The time-based admiral of KanColle

After all, this kind of uncle title is too unfamiliar to him! This is simply a humiliation for the commander. You know, even Abercrombie and others who like to play pranks have never called him uncle!

Chapter 1627: The Ship Woman's Black Hole Begins Again!

In the suburbs late at night, the stream under the moonlight is continuously emitting clear echoing sounds.

But at this moment, in a certain wooden villa, there is a particularly quiet atmosphere.

I never thought that the commander of the port area would be called uncle one day!

Looking at the hero who was sitting on the back of the chair with a smirk and a playful look on his face, Yaxu, who had been standing there for a long time, finally regained his commander consciousness which was gradually drifting away.

"Well, Miss Kanmusu, I don't look like an uncle."

Looking at Yaxu's concerned reaction, Yingxiong raised his hand to cover his mouth and laughed, vividly portraying the image of a bad loli. He deliberately used an irritating and frivolous tone, and tilted his head in pretending to be puzzled.

"Isn't it? Because there are only three types of creatures like you humans, right? Old, young, and uncle~?"

At this point, the hero with peach-gold twin ponytails couldn't help but sneer, and while lowering his smiling eyes, he didn't forget to point at Yaxu who was frozen in front of him: "Why, do you think you look young, human?"

"Oh my, so scary~ So scary, the narcissistic uncle looks the scariest."

The pomegranate red eyes were full of playful glances. After the hero finished speaking, she put on the look of a scared little ship girl, and then hugged the hundred-eyed giant beside her pitifully, as if the Yaxu in front of her would suddenly attack her.

Seeing this, Yaxu, who had no chance to retort, couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed.

Although Mercury Kinji sometimes likes to call him "small fry" to tease him, the cute and naive Mercury Kinji is just playing pranks at most. However, this royal little ship girl is completely different. She is simply a ship kid who likes to deliberately make people angry!

After gradually understanding the hero's character, Yaxu pondered for a long time and slowly lowered his head.

In response to Yaxu's dull reaction, the hero, who was buried in the arms of the hundred-eyed giant, still mocked Yaxu unceremoniously: "Why, what's the matter, are you angry now, uncle?"

"Or is it because I'm a ship girl that you don't dare to show it at all? You're afraid of the difference in interests and strength, and then you plan to put on a shameless face and pretend nothing happened to agree with me."

"Wait hero, what's wrong with you today?"

Faced with the hero's behavior of making fun of humans from the beginning, the hundred-eyed giant with trembling eyelashes could not help but blink his ice-blue eyes in confusion, and then gently pulled the hero from behind.

You know, even though the willful and arrogant hero has always liked to make fun of her fellow ships, she basically has a contemptuous attitude towards humans.

In other words, the hero usually only teases the people she wants to get close to, but for some reason, she is now going all out on a stranger she just met for the first time! ?

Just as the hundred-eyed giant was wondering why the hero suddenly wanted to bully an ordinary human, the hero, seeing that Yaxu never responded, showed a cute little expression of disdain.

"You're already broken down by a few words from an uncle? You're really childish and petty, human."

Having said that, the petite and light hero slowly lifted up one leg in black stockings, and her playful face, which was originally full of teasing, instantly became cold at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Eh~ Is this the end of the game? This is so boring."

The hero, who had gradually lost interest in Yaxu, held up his bored pink face with one hand and waved his other hand, urging him, "Forget it, forget it. I'd better do something else interesting. Human, please leave quickly."

Yes, even though she herself didn't understand why she couldn't help but want to bully this strange human being, the hero naturally quickly lost interest in seeing Yaxu's reaction of swallowing his anger.

However, at this moment, after pausing for a while, Yaxu finally raised her head again and suddenly smiled at the Centaurs: "It's okay, Ms. Centaurs, I don't feel offended."

"Besides, what kind of adult would get angry with a child?"

After saying that, Yaxu, who suddenly became calm and composed, slowly looked at the hero who was slightly stunned in the distance.

"Wait, human, what did you just say!?"

