Zongman: Simultaneously travel through time and start a one-person chat group

With gray hair and wearing a Tang suit, he is completely different from before, looking like a Hua Yingxiong, as if he gave up his dream of becoming a chef and switched to making martial arts, fairy tale and kung fu movies.

The audience of "390" was stunned.

However, Stephen Zhou stood up and glanced around.

"Huh? Why is that Tang Niu hammering someone's thigh?"

This scene is very familiar. After all, when Tang Niu was a clown under Stephen Chow, he did a lot of such flattering things.

"Hai, Poseidon, look, my opponents are coming in..."

Stephen Zhou, who had changed his skin, appeared and immediately attracted Tang Niu's attention. However, he didn't know how to serve this great god in front of him.

"You go about your business."

"Yes, yes, yes." Tang Niu smiled, and as soon as he turned around, his whole expression changed immediately, becoming cold and arrogant, with the demeanor of a true master.

This is the taste of a villain. Tang Niu and Stephen Zhou stared at each other without blinking.

I won't move unless the enemy moves. That is, the times have changed, and the background music has changed. Otherwise, it would just become Tang Bohu vs. the king of kings, a live duel to see who gets vomited blood.

"Why," Stephen asked, with a look of sudden sorrow and a look of despair, "why did you kill the turkey?"

The one who was killed in Stephen Zhou's mouth was the double-knife Turkey. On the way to Shaolin Temple, he encountered a killer. It was Turkey who saved him with his own life, so he survived.

Humans only know how to cherish when they lose something. At this point, Stephen Zhou realized that the turkey was probably the best woman to him besides his mother, except that she was a little ugly, had a bad temper, and was of low quality.

However, her love for herself is unquestionable.

But the turkey was dead.

If Stephen Chow wants to become a turkey now, he can only wait until next life.

Stephen Monday has had his ups and downs in life, and he has been able to overcome them all.

Only in this matter, the deepest emotion shook its soul, and the bitterness made Stephen Monday night turn white.

"Haha, as long as I'm happy, that's fine. I learned all this from you." Tang Niu smiled coldly.

But in my heart, I was cursing the killer who was paid for killing Stephen Chow, saying that he was not reliable at all. I paid you a lot of money to kill Stephen Chow, but you killed a turkey... What is a turkey? Is it the dish on American Thanksgiving?

Silent smoke spread between the two of them, and suddenly a cough was heard.

"Cough cough."

Tang Niu's face immediately showed a flattering expression, but although he looked happy with a smile on his face, he was extremely nervous inside.

What Tang Niu is thinking about now is: bribe the judges, the audience, and the referee. What's the point! With the Sea King here, what's the point of competing in cooking skills? Whoever he says is the God of Cookery is the God of Cookery.

We have the final say here, oppose!

Objection? Who dares to object? Do you dare? Anyway, Tang Niu doesn't dare. He even thought that if the Sea King was not satisfied, he might suddenly burst his body and die while walking on the street.

……

"Hello, Mr. Zhou, I would like to ask you to cook something."

Looking at the face that looked exactly like his junior fellow apprentice He Jinyin, Qiao Qiao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and said.

However, his junior fellow apprentice He Jinyin was a lower-class person, and the Stephen Chow in front of him had fallen from the top to the bottom, and this was also the characterization of Chow's films, which always started from a small person.

“I’m sorry sir, but there’s nothing I can do because I’m about to attend the God of Cookery Conference.” Stephen Zhou said indifferently.

Stephen Chow, who has felt the sorrow of losing his lover, is now at the pinnacle of being a chef.

It would be difficult for Qiao Qiao to interrupt someone's state of enlightenment.

As the gong sounded, the Super Food God competition began immediately.

However, not long after the competition began, various judges and gourmets eliminated a large number of bribed chefs for various bizarre reasons.

Only Stephen Zhou and Tang Niu were left at the scene.

The two were forced to stop looking at each other and take action.

After all, the theme for both of them is the Shaolin Temple's secret Buddha Jumps Over the Wall.

Even though this special dish has the blessing of inner strength to avoid long-term stewing, it still requires a certain amount of time.

However, even if it was the same dish, even if it was the same chef who came from the Shaolin Temple, and even if their culinary skills were equally high, this competition was still full of traps for Stephen Chow.

