The time-based admiral of KanColle

[You came to contact me specially, it shouldn't be for boring greetings, just say it! ]

Yes, after all, unlike those compassionate saints of the church, Yuanchou, who is only pious in words, is not a gentle royal elder sister. Brunhilde is certainly not stupid enough to think that Yuanchou just wants to care about her.

"Haha, it turns out I can't hide anything from you."

The black silk belly veil of the nun's uniform matched with platinum knee-high socks, showing a mature and charming feeling. Yuanchou sat on the sofa with her thighs raised, and asked the other party with deep meaning: "Do you know a human named Yaxu?"

"He claimed to know you in front of Yingxiong, as if he had some connection with you."

[Ya Xu... So that overconfident human is called Ya Xu. ]

"Ah, it seems like there is no connection between you two at all."

Noticing that Brunhilde didn't even know the name of that human, the amber eyes of the resentful man immediately asked in a vigilant tone: "What kind of person is that human, or is he just using your name?"

[He is just an ignorant human who likes to talk in his sleep. I did help him a little. After all, I stabbed him with the Holy Spear for no reason, so I took it as compensation.]

There was no disgust towards the savages in Brunhild's subtle tone. I believe that the Iron Blood Ship's hatred for people also restrained her scheming expression at this moment, and instead nodded with a smile.

"Really? I see."

[Oh? Are you on guard against that human? ]

After realizing that Yuanchou was trying to extract information about Yaxu from her, Brunhilde was surprised and couldn't help but ask.

【Did he do anything to you?】

"No tolerance, no mercy, no satisfaction, do what I believe in, this is "hatred", Brunhilde."

Avoiding Brunhilde's attempt to get information from her, he pretended not to understand and immediately disconnected the call, then slowly looked at Royal Oak and the others.

"There's nothing we can do. Let the hero have fun."

"But is this okay?"

Facing Royal Oak and the others' concern, Yuanchou smiled back and said, "Don't worry, heroes are smarter than you."

at the same time--

In a classical European city, Yaxu, sitting in an office building, was also typing away at his computer today, experiencing the life of a worker which was extremely precious to the commander.

This is already the fourth day that the commander has been away, and the resentment of the ship girls in the port area has been gradually accumulating. Fortunately, he finally attracted the attention of the Royal Ship Girls last night.

However, this is just a so-called side quest after all. If you want to solve the fundamental problems of this world, you must deal with the META Queen Elizabeth who has fallen into madness.

And now, he finally saw the so-called opportunity.

Holding up the material coordination list sent today, Yaxu looked at the strange requirements for spikes and various mechanical equipment and quickly realized something. He then used his authority within the Material Bureau to find out the source of the demand.

"Sure enough, they are preparing an entertainment program for Her Majesty the Queen."

After sorting out the internal information, Yaxu's face slowly darkened as he thought about it, and he whispered softly, "Just like the previous horror movies, are they preparing a real-life death reality show?"

"The last time was a city battle royale, and the time before that was a fight between beasts and humans. It seems that it is not easy to arouse the interest of Her Majesty the Queen."

Seeing that there was a special department responsible for preparing interesting entertainment programs for Her Majesty the Queen, Yaxu didn't know what to say for a moment.

After all, there are no human rights activists or environmentalists in the world today, because the crueler the world is, the less tolerant it will be of the so-called vulnerable groups.

Any group that dares to resist or displease the Queen's forces will be arrested and used as entertainment materials. Therefore, no one dares to say no to this cruel program anymore.

But if you think about it carefully, this seems like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, doesn’t it!

When he thought about the fact that Her Majesty the Queen, who was so high and mighty, would allow humans to prepare cruel TV programs to kill time, Ya Xu, who was aware of the elements, quickly realized that this was actually an opportunity for Her Majesty the Queen to see him.

"As for the ways to participate, um... there really isn't any voluntary registration channel."

Seeing that the contestants of the show were all human slaves with no choice, Yaxu had no choice but to silently write down the phone number of the organizing committee and prepare to send himself over privately to sign up.

After all, he really didn't want to keep everyone in the port waiting too long, and if he were to die on the way, he would have to shamelessly use time stop to find Her Majesty the Queen.

But by that time, Observer would probably laugh at him unscrupulously, saying that he is now a small-time human who can only rely on his abilities and the port area.

Strange, why did he feel that the observer would come and call him a small fry now?

Weighing the feasibility of participating in a death reality show, absent-minded Yaxu spent his plain working hours.

Until that afternoon——

Facing the afterglow of the setting sun, the extremely active Yaxu immediately showed up at the local preparatory bureau, and through his connections, he directly found the staff member who could decide who would be involved.

Naturally, in response to Yaxu's unbelievable request, the two staff members behind the desk immediately looked at each other in surprise, as if they had seen a ghost.

After all, it was the first time they saw someone who was so desperate, and what was even more unbelievable was that this guy was obviously a regular employee in their system and there was no need for him to die.

"Wait! Mr. Yaxu, are you kidding me!?"

