Douluo V: Taking advantage of Xiao Wu's youthful innocence, I tricked her into becoming my wife

"Marry me!"

Chapter 76 Chopping off Tang San's fingers to improve his memory!

On Shrek Academy Square, Dai Mubai knelt on one knee, holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand.

Zhu Zhuqing stood three meters away, arms crossed, her cat tail swaying restlessly behind her.

"Get out."

Dai Mubai's smile froze. "Zhuqing, listen to me, Ye Hua has been captured and taken to the core area of ​​the Star Dou Great Forest for over a month now!"

"Do you know what kind of place that is? It's a forbidden area for soul beasts. Even a titled Douluo might not survive if they go in! He's already dead!"

"Shut up!" Zhu Zhuqing's eyes flashed with cold light.

“Zhu Qing, you need to face reality,” Tang San said, pacing around. “I know you are grateful to Teacher Ye, but gratitude is one thing, but the dead cannot be brought back to life.”

"The Titan Ape is a 100,000-year-old soul beast. Ye Hua, a mere Soul Master, has no chance of survival!"

"You have no backing now, why don't you get back together with Boss Dai? Boss Dai will treat you well!"

Seeing their feigned concern, Zhu Zhuqing gritted her teeth and almost vomited.

"Disgusting! Vulgar! Stay away from me!"

"I'm level 34 now, and you're five levels higher than me. What makes you think you can protect me?!"

Ning Rongrong stepped forward and patted Zhu Zhuqing on the back, "Tang San, are you ever going to stop?"

"You're bullying Sister Zhuqing just because Teacher Ye isn't here?"

“I didn’t bully her,” Tang San said innocently. “I was just stating the facts.”

"Instead of wasting time on dead people, we should consider Boss Dai's feelings..."

"Who said I'm dead?"

Tang San's last sentence got stuck in his throat.

This sound...

No, impossible!

Hallucination!

It's definitely a hallucination!

That bastard is dead!

He died in the core area of ​​the Star Dou Great Forest, torn to pieces by the Titan Giant Ape, and his ashes were scattered!

Tang San's face turned ashen as he slowly turned around.

Ye Hua was looking at him with a smile.

On her left was Xiao Wu, on her right was Meng Yiran, and behind them followed a stunningly beautiful girl with long pink and blue hair, and a cold-looking adult woman in purple.

"What?" Ye Hua asked with a half-smile. "Are you so happy to see me back that you can't even speak?"

Tang San's lips moved slightly, "Ye Hua... are you a human or a ghost?!"

“Of course I’m human,” Ye Hua shrugged, “but some people want me to become a ghost.”

Zhu Zhuqing stared blankly at the familiar figure, her eyes red-rimmed, and then she threw herself into Ye Hua's arms, tears streaming down her face.

"Alright, alright," Ye Hua hugged her to comfort her, "I'm back."

Dai Mubai's bouquet fell to the ground with a thud, and he stared at the scene, utterly dejected.

Ye Hua narrowed his eyes slightly. "What, are you disappointed?"

“I…” Dai Mubai’s heart almost stopped beating.

But Tang San suddenly discovered a blind spot and grabbed Dai Mubai's wrist.

The girl behind Ye Hua—he knew Xiao Wu, and had met Meng Yiran before, but the other beauties…

Tang San instantly switched to an indignant expression, pointing directly at Ye Hua's nose, "Ye Hua, you've gone too far!"

"Zhu Qing is thinking of you day and night, but you, trapped in the Star Dou Great Forest, still can't stop collecting beauties!"

"How could you do this to Zhu Qing?!"

"Zhu Qing, it seems you're not important to Ye Hua. You should stick with Boss Dai!"

Zhu Zhuqing gave a cold look and said, "Shut up."

Seeing that his attempts to sow discord were ineffective, Tang San wanted to intensify his attack, however—

Boom!

A terrifying pressure descended from the sky!

Zi Ji is a ferocious beast that has existed for 290,000 years. Even when she transforms into human form, she still possesses a combat power of level 96.

If it transforms back into its dragon form, even a level 97 powerhouse wouldn't dare to provoke it lightly.

Thump!

Tang San slammed his knees heavily into the ground, shattering the soil and embedding pebbles into his kneecaps.

