The time-based admiral of KanColle

"Anyway, let's start with the first one, Honey, this is the condition you agreed to~?"

Chapter 1668: Pretending to be pitiful and attacking ~ Limited to the port area’s ship girls!

In the evening at the port area, facing the remaining summer heat from the afterglow of the setting sun, Ya Xu was walking on the beach outside the port area with sighs. In the scorching heat, he was carrying a huge rabbit on his back and walking forward.

However, compared to Yaxu, who worked hard as a mount, the energetic New Jersey had no such worries at all. Instead, he leaned on the back of Yaxu's head casually and drank the iced American coffee in his hand while pressing the plump rabbit ball.

"Go ahead, Honey, let them see how powerful the Commander's tank is (?ω?)."

"I say, New Jersey, you should at least pay attention to your image as the biggest and strongest Iowa."

Facing New Jersey, who was so happy on his back and almost completely disregarding her image as a battle queen, Ya Xu sighed and laughed and had no choice but to remind New Jersey helplessly.

"Hehe, anyway, you all call me a silly bunny behind my back, Honey, do you really think I don't know?"

With his cool sleeves, he gently pinched Yaxu's cheek. With a smile on his lips, New Jersey then intimately handed the remaining half of the iced Americano in his hand to Yaxu's mouth, and teased him playfully, "Why, we've only walked halfway through the port area, Commander, are you not able to do it?"

"You know, this is only the first item. According to the list, you have to perform pole dancing for me next time, and you have to cheer me on the next time Bai Long comes to fight me."

"Wait a minute! Can we discuss the one in the middle a little more?"

Just as Yaxu was carrying New Jersey on his back and moving forward in a flirtatious manner, naturally, many of the port area ship girls saw New Jersey's conspicuous behavior of riding the commander around like a mount.

So soon, a special piece of information about the ship girls began to circulate in the port area's dynamics. That was that White Eagle's New Jersey took the first step, and a consensus was quickly reached among some of the ship girls in the port area.

As we all know, whenever the commander is on a business trip, the activity level of the forum chat room in their KanColle port area will increase by three times.

So when the Commander went on this business trip to hook up with the Wild Black Queen, these big sisters in the port area had discussed in detail on various social channels many times about how they should find him sticky when he returns.

Thus, in the gossip chat room filled with all kinds of women, a nearly genius method appeared quietly.

That's right! That was a shameless attack of playing misery, by abandoning all the ship's faces, deliberately creating an absolute disadvantage in front of the other ship women, and then using pitiful and humble strategies to arouse the commander's sympathy.

In this way, they can not only get close to the commander, but also take the opportunity to find the commander to sign surrender terms.

Although complaining to the Commander would greatly damage their image as big sisters, considering that this would not only allow them to bully... ahem, tease the Commander, but also allow them to take the opportunity to act like a spoiled child and seek benefits, that would be enough to make them lose face.

Moreover, according to the Hong Kong Theory of Relativity, as long as everyone does this, it means that no one does this, and they will still be reserved big sisters.

Thus, on this ordinary night in the port area, a flood against the commander began!

Of course, as a super senior commander, Yaxu vaguely sensed something.

Then unfortunately, given the commander's situation, it was too late for him to escape.

So, that night——

Inside the White Eagle camp, the interlaced neon lights matched with the exciting rhythmic sound, and the White Eagle's unique bar nightclub also seemed unusually lively today. After all, the ship girls were a group of monsters who could do nothing even if they didn't sleep for days and nights.

In addition, the ship girls do not have human troubles such as staying up late, endocrine disorders, and getting angry, so the energetic White Eagle ship girls will often spend their excess energy here, including New Jersey.

Amid the loud and clamorous music, Yaxu was looking at New Jersey, who was slumped on a leather sofa with a few empty wine cans on his black gauze belly and sleeping soundly on the spot, with a delicate mood.

