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Chapter 53 Master Zuo, Trying to Cut His Mid Lane

"Going to Zatanna now to ask her if she knows elemental magic seems like the wrong time."

"Zatana's strength is much weaker than in the manga. She just debuted? Hmm... but her figure is much better than in the manga."

"Selena's flexibility is beyond imagination; apart from a pharyngeal insufficiency, she is practically perfect."

"Harley didn't swallow, but she's not as big as Zatanna and not as flexible as Selena, but she's better in all aspects."

"Poison Ivy didn't swallow it, so she can't get pregnant. She has excellent looks and a great personality. Before the Green of All Things becomes powerful..."

He's practically a perfect scorer.

"Xuexi's temperament is not as good as Ivy's, but she has a perfect image and loves to wear makeup. Moreover, the contrast of her celebrity status is more exciting. By the way, she likes to exercise while wearing all kinds of gorgeous dresses, which is a plus."

"Cindy is a silent yet passionate person. I can use my willpower to refuse others, but I can't refuse Cindy."

This is a kind of game-changing blow to others.

Connors watched as "Catwoman" Selena peered into the ruins from a short distance away, her thoughts shifting from the incredibly soft touch she had experienced during her recent space mission to other things.

This is a battlefield, and it's only thanks to the reverse healing magic that Connors has just learned that he can leisurely eat sunflower seeds while watching the superheroes fight and admiring the graceful figure of "Catwoman" Selena.

This leads to a problem:

With his speed ability, the Flash, Barry, ran back and forth between his lieutenant Fiona and Connors. It looked as if there were two Barries on the battlefield at the same time, one fighting and the other talking nonsense.

He did it for no other reason than to satisfy his curiosity:

"Dude, who are you anyway? You seem even more relaxed than me!"

"Dude, Wayne said you're even more mysterious than he imagined. What exactly is your superpower?"

"Dude, I'm Barry the Flash, the fastest man in the world. What's your title?"

"Dude."

Connors couldn't take it anymore. He, a Chinese gossip enthusiast with his own gossip-eating system, was now being gossiped about by "The Flash" Barry.

The main problem is that this guy not only ate his own melon seeds, but also used his super speed to do something mischievous, snatching a handful of seeds from my hand, and then complaining after he finished eating them:

"This melon is no good."

"No, buddy," Connors said, somewhat amused, "we're limited by circumstances, so please make do."

Just as "Superman" Clark was kind to Connors because of his reminder, Connors also had a good impression of "The Flash" Barry, who was just like the sunny boy in the TV series.

This good impression plummeted when the sunflower seeds were stolen, but rose to its peak when Barry somehow got his hands on some soda.

But this also reminded Connors that now is not the time to appreciate beautiful women, but rather to focus on enjoying the gossip.

So he dropped the sunflower seeds, grabbed his soda, and using "Kusama," "Little Trick," and "Precision Control," he ran onto the Battank and patted Kryptonian Sergeant Namek on the waist:

"What are you doing, little horse overturning big cart?"

Namek is considered quite large for a Kryptonian, but the Battank is even larger; Connors felt he had used the right words.

Distracted by the constantly ringing sonic weapon, Namek, a Kryptonian who was about to dismantle it, glanced down at Connors and kicked him, leaving Connors' right leg a bloody mess.

Connors neither dodged nor evaded, taking the attack squarely. His ability to withstand pain, pushed to the limits of human endurance, prevented him from fainting. Instead, he used "Athena's Vision" to adjust the angle at which he was launched.

brush!

As he flew through the air, not a single drop of the iced cola in his hand spilled thanks to "precise control," and Connors plummeted toward the direction where his adjutant Fiona was.

Before landing, his severed leg was restored to normal thanks to the combination of "reverse magic" and "healing magic." Namek was also rapidly recovering, but Batman seized the opportunity to fire a cannon shot, sending him flying as well. Connors, still in mid-air, smiled and waved to Namek.

"What a coincidence, you're flying too?"

Namek seemed to be a man of few words as well, ignoring Connors' greetings and trying to adjust his landing posture in mid-air, but still fell flat on his face.

