Douluo V: Taking advantage of Xiao Wu's youthful innocence, I tricked her into becoming my wife

"If you can hold on for half an incense stick's time, you'll be a Shrek student!"

"If you can't make it through, even if you have a letter of recommendation, you won't be able to get into school!"

Tang San took a deep breath, forcing himself to calm down.

He was not a real child after all; his experience in battle across two lifetimes told him that any panic at this moment would only make the outcome worse.

Half an incense stick's time isn't a long time, and he still has the Tang Sect's secret techniques. Even if his soul power is inferior to others, he should be able to hold on, right?

"First Soul Skill, Blue Silver Entanglement!"

Tang San made the first move, and Blue Silver Grass burst out from his palm.

The thirty-year-old Guzhu Soul Ring makes these vines much tougher than ordinary Blue Silver Grass, and they might be able to hold off an ordinary opponent for a while.

But in front of Zhao Wuji, this was softer than noodles!

He didn't even activate his martial soul; he simply pulled the vines binding his wrists, causing Tang San to stumble a few steps.

"That's it?" Zhao Wuji shook his head in disappointment. "Level 25, Blue Silver Grass, first soul ring ten years old."

"Kid, your soul ring setup is like scratching an itch in front of me!"

Zhao Wuji snorted coldly and slapped him across the face.

Without using any soul skills, he sent Tang San flying with only the physical strength of a Soul Saint!

But the next second, Tang San, who was tumbling in mid-air, slightly twitched his wrist, and the hidden arrow shot straight into Zhao Wuji's eyes!

This was the opportunity he had been waiting for!

But to his surprise, Zhao Wuji's reaction was completely disproportionate to his imposing physique.

He only slightly turned his cheek, and the hidden weapon struck his forehead, but was forcefully deflected.

"You bastard!" Zhao Wuji roared in fury. "How dare you resort to such despicable means!"

Having just had his crotch ripped open, and now being glared at, Zhao Wuji was truly enraged.

If I can't handle Ye Hua, can't I at least handle you?

Before Tang San could even catch his breath, Zhao Wuji appeared in front of him, and his massive, overwhelming slap came down again!

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

Each slap landed solidly, with the force perfectly controlled.

Just enough to make him writhe in pain on the ground, but not enough to actually cripple him.

This is Zhao Wuji's experience of beating people over the years. The most important thing when beating someone is to be moderate. You have to make them hurt, but you can't cripple them, otherwise it will be hard to explain when the director comes back.

Tang San initially tried to hold on, attempting to dodge with Ghost Shadow and use Crane Control Dragon Capture to borrow the opponent's strength.

But soon, he discovered with despair that in the face of an absolute power difference, any skill seemed pale and powerless.

Zhao Wuji didn't even need to aim; he only needed to slap him in the direction he was facing, and he would have no way to avoid it!

"Aren't you a genius?"

Snapped!

"Weren't you born with full soul power?"

Snapped!

"Don't you think you're really awesome?"

Snapped!

Tang San was slapped until his face was bruised and swollen, his mouth was full of blood, his eyes were black and blue, and his hair was disheveled.

The faded work-study school uniform was torn in several places, making it look like a beaten dog in the water.

He curled up on the ground, trembling all over, a torrent of hatred churning in his chest.

He hated! He hated Zhao Wuji, he hated Shrek, and he hated Ye Hua even more!

Why can Ye Hua enjoy being served by beauties under the shade of a tree, while he has to be beaten up by Zhao Wuji here!

Just as Ye Hua was lying on Xiao Wu's lap, watching the show with great interest, a system notification sounded.

【Ding--】

[A risk of retaliation from Tang Hao has been detected in the host, triggering a temporary mission.]

[Mission Name: Intimidate Tang Hao]

[Mission Content: Tang Hao's injuries have healed, and he feels capable again. Don't hold back tonight.]

[Mission Reward: Three Titled Douluo Protectors]

[Mission Description: With more and more beauties like Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong appearing, it's difficult to protect them with only a few people. Therefore, a reward mission is being issued.]

[Hehe, aren't I thoughtful? Praise me!]

Upon seeing the system notification, Ye Hua's eyes narrowed slightly, then he smiled and shook his head.

The system has started to act up, but this task is actually a real perk.

Given Tie Xiong's current strength, it's just a matter of adding a little more complexity to his secret mission.

Having watched enough of the spectacle of Tang San getting a beating, Ye Hua yawned and stood up.

This kind of stoic, low-skill game gets boring after a while.

"Let's go check out the dorms," ​​he waved to Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing, then patted Oscar on the shoulder. "Hey, could you please help me out?"

"Oh, okay!" Oscar hadn't expected Ye Hua to ask him to lead the way, so he immediately walked ahead.

Shrek Academy's dormitories were shockingly shabby.

Several rows of crooked wooden houses were crammed together, with peeling paint on the walls and several holes in the window paper.

However, Ye Hua, as a teacher applicant, was assigned a separate cabin. Although it was not big, it was quiet and the bed was sturdy.

But Ye Hua still felt that he shouldn't be used to living there, which is just as the saying goes: it's easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but difficult to go from extravagance to frugality.

After all, the villa that Wang Sheng found for him was too nice. He had been renting it for six years and had long been used to living in a two-story house with flowers and plants in the courtyard.

Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing's dormitory is in the girls' area, and they are assigned to the same room as Ning Rongrong.

Xiao Wu was clearly not satisfied with this, and her lips were pouting so much that an oil bottle could hang from them the whole way.

