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Chapter 212 Does Colossus Lift Weights When He's Lonely?

After Du Mu dealt with Magneto and returned to the bronze body of the Statue of Liberty, the X-Men had broken free of their metal restraints and looked at Du Mu with a certain respect in their eyes.

This respect isn't because Du Mu could defeat Magneto, but because he could actually ride Magneto!

This is something even Professor X never accomplished in his entire life!

Awesome!

The X-Men silently gave a thumbs up in their hearts.

"Where's Wade?"

Du Mu jumped off Magneto's back, looked around, but didn't hear that familiar, cheeky voice.

If Wade saw this, he would definitely make a big fuss about it, saying that "dried tofu is riding a big eagle, and Du Mu is riding dried tofu."

"There."

Aurora pointed behind her.

Du Mu looked over and saw Wade lying on the ground in an extremely peaceful posture, his hands folded in front of his chest, as if he was about to be presented with a wreath at any moment.

He asked in surprise, "What's wrong with this guy?"

Ororo shrugged: "When you were fighting Magneto just now, he thought Logan and Scott looked pretty cool tied up, so he got excited and took out his phone to take pictures of them like crazy. He even found a pen and started drawing on them. After taking hundreds of pictures, he finally agreed to untie us, and then... he got beaten up like this by an angry Logan."

Du Mu almost burst out laughing when he saw that young Logan and Scott's exposed faces were covered with crooked hearts drawn with thick black markers and strung together by a similarly sloppy arrow.

This idiot is just asking for trouble, he'll do anything to get himself killed.

He put on a stern face, looking indignant: "Good heavens, I was fighting tooth and nail up front, and this idiot was taking pictures in the back! I was wondering why we never got any backup. I'm going to have to punish this idiot properly later; at the very least, I need to critique those hundreds of photos!"

Young Logan:

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Scott:

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The two wiped their faces at the same time, but unfortunately the marker marks couldn't be wiped off for a while.

Young Logan, in a fit of impotence and rage, unleashed another beating on Wade, who had just gotten up, while Scott stood by, expressionlessly trying to reason with him.

Then, they rescued the little rascal inside the Statue of Liberty torch. She wasn't injured, just a bit...

Shocked, young Logan stepped forward and comforted him for a while before he calmed down.

Once recovered, Wade nudged Du Mu with his elbow and whispered, "They must be over a hundred years apart in age. Young Logan could be her ancestor. That young Logan is a real jerk. Not only did he steal the one-eyed man's girlfriend, but he also went after an innocent girl."

"They don't have that kind of relationship. He just treats the little rascal like his own junior."

Old Logan offered an explanation to young Logan, explaining that they were, after all, one person, and that if young Logan's reputation was damaged, it would also affect him.

But the problem is, why didn't you deny poaching One-Eyed's girlfriend?

Du Mu looked at old Logan with disdain: "But Little Rascal doesn't seem to think so. The way she looks at young Logan is practically drooling. It's a classic 'girl falls for an older man' story. But if they really get together, it won't be a bad thing for you. That way, you can focus on fighting with One-Eyed for the violin."

Wade shook his head: "Too small-minded, too narrow-minded. It would be better to match young Logan with Scott, so that Pine would belong entirely to old Logan."

Old Logan:

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It's not impossible!

Because the battle between Du Mu and Magneto was so loud, many people near New York Harbor were alerted that night.

However, it was too dark and the distance was too far, so no one could see the specific details. They only saw that the Statue of Liberty's arm suddenly moved.

As a result, all sorts of bizarre rumors began to circulate, each one more outlandish than the last.

Some people say that the Statue of Liberty is actually a terrifying creature that freezes when someone is looking at it, but when no one is looking at it, it secretly snatches people and eats them.

Some believe this is a shocking plan by France, that the Statue of Liberty is a Trojan horse hiding giant robots ready to launch a surprise attack on the United States, and demand that the US government destroy the Statue of Liberty immediately.

Only netizens from the East commented that the Statue of Liberty must be sentient, no wonder it undergoes a tribulation every now and then.

