Zongman: Simultaneously travel through time and start a one-person chat group

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Qiao Qiao sighed helplessly after silently changing his online name back to his original one.

"Someone must have the same idea as me. No, it's because of these shameless guys who popped up in this chat group!"

However, Qiao Qiao was not panicked!

"Luckily I have the second floor!"

Because this is also one of the chat group routines that Qiao Qiao knows.

Only early chat groups would have prophets.

In the mid-term, it's all about playing tricks.

In the later stages, the prophet and the god-pretending style are no longer popular.

Instead, there emerged a trend of self-destructive trucks that specifically expose group owners or group members who pretended to be prophets as a selling point!

Expose yourself and directly expose the other person as a two-dimensional or three-dimensional character.

This has two advantages. One is that you don’t have to rely on tricking group members into giving out good things, because you can clearly mark the price!

Bad guys definitely want to know about their future and offer various benefits.

And the good guy will definitely be grateful for the help.

Then you can make the other party owe you a favor, and then further coerce them...

……

[100% Prophet-No|Strad|Dam|Mas] has been changed back to [Newsboy]

[The Omniscient One - I am Yahweh] has been changed back to [Konoha Orphans]

[The Omniscient-Yog-Sothoth] has been changed back to [Extraordinary Man]

[Very Person]: "I report that the prophet and Yahweh are all fake! Because I am a time traveler."

"..."

Fortunately, I have a second floor!

Qiao Qiao was furious!

"Something's wrong! This is definitely not right!"

"There is actually a second time traveler in this group besides me!"

[Konoha Orphans]: "Hahahaha, pretending to be a prophet, playing tricks, being omniscient and omnipotent, and then, one by one, unpacking the packages and digging out the people involved, hahahaha."

[Very Human]: "Where is the group owner? Why is the group owner gray? Is he dead? Did you send him some weird stuff when you sent him red envelopes and killed him? Those who killed the group owner and inherited his Huabei should come forward immediately.

[Very Human]: "I was the one who killed the group leader! I sent a Sea King to the group leader to test his quality, and the group leader bet his fifth limb on the new world."

[Konoha Orphan]: "If you can get the King of the Near Sea, you will no longer be an extraordinary person! Ah, I really miss high school. High school is the most knowledgeable time in life. You know everything about astronomy and geography. You know 500 years in the past and 500 years in the future..."

"..."

[Newsboy] "Everyone, are you all time travelers..."

"..."

[Very Person]: "Could it be that Lao Tan's pickled cabbage has athlete's foot!"

[Very People]: "I once loved eating Laotan, the sour and spicy taste comforted my tongue.

[Konoha Orphans]: "Disgusting, pickled vegetables, athlete's foot and cigarette butts mixed in.

"Colleagues!"

"Comrade!"

"Fellow!"

"Meow~"

[Very Human]: "What a coincidence, it turns out that we are all time travelers. If we are all time travelers, there is no need to try to fool people, we all understand."

[Very Human]: "Hahahahahaha, so that's how it is. Dear seniors, I just made a fool of myself."

As we all know, a chat group member or group owner can gain a lot of benefits by relying on the information gap between the two parties...

Of course, this information gap has a premise - that they are indigenous people.

How can we talk if they are all time travelers?

[Newsboy] "Since all the group members are time travelers, then let's quickly announce the answer. Are all the time travelers big shots?"

[Very Human]: "I don't know if you guys are awesome or not, but I'm at the Extraordinary Human Research Center...

[Very Human]: "Wow, Extraordinary Human Research Center, are you the Fire Cloud Evil God? Even if not, why are you being studied? Being studied must be worth being studied. Are you a super-powered human being, or a mutant?

[Extraordinary person]: "Don't think too much, it's just an ordinary one."

[Very ordinary person]: "Being studied, the ordinary kind... that's just a mental illness!"

[Very Human]: "Oh, yes, he is mentally ill and is registered at Qingshan Mental Hospital."

"..."

"Great, there's a psychopath in the group!"

"Meow."

"Okay, there's not only one psychopath in this group, there's also a cat mixed in."

"Hey, do you know who I am?"

"Yes, there is also a person with amnesia."

Everyone now has a consensus in their hearts.

This group is a disaster! The group that cares for the disabled and helps the weak is indeed worthy of its reputation. "

Fortunately, Qiao Qiao had great psychological endurance and managed to withstand this wave of impact.

[Newsboy]: "Everyone, I'm going to reveal my cards now. I'm not going to pretend anymore.

My name is Qiao Qiao. I accidentally traveled to the Marvel world and now I’m a war orphan.

I haven't had a meal since yesterday. If there were no Guanyin soil in America, I would try it. "

After saying that, Qiao Qiao took a photo of himself using the group photo function.

Children, posters of Captain Butt covered the mottled walls.

A photo of myself next to the captain's poster.

This photo will never appear in publicity. It's a self-inflicted blow for Damei.

Slums, newspaper boy...

"It's so miserable..."

[Very Person] sent the group file [Lao Tan Pickled Cabbage Beef Noodles]

[Extraordinary Person]: Sorry, sorry, these seem to be all I have left.

"..."

[Very Human] sent a group file [a box lunch of 15 Baileys (while hot)]

[Konoha Orphans] sent a group file [Konoha Bingliang Wan (tastes bad, but very filling)]

[Amnesiac] sent a group file [Nezuko prepares rice balls for her adopted son-in-law (the taste is terrible, the girl's first attempt at cooking)]

[Unkillable Tom] sent a group file [The cat felt sorry for you and sent you milk (which had just been ruined by a mouse)]

"..."

Qiao Qiao couldn't help but feel moved when he saw the group files on the list.

In this life, it is only these group of stupid friends who make me feel the warmth of the world.

However, another problem arose after Qiao Qiao blew himself up in Marvel.

[Very Person]: "However, what a coincidence, your name is Qiao Qiao, and mine is Qiao Qiao."

[Konoha Orphan]: Wait, your name is Qiao Qiao too? My name is Qiao Qiao too

[Extraordinary Person]: What a coincidence, my name is also Qiao Qiao.

"..."

Why did you learn my name? ".

3. Chat groups help you share experiences

[Newsboy]: "Are you kidding, fellow time travelers? I am serious about what you are saying."

[Amnesiac]: "No nonsense, Qiao Qiao is rampant, I will not change my name, it is Qiao Qiao."

During the debate, the amnesiac and the cat, who had been silent until now, also spoke up.

"Meow."

[Amnesiac]: "It's a pity that I don't know what my name is... However, although I have lost my memory, I still have something called an ID card on me, and it says that my name is also Qiao Qiao."

[Extraordinary people]: "Σ(△|||)"

[Konoha Orphans]: "Σ(△|||)"

With a confused look on his face...

[Unkillable Tom]: "Meow?"

[Newsboy]: "Wait, you say, this cat is also called Qiao Qiao, right?"

[Amnesiac]: "Start spreading Qiao Qiao? Are they all time travelers named Qiao Qiao? A Qiao Qiao chat group?"

[Very Human]: "Wait, this is Qiao Qiao's routine. I seem to have seen it there before..."

[Konoha Orphan]: "I seem to have seen this routine somewhere before."

[Very Human]: “Yes, I’ve heard of that, too.”

"Could it be that the current situation is... spreading the Ninety-Nine Qiao Bridges?"

……

The expression on Qiao Qiao's face in the Marvel world can be described as the tangled expression of a subway uncle.