The time-based admiral of KanColle

With a flushed face and drooling lips, Essex's expression became more and more vivid. He spoke in a tone of seniority, patting Yaxu sincerely and sighing: "Commander, you are so tired. If I had to do this every day, I might as well be a pirate. Ahem, just kidding~ In order to reduce the burden on the commander, I can endure it~ Hehehe."

"Woo-ha-ha, weigh anchor! The pirate carrier Essex is setting sail! Let's go to the place where everything in the world once was!"

It’s really good. When I’m depressed, watching Sand Sculpture Ship Woman is the most stress-relieving... No, it’s the most relaxing.

Just as Yaxu silently picked up the communication watch to record the dancing Essex, a crystal dream butterfly suddenly floated down on a potted plant nearby and silently lowered its tentacles.

However, as for the dream butterfly that would appear from time to time, Yaxu looked at it with some caution this time.

You know, after witnessing the cold and charming Lafite's Lost Bunny look just now, he already didn't trust Shinano. Even if Shinano didn't have that spirit, it was possible that they were held hostage by other ships to reveal information, such as tipping off Musashi and the others.

What Sha Baibai said is right, none of the big foxes in Chongqing are good foxes (fog).

"We can't go on like this! We have to go to Donghuang and ask Zhenhai for advice."

After realizing that he was a little bit nervous about the ship girls, the embarrassed Yaxu suddenly disappeared from the spot the next second.

And at the same time——

In the ancient Donghuang camp, in the ink-and-wash style Donghuang boudoir, the graceful Zhenhai did not go to bed early as usual tonight, but sat on the tea table, leisurely sipping the rock sugar and white fungus water in her hand.

Zhenhai, who was fanning himself with a feather fan, let the hazy night pour in through the open screen window not far away. When he saw a shadow suddenly jump out from the side, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Gu Chuanyun, I have stolen a half day of leisure from my floating life. Commander, you are rushing like this, but you will age prematurely~?"

"Zhenhai, you were waiting for me here on purpose, right?"

Looking at the two cups of rock sugar and white fungus water placed on the table, Yaxu realized it belatedly and had to lower his commander's head and tentatively asked Zhenhai: "Anyway, Zhenhai, you must have a way to help me, right?"

"Haha, do you think Fengchu, who was driven away by Zhongmou, will go back?"

Meihong's eyes were smiling, and Zhenhai, fanning herself, pretended to be disappointed and added to Yaxu: "I am not following the trend in the port area and crying, making a scene, and threatening to hang myself with you, Commander. This is already the reserved behavior of a lady from a noble family."

"Wait a minute Zhenhai, you are my dear wedding ship. One day of marriage is worth a hundred days of grace!"

"Of course, we should treat this matter separately."

Looking at Zhenhai, who was meticulous and calm and refused to give in, Yaxu hurried forward and grabbed Zhenhai's soft waist.

In response to Yaxu's action that lacked the authority of a commander, a generous older sister's voice suddenly sounded from behind.

"Hahaha, it looks like you're having an unusually rough day, my brother."

With long, ink-black hair mixed with some golden highlights, Binjiang, who came and went like the wind, had sat down by the window without anyone noticing. He was holding a wine gourd and a bamboo leaf in his mouth, and teased Yaxu in a playful manner.

"But this is normal. After all...where there are boats, there are rivers and lakes."

"Tsk tsk tsk, so what kind of trouble did you run into, Commander? You have to beg Zhenhai so humbly? What a joke. Just tell your sworn sister and let me handle it for you~"

Showing off his proud figure in the dark gold slim-fitting kung fu robe, the straightforward and bold Binjiang turned over and jumped next to Yaxu, then directly hooked Yaxu's shoulders.

"Anyway, a melancholy look is not suitable for the commander."

"Haha, it seems like you, Binjiang, don't understand the so-called fashion in the port area."

Seeing Binjiang completely clueless, Zhenhai couldn't help but glance at Binjiang jokingly.

After all, the people who hang out with Binjiang are all heavy trucks like those from Kronstadt, and they are straightforward and never change their ways.

"Humph~ Zhenhai, you're showing off all day long, and even the commander wanted to ask you for help, but you're still hesitant and refuse to agree."

