I became the emperor in the comic book series.

Perhaps she was a little out of her mind. Even she sometimes had dark thoughts, like if this kid went bankrupt, she would take him home and raise him, and then some light novel plot like a youth romance comedy would unfold.

But fantasy is just fantasy, and it's best not to let such thoughts become reality.

Otherwise, there's always the feeling that some teaching qualifications are about to be attacked.

Hiratsuka Shizuka's gaze drifted unintentionally towards the window, then her head snapped back in fright.

"Holy crap, who is this?!"

Outside the tavern, a blue-haired bob-haired girl was eagerly pressing the coin's head against the glass, her eyes sparkling as she looked at the skewers on their table. Noticing their gaze, she even waved to them.

Yes, it's the eldest sister, the abstract bassist of the band "Closing".

"A friend with a really interesting personality."

Higashino Akira roughly guessed her purpose and waved to her indifferently.

Having received a response, Yamada Ryo decisively walked into the store, plopped down next to Higashino Akira, grabbed a skewer, and stuffed it into her mouth with an air of nonchalance.

The frequency was so fast, it was like a starving ghost being reincarnated.

Hiratsuka Shizuka was dumbfounded.

"How long has this child been starved?!"

"Cry, cry." The blue-haired girl gently wiped her eyes with both hands. "I haven't had a normal meal since the day before yesterday. I've been relying on Hongxia to feed me and picking edible wild grass from the roadside green belt to fill my stomach."

As she spoke, she pulled out a handful of unidentified green leaves from her bag and took a big bite, chewing them along with the juicy grilled skewers.

Hiratsuka Shizuka gasped, her expression one of utter helplessness. "Even if the species in the green belt matches, you can't just eat whatever you want!"

Across from her, Yamada Ryo held out a small hand.

"If you pity me, please give me money."

Hiratsuka Shizuka looked her up and down. Her clothes alone were expensive brand-name items, so it was clear that this girl's family couldn't be poor. Moreover, judging from her complexion and physical condition, she looked quite healthy, not at all like someone who grew up in an environment where they were constantly hungry and cold.

He slapped the little girl's hand away in an annoyed tone, then pinched her little cheek.

and…

"Dongye, you've been avoiding drinking ever since you came in, you haven't actually drunk much, have you?"

Akira Higashino replied calmly, his expression unchanged, "How could that be? You must be mistaken."

you fart!

My eyes are like a ruler; how could I possibly be wrong!

Hiratsuka Shizuka rolled her eyes at the boy, feeling annoyed. With outsiders present, she felt embarrassed to swear at him, as she was concerned about her image.

Night fell. As Higashino Akira left the small tavern, he was accompanied by two women with slightly protruding bellies.

One person got a big belly from food.

The other one got a big belly from drinking too much alcohol.

Noticing a petite, pale golden figure in the corner of his eye, he bid farewell to Yamada Ryo, whom he had met by chance, without showing any change in expression, and then turned to look at the remaining drunken, swaying woman.

"Xiao Jing, do you want me to take you home?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka put her arm around his shoulder like two best buddies, chuckling foolishly.

"This Higashino is such a loser! He's only had a little bit of alcohol and he's already swaying and can't even stand up straight!"

Akira Higashino looked speechless. "You're the one who can't stand up straight, aren't you?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Hiratsuka Shizuka waved her hands wildly, "I'm famous for being able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. With your level of skill, you're a million years away from getting me drunk!"

Never mind, I'll take it home.

Higashino Akira sighed, carried the woman on his back, and walked towards one of his properties nearby.

However, carrying a drunk person does feel heavier than carrying a living person. After a few steps, she would easily sway or slip, forcing Higashino Akira to support her legs and occasionally push her body up. Strangely, Hiratsuka Shizuka, who was initially drunk and talking nonsense, became increasingly quiet.

Her eyes were tightly closed, and her cheeks, already flushed from the alcohol, turned even redder.

Was it intentional?

Let's just say that's how it is!

Feeling a little dizzy, Hiratsuka Shizuka was secretly delighted. It turned out she wasn't so unfeminine after all. This guy usually treated her like a buddy, and she thought he wouldn't have any feelings for her.

"Dongye..."

Her voice was less cheerful than usual, and more gentle.

However, the other party's indifferent reply shattered her illusions: "If you dare to vomit on me, I'll punch you with a fist the size of a sandbag."

"You're such an idiot!"

Chapter 87 Who doesn't have a boyfriend?

Hiratsuka Shizuka slightly raised her head, then bumped her forehead against the back of Higashino Akira's head.

"A fool who could be displayed in a museum!"

Akira Higashino laughed. "Does some idiot who got kicked out of his house for being stupid think he has the right to say such things?"

"Shut up, Yami!"

Upon hearing this, Hiratsuka Shizuka's face immediately contorted in pain, and she adopted a squealing expression like a groundhog. "You heartless bastard who doesn't understand people's hearts and betrays the feelings of innocent young girls, why would you say such malicious things!"

"Girl? Who?"

"You son of a bitch, Higashino! I'm going to fight you to the death!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka blushed, her whole body turning bright red from head to toe. She squeezed his waist tightly with her legs, then grabbed his neck and shook him violently.

In response, Akira Higashino said, "Are you a child? You're such a grown man, yet you act like an idiot. Also, your pectoral muscles are pressing on my brain."

"That's called European style! Idiot!"

"No, no, no, breasts are something that only women have, right?"

After arriving home, Higashino Akira tossed Hiratsuka Shizuka onto the sofa, took off his coat, and headed to the bathroom alone.

