I’m Drunk On You

After midnight, Su Li returned to school. She saw a pile of couriers on the ground when she entered the dormitory door. She kicked the box out of the way, “Ji Luo! You didn’t clean up?”

Ji Luo walked out of the bathroom while smoothing the mask on her face, “You’re back.”

“I’m exhausted.”

“Sister, you haven’t caught up yet, have you?”

“No.”

“My God, what kind of fairy is that?”

“Ghost knows.” Su Li walked to the room, and Ji Luo followed, “By the way, there is your package.”

“I didn’t buy anything. It’s from senior for you, sister.”

“You accept it?” Su Li gave her a disgusted look: “You betrayed me.”

“Oh, there are too many. They put it there and leave. I can’t move it.” Ji Luo controlled her facial expression, raised the corners of her eyes, and pressed the mask on her face. “Take it apart and have a look. Maybe there is something interesting.”

“I won’t take it apart,” Su Lituo took off her coat and lay on the bed.

“Then return it.”

“You take it. You go and return it.”

“I won’t. It’s so many!” Ji Luo sat beside her bed, “Then can you guess who gave it to you?”

“I can’t guess.”

“Oh yes, there is still a bouquet.” Ji Luo trotted out, brought a bouquet of roses, and graciously handed the small card inside to Su Li. “Take a look.”

“I’m too lazy to read.”

“Then I’ll take it apart?” Ji Luo stared at her for a while, then opened the small card gossipingly and read out, “I don’t know what you like, so I bought some food and some useful things. I hope you like it, Ye Jin.”

“I remembered,” Su Li said lazily. “It seems to be a senior I met in the restaurant last time. He seems to have added me on WeChat. I don’t know which little bastard sold me.”

“…. Me.”

“You?” Su Li sighed. “That’s right, you have sold me out once or twice.”

“Manman asked for it from me, and I gave it without asking too much.”

Su Li stopped talking

“What about these? Return it?”

“You move?”

“I don’t.”

“Then find a mover.”

“Sister Li, you want me to death.”

Su Li turned over and buried her face in the quilt.

“Then it’s better to dismantle it. Anyway, it’s some food, and it’s not expensive. If it doesn’t work, why don’t you sell your appearance and have a meal with the senior?” Ji Luo moved closer to her, “What do you think?”

“My good roommate, you are so inhuman.” Su Li remained motionless, “Break the friendship.”

“Oh, Sister Li, Master Li.”

“Tear it down. I’ll give it back to him later.”

“Then I’ll go.” Ji Luo jumped out of bed happily, took a pair of scissors, and opened the box a few times. Except for a bunch of imported low-fat snacks, there was also a bottle of perfume and a set of radish lipstick.

“This guy really understands women’s hearts.” Jiluo leaned next to Su Li with her lipstick in her arms and opened the gift box, “Look!”

Su Li was not in the mood and glanced at Ji Luo, “You like it? Give it to you.”

“I.. I, I, I… I’m so excited that I can’t speak!! Are you serious?”

“Hurry up and take it away.”

Ji Luo excitedly picked up the lipstick and bounced a few times. “My Lord Li, Goddess Li.”

Su Li sat up and scratched her hair. Her eyes were blank, “I just lost all the New Year’s money this year, and you are cheating on me again.”

Ji Luo hugged and kissed her directly, “I can’t help it. I’m your real roommate.”

“Go away. I’m going to shower” Su Li took her pajamas and went to the bathroom.

“Hey! There’s still a bottle of perfume!”

“Take it, take it, take it.” Su Li opened the door, showing her head, and said seriously, “Calculated, don’t make mistakes.”

“Don’t worry, Goddess of Wealth!”

With a bang. The door is closed. While bathing, Su Li listened to Ji Luo singing outside.

“Big Sister Li, Big Sister Li, Big Sister Li, the richest man in Li Mei, has a beautiful body and face, everything is great, la la la la Ding Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Big Sister Li.

Ding Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang, so rich la la la….”

Su Li put one hand on her hips and pressed the other against the wall, with a helpless face, letting the hot water flow down from her head.

Has my roommate become a fool?