Let’s ignore New Jersey’s carefree big sister image for now, Yaxu is now facing new troubles.

Facing the more and more shipgirls with sparkling eyes, Yaxu felt more and more threatened and could only stand up tentatively, then whispered with a wandering look: "Well, I have something to do at Iron Blood to find Bismarck, so..."

"Oh my, it turns out that compared to those dazzling wedding ship girls, the less dazzling ship girls like us can't attract the commander."

The mature older sister's tone was full of sexiness. Chicago, who was wearing a cool star-striped uniform, stroked Yaxu's thighs with her crimson gloves and leaned close to Yaxu, pretending to be wronged and said, "The famous Persian cat is so good. Why don't other cats have such a resounding title?"

"But it doesn't matter. As long as you can give me a small corner to sit, I will watch over you obediently, even if you never come to see me, Commander."

Chicago, with his golden hair tied into a double spiral, pretended to be sad and looked at Northampton who was silently drinking orange juice.

Facing the eye hint from Chicago, Northampton, with his healthy wheat-colored eyes, couldn't help but blink blankly, and then looked at Yaxu hesitantly.

After all, the lonely Northampton would never do anything to bully her own commander. However, today Chicago was specially asked to help out in the name of a sister ship, so...

"Ah, ah, Northampton is a cruiser that no one loves."

With this indescribable tone of guilt, Northampton, with a hot face, buried himself between Chicago's legs and sobbed realistically.

So, in response to Chicago and Northampton's realistic acting skills, other ship girls around them also joined in the fun.

"I'm leaving, little pudding. I also know that San Francisco is just a mediocre ship girl. She is not as dazzling as her other companions. Her figure is not explosive enough, and her strength is not explosive enough."

San Francisco, with his punk-style fashion and sad performance, showed an extremely vivid expression of reluctance and helplessness, and tried hard to force a pitiful smile towards the stunned Yaxu.

"So I will find an island to hide on by myself and won't pollute your eyes in front of you, little pudding, don't worry."

"Wait, wait a minute, you're not all going to do this!"

Facing San Francisco's pitiful attack, Ya Xu naturally noticed Georgia and the others who were about to make a move not far away.

However, in response to Yaxu's feeble question, Georgia and the others looked at each other and finally couldn't help blushing.

But soon, considering New Jersey's moist appearance, Kaliyong and the others took a deep breath and stepped forward, holding Yaxu's arms and thighs respectively, and began to play the victim one after another.

"Please, Commander, don't kick me out of the port. I will definitely work overtime to support you."

“Please, Commander, archerfish only need one meal a day.

"Please, Commander. Nagashima wants a limited edition of 5,000 super gold alloy Gundam models. They can only be obtained at offline sales events. Please use your invincible time stop to help poor Nagashima get them back."

"Wait a minute, Nagashima, it's too early for you to say that. You should act pitiful first (whispering)."

Faced with the increasingly strange and pitiful words of the archerfish, Yaxu felt overwhelmed and could only raise the white flag in panic.

After all, if he let Changdao and the others continue talking, he would be too embarrassed to go to see the ship!

Especially considering that apart from Nagashima and the others, there might be other camps' ship girls who would try the same thing, Yaxu, who had no means of dealing with it, finally understood at this moment the catastrophe that Zhenhai had warned him about before.

It was too dark! Zhenhai knew about it in advance, but she still kept it a secret for him.

Thinking back to when Zhenhai finally collapsed on the couch and gave him a strategic smile, Yaxu, filled with grief, gradually dissolved among Northampton and the others.

After an unknown amount of time had passed——

As the night grew deeper, Yaxu, who had finally surrendered to Chicago and the others one by one, was hiding in the corner of the White Eagle corridor with an innocent look on his face, looking around with a little worry.

After all, the Iron Blood camp might be in the same situation, so it was difficult for him to use time stop to go to the Iron Blood camp to find Bismarck for the time being.

