The talkative raven in the world of American comics

Chapter 147 Surprise!

The LEGO universe.

In a bright blue lake, a small yellow duck-shaped motorboat floats on the water, with two small figures inside.

Jason and the Lego Batman sat facing each other under the same umbrella.

"So you mean you want to have a chat with Batman?"

"Right... By the way, could you please not use the third person to say your name? It's really weird!"

After Jason finished speaking, he couldn't help but look up again. Ji Mu Ya Ya's tears were like a free and unstoppable faucet, flowing non-stop!

"Hey! What's wrong with you?! Can you please stop crying?!?"

"Waaaaaah... You're so mean... Waaaaaah..."

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"Oz!"

"Waaaaaah, I'm so sorry, Yaya, don't cry anymore!"

The tap was shut off instantly, and Oz's figure, which had been flying in mid-air, fell down and landed in the lake made of his tears.

Jason had no choice but to pull Oz out of the water and hold him in his arms.

Oz is definitely in trouble!

Jason thought to himself, and then the Lego Batman sitting opposite him suddenly stood up and pulled out two C-shaped hands out of thin air.

The idyllic lake scene vanished instantly, and they returned to the initial nighttime rooftop scene.

pat.

Jason plopped down on the ground, the little yellow duck somehow disappearing into the LEGO Batman suit.

"This fits Batman's style better; the sunlight was too bright earlier, more suitable for Superman," said the LEGO Batman.

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Just as Jason was about to say something, the Lego Batman suddenly tugged at his cape and looked in a certain direction.

"Quiet Gotham is usually no place of good news, have you noticed? Of course, I'm not talking about this stranger, I'm referring to..."

"Batman! It's me, the Joker! The criminal you hate most is back!!!!"

Suddenly, a car horn sounded from the street below, and a red horn larger than the car itself was placed on its hood.

The loudspeaker pulsed, sometimes louder, sometimes softer, continuing to blare, "Batman! Where are you?!"

Lego Batman flicked his cape, turned to look where Jason had been, and found that the guy was nowhere to be found!

Only the crow lay on the ground, and then it started to shed tears again.

"Waaaaaah, Crow has been abandoned... Waaaaaah!"

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This time, it was LEGO Batman's turn to be bewildered; he narrowed his eyes, which shone like light bulbs.

"Someone actually dared to play the disappearance of Batman in front of Batman..."

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Inside the street.

Two small figures were on the rapidly moving assembly vehicle.

The LEGO clown, perched on the roof of the car, glanced down at the LEGO Harley Quinn and laughed, "Drive faster, Little Red, and Batman will be here in his Batmobile soon!"

"No problem, Pudding!"

Lego Harley slammed on the gas, and the speed of the assembled car suddenly surged, speeding down the street.

The two kids were speeding through the streets of Gotham City when they saw what was happening, and many Lego residents raised their hands and ran away.

And the LEGO clown loves to see them panic.

Only in this way can it be proven that he is the supervillain that Batman hates the most!

Hahahaha!!!

The Lego clown hummed to himself, and then the driver, Xiao Hong, suddenly slammed on the brakes!

He wasn't wearing a seatbelt properly and was immediately thrown out, tumbling on the ground and making a clattering sound as the building blocks collided.

The LEGO clown C twisted its head, which had been spinning too much, and angrily scolded Little Red: "How do you drive a car?!"

LEGO Harley pointed behind the LEGO Clown and exclaimed, "That lunatic is staying put! He won't move!"

"What do you mean by 'make way'? This is a children's work; there won't be any gory scenes!!!"

"Yeah?"

The LEGO clown suddenly found himself being grabbed by the head and lifted up.

His face flipped over: "A bat..."

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The LEGO clown looked puzzled: "Wait, you're not Bat—Ouch! Kid, you've made my parts fall out!!!"

It turned out that while he was speaking, Jason had already slammed him to the ground and then forcefully pulled on the Lego clown's arm.

"Why can't you, you damn scum, just live in peace forever?!"

Boo!

