The talkative raven in the world of American comics

Chapter 148 Remember the principle of one Batman and one Joker

"Please state the access code."

"Iron Man is so weak!"

"Password correct."

After answering the strange password to the Bat Cave, the uniquely designed Bat fighter jet flew directly into the extended cave, passing through several narrow gaps before finally arriving at a long, narrow walkway helipad.

Jason, inside the fighter jet, overheard Batman's cipher and couldn't help but wonder: "Who's Iron Man?"

"He was originally an unknown guy, but later became famous overnight through movies and became one of the top superheroes alongside Batman. Of course, he's still far from being the greatest Batman of all time, so Batman is the number one superhero!"

The LEGO Batman shook his head as he spoke, while simultaneously parking the Batplane.

Hearing this, the crow Jason was holding whispered, "But he's going to be in Avengers 5, and Superman is the number one superhero, right... He's already announced a sequel, and you don't even know who's playing the new universe..."

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The LEGO Batman head immediately turned around, its lightbulb-sized eyes narrowing slightly.

"What did you say?!"

Crow shrank back and hid in Jason's arms: "Never mind, you and Superman's mother are both named Martha, you're brothers..."

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"Damn it, you've broken the fourth wall so many times now!"

"You started first..."

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"stop!"

Jason pressed one hand on the head of the Lego Batman who came to catch Crow, while his other C hand pinched Crow's beak.

"What the hell are you two talking about???"

"Children shouldn't pry into adult matters!"

The LEGO Batman leaped out of the Batplane and shouted towards the Batcave entrance not far away, "Batman's home!!!"

"Batman is home!!"

"Batman is home!"

The sound echoed through the Batcave, and Jason suddenly felt that the old things in every universe seemed to...

He didn't say anything, he meant to say he was lonely, but soon a voice replied with "Lego Batman".

"Yay! Daddy Bat is home!!!"

A few seconds later, a small figure swayed around in the cave, and then suddenly jumped into the arms of the LEGO Batman.

Jason stared at the figure, his gaze lingering on the letter "R" on the other person's chest.

Lego Robin released the hug and glanced curiously at Jason.

"Hello, my name is Richard, but everyone likes to call me Dick, so you can just call me Dick..." said LEGO Robin.

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Jason's C-shaped hand turned into a 0.

His body trembled uncontrollably for a moment.

He didn't know what he was angry about. Was he annoyed that he was always someone's substitute, or that Dick would always be Batman's beloved Robin, even in other universes?

In short, Jason wasn't in a good mood. He just nodded to Lego Robin and carried Crow into the Batcave.

"Did I say something wrong?"

Lego Robin glanced at Batman and spoke in a weak tone.

"No, Robin, you are very polite. He has something on his mind."

The Lego Batman narrowed his eyes, then patted Robin on the shoulder, telling him to leave first.

"And Batman needs to help him."

After all, it's his own Batcave, and the LEGO Batman is much more familiar with it than Jason.

But this guy knew himself well, and it took him a long time to find the taciturn Jason inside an older model of Batmobile.

The Lego Batman lifted the hood and jumped into Jason's passenger seat, asking casually, "Keeping your worries bottled up will only make you feel worse. You still haven't told me your story."

Jason leaned back in his seat, sighed, and looked at Batman with a complicated expression.

He felt that the Batman in this universe was the least Batman-like Batman.

My name is Jason Todd...

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In the end, Jason told Batman his story again.

He told the other person that he used to be Robin, the Batman, but at some point later, he was no longer Robin.

"I just don't understand, why after I died once, you... I don't mean you, I mean him..."

Jason said, "My knees were smashed by the Joker, my sternum was broken by the Joker, and I didn't have a single bone intact in my body before I died."

"I'm not saying I'm in a bad situation, I just don't understand why Bruce is so insistent on his bottom line."

"Killing just the Joker is enough for me. I don't even expect him to kill anyone else, just the Joker."

"In the end, he still didn't do it, stubbornly sticking to that line."

Jason finished speaking in one breath, glanced at the Lego Batman, and found that the guy was holding a grilled lobster in his hand at some point, seemingly not listening to him at all.

The Lego Batman sensed his gaze, conjured up a new grilled lobster out of thin air, and handed it to Jason.

"6

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Jason took it and then shared it with the crow in his arms, letting out a long sigh of relief.

"If I just sleep in hell forever, then I don't need to think about any of this."

"Unfortunately, I am alive, and living is far more painful than dying."