Mocking Zhenhai, a shipgirl with too many tricks, Binjiang, who was full of chivalrous spirit, hugged Yaxu in his arms and promoted himself generously: "Bin~ I have been wandering for half my life, and I only regret that I have never met a wise master. If you don't abandon me, how about letting Bin come to worship you as my master?"

"At least I am much more loyal than Zhenhai, the cunning ghost fox."

Seeing Binjiang, who was dressed like a military commander, trying to drive him away, Zhenhai, with a smile on his face, could not help but cover his face with his counselor's fan, and then reminded him meaningfully: "Ah, in this case, Binjiang, it seems that you have to call me mistress, you know, I am the wedding ship."

"What!?"

Hearing that his Donghuang seniority had plummeted in an instant, Binjiang, who had been standing still, then crossed his arms and said in a powerful and powerful voice: "My mother-in-law was born in heaven and earth, how can she be depressed and inferior to others for a long time!"

"Believe it or not, I will kill you with my Fang Tian Hua Ji right now, Zhen Hai!"

"Pfft~ People like you, Binjiang, usually don't survive more than three episodes in palace dramas before being poisoned to death."

"What a joke! How could a ship in the Jianghu be trapped in the palace?"

Listening to the increasingly awkward conversation between Zhenhai and Binjiang, Yaxu, with a subtle expression, had to quickly remind Zhenhai: "Think carefully, Zhenhai, when you first joined the port, you clearly vowed to give advice to the commander, didn't you!"

"Really? My Lord, you can go to the Royal Camp to hide for a while. They must be very worried about the two queens. It must be a good place to take refuge."

"Don't be ridiculous. Ajax, who have no loyalty to the queen, will definitely not let me go."

Seeing Zhenhai still pretending to be reserved and unwilling to offer advice, Yaxu, feeling helpless, had to deliberately change the topic and said, "There is no other way. I will go ask Tiancheng and the others... No, I should ask Miss Guo Jia."

"Oh my, it seems the commander has learned how to use provocation."

Looking at Yaxu who was about to ask other big sisters for help, Zhenhai, who had been smiling calmly just now, couldn't help but lower her beautiful eyes.

You know, it is a humiliation to Donghuang Military Advisor for his lord to ask other counselors!

"Foxes eat people but leave no bones. There are so many big foxes there. My lord, you can't get out once you go in. The sick and weak Guo Jia fox can't protect you. He can only watch you being dragged away."

Seeing that the counselor had already put on enough airs, Zhenhai slowly changed his words and then hinted to Yaxu with a sly look on his face: "But I am different. Although Zhenhai is not talented, I have prepared three great plans for you, my lord."

"Three great ideas?"

"That's right. My lord, I have three ways to deal with your current pitiful situation: the best strategy, the middle strategy, and the worst strategy. It just depends on how you choose, my lord~?"

Wow~ Why do you, Zhenhai, like the Three Kingdoms style so much?

After being reminded of Yixian's previous story of the Three Kingdoms to lull him to sleep, Yaxu could not help but cooperate with a bit of helplessness: "Then please, military advisor, help me solve this puzzle. What are the best strategy, the middle strategy, and the worst strategy?"

"Oh, right, why don't you just tell me the best plan?"

"This is not okay."

After giving a reproachful glance at Yaxu who was trying not to follow the procedure, Zhenhai, swinging his strategist's fan, said calmly and elegantly, "In short, the worst plan is very simple. You should know that the reason why everyone in the port area pretends to be pitiful to the commander is nothing more than to seek the commander's sympathy."

"That means they just want your favor, Commander. If that's the case, why don't you just go all the way, ignore the procedure, and drag them directly to the bedroom?"

"The more pitiful they act, the harder you act, my lord. It's like they say sorry and I love you at the same time."

"Ahem! This is really too much!"

Seeing Yaxu's embarrassed expression, Zhenhai, who had expected this, quickly smiled and said, "Yes, this is a means of mutual destruction after all. So let me talk about the middle strategy."

"When everyone in the port area seeks sympathy from you, the commander, they usually use an analogy method. That is, they will find other ship girls to create their own pity, just like Miss New Jersey found Miss Bismarck."

"In that case, Commander, why don't you just call both of them and force them to stick together for your amusement? Wouldn't that be wonderful?"