Only after Ye Hua repeatedly assured her that they would meet every day did she reluctantly nod.

Just as Ye Hua was about to say goodbye to Xiao Wu, Oscar came up to him with a grin.

"Teacher Ye, you must be tired from the fight. I have some good stuff here..."

Chapter 35 Male Doubles

Oscar held a few bamboo skewers with sausages on them.

"These are sausages I grilled myself. They're three copper soul coins each, or three for ten copper soul coins. Great quality and inexpensive, honest and fair to all!"

Ye Hua stared at his sly smile, and remembering the incantation in his soul skill, his lips twitched. "Your math is really..."

“No problem!” Oscar interrupted. “After all, it’s an exclusive formula, limited in quantity each day. Buying more will naturally cost more money!”

"An exclusive secret recipe," Ye Hua couldn't help but smile, "Oscar, may I ask what the secret recipe is?"

"Uh..." Oscar scratched his head, chuckling awkwardly, "Teacher Ye, you..."

Ye Hua shook his head. "I don't know the recipe, and I won't buy it. After all, I've tasted the recipes of many of the school cafeteria's dishes."

"It's nothing more than leaders and contractors having two meals together, inventing something, putting this dubious stuff on the table, calling it a nutritious meal, and charging a high price."

When Oscar saw Ye Hua's ambiguous smile and the suspicious looks from the others, he knew that if he didn't expose the secret today, he wouldn't be able to sell his sausages anymore.

He had no choice but to grit his teeth and shout—

"Super-sized sausage!!!"

......

......

The entire room fell silent.

The crows and sparrows were silent.

The letter is a copy of the tongue.

“Little Ao,” Ye Hua said, touching his forehead with his hand, “I appreciate your kindness, but my soul power is still full, so I don’t need it for now.”

Oscar wiped his forehead, then smiled sullenly and offered the sausages to Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing.

As expected, he was politely rejected by both girls.

When Ning Rongrong arrived, she was met with a fierce glare from the little witch, which frightened Oscar so much that he quickly put the sausage behind his back and said goodbye repeatedly.

Watching his retreating figure, Ye Hua couldn't help but chuckle.

Oscar is one of the few Shrek characters whose character is somewhat acceptable, right?

At least his feelings for Ning Rongrong were genuine. He even went so far as to venture alone into the far north forest to obtain a soul ring, carrying hidden weapons, in order to improve his combat power.

This courage to risk his life for the sake of gaining the respect of his lover and father-in-law is enough to distinguish him from a hypocrite.

Much better than someone who just shouts, "Rise, my love!"

"Xiao Wu, Zhu Qing, you must be tired from your journey, you should rest first."

"Teacher Zhao is tough and resilient. My wrist was sore from the shock that I had to go back and rest."

Xiao Wu stepped forward and hugged Ye Hua, saying, "Brother, don't run around, lest you be bewitched by a wild fox."

"Okay, okay," Ye Hua readily agreed, affectionately ruffling Xiao Wu's hair. "Besides, is your brother the kind of person who fools around everywhere?"

Seeing Ye Hua and Xiao Wu's intimacy, Zhu Zhuqing pursed her lips, a look of melancholy flashing in her eyes, while Ning Rongrong watched with great excitement, almost ready to grab a handful of melon seeds to crack open.

Ye Hua returned to his dormitory, looked at the gradually darkening sky, and took out his bedding to spread out.

At least he won't wander off tonight; after all, there's going to be a good show later!

As dusk fell, the fiery clouds dissipated, and the moon shone brightly in the sky. A slender figure stepped through the gates of Shrek Academy.

He was in his fifties, with half-gray hair, wearing thick black-rimmed glasses and a well-tailored but old-fashioned coat.

His features were sharp and distinct, and one could still vaguely see his handsomeness in his youth, but his eyes revealed the shrewdness of someone who had been in the business world for a long time.

Four-eyed Flander, a level 78 agility-based warrior saint, and the dean of Shrek Academy.

As Flander stepped into the yard, he was met with a face covered in bruises.

"Dean!"

Flander, who had just sold the gem and made a fortune, was so frightened by the sudden appearance of the horrific sight that he took a half-step back.

He looked him up and down for a long time before he could barely recognize him as his vice president based on his physique.

"Zhao Wuji? What happened to you?" Flander frowned, his voice filled with disbelief. "Someone in Soto City could beat you up like this? Which Soul Douluo came?"

“Not quite Contra…” Zhao Wuji stammered, his face flushed.

Only after Flander pressed him repeatedly did he reluctantly confess the whole story.

The first ring road is a thousand years old, the third ring road is ten thousand years old, and I am young, applying for a teaching position.

Each of these words, taken individually, is harmless.

But when you put them together, it's so magical.

After listening, Flanders remained silent for a long time.

"A ten-thousand-year soul ring?" He stared at Zhao Wuji. "The third soul ring, ten thousand years? Are you sure you didn't misread it?"

"I wish I were mistaken!" Zhao Wuji pointed to his face, which was covered in bruises and discoloration. "How could this be fake? I saw it with my own eyes, it was purplish-black!"

Flander took a deep breath, slowly turned his head, and looked in the direction of the dormitory.

“I want to see him,” Flander’s eyes gleamed. “Our Shrek Academy might be about to produce a monster teacher!”

"Zhao Wuji, lead the way—"

Before he could finish speaking, a low, hoarse voice suddenly rang out from outside the courtyard wall.