"Of course not. I believe you won't mind the increase in the number of participants. After all, the number of prison slaves is limited."

Facing the staff's looks as if he was crazy, Yaxu had no choice but to make an excuse and add, "Just treat me as a lunatic who wants to make a fortune."

Yes, by the way, in the cruel programs so far, those who survived will be rewarded with pardon, and will also be given a considerable amount of money as the basis for their rebirth.

"But do you know what the mortality rate is for this kind of show? The highest record is only two people surviving at the same time. Even if you are short of money, it shouldn't be like this."

"Forget it, buddy. This is his own freedom. Don't meddle in his business."

Patting the kindhearted colleague beside him, the older staff member handed Yaxu a phone and warned him meaningfully, "If you still haven't figured it out by then, come over. It's best to take care of your own affairs."

"Thank you."

After using his connections to forcefully persuade the staff to take him there, Yaxu chuckled and nodded politely before leaving without looking back.

Be it money or life, his most fundamental goal as a commander is to meet the Black Queen Elizabeth.

Although I don't know what kind of changes have taken place in Shabai's personality after she turned evil, she is a META ship girl who was transformed from Shabai after all. Even if she has a big change like Black Helena, her preferences will mostly not change.

Just like black companies that don’t say it but still tremble when they see lemons, they will line up with enterprises and small businesses and tremble towards the lemons together.

So referring to his understanding of Elizabeth, he is still confident that he can arouse the interest of Black Elizabeth.

By that time, he might have a chance to meet Her Majesty the Queen in person!

Carrying the commander's great plan in mind, Yaxu, who was admiring himself, slowly returned to his single apartment in this world. Just as he unlocked the door and entered, a sweet fragrance suddenly rushed down from above.

Then, with a thud, Yaxu, who was caught off guard, was kicked down by the thin black silk calf and fell to the ground.

At the same time, the hero with a smirk on his face sat on Yaxu's back, holding Yaxu's arms behind his back while shouting happily: "See, a mere trash uncle wants to defeat the hero...!"

"Hmm!? Miss Hero?"

"I told you last time to remember this, right? Now let's see if you dare to make fun of the great hero~?"

After successfully suppressing Yaxu with the power of the ship girl, the hero, holding his chin with one hand, boasted to Yaxu with a joking look on his face: "How about this, this is the revenge of the ship girl!"

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"Hehe~ I wonder what else you have to say now, you're just a small-time fry."

At dusk, facing the afterglow of the setting sun seeping in through the apartment window, the cunning hero was sitting on Yaxu's back in a condescending manner, pinning Yaxu to the floor.

Look, how could a weak human be a match for their magnificent ship! For an old-fashioned human like this, she could just flick his forehead and pierce his stupid head.

While the hero was enjoying the pleasure brought by his overwhelming strength, Yaxu lay on his side on the cold floor with a bewildered look on his face. It was not until a while later that he realized his situation.

Oh no! The lawless boat boy came to him in person to take revenge!

Thinking of this, Yaxu, who was in a delicate mood, couldn't help but sigh sincerely, and then tentatively reminded the hero above: "Well, respected Miss Ship Girl, for you Ship Girls, bullying weak humans doesn't seem to be something worth boasting about."

"Indeed, but so what?"

Looking at Yaxu who was trying to kidnap him with the royal morality, Yingxiong tilted his head and slightly raised the corners of his lips, then raised his bright and pretty face with a playful look, and said with a righteous smirk: "Hehehe, unfortunately, Yingxiong is a super bad boy recognized by the royal family."

As expected, she is really a bad ship girl with a bad temper, which makes Yi Bei almost cry.

After knowing that the hero was the type of ship girl who didn't mind beating up humans, Yaxu, who was in a delicate mood, couldn't help but ask softly, "But, aren't you a hero of the royal family?"

"Since you are a destroyer girl who is called a hero, it should not be appropriate for you to do such a thing as bullying innocent humans."

"Huhu, just because I'm a hero, you're the real evil one~?"

The pomegranate red eyes flashed with a teasing look, and the fashionable and frivolous hero continued to admire the poor human who was struggling silently but ineffectively.

Yes, as a vengeful person... no, a royal hero who punishes evil and encourages good, she immediately asked other humans about Yaxu's residence and ambushed them to take revenge, no! It was a lesson and punishment!

After facing the insurmountable power gap between ship girls and humans, she wanted to see if this trash human dared to continue to be arrogant in front of her. You have to know that there is no Hundred-eyed Titan to help him this time.

"In short, just lie on the ground and reflect on your actions for an hour. Then I will listen to your sincere pleas for mercy and apology. Otherwise, I will not let you go."

The hero, who looked like a willful and irritating little devil and wanted to see Yaxu in trouble, stretched out his cute waist under the loose uniform, and then sat sideways behind Yaxu at a leisurely pace, and also raised his calves.

While the hero was humming the royal tune and applying nail polish on himself, Yaxu, who could not help laughing, lay on the ground as if resigned to his fate and gave up struggling completely.