"6

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Throughout the entire conversation, Jason did most of the talking, while the Lego Batman and the crow ate; it became a one-man show by Jason.

Jason didn't feel much about the situation; he hadn't expected Batman to offer any advice anyway.

After all, this Batman has a completely different style, not to mention that this universe is so strange that he still finds it hard to accept.

You've got one thing wrong.

The LEGO Batman jumps up to the front of the car and dumps a huge pile of bricks from behind.

"What?" Jason couldn't understand what this guy was trying to do.

"Batman never kills, just like Superman always has a smile on his face."

The LEGO Batman used these bricks to build a clown doll, then kicked it to pieces.

The building blocks crashed down on Jason's head.

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Jason wiped the block off his head, waiting for the guy to say something next.

"Look, I've killed the clown now. The steps are simple: 1. Put it back together, 2. Stomp it to pieces, 3. Eat a cookie."

After saying that, the Lego Batman pulled out a small cookie and started munching on it.

Jason looked at him speechlessly. "Reality isn't a building block."

"But here, reality is like building blocks. If you put them together wrong, you take them apart and put them back together. But if you smash everything, how can you continue putting them together?"

"I can't talk to you, I'm leaving."

Jason picked up Crow, flipped over, and jumped off the Batmobile.

"Take me out of this universe," Jason said to Raven.

"Aww!"

Just as Crow was about to open the new dimensional portal, Lego Batman called out to him.

I know what you're struggling with.

"What?"

"If my other self killed the Joker, he wouldn't be the Batman you envision. If Batman didn't kill the Joker, he wouldn't be the father figure Robin knows."

"You think Batman has failed Robin and his significance," says the Lego Batman.

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The LEGO Batman walked up to Jason with a patter of his toes, and put his hand on Jason's shoulder.

"Killing is not the only solution, child."

"Stop, Bruce." Jason slapped the Lego Batman's hand away and sighed, "Talking to you about this was definitely the worst decision I've ever made."

"We're from completely different worlds, you...you can't help me."

Jason shook his head. "Sorry, Bruce. But I'm telling the truth, you can't give me the answer I want."

The LEGO Batman, with his arms crossed, looks incredibly cute.

"Okay Jason, but I can offer you help outside of the conversation," he said.

Suddenly, the LEGO Batman shouted, "Batcomputer, I need a wrench!"

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"A bat-like computer?!"

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Lego Batman stomped his foot in annoyance. "You stinky butler, you stinky Alfred! You actually activated the parental controls on the Batcomputer, making Batman lose face in front of Robin!"

After hurling his insults, this surprisingly eccentric Batman character dashed off to resolve his parental permissions.

Jason watched this scene and couldn't help but feel that this guy was a child.

That's right, old man Alfred is Bruce's father, and Bruce himself is Robin's father.

"Ugh."

To be honest, Jason was in a state of confusion and felt that his multiverse visit was not going very well at the beginning.

The absurd art style left him speechless.

Jason scooped Oz up with both hands: "You at least have to find me a universe that can actually help me, right?!"

"Oh, but the Batman of this universe can help you too."

"How can we help them? They don't even have a concept of death!"

"Who said that? Ask this cosmic Batman if he's an orphan."

"???"

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Jason leaned closer and stared intently at Oz's ruby ​​eyes.

"Are you pretending, or is this how you've always been, or has something made you this way?"

Crow rolled its eyes. "Crow doesn't know, it just feels like it's become kinder."

Jason sneered: "Kindness? I think you're more ruthless than kind."

"Don't be mean to Crow! Crow has already been very well-behaved!!!"

Seeing that the bird was about to cause trouble again, Jason quickly picked it up and weighed it in his arms like a doting father: "Okay, okay, it won't be fierce..."

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Good heavens, what on earth is going on?

Jason has lost count of how many times he has complained about his current situation.

He only killed a clown, so why does his life seem to have gotten worse?

pat pat pat.

Jason suddenly turned around.

He spotted the beggar Robin from before, who was now Dick, cautiously approaching him with his hands clasped together, looking somewhat nervous.

"Hi!" LEGO Robin greeted Jason.

"uh-huh?"

Jason stared at him with a hint of doubt.

LEGO Robin put his hands together to form an "S", his tone was weak, and he didn't dare to look Jason in the eye.

"I'm sorry for my previous behavior..." said LEGO Robin.

"What are you sorry for? You have a very Asian look."

"Really?"

"real."

