I'm really not a magician

The funeral procession soon left, leaving me, master and the students on the scene.

"Master, go back first," I said.

The master nodded and said, "don't care what they say. You've done very well. If master Qin had just been able to catch the coffin."

I smiled. "It's okay, I don't care."

"OK, I'll go first, and you go back to dinner quickly." the master said and left here.

Qian Liexian asked, "what are you going to do now?"

I looked around and didn't answer. It must be dark at night. I can't do without lighting.

"Qian Liexian, Chen Liang, Yuan Liangmao, you three go to the mountain to pick up more dry firewood, and others help bring the paper people." I said, touched out the lighter, then went to the paper-made spirit house and lit the four feet of the spirit house.

The fire flared up in an instant.

Others took all the paper people and burned them together. I went to the grave and covered all the wreaths on the coffin to make it look like a grave.

Qian Liexian, who picked up firewood, asked, "let's just burn the body with a fire."

I shook my head and said, "I can't burn. My body has changed. Ordinary fire will only make it more irritable."

"If you fill the soil directly, it won't come out?" Qian Liexian continued.

"I can't get out for the time being, but I can't die, and it will grow slowly. When I have the strength in a few months, it's estimated that no one can live down." I explained.

Chen Liang came over and said, "in fact, I still don't understand why we're here. We don't fight zombies."

"The cat remembers your appearance. It can't guarantee who it will attack first. If the person it wants to attack first is not there, it will run away. It will be more troublesome at that time," I explained.

Du Yi asked, "can my mother run fast?"

"She's not your mother anymore. She's a zombie. She's inhuman."

"Is it like the one in the movie, wearing the official clothes of the Qing Dynasty? It's very slow?" Yuan Liangmao asked.

I sighed, shook my head and said, "wear a shroud, don't jump, walk normally, but my body is relatively stiff. I was very slow. As a result, if you throw a cat in, it won't be slow. It's faster than ordinary people, its body is also very hard, and its strength is very large."

"How old?" Du Yi asked with some fear.

I touched my nose, looked at the sun that had set, and said, "if there is a tug of war, we can't pull it out together. Let's go and go back to dinner first. Remember, we can't tell anyone."

"OK." the crowd nodded, and they knew the seriousness of the matter.

On the way back, Qian Liexian asked, "yihun, who do you think it will attack first?"

"I'm not sure. Anyway, you won't attack me first. It depends on your luck. The first attacked can sell lottery tickets tomorrow." I laughed and looked very relaxed.

When everyone was silent, I said, "don't worry. When I stand in front and it is ready to attack people, I will attack it first, transfer its hatred to me, and it will attack me first."

Now that everyone is united, I don't need to scare them anymore.

"Then you just wait there? Why should we go?" Chen Liang said.

I turned and looked at him: "it can't see you. After coming out, it ran directly to find you. How can I chase you?"

"You won't stay by the coffin. You'll do it as soon as it comes out?" Chen Liang continued to argue.

"Try standing by the coffin. The lid can crush you." I said speechless.

Qian Liexian quickly stared at Chen Liang: "all right, ah Liang, listen to a soul, a soul, are you sure?"

"Do your best."

"What if you haven't called?" Yuan Liangmao asked.

I sneered and said, "if I haven't called, you'll bury me together, so you must listen to my command at night, just for the sake of your own life."

"OK, I know. Shit, zombies really can't fight if they want to. It's fate to meet them." Qian Liexian suddenly became brave.

Talking all the way, we came to Du Yi's house. Just after having two meals, Zheng Kangkang came back. He panted and said, "everything is at your door."

I stood up. Shifu, the three of them were drinking with the Du family. I said hello to them and said to go back first.

Du Yi did not continue to eat, but stood up and prepared to go with me.

I sat down again and said, "eat more. In case of any accident, don't be a hungry ghost. Also, remember to bring a flashlight."

The crowd sat down again and continued to eat, but I could see that they had no appetite at all.

When I was full, I stood up and walked with me to my house.

There was a pile of things stacked at the door. I checked carefully and found that everything was right. Then I turned to Zheng Kangkang and said, "brother, this has nothing to do with you. Do you want to go back first?"

As soon as I asked this, everyone looked forward to Zheng Kangkang and didn't want him to go. He seemed to have the greatest strength here.

Zheng Kangkang smiled and said, "no, Lao Qin, I want to fight side by side with you."