Seeing this, the bored hero couldn't help but patted Yaxu on the back of his head and urged him with his lower cheek in his hand: "Oh, human, you are just going to surrender like this, right? Really, can't you have a little more backbone?"

"No, I just didn't expect that a noble lady like the Ship Girl would be willing to play around with a boring human like me. If you think about it carefully, being targeted and bullied by the Ship Girl seems to be an honor."

Hearing Yaxu's words, Yingxiong was slightly stunned, then he covered his mouth and smiled brightly with fangs.

"Ah, you're really a disgusting old man, and you're actually happy about being bullied by a destroyer."

The red and gold ribbon tied up the peach-golden twin ponytails. The hero lowered his eyes and then mocked without any hesitation: "But unfortunately, I won't really play with you forever. If you don't apologize and surrender, I will tie you up with a rope later."

"When that time comes, all you can do is scream for help pitifully, hoping that someone outside will pass by and come to save you, hehe."

"Really? If that's the case, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up with Her Majesty the Queen's game."

With a helpless and regretful look, Yaxu sighed and lowered his head listlessly.

Hearing this, the hero who noticed the element naturally couldn't help but pat Yaxu on the back of the head and hurriedly asked: "Wait, Her Majesty's game, what game!?"

Sure enough, as we all know, whether it is Saratoga, Abercrombie, or Bluefin, these ship girls who like pranks and playfulness actually have a common weakness.

That is, their curiosity about ships is stronger than that of other ship girls.

Thinking of this, Yaxu, who was in a much better mood, naturally kept the secret on purpose, and even said firmly and confidently: "I won't say anything, because I will never betray the great Queen!"

"Nonsense! You are obviously a spy here, and you still have the nerve to say that you won't betray the queen (puff face)!?"

"Gu... just kill me!!"

Yingxiong looked at Yaxu who was pretending to be stupid and angry with him. After being caught off guard for a moment, he reacted the next moment, slapped Yaxu on the back of the head angrily, and snorted coldly: "What, you think..."

"It's no use asking other spies here, because this is a competition I signed up for privately."

"Sign up privately? Wait, you're not talking about that nasty reality show!"

After gradually guessing what kind of competition Yaxu was talking about, Yingxiong's face changed and he couldn't help but asked Yaxu in surprise: "Uncle Zayu, are you crazy? What are you doing in a place like that!?"

"As expected, Miss Hero, you have seen that kind of show, right?"

Seeing that Yingxiong guessed it so quickly, Yaxu couldn't help but shake his head with emotion.

Because this is a special program specially provided for Her Majesty the Queen to entertain herself, and ordinary people don't even have the opportunity to watch it.

Therefore, the program content is basically only circulated among the upper class. After all, the network signals in this world are blocked, and it can only be watched locally or on recorded discs.

Thinking of this, without waiting for the dumbfounded hero to continue asking, Yaxu took the opportunity to explain to the hero: "Do you know why Miss Brunhilde is willing to help a completely strange human being for no reason?"

"Because I promised her that I wanted to meet with your Queen and personally convince her to change her crazy ideas and bring order to the world again."

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"Even though Miss Brunhilde said that I was just talking nonsense, I don't intend to give up the courage to try."

"??"

"All in all, this may be an opportunity to meet your Queen in person, and I certainly won't miss it."

"???"

As Yaxu's undisguised purpose echoed throughout the apartment, Yingxiong, who was completely frozen in place, now had no idea what to say and could only murmur meaninglessly.

It was not until a long while later that the hero, who was slow to realize the situation, asked Yaxu in a panic, "Wait a minute, human, do you know what you are talking about? Her Majesty the Queen has already turned into a monster on the ship! Even Sister Yuanchou and I can't persuade her, so how can a whimsical human possibly do it!"

"Haha, just treat it as the ignorant dream talk of a small fry human, but a true hero would not choose to escape, right?"

Realizing that the hero on his back had been completely stunned, Yaxu took the opportunity to break free and then teased the hero sitting like a cute duck, "It just so happens that you also want to know the exact location of Her Majesty the Queen, right? If I can know where Her Majesty the Queen is, I can also tell you the location. This is also a good thing for you."

"No, even if you participated in that kind of competition and were seen by Her Majesty the Queen, you wouldn't be able to meet her in person!"

Thinking back to Her Majesty the Queen's terrible attitude towards humans now, Yingxiong, who had put his loose puff sleeves on his legs, hurriedly persuaded Yaxu: "In the past, the humans who survived the show were directly thrown out and let go. How could Her Majesty the Queen let someone send you there?"

"That's my business. Anyway, I have to meet your Queen."

Facing the inexplicably determined Yaxu, the hero who originally wanted to play a trick on Yaxu was finally completely stunned.

After all, no matter how evil a female ghost is, she wouldn't be so cruel as to commit acts of cruelty and murder on humans. However, the shows that entertain Her Majesty the Queen would perform forbidden scenes like those in horror movies, and they were truly bloody.