Little Dick, it's a pity he didn't bring his phone, otherwise it would have been nice to take a picture of this version of Dick as a memento.

Jason thought to himself, and then he heard Lego Robin say, "I heard from Batman that you are the Robin of another universe's Batman..."

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Lego Robin hesitated, wondering whether he should say those words, afraid that if he opened his mouth, he would anger the other person again.

After all, Robin the Beggar was silenced by one sentence from him at the very beginning.

Jason looked at Little Dick's hesitant manner, glanced around, and noticed that the Lego Batman was heading this way.

"I bet you came here hiding from him, so you'd better ask him any questions quickly, or he'll send you back to Ken."

"Okay, okay, okay..." Lego Robin mustered up his courage and said those words.

"Um... could you share some tips on how to become a better Robin? I really need this!"

"I want to be a great Robin!" said Lego Dick.

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As if someone had hit him on the head with a sledgehammer, Jason's mind went completely blank.

boom.

bang bang.

Bang bang bang.

His rapidly beating heart made him feel a surge of blood and qi within him, making it impossible for him to open his mouth.

"Uh...did I say something wrong again?" LEGO Robin realized that he had silenced the guy again and immediately became nervous.

Batman's father will definitely scold him to death when he finds out!

"sorry!"

"Robin! Have you finished your homework? Why are you playing here?"

Just then, LEGO Batman arrived and tapped LEGO Robin on the head.

He then handed Jason a small gray wrench and chuckled, "Batman's gadget. Whatever you want to make, just tap it on something else, and it'll be done."

"You're right. Maybe I can't help you on this topic, but Batman can help you elsewhere."

"6

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Jason took the wrench, and at the same time, Jing Yaya whispered, "Open a portal to another dimension." He no longer had the energy to stay in Ken.

As Crow created a new dimensional portal, Jason C grabbed the wrench and gave the energetic duo a deep look.

"Thanks, Bruce..."

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Jason walked toward the dimensional portal, then stopped and looked back at Lego Robin.

"The way to become a great Robin is to listen to Bruce."

main universe.

Gotham.

Arkham Asylum.

When Batman arrived in the Batmobile, he was greeted by a sight that would amaze him for the rest of his life.

Those supervillains who were extremely dangerous to him all brought small stools and sat together, surrounding the green crow.

"Tell me, Schwarzenegger in his ice form, what is your dream?"

"Weigh my wife Nora."

Oz the Clown flapped his wings, and a hibernation pod appeared out of thin air nearby. Inside lay a gaunt, frail woman, lying quietly, seemingly never to wake up.

Then the magical raven flapped its wings again, and the woman lying in the hibernation pod suddenly sat up, her head smashing through the glass on the surface of the hibernation pod, looking around blankly.

"this?!"

The supervillains who had surrounded Oz the Clown suddenly gasped in surprise!

"This is amazing, Lord Raven! I want to turn back into a human! I don't want to be a lump of mud anymore!!!"

"Hey buddy, Uncle J turned into a crow—ouch!"

"My dream is for this planet to return to nature!!!"

"My dream is... for the Earth to split in two!"

"My dream is to break Batman's spine!!!"

"My dream is to be Bruce Wayne's brother!!!"

"Lincoln???"

Oz the Clown spread his wings. "The great Lord Raven is right here. Come one by one..."

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The conversation abruptly shifted, and Oz the Clown immediately let out a girlish scream, pointing in a certain direction: "Damn it, Lord Raven is being targeted by the orphan again!"

Batman, who had just concealed himself:

Hearing the dead crow's words, he couldn't help but clench his fist.

He genuinely had no idea why Jason would provoke such a being; it completely overturned his understanding of the world.

Lord Raven's alertness made Mudface, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, and Bane immediately sit up from their small stools.

This group of Gotham's supervillains gathered together, staring menacingly at Batman.

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Batman has encountered such fierce battles before.

But the reason these old friends gathered together was largely thanks to this crow.

With the appearance of this raven, Gotham is destined to have a sleepless night.

"Oz, where is Jason Ken?" Batman said coldly.

"Insolence! You stinking bat, show some respect to Lord Raven!" Before Ozkesh the Clown could even react, Harley Quinn, his devoted follower, spoke up first.

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Oz the Clown emerged from Mudface's body, shook himself, and shed the mud.

"You're dead! But the great Lord Raven can bestow upon you a new son!"

Lord Crow suddenly spread his wings wide.

"Come forth, my Talia!"

As the shout faded away...