It was impossible to guard against it. Finally, Stephen Zhou discovered that the kitchen utensils he used to make Buddha Jumps Over the Wall had been tampered with and a bomb had been placed inside.

As a boss pressed a button, it exploded, and the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, which had been almost cooked, was mixed with ceramic fragments and scattered all over the floor.

"..."

"..."

Seeing this situation, Qiao Qiao couldn't help but shook his head.

Stephen Chow, who had perfected his cooking skills and rushed back for a battle of revenge, did not yet know that his opponent was not Tang Niu, the man who had knocked him off the throne of God of Cookery.

What it actually faces is the huge catering capital represented by Tangniu in the open, but actually lurking in the dark.

……

Although Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is no longer available, Stephen Chow has not given up. In order to turn things around, he even made a bowl of unbeatable barbecued pork rice.

However, no matter how delicious Stephen’s cooking is, even if one dish can move the judges to tears.

These things on the surface still cannot affect the dark side of the judges being bribed, threatened, etc.

Qiao Qiao even took a look at the organizer of this God of Cookery Competition... which was the catering giant led by Capital Uncle Da.

What can a bowl of barbecued pork rice change?

In other words, what can be changed when a skill reaches its peak?

In Qiao Qiao's opinion, "The God of Cookery" is a fairy tale.

It was a fairy-tale-like process. He changed his ways, practiced his skills, and became a hero, with countless partners supporting him.

It also has a fairy-tale ending. Justice wins, the villains all get the punishment they deserve, and Stephen Chow returns to the top of the God of Cookery through the God of Cookery Conference and marries the princess.

However, what Qiao Qiao saw in reality was... the real reality.

Stephen Zhou faced Tang Niu and the capital behind him alone. He was helpless and suffered a complete defeat.

In order to achieve

So, in order to make the ending of Game 1.4 of The God of Cookery a perfect ending with the triumph of justice, what turned the situation around at this moment?

It's a deus ex machina!

When the plot is stuck and the dilemma is difficult to resolve, a god with great power suddenly appears and solves the problem.

The existence of gods and Buddhas in the God of Cookery was also revealed very abruptly, causing Avalokitesvara, who had never been hinted at before, to come to the rescue.

Let me reveal to you that this is not a comedy about kung fu chefs, but a fantasy film about gods and ghosts. The protagonist is the reincarnation of a god, who has gone through many hardships...

I have to say, there is absolutely no foreshadowing!

Simply speaking as a story, it is very abrupt.

However, in Qiao Qiao's opinion, this story is a satire of reality - if a person wants to defeat some evil, he may only be able to rely on the so-called gods and Buddhas, or in other words...

Stephen Zhou won, not because of how delicious his cooking was, but because he also had someone behind him, and his background was even bigger than the other party's.

335. Zongman Qiao Qiao: And the Last Valkyrie...

Qiao Qiao sighed.

Tang Niu was overly inflated with joy at victory and ridiculed his defeated opponent Stephen Chow to his heart's content.

"You've wasted so much time, and you still have to choose me!"

However, Tang Niu won the game but lost his life.

As the protagonist, Stephen Chow had a deep feeling over a bowl of barbecued pork rice.

"There is no such thing as a God of Cookery, or everyone is a God of Cookery," Stephen Chow remained unmoved, saying, "Father and mother, brother and sister, rich man and woman, as long as they work hard, everyone can be a God of Cookery."

The principle is a bit old, and the taste is a bit distorted, but this kind of simplicity is Stephen Chow's true enlightenment, and he understands that everyone around him who lent a hand to him when he was most lost at that time... is the God of Cookery

“Hahaha…” Tang Niu laughed arrogantly, pointed at Stephen Zhou, and shouted: “This man has gone crazy! Quick, call an ambulance for him!”

Uncle Da, the capitalist nearby, also followed suit and added insult to injury, and the two of them were in cahoots with each other.

No one noticed that as the Nine Planets Conjunction occurred, the murals in the stadium actually began to wriggle like a living thing. Then, a white light shot up into the sky, dispersing the dark clouds in the night sky and opening a hole that was invisible to the naked eye.

