Chapter 144 Saitama

“Speaking of which recently, the line of sight peeping at me hasn’t disappeared. Could it be that I was really caught by a stalker?”

Saitama walked on the road, always feeling that if there was a gaze falling on him, he only needs to turn his head, that gaze will disappear for a short time.



“Oh, I became a hero because of my interest three years ago. So far, I have defeated many evil people. It is not surprising that some people will resent me. It’s okay to be hated, but this feeling of resentment and anger, If you want it to evolve into a kind of distorted love, like what is expressed on TV, how should I face it?”

“Homosexuality is reasonable, and homosexuality is innocent!”

“Homosexuality should not be discriminated against!”

“Homosexuality also needs human rights!”

While Saitama was in a daze, a large group of marchers carrying various gay slogans came across the street.

“Comrade, take a look at our leaflet. Homosexuality is not as unbearable as you think, and even has an indescribable refreshing and unstoppable touch.” A stubborn man in a prison uniform covered Saitama with a stubble face. Posted a gay flyer and proclaimed, “Homosexuality is the future!”

Saitama stared at the gay flyer in his hand, and sighed for a long time. How can I accept this… twisted love?

Jenos always followed Saitama’s steps closely, his electronic eyes fixed on the leaflet in Saitama’s hand, thoughtfully, took out his notebook and quickly wrote: “Don’t treat the enemy differently!”

“Comrade, follow us to promote it, and finally we have gifts to give away.”

“gift?”

Saitama’s eyes lit up and shouted, “Homosexuality is innocent, homosexuality is reasonable!”

Slap!

The pen in Jenos’s hand fell off, and he frowned, thinking carefully whether he would continue to apprentice, me, Jenos, a virgin!

However, thinking of the strength of his enemy, he gritted his teeth and picked up the water-based pen, tilted his head for a moment, and wrote: “Teacher… gay, I will need to learn about laundry, cooking and other housework in the future.”

“Comrades, shout harder. When the parade is over, we will give a gay magazine as a small gift!”

Saitama looked dumbfounded, gay magazine?

He turned his head and left, and he can’t keep up with the supermarket sale!

After a while, he hasn’t even gone to the supermarket.

“Ah!!! There are weirdos!”

“Wow, Scarlett Johansson, you will never escape from my palm.”

An arrogant laugh spread far across the street.

“Help!”

A blonde girl with a delicate appearance, a hot body and a fashionable dress staggered out of the cafe, followed by a real weird person behind her.

The head of the weirdo is a video camera, the chest is a camera, the left and right are recording pens, and the right hand is a tracker. The whole body is composed of various paparazzi equipment.

“Is that Scarlett Johansson?”

“That’s right, the female star who plays the strongest human in the League of Legends and the wife of the emperor.”

“Unexpectedly, the female celebrity actually went to this small cafe for coffee.”

The citizens watched the scene of chicken flying and dog jumping in astonishment. After a while, eh, that’s not right, it’s a weirdo! They finally reacted and started crying and running away.

“Everyone, run!”

“Notify the Heroes Association.”

“Cherish life and stay away from female stars.”

“Crack!”

The weird man followed the blonde, the camera above his head was turned on, and the camera on his chest flashed continuously during continuous shooting, and pictures were taken out.

“You can’t escape. I’m a stalker. Since becoming a member of the paparazzi, I have painstakingly studied all kinds of tracking skills. I became a weird person because of being too persistent. , At least my tracking technology has greatly improved.”

The stalker chased the blonde girl, turning a blind eye to other people.

“Hey, you are not stalking, you are chasing!”

Suddenly an affirmative word came out of the screaming crowd.

The stalking demon suddenly exploded, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and said angrily: “Who? Which bastard dares to question this uncle’s tracking technology? I want to kill you.”

“its me!”

Saitama squeezed to and fro among the fleeing crowd, his bare head bobbing and shaking like a tumbler.



“Huh, finally came out.”

After a while, Saitama came out of the crowd, let out a sigh of relief, and looked refreshed.

“Are you a weirdo too? A bitter weirdo?”

The stalker looked at the braised egg head squeezing out the crowd in confusion. Is this guy of the same kind?

“No, I am a hero.” Saitama clasped his chest and laughed, “I am a hero of interest.”

“Heroes? I know you… Scavengers who specialize in killing weirdos. Speaking of which, I’m still going to follow Scarlett Johansson, the most famous female star, and follow the strongest man…”

Before the stalker had finished speaking, a fist in his eyes suddenly enlarged and reached his head in an instant.

Hey, whose fist is this? so big!

boom!

Headshot with a punch, extremely bloody.

Saitama shook his gloves wet with some meat, and muttered, “I’ve said it a long time ago. The supermarket sales won’t keep up. You still talk so much.”

“Huh, thank you… thank you for saving me.”

Scarlett Johansson looked at Saitama slightly panting, her gorgeous pretty face full of gratitude.

“You’re welcome.”

Saitama shook his head and turned to catch the supermarket sale.

Scarlett Johansson saw Saitama go without hesitation, her beautiful eyes lit up, she was bright, powerful, and handsome, oh~

She was inexplicably emotional, and under the rippling spring heart, she hurriedly shouted, “This hero, I wonder if I will be lucky enough to invite you to play flute with you tonight?”

Saitama took a meal, then waved his hand, “No time.” Now people are getting stingy, and for the kindness of life-saving, they are reluctant to invite me to a cabbage hot pot, but instead invite me to play flute? I won’t, let’s talk about it, it’s better to go home and listen to music. The operation is simple and nice.

Slap!

Janos’ pen fell to the ground again.

“Huh~”

He took a deep breath and wrote down in his notebook, “Teacher… gay +1.”

“Hey, Tongdi, did you find it?”

King looked weakly at the Tong Di carefully observing the surroundings. According to his wishes, he should stay in Yayuan to play games. Who knows Tong Di said, “Uncle King’s observation ability, reaction ability and inference ability are very good, so I should help. “, so that he can’t vomit, why don’t I know I’m so awesome?

“Uncle King, where’s the sexy prisoner? Why isn’t it in the car?”

“Oh, he seems to be attending a gay parade nearby.”

“What? The sexy prisoner man is just lazy.”

In the car, the chain toad was driving, Shinsō was sitting in the co-pilot, King was sitting in the back seat, Tong Di frowned and thought about something, Banggu and Super Alloy Black Light stayed in the elegant garden to learn!

“Ah, weirdo, run.”

“Everyone, run, and notify the Heroes Association.”

“Hero, where’s the hero?”

Some citizens rushed out of the street in a panic.

“Huh? Someone seems to be showing up?”

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