Regardless of how exaggerated the rumors are, the number of visitors to the Statue of Liberty has exploded, with a steady stream of visitors every day.

Local government and tourism officials, looking at the data report, beamed with joy. Ignoring Colonel Stryker's suggestion to reveal the truth, they decided to keep what happened that night a secret and let everyone speculate.

When it comes to traffic, the truth is nothing!

Of course, this is also inseparable from the behind-the-scenes manipulation of a certain evil bald man.

After all, he stayed in the room with the brainwave enhancer the whole time and never came out. To this day, no one knows exactly what he did that night using his invincible telepathic abilities.

Despite this, Magneto could not escape the law and was imprisoned in a plastic prison specially designed for him for multiple serious crimes. From the walls to the bed, and even the clothing and equipment worn by the prison guards, there was no metal component. His sentence was long enough for him to be reincarnated several times over.

This is the unique aspect of American law: most states do not have the death penalty, but rather sentences can be stacked up indefinitely, sometimes for hundreds of years.

That's why villains in superhero comics keep coming back, only to be thrown into prison by the superheroes, escape again, and go back to prison. If you didn't know better, you'd think the villains were die-hard fans of the superheroes, helping them boost their performance and KPIs.

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After everyone finished their battle and returned to Xavier's Academy for Gifted Youngsters, Professor X of this world finally woke up, just like a police officer in an American movie, always making a timely appearance at the end.

Seeing this, Wade couldn't help but complain: "This is the worst setting in the old X-Men trilogy. Every time a team fight starts, Professor X is instantly killed, either by a sneak attack or by being killed instantly. His contribution to the team fight is basically zero. This treatment is even worse than Superman's. At least Superman can make a grand entrance and clean up the mess after his teammates have finished showing off their talents."

"really."

Du Mu nodded in agreement.

After Wade's spoilers over the past few days, he has a general understanding of the X-Men movie series.

To be fair, apart from the universally acknowledged flops "Dark Phoenix" and "X-Men 3" directed by the same person, the plots of the other movies were quite good.

Du Mu was particularly interested in the Sentinel robots in "Days of Future Past," which could mimic any mutant ability.

When Professor X in this world wakes up, the first thing he sees is Charles, who looks exactly like him, and he instinctively thinks that Mystique is behind it all.

However, the next second, he felt a powerful and familiar mental force coming from him.

Professor X was momentarily gripped by self-doubt.

Am I still dreaming?

But soon, Professor X accepted that the other person was Charles Xavier from another world, and that he still hadn't grown hair decades later.

Without needing to exchange many words, the two bald men immediately began communicating on a spiritual level.

To outsiders, the two bald men in wheelchairs staring at each other silently created a very strange scene.

But it was clear that their conversation was going quite well, with smiles blooming on their faces like chrysanthemums.

Unlike young Logan and old Logan, who looked down on each other, one thought the other was reckless and immature, acting without thinking, while the other thought the other was a pervert, thinking that at his age, he still wanted to be his love rival, which was shameless!

After a deep and meaningful discussion, the two Charleses finally reached an agreement.

Professor X immediately announced his willingness to accept and protect the mutant children who had traveled from the past, and agreed to let Charles...

Old Logan and the largely unnoticed Caliban remained at Xavier's Academy for Gifted Youngsters, settling down there in peace.

Aside from Scott's Cyclops appearing to have turned green, the other X-Men all expressed their welcome.

The addition of Charles and old Logan is undoubtedly a huge boon for the entire X-Men.

Putting aside the extent to which overall combat power will increase, the mere presence of another Professor X is enough to reassure people. Even if Professor X in this world is ambushed or restrained again, there will be another one to take his place immediately, preventing a situation of being leaderless.

Moreover, Charles is far more powerful than Professor X, and his experience is far richer, so he sees things more clearly, which is the biggest difference between him and Professor X.

To put it simply, the two have the same moral bottom line, but the former is more flexible, with the upper limit of morality being infinitely close to the lower limit.