Jason pulled one of the Lego clown's hands out.

The LEGO clown exclaimed in shock: "Tear someone's arm off? Isn't that a bit inappropriate for children?!"

By the way, who are you?!

Just as the LEGO clown was about to get up and run away, he was hit on the head with a hammer by the detached C-shaped arm, and stars immediately appeared around his head.

Then he discovered that his other arm had also been pulled out by the man.

Just as he was about to hurl a few curses, his head was ripped off.

Jason held the Lego clown's head in front of him, only to witness a bizarre scene.

The LEGO clown has a pitiful face with tears glistening in its eyes, like a poor little dog.

"Why would you resort to such bloody methods when the worldview is clearly that of a minor?"

Not only was the Lego Joker confused, but even Jason himself was bewildered!

After severing both of its arms and its head in one go, why can this thing still talk?

"Waaaaaah! Let go of my pudding!!!!"

Lego Harley jumped out of the car, carrying a mallet bigger than herself, and ran toward Jason with a clattering sound.

"6

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What a fucking weird universe!

Jason thought to himself, then put down the Lego clown's head and immediately launched it into the air.

Boo!

The LEGO clown's head traced a graceful arc in mid-air before crashing into LEGO Harley, smashing her to pieces and scattering bricks everywhere.

The scene became even more bizarre...

Jason couldn't help but slap his head, making several loud, rattling noises.

He suddenly felt like he was dreaming, as if he had died long ago in the clown's crowbar and shouldn't be experiencing these things now.

This was a nightmare for him!

Oz, what's wrong with you?!

pat.

Jason heard a sound of building blocks hitting the ground behind him. He turned around and saw the LEGO Batman carrying Oz.

As soon as Oz saw him, he flew to his shoulder and cried, "How could you abandon Crow? Waaaaaah!" His beak was caught by Jason's C-shaped hand.

"What's wrong with you? You weren't like this before," Jason asked.

"I don't know... I just felt like something ran out..." Oz replied.

Jason sighed.

At that moment, the LEGO Batman walked up to him, arms crossed, his tone somewhat surprised.

"Looks like you've taken care of the escaped clown."

"solve?"

Jason pointed to the pile of building blocks assembling themselves on the ground. "What kind of solution is this?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the pile of building blocks was reassembled, and the LEGO clown reappeared.

"Ta-da!"

The LEGO clown looked aggrieved when he saw the LEGO Batman standing with that strange madman.

"Batman, how can you hang out with this lunatic? He's insane!"

Jason's C-shaped hand suddenly turned into a 0.

The LEGO clown raises his hands: "I think I'll pass. If I build it back and forth a few times, my pieces will get loose..."

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Police cars arrived on this street.

The Lego clown ran towards the other party almost without thinking.

"Help! There's an evil guy here trying to kill Lego toys! I need to go back to prison!!!!!!!!!"

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Then Jason saw the Lego clown obediently get into the police car.

Seemingly noticing his gaze, she quickly stuck out her tongue.

Her face instantly changed, turning into a lovesick expression.

"Batman, I will definitely be back!"

"Wait for me! I haven't gotten on the bus yet!!!"

The LEGO Harley, which she had assembled herself, quickly chased after them and, like the LEGO clown, obediently sat in the police car.

"Oh my God."

This art style is too weird for Jason!

He rubbed his face helplessly, then turned to Oz. "Take me away from here."

"Aww."

"etc!"

The Lego Batman spoke up to stop him.

Jason tilted his head, indicating his incomprehension.

"What's wrong?"

"Weren't you going to chat with me? Are you already leaving?" said the Lego Batman.

Jason sighed first, then said, "Listen, Bruce, I'm completely incompatible with your universe. Even if I wanted to say it, you... you can't give me an answer."

In my own universe, shooting really does kill people, and the act of tearing off someone's limbs while they're still alive is truly bloody.

Here?

It was so damning that he couldn't even put it into words!

"Do you have Robin?" Jason suddenly asked.

"Yes, I have."

