Zongman: Simultaneously travel through time and start a one-person chat group

Zongman: Simultaneously travel through time and start a one-person chat group Author: Nongcha Danmo

【You have joined the chat**】

Qiao Qiaohu, who was selling newspapers, had tears in his eyes: My plug-in has finally arrived.

[Current number of people online: 1]

"???"

With infinite possibilities for saving files for one person, Qiao Qiao, who traveled through ninety-nine worlds at the same time, started to fiddle with it by chatting.

Become the strongest on earth in Conan's world, climb buildings with your hands, and break through Gin's defense.

Learning to chew melons in Hogwarts and learning to dance with Muzan in Demon Slayer.

In the Marvel Time and Space Bureau, he wholesaled Infinity Gems to everyone, was the mastermind behind Naruto, and abducted Kaido's daughter in One Piece.

Daming teaches others the technique of slaying dragons, learns magic in the world of one person, teaches ghosts how to behave in the world of evil spirits, and snatches a centenarian's substitute in the world of JOJO.

Time and space were reversed, and cause and effect were reversed. After a long time, Qiao Qiao showed a kind smile like a loving father.

1. Something is wrong with this chat group

The time was nineteen forty-three.

During this period of time, the world war involving Europe, Asia, and America was still raging.

When the smoke of gunpowder spread throughout remote areas, even the land far away from the battlefield was severely affected.

In Chicago in February, it's not just the weather that's cold.

The huge commercial street was crowded with people, probably because they were afraid that a missile might fall over their heads at any time.

"When will this day end?"

In the alley, Qiao Qiao, wrapped in a large coat that did not match his height, let out a sigh.

Qiao Qiao was originally from the Celestial Empire.

Career, a happy designer.

He has a sunny and handsome appearance, but he has lost a lot of hair since he became a designer.

Just like this, an ordinary designer took a nap on his desk, and after a burst of inexplicable lightning and thunder, he suddenly became a general in the army of time travelers from the Celestial Empire.

However, compared with the ancestors who changed their fate after traveling through time, Qiao Qiao's travel through time was considered unlucky.

It doesn't matter if I didn't get any benefits after traveling through time.

My parents offered sacrifices to the gods but they didn't have omnipotent powers, and they successfully joined the Feilu orphan family... That's fine.

In the end, he was forced to become a newspaper boy who was exploited as cheap labor... So what.

However, today, Qiao Qiao saw something that shocked his world even more.

Throw! Throw Thunder Monkey Mother! Isn’t this Captain America Steve?

Qiao Qiao looked at the smiling captain with a perky butt on the poster and felt his heart skip a beat.

"Oh ho, it's over."

Qiao Qiao looked at the man drawn on the poster that was ordered to be posted on the street.

"I thought I was traveling through history, but God, tell me I traveled to the world of Marvel."

Ecstasy? That is something that only capable people can be happy about.

As for ordinary people traveling through time to Marvel, Qiao Qiao can only think of the word tragedy.

There is no need to explain the difference in danger factor between historical facts and Marvel.

Don’t be fooled by the fact that the world war is in full swing now. Compared with the war that will sweep the universe in seventy or eighty years, it is really child’s play.

"Movies, movies, it has to be a movie series."

Qiao Qiao shouted in his heart.

It’s okay to travel through the Marvel movie world, at least because the movie is worth tens of millions of dollars, the director will have to pay some attention and use a little logic.

If it were in Marvel Comics, it would be a life worse than death.

With a wave of the hands of the editors, the world becomes illogical and violates all settings, and people die and live again, and live and die again.

Uncle Tun, who has died thousands of times, has made people not doubt whether there is something wrong with this world, but rather be certain that there is something wrong with this world.

"Seventy or eighty years, and another seventy or eighty years. That... doesn't seem to be my business anymore."

After a moment of shock, Qiao Qiao came to his senses and realized that the Thanos Snap Finger Festival that shocked the world was actually far away from him.

Not to mention waiting until Thanos snaps his fingers and a bunch of monsters appear on Earth and start making trouble, that will be decades later.

During this period, Qiao Qiao might have died.