Seeing that he was actually treated as an ignorant little girl by a small-time uncle, the mischievous hero couldn't help but puff up his cheeks slightly, then held up his loose puff sleeves, stood on the chair with great momentum, and said proudly to Yaxu: "When the great royal hero followed Yonggan and others to roam the royal seas, you were not even born yet!"

That's right! Although she can't compare to Sister Yuanchou's mature figure that's like a monster, she is still a royal destroyer full of youth after all, and her figure is even better than Her Majesty the Queen before she turned evil!

More importantly, she was a battle-hardened Royal Destroyer. In terms of experience and knowledge, how could a mere human be compared to her! And yet he dared to treat her like an ignorant little girl.

While the quick-witted hero was muttering to himself, Yaxu looked at the pure, elegant and simple-looking Hundred-eyed Giant, and deliberately said with a surprised expression: "Strange, aren't there only two types of respected ship girls?"

"One is a noble shipgirl who is as elegant as the girl of the Hundred Eyes Giant, and the other is a playful shipgirl loli. Shouldn't it be like this? After all, you are all shipgirls who are eternally youthful, and your appearance will basically not change."

"Really? Don't judge our shipgirls' size and maturity based on their appearance alone!"

After realizing that Yaxu was deliberately using her words to anger him, the highly intelligent hero immediately calmed down his emotions and looked at Yaxu in front of him again with great surprise.

Taking advantage of this gap, Yaxu smiled slightly and looked directly at the hero who was looking over.

By the way, the reason why he lowered his head just now was just because he was thinking about how to respond in order to arouse the interest of the ship girl.

The two most basic ways to deal with it are to express dissatisfaction angrily, but a powerless human complaining to a ship girl will only make the hero think that he is a foolish human who overestimates his own abilities.

If he puts on a shameless smile and allows himself to be teased by the hero, the little boat devil will only feel that he lacks dignity and principles, and is a shameless and boring human being who will do anything for the sake of profit.

Therefore, pretending to be stupid and making fun of the other party is the best way. Of course, all of this is based on the fact that the hero is not some Iron Blood or Sakura Empire ship girl, but the Royal Navy ship girl who pays attention to upper class.

After all, no matter how vicious a high-attack and willful hero is, he is still essentially a cute royal exile who likes cute animals such as cats and dogs. He does not care about the law of the jungle like the Sakura Empire Iron Blood, and naturally will not fight and kill humans who do not cross the line.

On the contrary, after being teased by Yaxu, Yingxiong became more interested in playing.

Thinking of this, Yingxiong, who had the corners of his lips drawn up, couldn't help but fold his hands, leaning on the back of the chair with a little expectation, and then snorted at Yaxu: "Hehe, do you want me to prove to you, a useless uncle, whether I am a child or not?"

"I'm really sorry if I made Miss Kanmusu angry."

With a sincere look of apology, Yaxu pretended to be at a loss and explained, "Because I am just a human, I really don't know much about the affairs of Miss KanColle."

"So, please forgive me for my offense."

Looking at the suddenly trembling Yaxu in front of him, the hundred-eyed giant, who symbolized the innocence of the elder sister, naturally did not feel that Yaxu was bickering with the hero. Instead, he comforted her seriously with a serious face: "It's okay, human sir. We are all dignified royal ship girls. Of course, we will not bully innocent human gentlemen."

"Wow! Can't you see, Hundred-eyed Giant sister? This small fry human is obviously playing dumb and talking nonsense!"

After hearing the perfunctory meaning in Yaxu's words with the keenness of the ship girl, the hero, who didn't want to lose in the bickering, naturally quickly reminded the simple-minded Hundred-eyed Giant: "It's obvious that he is a cunning human."

"Is that right?"

The Centaur listened to the hero's mutterings and of course trusted his colleagues more than strangers.

But at this moment, Yaxu suddenly chuckled at the Hundred-eyed Giant who was leaning against her elder sister's body and said, "It seems that Miss Yingxiong trusts and respects you very much, Ms. Hundred-eyed Giant."

Ahaha! ?

Seeing that Yaxu actually said that she respected the Centaurs very much, the hero was caught off guard and froze in place for a moment. Upon hearing this, the Centaurs, who along with Royal Oak was often teased by the hero, couldn't help but reveal a happy smile.