"Indeed, if I had just pulled Bismarck over and pressed it against New Jersey, she would have been helpless!"

At this point, Yaxu suddenly felt something was wrong and added to Zhenhai with embarrassment: "But if that's the case, wouldn't it be too much for the innocent Bismarck?"

He was sitting in the Iron Blood office doing nothing, and the next second he was dragged by his own commander to squeeze together with the unfamiliar White Eagle and Silly Rabbit. It was really pitiful.

Thinking of the awkward atmosphere of Bismarck and New Jersey glaring at each other, Yaxu didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Really? That's all I can do. Finally, let me tell you my best plan."

After getting Yaxu to abandon his worst and middle strategies as he wished, Zhenhai, with a smile in his beautiful eyes, put down his feather fan and said to Yaxu in a mysterious manner, "Commander, come closer."

Chapter 1670: Treat others as they would have you treat them as you would have done to them!

Late at night in the Donghuang camp, in an elegant boudoir, facing Zhenhai's mysterious strategist posture, Yaxu quickly approached with curiosity and leaned over to listen.

So the next second, the graceful Zhenhai blew warm and fragrant air into Yaxu's earlobe, and smiled and whispered: "The content of the best strategy is actually very simple, just one sentence, give them the way they are given~?"

"Do unto others in their own way?"

Facing Zhenhai's mysterious words, Yaxu could not help but blink in confusion with a frown on his face, and then asked Zhenhai very bluntly: "Do you want me to pretend to be pitiful to them too?"

"But I don't even have anyone to compare myself to. After all, I'm the only commander in the entire port area. I can't just act like I'm being ignored by the ship girl."

At this point, Yaxu sighed softly and said sincerely: "Although it is embarrassing to say this, I think that as a commander, I have been well fed and well taken care of by the ship."

"It's fine if I just hang around without a proper job, but I'm also eating and drinking for free in the port area. How can I accuse the ship girls in the port area of ​​not caring about me? I can't just make up nonsense..."

"Haha, I didn't ask you to express your grievances and resentment, my lord. It's just that there are more ways to act pitiful than just being a ship woman."

The meticulous, steady and mature voice revealed a hint of teasing. Zhenhai narrowed his beautiful eyes and tucked his ink-stained black hair behind his ears. He leaned over and whispered in Yaxu's ear.

"My lord, you should do this, this and that~ this and that..."

"hiss--"

After hearing the "vicious" advice from Zhenhai, Yaxu, with his pupils shrinking, couldn't help but stay where he was.

While Yaxu was frozen in place after being shocked, Zhenhai, who had retreated at the right time, leisurely waved the feather fan in his hand and said in a deep voice: "I have already told you, my lord, about the three strategies of upper, middle and lower."

"Although the specific choice depends on your opinion, I still want to suggest the best strategy."

"After all, the worst strategy is too simple and violent. It is just a way to evade the tactics of the shipgirls in the port area. Although the middle strategy breaks their tactics head-on, it is only a stopgap measure after all. It cannot be said to be a method that can cure everyone in the port area."

Zhenhai covered his unadorned charming face with a pure black feather fan and outlined his red lips. He smiled and added: "But the best strategy is the one that can truly make everyone in the port area lose, and allow you to gain benefits from it, my lord."

"If you're not sure, let's practice together tonight and see how it goes."

"That's too much! Tell me what you are whispering about!"

Looking at Zhenhai who always acted like a military strategist and played mysterious games with her, Binjiang, who was busy watching, naturally couldn't help but straighten her proud royal sister figure, and then stepped forward and grabbed Zhenhai's collar.

"What exactly is the best strategy? I hate people who keep you in suspense!"

"Ah, if this kind of thing is known to everyone in the port area in advance, they will definitely hide in advance. Then, won't the lord have no room to play?"

Looking at Binjiang who was about to punch her pretty face, Zhenhai smiled and said bluntly: "Binjiang, your ability to keep secrets is really too poor."

"If you let Miss Kronstadt of the Northern Alliance know about this, I'm afraid the whole port area will know about it."

"What! Zhenhai, you actually don't believe in us Jianghu Zhongchuan. I take the commander to eat and drink delicious food every day, but you still want to be on guard against me!?"