"what--!!!"

Tang San braced himself with his hands, but the pressure was too heavy, and his entire face was being pressed into the ground inch by inch!

“Rui… Lord Ye Hua,” Zi Ji’s long hair swayed slightly, “this person is outspoken and has provoked us time and time again.”

"Should I cut out his tongue so he'll learn his lesson?"

Tang San's pupils trembled.

She's going to cut off my tongue!

I only said a few words, didn't I?

Is it really necessary?!

Tang San's hair stood on end, and he struggled desperately.

"Forget it," Ye Hua waved his hand, "Even if you cut off your tongue, you still have hands to write; even if you cut off your hands, you still have eyes to glare..."

"So, shall I gouge out his eyes for you too?" Murasaki asked eagerly.

Tang San was so frightened that his whole body trembled.

Cutting off the tongue is one thing, but to also chop off the hands and gouge out the eyes?

Ye Hua smiled and said, "That's not necessary."

Tang San breathed a sigh of relief.

"You should cut off his finger for me; he just pointed at me with his finger."

Tang San's eyes widened.

"Oh right, cut them one by one, it's no fun cutting them all at once!"

"Ye Hua," Tang San's eyes flashed upwards, "we're all Shrek people, isn't this a bit unnecessary?"

Ye Hua shook his head repeatedly, "No, no, no, it's very necessary. It's to teach you to respect your teachers!"

Murasaki's eyes gleamed. "Your Excellency is merciful."

"Don't worry, kid, my finger-cutting technique is top-notch!"

Before Tang San could continue speaking, his right little finger was severed by a chop.

"Aaaaaah!" Tang San suddenly burst into a pig-like wail.

“Then it’s the ring finger.” Murasaki’s expression grew even more excited.

Click!

The ring finger rolled off.

Tang San's eyes almost popped out, and his mouth opened wide but he could only make a "whoosh" sound; he couldn't even let out a scream.

"Next is the middle finger."

"And the index finger."

"Finally, the thumb."

Click, click, click!

Tang San's right hand is bald.

All that's left are bare, bald hands.

"Oh dear, it seems like having only the palms left is useless?"

"My lord, why don't we cut off his hand too!"

Seeing that Tang San had fainted, Ye Hua immediately lost interest.

"Stop it. Wait until he offends me again before cutting him. It's no fun cutting him when he's unconscious."

Ye Hua waved his hand, and water elements condensed, splashing onto Tang San's face.

Tang San jumped up from the ground with a start.

Seeing Ye Hua's smile, I suddenly felt that he was more terrifying than a devil.

"Tang San, Ye Hua has been so magnanimous in forgiving you, why don't you apologize to him?"

Tang San glared angrily at Zi Ji as she raised her hand to strike again.

Should I apologize?

What the hell do I need to apologize for!

It was clearly a conspiracy between you two to frame me!

But Zi Ji's purple dragon eyes were still staring coldly at him.

Tang San had no doubt that if he dared to utter even half a word of dissent, his tongue would be gone in the next second!

"I'm...I'm sorry."

"Speak louder," Zi Ji frowned.

"sorry!!!"

Tang San almost roared it out.

After saying this, he seemed to have used up all his strength and collapsed to the ground.

On what grounds?

Why does this bastard always manage to escape danger?!

He brings back a new woman every time he goes out!

Now... now there are still strong people backing us up!

Xiao Wu was taken by him, Zhu Zhuqing was abducted by him, and now he has brought back two more!

I am a genius of the Tang Clan, possessing innate full soul power, and a successor of the Xuan Tian Treasure Record!

He should have been living a super-powerful life, leveling up at lightning speed and having beautiful women throwing themselves at him!

How come we're still inferior to the natives in every way!

Just as Tang San was inwardly cursing Ye, a voice even more greasy than Dai Mubai's came from inside.

"Brother Dai! Third Brother!"

"Have you won over Zhu Zhuqing yet?"

Ma Hongjun rushed out from around the corner, yelling at the top of his lungs.

But the next moment, he froze, staring intently at Wang Qiu'er.

When will Shrek have a pure and lovely little sister who makes you want to pin her down and play with her fiercely?

Ma Hongjun's lust flared up instantly, and he almost drooled from the corner of his mouth.