I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

"I really don't want to be calamity ()"! I don’t know if Xu Jingjing has had time to read the detailed rules of the guild’s functions after joining the guild.

It took Yi Lin two minutes to go through the guild function rules that are tens of thousands of words long.

In short, if there is a killing in the same guild, there will be a penalty of deduction of DP.

In addition, after the version is updated, the killing between the apostle servers in the same district will no longer drop the relic box.

This further eliminates the apostle killing each other because of the relic box.

After coming out of the bureau, Xu Zhiyong was almost off work, and enthusiastically greeted Yi Lin to go to his house for a light meal.

Yi Lin's enthusiasm for Xu Zhiyong, I feel a little didn't know whether to cry or laugh: "Isn't it necessary?"

"hehehe ――" Xu Zhiyong showed his face An old driver’s smile: "Don’t you think that Old Xu, I’m trying to cheat you?"

"Uh..."

Don’t say, Yi Lin was the first One reaction is indeed: how Xu Zhiyong is so vulgar.

"Wrong!" Xu Zhiyong shook his fingers and said with a smile: "I was just thinking, in the future, in case, I mean just in case...Bah, so although it is a little ominous, it is still I have to talk about it. In case I encounter something that cannot be solved during my tenure, I can also ask you for help!"

It turned out to be this plan.

Yi Lin laughed: "In fact, if you don't eat this meal, if something really happens to you, I will still help because you have helped me."

"Don't!" Xu Zhiyong was a little anxious: "If you don't eat this meal, it's not sorry! Anyway, it's just one meal, and it won't take much time. It just so happens that my daughter rarely goes home. The guy in my family has cooked a lot of good dishes."

Yi Lin Ao, but thinking about it, this just came out of the trial, and there is nothing special, so he followed Xu Zhiyong to his Home.

The place where he lives is an ordinary community. With Xu Zhiyong's salary, it is reasonable to live in this kind of place.

"Oh! This is Little Lin! She looks very... simple!"

A woman who has a good figure but leaves a lot of time marks on her face , Wearing an apron, smiled and opened the door to greet.

Yi Lin: "...Aunt is good. This is a meeting ceremony."

Yi Lin bought a box of milk on the side of the road and placed it on the shoe cabinet by the door.

"Old Xu said that there are distinguished guests coming to our house, it is rare to come to our house, why are you polite!"

Mrs. Xu, complaining on her mouth, but her face is happy Expressions.

"It's just a box of milk. It's not a bribe or a bribe. You can accept it, my wife!" Xu Zhiyong laughed to himself, apparently rejecting a lot of other "presents."

……

"My wife, is she pretty?" The two sat on the sofa. Xu Zhiyong quietly pointed to his wife's back and flaunted: "I think I was My wife is a famous flower in the police force! She has a gentle and virtuous personality, and I don’t know what dogshit luck I had gone with Old Xu back then to marry my wife! Hey!"

Quietly hammered his waist.

This is the last stubbornness of middle-aged man.

As soon as he talked about his "brilliant deeds", Xu Zhiyong couldn't stop. He kept showing off the cases he solved when he was young in front of Yi Lin.

Xu Zhiyong's wife was busy in the kitchen, and she made a few comments from time to time, revealing the embarrassment of her Old Xu, and she was very happy.

Yi Lin sat in the living room for just half an hour, and Xu Zhiyong and his wife, each with a sentence, made a face of cold dog food, very helpless.

But this atmosphere makes Yi Lin feel very relaxed.

A faint warmth came up spontaneously.

I don't know when it started. To Yi Lin, this kind of firewood, rice, oil and salt, this kind of chattering, has become something of another world.

When Yi Lin tasted this weird mood, he couldn't help laughing.

Yeah.

This is life.

I don't know when it started, even this ordinary "life" has become his unattainable luxury.

As apostle, I don’t know if I can survive the next trial. For every apostle, this kind of ordinary stability is actually the most expensive luxury.

Of course, not every apostle will have this feeling in this kind of atmosphere.

At least, Yi Lin has.

A table of colorful dishes dazzled Yi Lin.

To tell the truth, this is a job that Molly can't make in the laboratory.

When the meal came, a young girl in pink home clothes bounced out of the room.

The girl has a cute appearance, delicate features, and thick, wet lips. Similar to Xu Zhiyong's wife.

It can be seen from the girl's appearance that Xu Zhiyong said that his wife was a flower of the police when she was young, not just bragging.

Xu Zhiyong grabbed Yi Lin's shoulders, hehe smiled: "My daughter, Xu Jingen, looks like me, beautiful!"

Yi Lin hearing this, corner of mouth twitching. Are you tired of talking nonsense with your eyes open?

"Come on! Jing'er, come over to your uncle... Uh no, my big brother Rin say hello."

"pu!" Yi Lin listened. The word "Uncle" directly squirted out the tea in his mouth.

Xu Jingjing looked at Yi Lin suspiciously.

Then when I heard Old Xu’s words, he subconsciously rolled the eyes, sneaked: "Brother? Whoever is older may be younger."

After that, Xu Jingan went straight to the hook. Staring at Yi Lin: "What year are you in?"

Yi Lin remembered his "life experience" in this timeline, with a little uncertainty in his tone: "2103?"

"Oh, after zero and zero." Xu Jingjing looked at Xu Zhiyong like a demonstration: "Dad, have you seen him, let him call her sister."