I dare not let that drunkard shower first; it would be terrible if she vomited in the bathtub.

The sound of running water filled the air, flowing down the grooves and lines of the muscles. Footsteps approached from outside the door, and someone abruptly pulled open the bathroom door and walked in.

Higashino Akira turned his head and saw a woman walking in barefoot, wearing only a set of close-fitting underwear. Her beautiful and healthy figure was on full display. He raised his eyebrows and his voice sounded somewhat deep.

What are you doing?

"I feel sticky and uncomfortable all over, let's take a shower."

"I'm still here."

"We're all brothers, what's there to be afraid of?" Hiratsuka Shizuka sneered, removing her bra. "What, you feel something for a man's pectoral muscles?"

Akira Higashino: "..."

Don't you know in your heart whether you're a man or not?

It was just a joke, why take it so seriously?

During the conversation, Hiratsuka Shizuka had already started lathering herself with soap, saying, "Hey, help me scrub my back."

Now that things have come to this, her voice is not as nonchalant as it seems; it is trembling slightly.

She didn't know if this was what she had always wanted to do, or if she had acted rashly and bravely because of the alcohol and the provocation of this scoundrel's words.

But since she was already there, she could only force herself to remain calm.

Akira Higashino was also not at peace.

Theoretically, Hiratsuka Shizuka is a genuine beauty with a cheerful personality, so it's impossible for him to be completely unmoved. However, based on rational judgment, he had restrained himself and felt that he and Hiratsuka Shizuka were not a good match.

But that doesn't mean he could remain calm in the face of Hiratsuka Shizuka's almost direct attacks.

Is it worth it?

"I want you to take care of it!"

"Xiao Jing, you should know that I'm not some devoted, good man. Don't you regret it?"

"Screw you! I don't need you to support me!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka had her back to him, her body trembling slightly with emotion. "Besides, don't you all think I'm a man?"

Higashino Akira paused for a moment, then stepped forward and hugged her. His large hands began to explore and move around, causing Hiratsuka Shizuka, who had never experienced anything like this before, to let out an embarrassing whimper, her cheeks burning.

"Since that's the case, I won't allow you to back out later!"

"Hey! Wait a minute, just a minute!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka was getting a little anxious. After all, this was her first time, and it couldn't possibly happen in a place like this!

However, the party that starts the conflict does not have the right to call a halt at will until the opponent has achieved a satisfactory result.

"Um………"

Hiratsuka Shizuka swayed unsteadily, able only to stretch out her hands to support herself on the glass door of the bedroom for balance. Her body felt as if she were on a small boat sailing on a turbulent sea, rising and falling with the waves, causing her to scream louder and louder with each crash of the water.

"Higashino, you're a bastard, waah..."

"That's how it is, and even if you admit defeat, I won't let you off the hook."

"Nonsense! I can't possibly lose!"

Half an hour later, Hiratsuka Shizuka, who could barely stand and was being carried around while losing, let out a defeated dog-like wail, "I give up, please, let's try again next time..."

At night, Hiratsuka lay on the bed, her face still flushed, the shyness and affection between her brows particularly touching.

She would occasionally turn her head to glance at the little man lying next to her, letting out a silly laugh like a fox that had successfully stolen a chicken.

Although the scene didn't quite match my expectations, it still went pretty smoothly.

This guy was working so hard just now, I thought he really didn't have any feelings for me before.

Hiratsuka Shizuka gently rubbed her lower abdomen, the soreness and distension still lingering. Strange sensations surged through her mind, constantly reminding her of what had just happened.

She was somewhat worried, since she hadn't taken any precautions and didn't know if she would get pregnant. What if she had a child? She'd heard that smoking and drinking were bad for the baby.

Or... should I quit?

Hiratsuka Shizuka isn't opposed to getting pregnant. After all, she'll be thirty in a few years, and she's fantasized about having a boyfriend she doesn't hate and who doesn't hate her, graduating as a virgin, and becoming a mother.

The only downside is that this brat probably really doesn't want to get married or love anyone on his own.

But out of guilt for having made a move on a former student, who was six or seven years older than her, and for being a "cow ox eating grass," she didn't dare to ask for too much.

Suddenly, as if remembering something, Hiratsuka Shizuka took out her phone, turned on the front camera, and gently touched Higashino Akira, who was half-lying on the bed with his upper body bare and leaning against the headboard.

"Look at the camera."

Akira Higashino looked away from his phone screen and glanced in that direction.

The shutter clicked, capturing the two figures in the photo. Hiratsuka Shizuka was leaning against his chest, grinning mischievously.

She sent the photo to her mother, who immediately responded with a few question marks, followed by a barrage of criticism.

After thinking for a moment, she sent another picture to Yukinoshita Haruno, but this time she blurred out Higashino Akira's bare upper body, emphasizing the idea of ​​keeping wealth hidden.

Yang Nai has been subtly attacking her emotionally lately, showing no respect for her age. She even uses the fact that she has a boyfriend to provoke her, and she won't even tell her who her boyfriend is or what he looks like.

Stingy!

Who knows if it's true!

She's different. Although she's embarrassed to tell the whole world, she still has the courage to brag to her close friends and family!

Haruno: "Hey! Isn't that Higashino-kun?"

Haruno: "Shizuka, what's going on here...?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "Uchiha aloofness jpg"

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "Boyfriend? Everyone has one. I'm pretty charming, okay?"

whee.

Cool!

I've always been humiliated in this regard by others, and this is the first time I've felt so triumphant. It feels great.

Chapter 88 This woman is so good at being coquettish