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""

The LEGO Batman walked up to him and placed his C-shaped hand on Jason's shoulder. Although the two were the same height, the LEGO Batman seemed to be much taller than him.

"You look troubled. Is something wrong?"

"It's complicated, Bruce."

"There's nothing complicated here."

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The main universe. (Let's call it that for now~)

Gotham.

Gotham is strange today.

During the day, it was shrouded in a thick gray fog, making the whole city seem incredibly oppressive.

That night, after an explosion, Gotham was greeted by a strange presence.

A strange green-feathered crow.

The night seemed to grow even darker.

But this time, the honest and kind-hearted citizens of Gotham didn't feel any darkness at all; instead, they even felt a... joyful atmosphere?

For example, Wayne Tower, a famous landmark in Gotham City at this moment.

It suddenly transformed into a golden, shimmering French fry, standing tall on the earth, reaching straight into the sky.

"What the hell is that?!"

"Obviously, it's French fries."

"Of course I know these are fries, I mean, what the hell is this green crow?!"

Residents on the nearby streets were completely stunned when they saw this scene.

Then, in the next second, the green-skinned raven they had discussed appeared in front of them.

"Tell Lord Raven, what are your dreams?!" asked Oz the Clown.

The two looked at each other, speechless for a moment.

"Why so serious? Tell me! Lord Crow can grant your wish!"

"Um... I've always wanted to wear Batman's costume."

"Granted!"

With a flap of his wings, Oz the Clown transformed the man's clothes into a brand-new bat suit.

Batman excitedly shouted, "Holy crap, they're really coming?!"

Seeing this, the person next to him decisively shouted, "I want to become Superman!"

Then, in the next second, not only did his clothes change, but his entire appearance changed as well.

She wore a blue and red tight-fitting uniform with a bright red pair of underwear over it, and had a small tuft of curly hair.

"The world's best duo, you've got what you're looking for!"

Oz the Clown chuckled and flapped his wings to fly into the sky. Suddenly, he saw four figures appear out of nowhere on the rooftop, staring straight at him.

"Holy crap! There are orphans!"

Oz the Clown covered his head and then suddenly fell down from mid-air.

Batman and his crew rushed back to Gotham without stopping:

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Batgirl was the first to react. She quickly moved to the edge of the rooftop and looked down at Oz the Clown. "What are you doing?! Where's Jason?!"

"Lord Raven is purifying this dark city of Gotham, what do you know, you cripple!"

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The bat girl took a deep breath. She suddenly felt that after the dead crow's feathers turned green, its mouth became even more shrewish.

Why did you become like this?!

"That cripple talks a lot, Lord Crow has slipped away!"

Oz the Clown yelled, and his toes transformed into a rapidly spinning tire, disappearing from the spot in the blink of an eye.

"6

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The bat girl told herself to stay calm and not be influenced by the dead bird's words.

Then she noticed that Batman and Superman were gathered together below. The former was alright, but the latter simply covered his ears with his hands, closed his eyes, and lay down on the spot.

The next second, Batman looked up and shouted, "Help! My friend suddenly turned into this!"

Fortunately, someone reacted faster than Batgirl.

The real Batman appeared beside them at some point, holding a stone that glowed green.

The light from the stone seemed to alleviate Superman's pain considerably, and he soon fainted.

"Is this Kryptonite?" the bootleg Batman asked in confusion.

Batman merely glanced at him and said, "Take off your clothes and go home."

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"...The bootleg Batman swallowed hard. "I still don't understand why you carry around kryptonite. Aren't you and Superman best friends???"

boom!

Batgirl punched the guy in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious.

Then Nightwing and Tim arrived.

Nightwing asked, "Why did this crow suddenly become like this? I remember it wasn't this crazy before, and this guy..."

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Then, Nightwing glanced at the unconscious Superman.

"Has he really become a Kryptonian???"

Batman nodded, and just as he was about to say something, Alfred's voice came through all four of their earpieces at the same time.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I think you need to ask for some outside help. The crows have flown to Arkham Asylum and released all the criminals."

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