Zongman: Simultaneously travel through time and start a one-person chat group

Therefore, Brunhilde and others selected the strongest thirteen people from the 700 million years of human history to fight in the Ragnarok duel.

Can humans surpass the gods and prevent this doomsday?

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"..."

"Donor, I have seen how powerful you are. I would like to invite you to become a participant in the Ragnarok event."

"Aren't all the contestants dead..."

"The living are definitely not impossible. Shakya can help."

Seeing the Bodhisattva in front of him say that person's name so simply, Qiao Qiao was stunned for a moment, and finally understood.

"It turns out to be the Valkyrie of the End..." Qiao Qiao couldn't help but complain.

The Sakyamuni mentioned by the Bodhisattva is probably the Buddha who was promoted from a mortal to a god.

No wonder I feel that the so-called gods and Buddhas are not as powerful as I imagined, and the gods in front of me are not that powerful either.

It turns out that the gods of this world are Valkyrie of the End, an anime in which gods fight humans.

It can be said that it has brought about a new genre in comics - the quick-style Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong mode.

It abandoned the story of the ancient 403 generations of heroes fighting each other that was laid out in the long plot of Type-Moon, and chose to simply create an arena and let a bunch of gods fight with humans, which attracted countless readers.

And when Valkyrie of the End became popular, a series of animations about Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong were born one after another, such as the Battle of the Generals of the East Country, the Battle of Witches, and the Battle of Heroes from Another World. The list is too numerous to count.

Qiao Qiao felt that this situation in the world was somewhat unexpected, but it was still somewhat unexpected...

Why? Because since everyone in this world is passionate about fighting, the higher classes might be the same.

"Brothers, gods have appeared here... However, these gods seem to be different from what I expected..." Qiao Qiao felt

It once became a hot topic, but was severely criticized due to its poor plot.

Lu Bu Fengxian was the strongest hero during the Three Kingdoms period, or we could say he was the strongest human being at that time... He used the entire world of the Three Kingdoms period as a stepping stone, and then gave it to the god Thor.

Although Thor did not make an exception, with the subsequent plots such as Sasaki Kojiro angrily slashing Poseidon, Raiuemon angrily beating the God of Destruction Shiva, and Hercules being defeated by the Fog Night Killer, Lu Bu's situation in the first game was quite worrying.

Even Okita Souji was included in the competition list...

In short, it makes people feel that this comic is just stepping on various heroes and praising various island characters.

Fortunately, Qin Shi Huang saved a point, but Qiao Qiao just didn't understand that if the Qin Shi Huang in this world was so strong, how strong was Jing Ke who was chasing him around the pillar? Why didn't the Valkyrie take out Jing Ke! .

336. Zongman Qiaoqiao: The definition of God, such a weak God

In short, Qiao Qiao received this invitation to the Ragnarok which concerns the survival of mankind.

At the same time, he also got the secrets of this world, and in an instant he tested the Bodhisattva in front of him.

Qiao Qiao could only say that it was worthy of being a world of anime that advocated fighting.

The rogue Buddha Shakyamuni in the Last Valkyrie fought with others with weapons, but if the Bodhisattva in white fluttering robes in front of him really fought, he could also use some fighting skills.

After a brief exchange of blows, Qiao Qiao, who had already picked too many martial artists, knew that this was "Kaalipayat", the ancient Indian judo of "Tenur Veda".

Because Qiao Qiao had fought with such an ancient Indian martial artist before.

"I am truly impressed by your ability, donor. I sincerely hope that you can participate in Ragnarok and do your part to save the people." And the fight between them made the gods realize that the human being before them was so terrifying... He could actually fight with the gods.

However, it was obvious that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva could not stay in the human world for long, and she hurriedly returned to the so-called realm of gods through the gradually shrinking hole.

Because from it, Qiao Qiao knew that once the gods missed this hole in the lower world, no matter how powerful the gods were, they would not be able to open the hole and return to the divine world, but could only wander in the mortal world.

"The human world is particularly resistant to gods."

This was indeed the first time that Qiao Qiao came into contact with the gods of this world, and he came to many conclusions.