"Naughty! People talk about generations more than you That's it!"

Xu Zhiyong stared.

"It doesn't matter, it's all the same."

It seems that Xu Zhiyong's daughter seems a bit rebellious. Yi Lin didn't matter, he smiled and hit a round.

Xu Zhiyong knows that Yi Lin's "identity" is very confidential, and it is impossible to reveal the so-called "generation". At the moment, he smacked his lips helplessly and sighed: "This period of rebellion is really long."

"Jing'er, don't mess around!" Upon seeing this, Xu Zhiyong's wife brought green vegetables to the table, pretending to be Angrily reprimanded: "Little Lin is your dad's distinguished guest. How to teach you usually, be polite."

"Che, return the distinguished guest."

Xu Jingyan A trace of disdain flashed in, but he still calmed down and sat down in his place to eat.

It seems that in this family, women are the masters.

Yi Lin watched his nose, nose, mouth, mouth, and heart. He didn't say a word, but silently mourned for Old Xu for a few seconds.

In the end, the rebellious girl did not make a fuss.

It depends on Old Xu's face.

"Come, come! Let me go! It’s not my Old Xu bragging. In the game, I’m Old Xu, but I’m famous for a huge amount of people who can drink me down... all have been transferred away. !"

"Old Xu, isn't this the Nu'er Hong opened when Jing'er got married!" Seeing Old Xu taking out the long-cherished wine, Mrs. Xu whispered cry out in surprise .

"It's okay, this wild child doesn't have a single character. It's early to marry!"

"Drink less and drink less, you are getting old, really! It's not a little child either."

Xu Jingjing: "..."

Staggered.

Old Xu has been promoted, and it seems that he didn't congratulate him. He said a lot through his wine.

Yi Lin also drank dizzy, since he became an apostle, he has never tried so much alcohol.

Old Xu was completely paralyzed and vomited.

Yi Lin is also awkward. However, Mrs. Xu is so enthusiastic that she can only stay overnight in the guest room of Xu Zhiyong's house.

After I finished Old Xu, it was late at night.

When Yi Lin passed the Old Xu's room after taking a shower, he heard his wife's grumbling through the door.

laughed, Yi Lin quickly went to bed and fell asleep.

Actually, Yi Lin was able to drink the "massive" Xu Zhiyong, not because of the good amount of alcohol.

But because, Yi Lin power attribute, has far exceeded ordinary people. Even if he is not strengthening the power side, this physique is not comparable to an ordinary person. How can Old Xu, a mediocre director, be able to compare with Yi Lin.

"..."

No words for a night.

...nothing?

"Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yi Lin's locked door opened without a sound.

A petite shadow came in, like a ghost.

The comer has plump and attractive lips, faintly glowing in the dark.

A bright dagger, reflecting a cold gloom, slowly approached Yi Lin's neck.

The next day.

Sun, three poles.

When Yi Lin got up to wash, Old Xu walked out of the bedroom contorts one's face in agony with two dark circles and a mess of hair from the chicken coop. The ghost knew what happened to him last night.

"Absolutely didn't expect, I, who drank all over Qingcheng Invincible, actually gave you brat to get on the ground."

Old Xu is very impressed. what.

I think he was able to fight until dawn.

Xu Jingen came out of the room with a cold face.

The rebellious girl has a dark face, and a acne develops on her moist lips overnight, which seems to be a little angry.

When Xu Jingjing walked in front of Yi Lin, he lowered his head and squeezed a sentence between his teeth: "Lin...Lin brother!"

"Fuck?" Xu Zhiyong All of a sudden, he woke up, his eyes widened and his face was dumbfounded.

His daughter's character Old Xu is very clear.

At this moment, Xu Zhiyong seemed to have changed a daughter.

What happened during this long night?

Why did my rebellious daughter turn her sex in one go, as if she had been trained?

"Good."

Yi Lin squinted and smiled back.

"Ah, this?"

After Xu Jingjing said hello, he went to the bathroom with his head bored to wash up. He walked fast, and he wished to take two steps and do one step. .

Xu Zhiyong is still in a daze.

"I should go now, Aunt's dishes are so delicious, I hope I will have the opportunity to taste Aunt's craftsmanship in the future."

"Hey, it’s okay, come often, often Come."

Xu Zhiyong pulled Yi Lin to the door, and while his wife didn't kill him, he secretly lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and was full of ecstasy.

"By the way, there hasn't been any major event recently, right?"

Xu Zhiyong asked quietly.

Yi Lin heard this and laughed dumbfounded: "Don't worry, it's very peaceful here."

"That's good, that's good."

Retirement, but Xu Zhiyong's dream, nothing happens is the greatest good thing.

The Qingcheng Police Station was nailed to the shame board of the police for several months, but Xu Zhiyong has been busy for a long time.

Chatted for a while at the door.

Xu Zhiyong sees that Yi Lin also plans to leave.

There is no blocking.

He knows that Yi Lin's identity is extraordinary, and as soon as he gets busy, it means that a major event is about to happen.

"What are your plans next?"

"Nothing special." Yi Lin looked towards the front, in the courtyard of the community, people coming, people going.

The plain scene made Yi Lin stare slightly, laughed, and said: "While there is still time, I want to learn more about this'world'."

The tribe.

The loud horn sounded.

The fierce battle between the alliance and the tribes both fought, and there was a momentary pause.

After the tribal side blew the war horn, the alliance side's war horn soon sounded.

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