Uchiha, but a Brahmin!
Chapter 266 Hundreds of millions of people, not a single one can meet the requirements.
He was actually unaware of what was happening on Earth. After all, he couldn't possibly keep his eyes on the tiny Midgard all the time, watching a group of weak mortals eat and drink. He wasn't that idle or bored.
During this time, he only took a quick look to make sure Thor was still alive and there were no major problems, and that was about it.
If he truly knew everything, saw everything, and could receive all information, he wouldn't just be the simple gatekeeper of Asgard, but an omniscient and omnipotent being.
"What happened to Thor? He doesn't look like the God of Thunder at all!"
Heimdall, recalling Thor's recent behavior, felt utterly bewildered and speechless.
Playing cards, spinning tops, going crazy every day, shouting things like "My fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens," playing video games, swearing, watching anime, following series, watching movies, reading novels, and running ten kilometers every day, doing a hundred push-ups and a hundred squats, constantly wondering why he hasn't gone bald yet...
In short, the current Thor is completely different from the Thor of the past. He is now completely immersed in Earth's entertainment and has lost all semblance of the Thor he once was.
"King of Gods, you've miscalculated. Hopefully, it's not too late. Hopefully, Thor's despair is just a temporary moment of giving up!"
Heimdall didn't pay much attention to the changes on Earth. His main focus was still on Thor, and he would only check on him each time to make sure Thor was alright. As for the specifics of the situation and why Thor had become like this, he didn't really know much about it.
No, actually he felt he understood. He had just seen Thor kneeling before Mjolnir that day, looking utterly dejected.
He roughly understood why Thor was like this; he was heartbroken and had given up on himself.
He has become completely immersed in the entertainment of Earthlings and has turned into a shut-in.
At least, that's how Heimdall sees it.
He had no idea that the special dimension that had caused their god-king to be seriously injured and fall into a coma originated from Midgard and spread from there. After all, it was like nuclear fusion technology appearing in a small village. What does it mean for the villagers to share nuclear fusion technology with you? How could such a thing be possible!
Moreover, Midgard, although nominally part of Asgard, is no ordinary small town; it is guarded by a great mage, making it difficult for him to spy on it.
……
Right now, on Earth.
Thor is currently training, doing 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10-kilometer run every day, and he can't turn on the air conditioning even when it's hot. This is currently the most popular and simplest form of exercise on Earth, and it's also a proven and feasible method of training.
After all, Saitama obtained unimaginable power using this method. What, you say this is something from a manga and that Saitama doesn't exist in reality?
It's hardly a proven and effective training method.
Ha, what a joke! What evidence do you have that this method can't grant power like Saitama's?
Is there any evidence?
What?! You can't take things in comics seriously?! Subspace and chakra are real! We're all human, so why do you think things in comics are fake? That's so superficial and ridiculous!
That's why countless people have started using this method to exercise, and going bald is a victory.
Unfortunately, although this training method seems simple, it is very difficult for ordinary people and almost impossible to complete. Don't underestimate a hundred push-ups; an ordinary person simply cannot complete them.
In particular, this is not a one-time thing, but requires persistence. You have to train like this every day. If an ordinary person does this, it's practically suicide.
As for why you can't do it all at once, you have to adapt and gradually increase the intensity, starting with ten push-ups and slowly increasing to one hundred push-ups, one hundred squats, one hundred sit-ups, or a ten-kilometer run.
That wouldn't fit the character's established image. Saitama did it for the first time and stuck with it for a long time. He didn't have to go through an adaptation process. Even if his bones broke and his muscles dissolved, he would still persevere.
This definitely requires great perseverance, and even a tough life. What, group assignments?
Make ten at a time, and finish them slowly throughout the day?
Bullshit! This doesn't fit the setting. You're a complete waste, lacking the will to risk everything, and you think you can complete this training method through such a shortcut? Dream on! How could you possibly obtain the power of your contracted teacher like this!
Saitama is the kind of person who does it all in one go, without interruption, even if it means death or his bones creaking.
This is the true setting. All that talk about slow adaptation, constantly increasing intensity, grouping, and even self-cultivation is nonsense. It doesn't fit the setting at all and is not Saitama's training method.
As a result, many people suffered from rhabdomyolysis and kidney failure and were hospitalized in a short period of time. After being popular for a while, the popularity of this exercise method gradually declined.
Not everyone is Saitama; ordinary people can't use this method at all. But does that mean that ordinary people can use it?
After all, Saitama is just an ordinary person in a sub-healthy state when he's training; he's not some kind of strongman.
It can be said that, given the small Saitama training method and the small Earth, very few people can meet the requirements to continuously train.
According to netizens' analysis, this training method must meet the following requirements.
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First, one must be an ordinary person who has not undergone any training.
Secondly, during training, each training method must be completed in one go without stopping, without grouping, and without adaptive training.
Second, the number cannot be less than one hundred. If it is said to be one hundred, then it must be one hundred. If it is said to be ten kilometers, then it must be ten kilometers.
Third, you can't use air conditioning, and you must eat bananas for breakfast.
Fourth, you must persevere, persevere, persevere like crazy. Whether you have a cold or are sick, whether it's windy, rainy, or scorching hot outside, you must persevere, rain or shine, every single day.
These conditions seem very simple, but in reality, almost no one can meet them; they are simply impossible to achieve!
"pity……"
Thor sighed after finishing his training. (End of Chapter)
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