A floating figure in white clothes appeared from inside. The image was the image of Guanyin Bodhisattva commonly known by the public.

"God of Food, you were originally a deity in charge of cooking. Because you violated the rules of heaven, you were banished to the mortal world to suffer. Today you have re-understood the true meaning of food. Just now when you cooked that bowl of rice... God of Food, you have completed your merits today, and you can return to your position as a deity after this life.

The great god's speech was interrupted by Uncle Da, who did not believe that there was a god above his head, and he was transformed into a dog.

……

"Gods really do exist?" Qiao Qiao said in silence as he looked at the figure wrapped in the flashing white light.

Although he had guessed that there were many old stories here, and he could even confirm the existence of the immortal gods from the fact that the Holy Lord was sealed...

However, Qiao Qiao, who had never seen them with his own eyes, always believed that they had a lifespan and would die of old age.

And now, the gods come on the scene.

only……

Qiao Qiao did not think that the abilities displayed by Bodhisattva Guanyin were very strong.

Qiao Qiao didn't feel any sense of oppression.

Floating, white light, hallucination, or white light penetrating the body, Qiao Qiao believes he can do it.

Transform into a dog? Qiao Qiao can do it with a staff, and can even add a permanent constant.

Qiao Qiao was somewhat disappointed. This was still far from the end point of the immortal breathing that Qiao Qiao had comprehended and continuously evolved and enriched, and the ultimate goal he had envisioned, which was to become an "immortal", a high-dimensional creature that far exceeded human standards...

Moreover, Qiao Qiao always felt it was "very strange"!

He cast his gaze towards the hole behind the great master that was invisible to the naked eye.

"The hole that the gods just came in through is still there. Is the other side the fairyland? Does it mean that I can ascend to heaven if I go in? Is this the mechanism for becoming a fairy in this world?"

When Bodhisattva Guanyin finished the process and was about to turn around and leave, regardless of how much impact her trip had caused on reality, Qiao Qiao had already walked on the moon steps and arrived at the stairs in front of the deity.

"Please stay, Bodhisattva."

Qiao Qiao could learn a lot from the Holy Lord, and he also wanted to know more from the gods in front of him.

In this world that is keen on fighting, Qiao Qiao thought that the best way to understand the opponent is undoubtedly...

"A small mortal would like to ask you for advice." Qiao Qiao laughed.

The god in front of him was stunned for a moment, and then said: "If you and I fight, there will be disasters in the world, and many lives will be destroyed. However, with the donor's invincible strength in the world, I believe he will be interested in the next decision."

"Decision?" Qiao Qiao was stunned for a moment, and then with the help of the god in front of him, he saw a grand parliament.

……

This is the parliament of the gods.

It is held every 1000 years, and gods from all over the world gather together to hold a "Humanity Survival Conference" in heaven.

"Let them perish! After a thousand years, it seems that humans have no intention of reflecting on themselves. It is too troublesome to guide them. It is better to let other animals evolve." Shiva, the god of destruction and creation, was the first to express his opinion.

The goddess of beauty also agreed: "In the past thousand years, the world has only become uglier. The sea is full of garbage, forests are disappearing, and creatures are dying one after another. Human beings are the biggest cancer on the earth."

After the two main gods finished speaking, the lesser gods below all echoed, "Let it end! Let it end!"

Due to the foolish acts committed by mankind, just as all gods unanimously issued a judgment of "the end", the 700 million years of human history is about to come to an end.

At this time, the demigod, half-human Valkyrie Brunhilde raised an objection.

"Pure destruction is not beautiful. Do you want to give humanity a chance?"

What she proposed was the final struggle between gods and humans, that is, "Ragnarok".

Ragnarok is the final war between gods and humans. It is held in the form of thirteen vs. thirteen. The party that wins seven games first will be the final winner. If humans lose seven games, they will definitely usher in the end! If humans win, they can survive for another thousand years.

But it is impossible for humans to defeat gods. This rule was made as a game of the gods. Now, the Valkyrie Brunhilde is being ridiculed for using it as a lifeline for humans.

But he was annoyed by Brunhilde's provocation: "Are you all afraid?"

This sentence touched the reverse scale of the gods. The arrogance of the gods was displayed here, and their divine power would not allow any mortal to challenge it.