Although the Bodhisattva Guanyin in this world is also a master of fighting, he is not a ruthless and aggressive god of war.

Instead, he is a very gentle and compassionate god who practices martial arts and cultivates his mind.

This is a good thing and a bad thing.

This made Qiao Qiao frown. After all, if those weird gods who wanted to cleanse the earth were not good people.

The moment Qiao Qiao appears in the so-called divine realm, he can open fire at full speed and start a killing spree.

It's already the Ragnarok of the Gods, so why would anyone care about a one-on-one fight between gods and humans?

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Martial artists communicate with their hearts through their fists, and from this brief exchange, Qiao Qiao did infer a lot of things.

What a weak god.

For example, the gods in this world are indeed not as powerful as one imagines.

However, it is not as weak as I think.

The weakness of the gods is the upper limit of what Qiao Qiao can achieve now that he is fully armed, while the strength of the gods is the upper limit of what any human being in this world can achieve.

From the very beginning, the physical body is completely separated from the physical body that mortals cultivate with great effort.

The lowest point among the gods is already the top martial artists, especially those who rely on talent and physical strength but have no skills.

Just like what Qiao Qiao did to Fanma Yongjiro not long ago, from his special moves, Ghost Cry and God Howl, Killing God Blow, it can be seen that Yongjiro does not look down on gods.

The outcome of facing this group of gods is unknown, but I think... it will be tough.

"So, in the Last Valkyrie, the Valkyries and humans need to work together to defeat the gods..."

The [Lotus Rebirth] technique prepared to defeat the gods can transform the Valkyrie into various weapons and entrust them to humans. The shattering of the Valkyrie is basically equivalent to the death of the martial artist.

why?

Because there is already a gap between humans and gods simply in terms of configuration, the Valkyrie [Yilian Reborn] helps humans to narrow the gap and allow both sides to fight on a more equal footing.

Yes, more equal.

In the original work, even the strongest Valkyrie and the strongest human are at an absolute disadvantage against the true top gods.

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"Speaking of gods, that demon..."

When Qiao Qiao thought about this, he couldn't help but take out the confused soul of the Holy Lord that had been captured by the Soul-Judging Generals and was placed among the three corpses.

"..."

Then, Qiao Qiao suddenly discovered that the Holy Lord of this world was not so pitifully weak.

According to common sense, demons are enemies of gods.

If they are to be enemies of each other, the gap between them must not be too big.

Otherwise, it would be a one-sided crushing, with one side dominating the other. How could they be called enemies?

Therefore, the demons relative to gods are also around this level.

"If we make an analogy, the ability displayed by Guanyin Bodhisattva just now should be about the same as the Holy Lord's level, or even much weaker. After all, the Holy Lord of the Twelve Talismans in his prime was indeed not weak..."

Qiao Qiao deduced, and being able to know the answer from the Holy Lord's mouth was exactly as Qiao Qiao expected.

As demons who are enemies of the gods, they are even more powerful. Otherwise, the fate they face should not be just being sealed in the cracks of their own "hell", but being completely destroyed.

"If this is the basic argument, let me think about it. The Holy Lord's big devil brother Zhulan has the powerful ability to change the moon. If we infer this in reverse, a powerful god must be able to reach this level."

This made Qiao Qiao dispel his previous disappointment - because the gods and immortals in this world were completely different from the high-dimensional creatures that Qiao Qiao wanted to achieve. They looked like a group of martial artists with special abilities.

"Even so, these gods are still able to call themselves gods. After all, from a human perspective, they are extremely powerful and omnipotent. More importantly, they have the authority to destroy humanity and initiate Noah's Flood to cleanse the earth."

Of course, in Qiao Qiao's opinion, this group of gods is not very good.

However, they are like some overly shrewd programmers who left themselves a simple and convenient backdoor when they first developed the system and program to facilitate various operations in the future.

And this world-destroying flood is obviously just like that.

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At this time, with the departure of the deity Guanyin Bodhisattva, the audience in the venue rubbed their eyes as if waking up from a dream, confirming that they must have just had a very long dream.

"Is this just a dream?"

"Yes! I must have been dreaming just now. I dreamed that I was watching the God of Food Conference, and then I saw a Bodhisattva Guanyin floating above."