So the next second, the hundred-eyed giant with ice-blue hair draped down her head acted like a very sophisticated lady, and replied with a pretentious dignity: "Ahem, as the oldest standard aircraft carrier with a hundred eyes that can see everything, and the first all-through aircraft carrier, naturally... naturally I will be respected by my colleagues (blushing)."

After saying that, the somewhat embarrassed Hundred-Eyed Giant then turned to the hero who was making a "are you kidding me" expression, and reminded him seriously: "After all, he is a human who brought you the games and movies you wanted. You should say a basic thank you."

"what!?"

Looking at the hundred-eyed giant who instantly began to speak for the wild humans, the hero couldn't help but become silly and cute.

Yes, after all, unlike a certain fat royal dinosaur who has no ladylike demeanor at all, she is a standard royal lady who abides by the rules and etiquette. She puts compliance with curfew times as her top priority and likes to speak in a proper and dignified tone occasionally, but she is a little thin-skinned.

But all in all, she is a serious royal good woman!

Just when the Centaur decided to show the greatness of the Royal Ship Girl, Yaxu, chuckling, took advantage of this gap, turned around and walked outside very tactfully, deciding to leave while he was ahead.

Seeing this, the hero who was about to make a fuss and fight back could not help but stay where he was.

Until the next second, the hero, who was showing a playful smile, sincerely put his hands behind his back, and then smiled at Yaxu who had already walked out of the door and said: "Oh my, it seems that you are not the so-called small-time human."

After seeing that Yaxu was deliberately not letting her lose face, the hero couldn't help but make a frivolous face at Yaxu, and then said proudly: "Unfortunately, I am a cunning hero, so I won't deliberately thank the human uncle for this~?"

"Anyway, you'd better remember this, human."

As Yingxiong uttered this last reminder, Yaxu, who had already walked out of the villa, couldn't help but chuckle.

As a senior commander, he is certainly not afraid of being remembered by the ship girls, but he is afraid of being ignored by them.

And it is obvious that the innocent-looking aircraft carrier lady is the type that is easy to seduce, but the other thoroughly female ghost ship is clearly full of Saratoga-level calculations.

Thinking back to the atmosphere of equality that had just been created during the meeting, Yaxu couldn't help but look up at the deep sky with a hint of pleasure.

On the other side, after watching this inexplicably appearing human leave, the hero who was flipping through a comic book could not help but laugh at the hundred-eyed giant and said, "Hehe, that human seems to be very good at being a human. No wonder he dared to say that he knew Sister Brunhilde."

"What a pity! It would be much better if Sister Scylla and the others were here. At least they wouldn't be making things worse like Sister Centoceros."

"???"

Listening to the hero's mumbling, the hundred-eyed giant couldn't help but blink in confusion.

at the same time--

Just as Yaxu was going back under the cover of night, the ship girl chat room in the port area was constantly filled with gossip and chatter from the ship girl sisters, as well as complaints about the wild ship girls.

[Vanguard: He actually started to plot how to hook up with the ship girl the moment we met. Our commander is really that scary.]

[Hu Teng: Now that I think about it, we were also fooled in the beginning. We thought that humans were nothing to be afraid of and that we didn’t need to pay any attention to them. By the time we realized something was wrong, it was already too late…]

[Lützow: Yawn~ But isn't this a bit too time-consuming? The commander is the real predator, haha. ]

[Akashi: Do you want to place a bet here at Akashi? Meow! Akashi will act as a notary ship meow~?]

While watching and joking about the movements of the ship girls in the port area, Yaxu, who seemed to be thinking about something, also made up his mind.

Indeed, with nothing to rely on, he couldn't even get the chance to see the ship girls, let alone win their favor, just by being a stranger.

However, as long as he can successfully become familiar with a ship girl, then naturally, he will be able to come into contact with her fellow ship girls and gradually become close to them.

"Grudge?... She sounds like a scheming royal lady."

Feeling the comfort of meeting the new ship girl, Yaxu couldn't help but reveal a friendly smile after he finished speaking.

Chapter 1628: Death Game to Please Her Majesty the Black Queen

The next afternoon——

In a luxurious villa near the sea, the polite Scylla is now sorting out the daily necessities brought back by the heroes, and at the same time, she looks at the hero who is chattering not far away with a smile.