In contrast, Connors, who flew towards his adjutant Fiona vs. The Flash Barry, was much more elegant, landing safely without spilling a single drop of his soda.

His purpose in adjusting his angle to fly here was twofold: first, to observe the situation, and second, because he happened to need Barry's help with something, and he immediately spoke up after landing:

"Barry, can you send me to Superman and Zod?"

The Flash, Barry, used his speed to make his lieutenant Fiona unable to fight back for a time, but this dashing and sarcastic Kryptonian lady simply ignored everything and charged forward recklessly, relying on sheer luck.

This has led to the following phenomenon:

Batman vs. Namek: The two sides barely moved an inch from one position to the other, with Namek seemingly engaged in a siege warfare scenario.

Batman, on the other hand, is playing tower defense.

Superman vs. Zod: The two Kryptonians fought from the sky to the ground and back to the sky, with no fixed battlefield. Flash vs. Fiona: One of them chose a direction and charged straight ahead, regardless of whether it was ruins or something else, and just charged in headfirst. Meanwhile, Barry was running alongside them, harassing them, and still managing to chat with Connors in between.

Upon hearing Connors suggest sending him away, "The Flash" Barry didn't hesitate. Golden lightning swiftly covered most of Metropolis before sending Connors there.

Even as he was leaving, this guy didn't forget to snatch the unfinished soda from Connors' hand, leaving behind a message:

"I need to replenish my energy."

So the soda wasn't for me? Barry was treating me like a connoisseur – Connors chuckled, not bothering to argue with Barry, and turned his attention to those around him:

"Master Zuo, try to cut into his mid lane."

Barry brought Connors to Zod's side, and they're practically side by side now.

General Zod was not startled by the sudden appearance of someone beside him; he simply instinctively swung his fist, then pulled it back halfway through.

He recognized who was beside him. Having learned from his previous experience of being injured after taking the initiative, General Zod decided to wait for Connors to make the first move.

But Connors was just there to watch the show; he had no intention of intervening at all, and even flicked General Zod's heavy armor with his finger.

"Aren't you hot wearing that?"

"It shouldn't be hot," Barry said again as he ran over, then slipped away once more.

Zod: "...—".

As a Kryptonian general his entire life, when has Zod ever felt so aggrieved?

Of the four people present, one was Karl, whose strength was equal to his, one was so fast that he couldn't catch up, and one stayed in place to play tower defense.

These were manageable, but what really bothered him was Connors, who was standing beside him, curiously examining his armor. He couldn't attack Connors at all; attacking him would be like attacking himself.

Perhaps I should try to tear him to pieces—General Zod thought to himself, and his hands and feet moved quickly, but before he could make a move on Connors, "Superman" Clark flew over and punched him, pinning him to the ground.

"Superman" Clark had just fought Zod all the way to the sky and discovered that the huge Kryptonian spaceship had disappeared, realizing that Connors had not lied to him.

In addition, Connors seemed to know quite a bit about him, and had previously advised him to hide his mother well.

Even though Clark knew that Connors seemed unlikely to be injured or killed, he didn't want his friend to get hurt.

Barry, the "Flash," is even more simple-minded.

Although they didn't talk much, Connors's unwarranted kindness towards The Flash, Barry, was palpable to this sunny boy, so he would occasionally come over to check on Connors while he and his adjutant Fiona were running together.

With Barry's help, Connors had no worries about not being able to keep up with Superman and Zod's battles, which went from sky to earth.

With the help of reverse healing magic, "Superman" Clark, and "The Flash" Barry, Connors is thoroughly enjoying the drama.

[Today's Gossip: A Day in the Metropolis]

The system is faithfully recording what is happening at this moment. Due to Connors' influence, the entire galaxy's engines were thrown into the sun without damaging the city.

Zod and Superman's battle took place primarily in the ruins, thanks to Superman's conscious restraint.

Gotham didn't need protection, so Batman rushed to the scene, bringing with him the Flash.

Catwoman and Zatanna were also brought by Connors.

With the addition of "Superman" Clark, the battle has a significant impact and involves a large number of participants, so it's foreseeable that the rewards for watching this spectacle will be beyond imagination.