"OK, then you take your things, go over first, light the bonfire, and I'll get something ready." I said and walked directly into the house.

Zheng Kangkang put two bags of lime on his shoulder, and then asked others to take other things. A group of eight people walked towards Baier mountain with flashlights.

I took down the corpse fixing talisman from the Shentai, carried the backpack prepared in the afternoon, and put on the Taoist clothes. As soon as I went out, I heard rhubarb shouting in the distance.

I took a flashlight to the position where rhubarb looked. A white figure was coming towards my house.

"Rhubarb, don't shout." I yelled in a low voice, and then walked out a few steps, because I recognized that person or Zhao ruoxian.

"Goddess, are you coming to the party? Tonight's classmate party has been cancelled." I walked over and said, while the rhubarb behind me was still yelling.

Zhao ruoxian shook her head and said, "sorry, Qin yihun, I have to borrow money from you again."

I nodded and said, "OK, I'll get it. Is it still 10000?"

"No, i... I want to borrow one hundred thousand... One hundred thousand and return it to you in three days." Zhao ruoxian stopped talking and seemed very embarrassed.

I thought for a moment and said, "OK, wait for me. I'll see if there's enough at home."

I don't have 100000, but grandpa may have. He has saved a lot of money over the years, but most of them have been used to help the elderly in the village. I don't know if it's enough.

As soon as I entered the house, I heard rhubarb shouting again. It must be Zhao ruoxian. I quickly shouted Rhubarb in and shut it in my bedroom.

Grandpa's money is put in the iron box under the bed. He once told me to take it yourself where he needs money, but he has to pay him back.

When I came to Grandpa's room, I pulled out an iron box from under the bed. There were stacks of hundred yuan bills in it. I took them all out, as if there were only 70000 in total.

I left ten thousand for emergency, and then took eleven thousand from my room and one thousand from Du Zeming, a total of seventy-two thousand, all in a bag.

"Seventy two thousand, that's all. There are ten thousand left at home. Can you keep it for grandpa in case of emergency?" I handed the money to Zhao ruoxian.

Zhao ruoxian shook her head and didn't accept the money. She just looked at me with innocent eyes. She probably felt that my 10000 yuan should not be left.

"Can you lend me the ten thousand first... I can pay you back in three days." Zhao ruoxian bowed her head and said in a soft voice.

I felt my ears and felt a little embarrassed. My grandfather once said that I should save some money for emergencies anyway. This is the virtue left by my ancestors, but I can't bear to look at Zhao ruoxian.

The mobile phone rang. It was a message from Zheng Kangkang. He told me to hurry over. If I didn't go, they didn't dare to go halfway.

"OK, wait a minute." I went back to my room and gave her the remaining ten thousand.

Zhao ruoxian, who received the money, showed a sweet smile. She came up to me and held me. This time, she was more unrestrained than last time and directly took my first kiss

"Woof, woof, woof..." rhubarb, lying on the window, roared loudly, as if in a hurry.

"Thank you." Zhao ruoxian quickly released me. She raised the bag in her hand, turned and walked towards the village road, more anxious than last time.

I touched my lips and felt very excited. In just two or three days, I directly completed the process from hugging to kissing. Wouldn't it be a few days

"Hey, hey..." I looked at Zhao ruoxian's back and licked my lips unconsciously until Zhao ruoxian disappeared in my vision.

Huh? No, why didn't she bring a flashlight? How could she see the road clearly when it was so dark?

Although today is the mid month and the full moon, the weather is not very good. The moon hides in thick clouds and there is no moonlight at all.

Rhubarb is still barking. It seems that I am very dissatisfied with locking it up. After I let it out, the phone rang directly.

I quickly picked it up and told Zheng Kangkang that I would come right away, and then ran towards the cemetery in the east of the village. Rhubarb also knew that I was not going to watch the night and closely followed me.

The taste of the kiss is still on my lips. The sweet happiness has long invaded my heart. I secretly decided to confess to the goddess after I had finished the corpse change. Even if I was rejected, I have to try.

It is said that a gentleman doesn't take advantage of others' danger. I'm not a gentleman. I'm just a divine stick, and I don't want to be a gentleman in this kind of thing.

"Qin yihun, hurry up." Du Yi shouted in the distance. As soon as my body shook, he quickly shouted: "don't fucking shout, wake up your mother in advance."

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