Just as Binjiang, like a heroic chivalrous woman, expressed her dissatisfaction to Zhenhai, Yaxu, who had been silent for a long time, finally nodded to Zhenhai and sighed: "There is no other way. In order to stop this trend in the port area as quickly as possible, it is better to use the best strategy directly."

After all, neither the worst plan nor the middle plan could stop the enthusiastic and mature big sister. Only by using Zhenhai's method could we suppress Atago and the others' desire to get involved.

Thinking of this, Yaxu suddenly remembered something and then curiously asked Zhenhai: "By the way, can you also tell me what to do about the Royal Camp? After all, Elizabeth and the others may really want to compete for the position of Royal Leader."

"Don't forget, even your own counselors need rewards from the lord from time to time to maintain motivation."

Looking at Yaxu who was respectful when there was something to do and bullied when there was nothing to do, Zhenhai glanced at her and then charmingly closed her black silk legs, then raised her soft hand and supported Yaxu's chin with a seductive look on her face.

"Collections? Porcelain, jade? Or calligraphy and paintings? My Lord, what do you think I want? Haha."

At this point, Zhenhai slowly patted Kia Xu's cheek and hinted, "Do you know what is most important to me in this hall? It's not the gorgeous decorations, nor the collections that look priceless. That's right, it's you, Commander."

"Wow~ Can't you see? Zhenhai wants to see you sell your ass, Commander."

Looking at Zhenhai, who even used subtle words to describe eating people, the straightforward Binjiang couldn't help but reach out and pat Yaxu's head hard.

In response to this, Zhenhai, who could not hide her dignity as a lady from a wealthy family, could not help but blush.

There was no way. You have to know that the ladies from the Donghuang camp generally maintained a high degree of docility and obedience in their marriage manners. Not only did they have to let the commander flip the cards every night, they also basically had no control over the bed.

However, sometimes she also wanted to try out the fun of Prince Eugen and the others, so she discussed it with the commander here. After all, she really didn't understand how women on ships like Akagi and others could act like bad women with a clear conscience.

Thinking of this, Zhenhai, who was a little curious, noticed that the night outside the window in the distance had become darker, so he slowly blew out the candle beside the bed, and the entire ink-wash room fell into darkness in an instant.

It was not until a long while later that Zhenhai's smiling urging voice echoed in the dark room.

"So, Binjiang, isn't it time for you to leave?"

"Really? I didn't expect my Donghuang colleagues to be so stingy. They're not even as generous as the Northern Alliance's shipgirls! Can't you even take a look (mumble)?"

Regardless of the complaints from Zhenhai and Binjiang, Yaxu, who was in a delicate mood, groped his way into Zhenhai's warm bed and thought about tomorrow's plan.

So, the next morning -

Inside the simple and elegant White Eagle camp, facing the breeze of the next morning, New Jersey, who had just woken up from the White Eagle Bar, was swaying his waist-length star-blue hair and skipping in the aisle of the White Eagle.

Although due to her physical condition as a ship girl, there will be no aftereffects from drinking and reveling, but compared to the noisy atmosphere of the bar, New Jersey naturally wants to go back to her bed and take a nap.

Just as the proud Miss New Jersey was moving forward comically like a jumping rabbit, Yaxu suddenly appeared and was quietly waiting for the happy Miss New Jersey not far ahead.

"Oh my, isn't this my dear Honey~?"

Naturally, New Jersey, who was jumping and skipping as she walked, couldn't help but cross her tight waist in surprise at Yaxu who was standing in the corridor with a swagger, and then vividly revealed a silly smile.

Although she didn't understand why her beloved commander returned to their White Eagle camp "without knowing the consequences", New Jersey straightened her plump curves and immediately made her big sister declaration.

"Hehe, today New Jersey not only wants you, Honey, to help me apply sunscreen all day, but also wants you to dance hula for me."

Having said that, without waiting for Yaxu's reaction, New Jersey immediately took out the eye drops that Archerfish gave her last night, and hastily dripped a few drops, preparing to put on a sad and aggrieved expression.

After seeing New Jersey preparing to repeat the same trick, Yaxu, who was originally a little hesitant, couldn't help but sigh from the bottom of his heart, and then fell down without any warning in front of New Jersey.

pat!

"Pfft~ Honey, are you pretending to be an idiot? You can even fall down on flat ground."