"Thinking about it this way, it's pretty good to travel through this era~"

After all, now is the time when even Captain Wuwukai misses himself as the most advanced weapon. Only at this time can Wuwukai gain an advantage over others.

"But first, I have to solve my stomach problem. Otherwise, I can forget about living to the end of my life."

Qiao Qiao touched his shriveled belly.

In this day and age, there are only two options for war orphans, a special profession.

One is to torture yourself by working for the thing that should be hung on the street light.

Another way is to make happy zero-dollar purchases.

A hungry rabbit will eventually bite people, but after much thought, Qiao Qiao decided not to rob people.

Robbery?

The people today are tough and simple, and will only become more simple and honest than in the future.

Everyone can be equipped with a gun, and every family has a gun. Anyone who breaks into a private house will be shot on the spot.

My small body can't withstand such a toss.

"Ah~"

Life is not easy, Qiao Qiao sighed.

……

[You have met certain conditions]

[You, 'Newspaper Boy', have joined the Caring for the Disabled and Helping the Weak Exchange Group]

As he looked at the words appearing before his eyes, Qiao Qiao's eyes suddenly lit up.

system!

"Am I not dreaming?"

Qiao Qiao pinched himself hard.

The interface remains the same.

At this moment, Qiao Qiao finally confirmed that he was not hallucinating due to extreme hunger.

In his mind, the chat group was a new thing that appeared compulsorily.

And as his mind became more focused, it condensed, and finally an interface with brighter colors emerged on it.

"Newcomers, are you here?"

"exist!"

【Very Human】has moved online

【Konoha Orphans】 has been switched to online

【Unkillable Tom】has been moved online

【Amnesiac】has been transferred online

……

[Very People]: "Is this a proper exchange group for caring for the disabled and helping the weak?"

[Very Person]: "I don't know if it's serious or not. Who would read the chat group for no reason?"

[Very Person]: "Yes, if a serious person looks at the chat group, that's when people are slacking off. This proves that everyone here is slacking off right now."

[Unkillable Tom]: "Meow?"

[Amnesiac]: "What is this? How did you appear in my mind?"

……

Qiao Qiao couldn't help but sigh, "What kind of weird group members are these?" and then he quickly realized, "My system looks like a chat group system!"

Recalling the chat group genre that stood out among countless novel genres, Qiao Qiao understood it very well.

Communicate with the characters in each world, and then people from other worlds will send cheats to the protagonist.

It is easy to conclude that -

"Every stupid member of the so-called chat group is actually a big shot."

"A random friend here came out and told me that he was holding up a city with one hand and claiming that he was invincible. There's nothing strange about that."

"A bunch of big guys sent out red envelopes and gifts in the chat group, allowing the protagonist to get the benefits."

"Who is the protagonist of this chat group now? It must be me! Qiao Qiao!"

For this golden finger, he only had a few small requests -

Please just use all your abilities to smash yourself to death. A Hokage who doesn’t want to be the Pirate King is not a good Grim Reaper.

Especially in an extremely dangerous world like Marvel, the gold finger should be opened as wide as possible!

Qiao Qiao's lips curled up slightly to reveal a smile.

When you enter the chat group and see that the chat group automatically names itself.

Qiao Qiao knew that the naming rule of this chat group was based on its situation.

That’s why he is a newspaper boy.

and so!

Give yourself a name that sounds impressive.

[Newsboy] has been renamed [100% Prophet - Nostradamus]: "To be honest, I am a prophet."

Ding!

[Konoha Orphan] has been renamed [Omniscient - I am Yahweh]: "To be honest, I am an omnipotent god. Those who believe in me will have eternal life."

[The Extraordinary Man] has been renamed [The Omniscient Yog-Sothoth]: "To be honest, I am omniscient and omnipotent, and all things are one."

[Unkillable Tom]: "Meow?"

[Amnesiac]: "Hey, why did you change your name?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Good job! Three prophets were killed in a landmine!"

"There were five people in the chat group, and three prophets popped up. And then, I was fake..."

Qiao Qiao was completely confused.

The current development is completely inconsistent with his previous understanding of the routines of the chat group.

Shouldn't I be showing off my true colors as a time traveler to fool the natives?

2. What a coincidence, your name is Qiao Qiao