Therefore, he seems to have to stay out of the spotlight for a while until this trend in the port area passes.

Thinking of this, Yaxu sighed with a helpless look on his face.

Of course, he was not afraid that his beloved ship girls would make demands on him, but the most troublesome thing for him was that each of the San Francisco ships looked aggrieved as if they had been abandoned by the commander.

To put it simply, the commander is soft-hearted and can't stand seeing the ship girl coming to him to complain.

"Hurry up! I think I saw the commander running this way!"

Suddenly, with a burst of excited shouting, Yaxu was startled and had to hide in the nearest room in a hurry.

Soon, a group of bluefin tuna with flashlights and excited faces happily walked through the corridor, intending to search for their commander on the spot.

Facing the noisy little submarines passing by outside, Yaxu, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, soon heard a rustling sound in the room.

Then, in a daze, Lafite opened his eyes from among a pile of dolls and soft pillows, and looked at Yaxu leisurely.

"Commander? Rafi didn't specifically wait here for the Commander to come find her... Well, she didn't. But since you're here, why don't you keep Rafi company...?"

The snow-white ponytails were tied with a mature black ribbon. The light and cool Lafite was wearing a thin black lace nightgown. While revealing her shoulders through a little bit of satin, she was lying on the large black pillow below in a daze.

"I'm so sleepy. Rafi didn't intend to use the Commander as a large pillow... Well, not at all."

Phew~ It’s Lafite, then it’s okay.

Looking at the bunny sleeping in the small ship girl's lounge for some reason, Yaxu, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, then pretended to explain seriously: "Sorry, the commander is running for his life now, so we have to run away."

"Commander, don't you like sleeping with Rafi?"

Hearing Yaxu's polite refusal, Lafite tilted her head and quickly blinked her wine-red eyes. Then, she swung her legs and asked in a simple tone, "Or do you prefer to sleep with Sister Shinano and the others?"

"Hmm... Rafi, it seems that the commander dislikes her. After all, Rafi doesn't look like a lively rabbit at all. Sister Benson is... and Shimakaze is too... huhu~ But it doesn't matter, Rafi will sleep with her pillow by herself."

Damn it! Why did this weird trick suddenly become popular in Minato?!

Staying here is like all-round torture for the commander, we can't go on like this!

Seeing that even Lafite had learned this trick, Yaxu, who was sweating profusely, had to quickly use time stop to disappear from the spot.

However, at the moment when Yaxu disappeared, Benson and Bailey, with puffy cheeks, suddenly poked their heads out from under the pile of doll pillows, and then muttered with regret: "Really, I thought I could use Laffite to trick the commander in."

"It's all because Laffy didn't act pitiful enough. Just let Hobi come."

"Zzzz..."

at the same time--

After dodging the attack of the Rabbit Star people, Yaxu hid on the street of the White Eagle camp again, planning to take advantage of the night and quietly go to the Siren to hide from the spotlight for a while.

Facing Yaxu who was hiding behind the bushes, Essex, who had just finished his night patrol, happened to pass by from behind and poked Yaxu on the back of the head with concern.

"Commander? What are you doing lying here?"

"Whoa!"

Seeing Essex, whose uniform was still covered in sea water vapor and who had obviously just returned, Yaxu was naturally startled. Then he cautiously said to Essex, "Wait, you're not going to use that trick on me, are you? Essex!"

"That move? What that move?"

With her light purple ponytail in a side ponytail, Essex, seemingly clueless, tilted her head in confusion, her amber eyes filled with clear gaze.

"Hmm! Commander, you are not playing some weird game, it's not a good idea to do it outside (blushing)."

Looking at Essex who was even teaching him a lesson, Yaxu pondered for a moment and finally couldn't help but put his hands on Essex's uniform shoulders, and sincerely thanked: "Essex, it's great that you are an aircraft carrier girl who can't keep up with the trend of the port area."