A tall woman in a bathrobe appeared out of thin air, looking around in a daze, before falling to the ground with a thud.

"Damn it!"

Batman reached out and caught Talia, who was carrying the bath string.

It wasn't that he was being sentimental about women, but rather that he found his body was becoming somewhat out of control!

"What's going on?!"

The Talia people were all bewildered. She had just finished taking a shower a second ago, and the next second she was inexplicably teleported here.

And judging from the situation... so many acquaintances?!

besides..

"Oz? Why has your orchid turned green? Where's Jason?"

Oz the Clown picked at his ear: "Women talk too much. Enough nonsense, you two get to making a baby!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than Batman and Talia kissed!

In the blink of an eye, the man and woman found themselves on a soft bed in a luxurious room.

Batman recognized the surroundings; this was his home!

The bat armor was immediately thrown to the ground, and the bathrobes with string energy were piled together. In a few breaths, Bruce Dontalia hugged each other and kissed, and they couldn't be separated!

"Talia! Stay awake!"

"You think I didn't?! I saw you were really enjoying touching me!???"

"I'm resisting!"

"Didn't I resist? No, why would I resist?"

A few breaths later, a delicate pink aura enveloped the room.

Alfred, the butler, was stunned when he returned from the Bat Cave to the top of the manor. He blinked.

He looked at Bruce's room in disbelief, the sounds coming from inside making his head spin.

My young master, how can you still be in the mood at a time like this?!

Wayne Enterprises has turned into French fries!

Your sons are all here... Never mind, Bruce must have his reasons for doing this.

Perhaps this is part of his plan.

Just as Alfred was about to leave, his ears suddenly twitched, and he froze instantly, standing there stunned, his face filled with shock!

"Wa ...

This was the cry of a newborn baby.

So loud and clear, it reached the old man's ears.

What?!

While I was thinking, Bruce's shout came from inside the room!

"Ah Fu! Are you there?!"

"Of course I'm here, Master Bruce!!! Have you decided on a name for the child yet????????????"

Oz the Clown has wings that cover his head, like someone smoothing their hair, making him look quite imposing.

"Yina, I must be the greatest crow in history~"

After stroking Yu Lan, Oz the Clown looked around at everyone and asked, "Who still has dreams?!"

"Dreams my ass!!!!"

The supervillains suddenly vanished, replaced by a strange little bat-man.

"I agree! Bat mites!"

"What have you done to my Batman?!" Bat Mite shouted angrily.

Oz the Joker tilted his head. "So this is the bond between Batman and the Joker? With one Joker, there's bound to be a new Batman... How strange! Lord Raven, let's get out of here!"

Lord Crow made a running motion, and then with a whoosh, disappeared from the spot.

"???"

The bat mite was stunned for a moment, then quickly chased after it!

"Stop right there, you clown! Look what you've done!!"

"Lord Raven is purifying Gotham, what are you relying on? And if you're so tough, don't chase after him, Batman!"

"Are you trying to purify a ball?! And besides, I'm not Batman!!!"

"Then I'm not the Joker!!!"

Not only is it not raining in Gotham tonight, but the night is also much darker than usual.

It also became more magical and colorful.

Jason the Crow has arrived in a new universe.

Unlike the bizarre style of the previous universe, this universe is much more normal, so normal that Jason even thought he had gone home.

Splash!

The heavy rain poured down, forming a curtain of rain, and water accumulated everywhere.

Jason frowned, feeling that the rain was too heavy. He looked to the left, then picked up Ya Ya and ran into an open pub in the street.

Upon entering the pub, one immediately notices the oppressive atmosphere. Every customer here wears a worried expression and silently drinks their beer.

Then Jason noticed the warning sign hanging on the wall.

"No talking about politics, just drink."

This sign puzzled Jason. Regime?

What regime?

So he picked up the crow and asked, "Which universe is this?"

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The crow was drowsy, as if it had been shaken awake from its sleep, its eyes still sleepy.

"A universe that can help you resolve your inner conflicts."

"That would be best."

Jason scanned the entire pub and found that no one paid any attention to his arrival. Even the bartender didn't bother to greet him or ask what he wanted to drink.

This situation was somewhat unexpected for him.

During this time, some people finished their drinks and left the beggar's place.

There was also a newspaper on the table.

Jason walked past Ken out of curiosity and glanced at the newspaper.

"Batman's resistance movement has crumbled once again, and the Superman regime has been overthrown once more?"

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