Amid the heated discussion among the audience, the parties at the core of the matter, no, the two people and the dog couldn't help but look at each other.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Tang Niu and Stephen Zhou looked at each other, then lowered their heads to look at the pug on the ground, and then looked at each other silently again.

Tang Niu put the trophy back very sincerely, with a simple smile on his face: "Boss, I was just joking before, don't take it too seriously. God of Cookery, I will return the title of God of Cookery to you immediately."

Of course, Tang Niu must be in a very... shit mood.

"Damn it, this world is too deep and too dark! I, Tang Niu, just wanted to be the God of Cookery, but Stephen Chow was chosen as the God of Cookery by the Great God!"

"It's already been decided. If you, Avalokitesvara, come out and tell me, I will definitely agree. Why are you going on a secret visit?"

If an elephant saw the truth, he would be drowned in the aquarium.

Thinking of this, Tang Niu immediately decided: "Fuck, screw my dream of being a chef. I don't want to be a chef anymore! I want to be a monk! I want to shave my head again and become a monk, always accompanying the Buddha with a green lamp..."

Why do you want to be a god of food? This world is too complicated. The kitchen in Shaolin Temple is safer!

Tang Niu gave up the game.

The host turned around and looked at Stephen Zhou, who shuddered unconsciously.

Chance, becoming a god, envy? Pah! Whoever wants to be the God of Food can be the God of Food. He is weak and feeble-skinned, unable to stand and unable to bear.

Without saying a word, Stephen Zhou, dressed as Hua Yingxiong, turned around and ran towards the window, going back to where he came from.

The two of them hurriedly left this place where they saw ghosts, no! Where gods appeared.

But then I heard the sound of a gong.

"You two, the game is not over yet."

Qiao Qiao slowly came down the stairs and pointed at the eight legendary kitchen utensils placed on the table to test Tang Niu, saying, "I have waited so long just to see if the God of Cookery who is born can use these kitchen utensils to cook dishes that satisfy me."

Stephen Zhou only discovered these legendary kitchen utensils at this time. He was stunned for a while before saying with a nostalgic meaning: "It turns out that these kitchen utensils fell into your hands in this life."

Stephen Chow's appearance also forced Qiao Qiao to look at it in the context of the current anime worldview.

"You're not saying that these things were brought by the God of Food when he was cast down to earth, or that you forged them with meteorites from outer space."

"Yes, but no. It should be that I once had it... I heard it clearly just now. Let me ask you, Poseidon, will you represent mankind in the Ragnarok competition next time?" Stephen Zhou suddenly asked seriously.

"Of course. And I also want to ask, are you Stephen Chow? Or the God of Cookery?"

Qiao Qiao's simple question was too sharp for Stephen Zhou.

Stephen Chow is a man and the God of Cookery is a god. One man and one god represent two completely different positions.

Listening to this, Stephen Zhou smiled and said, "Everyone is a food god. Guess why I broke the law?"

Stephen Chow, no, as the God of Food, but more as the God of Kitchen, he is confirmed to be on the side of humans.

Stephen Zhou picked up the Yongling Knife and said, “Since I have these old friends in hand, it is God’s will. I am a cook, and all I can do is to help you cook.”

"In that case, I have good news for you."

"Good news, what good news?"

"Not only did your beloved turkey survive, but it turned out to be a blessing in disguise and suddenly became beautiful."

Stephen Zhou's pupils suddenly shook violently.

Even though his face was expressionless, the Eternal Spirit Sword in his hand was still vibrating. He pretended to be disdainful and said, "Beautiful? How beautiful can a turkey be... I don't believe it unless you can tell me how beautiful it is."

"How beautiful..." Qiao Qiao smiled mysteriously and said, "You can refer to the Bodhisattva Guanyin who just came..."

“…” Stephen Zhou was silent, and the Yongling Knife in his hand almost fell on the knife board. As a god of food, it naturally understood what this reference meant.

"Tang Niu, don't run either!" After being called by Qiao Qiao, Tang Niu, who had just jumped out of the door, hesitated for a while and immediately walked back with a sad face.

"Master Poseidon, I will follow your orders."