"???"

"I originally thought you were the cutest when you were drinking, but sure enough, Essex, you are always the cutest carrier!"

Patting the confused Essex, Yaxu, who suddenly relaxed, suddenly recalled Zhenhai's words before, suggesting that he go to her for countermeasures.

Originally, he thought Zhenhai was simply trying to play counselor to him, but now that he thought about it carefully, she might have been prepared for this!

Chapter 1669: Zhenhai's three great tricks~?

"I see. Is this why you were sneaking around behind the bushes, Commander?"

In the brightly lit White Eagle office building, after listening to the crying of her beloved husband, Essex, who had been thinking for a while, finally understood the specific process of the ship girl selling her misery, and then glanced at Yaxu in front of her with sympathy.

"Anyway, Commander, would you like something to drink? Although we only have bottled drinks here."

Looking at Yaxu, who was slumped in the office chair and obviously confused, Essex pursed his lower lips and naturally became concerned about Yaxu.

However, for Essex, an aircraft carrier top student who is diligent in pursuing his corporate image and is very self-disciplined, the task of comforting his commander seems to be a bit too difficult.

Soon, Essex bent down and started rummaging under the desk in front of her until she pulled out a box of drinks that she seemed to drink frequently.

By the way, due to the rain during the night cruise, as a beautiful White Eagle sister, Essex naturally quickly changed out of the iconic dark blue White Eagle uniform and put on the white-collar uniform that was usually kept in the office.

The close-fitting pure white shirt paired with the hip-hugging uniform skirt immediately highlights the color of Essex's pantyhose when she bends over, revealing the capable and free-spirited feeling of an office white-collar worker.

"Commander, what would you like to drink?"

After quickly looking away from Essex's question, Yaxu responded, "Just bottle the coffee."

"Coffee? If you drink it at this time, Commander, are you not going to sleep today?"

Facing Essex's concern, Yaxu sighed and explained helplessly: "I can't help it. I dare not go anywhere now. After all, I don't know how many ship girls are waiting for me to take the bait in the port area."

Thinking of this, the fearful Yaxu couldn't help but reveal a somewhat alert expression.

Because in the final analysis, the acting skills of carefree White Eagle ship girls like Georgia are limited after all, and it seems that there is at least a sense of incongruity. Even the lively little ones like Archerfish might even laugh while pretending to be pitiful.

But! It would be terrible if such a thing was performed by those shipgirls with high acting skills and high emotional intelligence! He didn't want to see Shokaku and the others crying. A dog lady like Atago who had no bottom line might even perform a hanging show with him!

Considering that the lively little ship girls in the port area like to follow the port area's trends, it seems that he will not be able to go to the Admiral's Mansion tomorrow. The worst thing is that the time stop cannot let the port area's limelight pass.

Seeing that Yaxu seemed to be extremely distressed, Essex, who was holding the royal sister's thighs, couldn't help but raise her rosy face and gently invited Yaxu: "In that case, Commander, come and sleep with me until the storm is over."

"No, I don't want to find myself surrounded by Shangri-La and the others when I wake up the next day. Bunker Hill and the others are not aircraft carrier sisters who understand pleasure, but Carlyon will not miss this opportunity. She will definitely teach Fearless and the others bad lessons."

"So Commander, are you planning to hide and sleep?"

"Think about it carefully. Even if I hide and sleep, Black Helena and the others will find me."

After saying that, Yaxu suddenly noticed that Essex in front of him was drinking bottled beer non-stop.

Lemon-flavored beer, why does the White Eagle camp have such an outrageous thing? Did the White Eagle shipgirl in charge of purchasing it do it on purpose! ?

While Yaxu was silently complaining, Essex, who had drunk several cans of alcohol without realizing it, gradually slumped down in her office chair, with her pretty face tilted and a silly expression gradually revealed.

"Strange, Commander, how come you're three? But this seems to be a good idea."