop much, he directly protected the vitals, flickered left and right, and spinning out of the radio station.

"The damn criminal is there!"

"Chasing, chasing!"

"Charge charge charge!"

" Don't let the fatty go away!"

"..."

Who? The fatty? Your whole family is dead fatty!

Li Erpang ran a section of the road, suddenly stood up straight, and turned around.

"Wait! I have something to say!"

This style of painting changed when it was said, and it really made the onlookers carrying guns abruptly stunned. That's it. Set not far from Li Erpang.

Surrounded by Li Erpang.

Li Erpang lifts the head, with deep eyes...Because of his squinting, no one can tell.

The corner of his mouth squeezed out a lump of fat, a bit like a mysterious smile.

He opened his arms and pumped his lungs, roared towards the sky in front of everyone!

"I, Erfai Copper, the Black Goose, come to Gotham tonight!"

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"???"

Gotham: "..."

No one noticed that Li Erpang held a dainty and delicate... detonated Device!

bang!!

A terrifying earthquake, accompanied by an astonishing heat wave, centered on the first floor of WXYZ broadcasting station, layered on top of each other, spreading everywhere.

Boom!

Because all the bombs installed by Li Erpang are on the first floor, and they are deliberately selected on the load-bearing beams and pillars, the floor above will sink at a terrifying speed, and it will last for a while. , The WXYZ radio station collapsed more than half, drowned in a fire sea and dust.

[In the name of "Black Goose Man", destroy the famous Gotham radio station "WXYZ Radio Station Channel 2 Headquarters" and get the crime value +50,000! 】

After receiving the task reminder, Li Erpang instantly beamed his eyebrows, and immediately felt that the deal with Yi Lin was really worth it.

Sure enough--

Explosion! Ahhh is the romance of men!

My black goose man will definitely fried Gotham without leaving it!

Explode the universe!

Explode!

Suddenly.

The good citizens of Gotham City who responded, suddenly stared at Li Erpang with the same weird smile.

The strange smiles on the faces of the citizens are like the same mask, revealing evil spirits.

In an instant, Li Er's scalp became numb, and it was numb all the way to the chrysanthemum.

"You--"

Li Erpang hasn't had time to claim the name of "Black Goose Man" again.

I saw all the citizens of Gotham, and neatly took out the grenade from the crotch.

"Fuck Ahhh——"

In an instant, there was another explosion of fire, completely submerging Li Erpang's silhouette.

Boom boom boom boom——

……

……

【20:30】

Gotham City.

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Wedgwood Museum.

At this time, it is closed time, so it is seldom crowded here.

Zhu Yuner opened the "crime list" and took a look.

looked thoughtful and mumbled.

"That guy hasn't taken the next step. Is the bomb insufficient... Or does he need other preparations? Well, the fatty also started to act. This score should be a place to blow up."

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"While they don't have the next move, now is the best time for us to act!"

"Otherwise, even if it explodes, this crime is very likely to be counted. On Yi Lin's head."

Zhu Yun'er thought of this with Li Erpang.

After all, in Gotham City today, Yi Lin has made the limelight.

If other people just bombed twice in silence, this kind of major crime is very likely to be counted on the books of the "riddle gentleman".

"hmph...the cunning kid, really thought I didn't see through your tricks?"

Zhu Yuner coldly smiled, with a bit of disdain from the corners of her mouth.

But what Zhu Yuner is deep in one's heart has to admit is that Yi Lin's understanding of this main task is indeed far more than other apostle.

That's why the current situation was created.

Yi Lin is far ahead.

Others tried to chase after Yi Lin's ass.

"In any case, you have to think of ways..."

Zhu Yuner's eyes flashed with dangerous rays of light.

Su Xiaosu silently handed over a mobile phone.

This is Su Xiaosu snatched from other citizens, and persuasively asked for the password.

"Okay!"