"So, that idiot uncle actually dared to make fun of a hero like me! Don't you think he's arrogant?"

The hero, lying on his back on the silk sofa and wearing a slit tight skirt, put down the comic book in his hand and looked resentful. After all, being laughed at by humans was a shame for the little ship devil!

"It's all because the Centaurs spoke for him, making it difficult for others to scare him. The Centaurs sister is really a useless sister who is not good enough. After being praised by humans for a few words, she becomes arrogant and speaks for others."

With his two short, fluffy peach-gold tails pressed down, the hero stared at the Hundred-eyed Giant with resentment.

In response, the slightly flushed Hundred-eyed Giant coughed lightly and put on a dignified look, saying in a proper and dignified manner, "How can you say that? That human gentleman clearly helped you to send you comics and games, but not only did you not say thank you, you also laughed at him rudely. This is not in line with our noble royal image."

"Wow~ Do we really still have any noble royal image nowadays?"

The hero narrowed his beautiful pomegranate red eyes as he looked at the hundred-eyed giant who was trying to pressure him with moral principles. He then reminded him in a subtle tone, "Obviously, our queen has now become a cruel tyrant who is even colder-blooded than iron and blood."

"Because of her, many innocent people die indirectly in this world every day."

"Well!"

After hearing this cruel fact, the hundred-eyed giant, who was unable to refute it, collapsed instantly.

At this moment, Scylla, wearing her iconic black and white maid uniform, looked thoughtfully at the hero who suddenly became concerned about wild humans, then tilted her head and asked with a smile, "I didn't expect you still have the leisure to communicate with humans."

"Well~ Who told that uncle to suddenly say that he knew Sister Brunhilde? He seems to be an intelligence spy specially arranged by her. Why don't you ask Sister Brunhilde?"

"No need for that. A maid's time is precious."

The ends of her silver hair were tied into a delicate flower shape. After she finished speaking, Scylla put on a fake smile as if she didn't care about humans, then picked up her daily necessities and ran to the kitchen.

At this moment, the hero, who seemed a little absent-minded, suddenly jumped lightly from the sofa, stepped on his cute little boots, and skipped outside.

"Hey? Hero, are you going out again?"

Seeing that the hero who had just returned was planning to go to the outside world again, the timid Royal Oak couldn't help but show a worried expression.

In response, the Hundred-eyed Giant, who had sensed the element, immediately realized something and quickly said to the hero, "Wait, are you planning to go find Lord Yaxu again? "

"Hahaha, is there any need to explain that? You know a hero can't run away from a battle!"

The hero raised her slender waist with her hands in her puff sleeves and said this with a cunning look on her face, then she slid out with a hum, obviously intending to get her revenge on an innocent commander.

As for this willful and capricious female imp, Royal Oak and Centipede looked at each other and didn't know what to say for a moment. After all, the hero has always been self-willed and stubborn, so it is difficult to convince her.

Just when Royal Oak and the others were feeling helpless, a holy scent wafted in the air, and the plump Yuanchou walked out of the inner room with her voluptuous white silk legs and crisp black high heels, smiling and saying nothing.

"Haha, that's just the way Hero is. You might as well let her play the leading role, and then when she's in a good mood, it'll be easier for her to listen to your advice."

The nun's hood with a ring covered her light blonde hair, and she was swaying in a backless nun's uniform. After saying this, she glanced at the games and comics that the hero had placed casually on the sofa.

"You'd go out just for a human? That's really strange."

After realizing that the hero's interest was now attracted by a wild human, Yuanchou shrugged his exposed shoulders thoughtfully, and then slowly lowered his evil yet dignified face.

Then, out of the scheming mind of the big sister on the aircraft carrier, Yuanchou took out her radio communication and tried to contact a certain cold and arrogant iron-blooded Valkyrie lady.

【Something happened? 】

Listening to the concise and iron-blooded question, the frivolous Yuanchou with beautiful eyes smiled and blessed Brunhilde on the other side of the wireless communication: "May you also have a beautiful day blessed by the gods today, Brunhilde."