Zhu Yuner took a photo of TNT de-carding, and then took another photo of herself and Su Xiaosu.

Then quickly upload it to Gotham City BBS.

After various "criminals" triggered a series of crimes tonight, at this moment, the traffic of Gotham City BBS has reached an unprecedented high.

Almost a post has just been published, and one minute has increased the number of readings by tens of thousands.

Suddenly.

An anonymous post caught the attention of all Gotham citizens.

"We,'empress','Vajra', will explode the Wedgwood Museum in ten minutes, so stay tuned!"

This is... a blatant crime warning !

Where did this empress and Vajra come from?

Although this force is a million miles apart from the elegant and charming riddle gentleman, the criminal is a criminal and must... die! !

So--

The police.

Citizen!

All the armed forces nearby, at the fastest speed, like a torrent, one after another converged towards the Wedgwood Museum.

Zhu Yuner's heart was slightly shocked.

About ten seconds after she posted, she felt a slight tremor on the ground.

It's like... there are countless people walking on the ground neatly.

The vibration of the ground has even reached here!

Scary Gotham!

Zhu Yuner gradually felt that the madness belonging to this city, behind the seemingly simple folk customs, seemed to have an invisible palm, stimulating the emotions of the whole Gotham.

Fortunately, she did not dare to give out a crime warning a few hours in advance like Yi Lin did.

Yi Lin's weird set of guessing puzzles, she couldn't fix it either.

So the time she left for herself is only ten minutes!

No matter how long, the two of them will be overwhelmed by the raging crowd of Gotham!

From a distance, Zhu Yuner can already hear the harsh police siren.

And the rays of light flashing red and blue, forming a long string, moving fast in the dark night.

Ten minutes are here!

Zhu Yun'er and Su Xiaosu looked at each other, did not say much, tightened the detonator, and started to escape on the pre-planned route.

When James Gordon Jr. first arrived not far from the Wedgwood Museum.

bang!!

A dazzling fire light soars into the sky!

The unsophisticated city of Gotham...and double emblems playing again

Boom!

James Gordon Jr. slapped him and slapped him fiercely on the steering wheel.

Beep!

……

……

It has been nearly two hours since the last operation.

Yi Lin spent a lot of time preparing for the next action.

He opened the "Criminal List" and took a look.

Soon he closed the evil list with a smile.

"It seems that they have also started to find a trick to scoring."

"A happy scoring moment?"

Yi Lin lifts the head, again Came to GBC TV station again.

If it wasn't for the need, Yi Lin had planned to blow up this "Gotham Landmark" that seemed to have a high score.

"Hehe, will it really go so smoothly?"

After Yi Lin handed the "Express" to the doorman, Yi Lin lowered the brim of his hat and walked away gracefully.

Even up to this time, no one has connected this elegant noble gentleman with that "riddle gentleman".

Only...for the time being.

Yi Lin lifts the head, moved towards the tallest building in Gotham-Wayne Building.

slightly smiled.

From the constantly updated news reports, Yi Lin also learned that his last "riddle" was solved shortly before the explosion.

"This time..."

Suddenly.

Gotham City.

GBC broadcast once again strongly broadcast the whole city!

"Headlines! Headlines! Attention all citizens! Attention all citizens!"

"Shock!'Riddleman' sent us a'criminal notice' again!"

"Wait, what is this... USB flash drive? There is a video in it—"

"Quiet, you are responsible for taking care of Xu Zhiyong and his wife. If you can't stand it, Call in the team channel in time."

Who would allow you to call me quiet!

But Xu Jingan hasn't had time to blow up his hair.

On the mighty plain.

Far away.

A black crowd flooded the horizon, rushing towards the fortress, and gathered for several kilometers.

one after another The bright holy light broke through the clouds and landed in the opponent's army.

The roars of tens of thousands of people gathered into one voice.

"Holy light is the same as me!"

"For the alliance!"

"Kill the tribe scum!"

"Kill—"