Du Mu observed a few seconds of silence for the Magneto of this world.

It was one thing to have a bald guy before, but now there's an enhanced and cunning version of the bald guy. Plus, without the protection of the telepathic helmet, he probably won't be able to turn things around for the rest of his life.

Of course, Du Mu did not forget his important business.

Before crossing over to this world, Little Laura had already joined his Undead Alliance as agreed. In this world, he also controlled the saber-toothed tiger and forcibly made it a member of the Undead Alliance.

Now, the dungeon quest is just one member away from completion.

Du Mu was not in a hurry, as he had both old and young Logan as backups and could complete the task at any time.

More than that, he wanted to continue building up the prize pool. With Wade by his side, he could travel to more parallel worlds and recruit more members.

Du Mu approached both Old Logan and Young Logan, inviting them to become interns in the Undying Alliance. He promised that once they passed his review, they would immediately become official members of the Undying Alliance.

Old Logan didn't refuse; he owed Du Mu more than one favor, so he figured he'd just be paying back some interest.

As for young Logan, he initially refused, but after Du Mu pulled out the hundreds of intimate photos of him and Scott and said he would give them to Qin, he gritted his teeth and agreed.

After spending a few days at Xavier College, Dumu found Wade in class, who was having a great time harassing mutant students.

"Little Steel Warrior, do you lift weights when you're lonely at night?"

Colossus:

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His face was filled with despair, clearly showing that he had been suffering a lot of mental torment from Wade these past few days.

The other mutant students around them all showed expressions of relief.

Although they were also harassed by Wade to varying degrees, at least Wade didn't harass them as persistently as he did Colossus.

There's nothing you can do about it; in another world, Colossus is Wade's best buddy, and by extension, Colossus has become Wade's primary target for harassment.

Du Mu stepped forward and patted Wade on the shoulder: "We should go now, prepare for the next time we travel through time."

"No, Little Colossus hasn't answered my question yet," Wade said, displeased.

"He's just a child, let him go."

"He's a head taller than me standing up, and you call him a kid?"

"Stop talking nonsense and start the time travel. Do you still want your reward?"

"Alright, alright..."

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Reluctantly, Wade twisted the time teleporter on his wrist, and a beam of yellow light mixed with various images suddenly unfolded, enveloping the two of them.

In the blink of an eye, they disappeared from the classroom.

The classroom was silent for two seconds, then erupted in enthusiastic cheers, and Colossus was so excited that the tough guy shed tears.

That silly guy is finally gone!

San Francisco!

When the light faded, Du Mu found himself standing on the ruins of a city.

All around were twisted steel frames and half-collapsed concrete ruins. The streets were buried under rubble, and rusty vehicles lay overturned on the roadside. The air was thick with dust and the smell of rust, resembling a post-apocalyptic scene.

The entire city ruins were eerily quiet; as far as the eye could see, not a single person could be seen, only the mournful sound of the wind whistling through the broken walls and rubble.

Du Mu looked around and asked, "Where is this?"

Wade was fiddling with the time teleporter on his wrist, muttering to himself, "Something's not right. The location seems to be malfunctioning. I don't know exactly where I've been transported to."

Du Mu rolled his eyes. When it came to being unreliable, Wade was as reliable as ever.

"Chirp chirp—!"

Suddenly, a sharp, strange scream came from behind!

The two turned around and saw a strange creature with huge eyes, a yellowish-brown body, and resembling a mole, darting out of the rubble and lunging at them with its gaping maw full of sharp teeth!

"It's a small, unique piece, and it looks quite nice."

Wade joked, but his actions were incredibly fast as he drew his katana and swung it out swiftly!

Stab it!

Accompanied by the sound of a blade piercing flesh.

The thing's momentum hadn't diminished, but its head had already separated from its body, and yellowish-brown blood splattered all over the ground. The headless corpse lurched forward a few more steps before collapsing.

Wade flicked the sticky liquid off his knife, struck a fancy sheathing pose, and said smugly, "You really think I'm a pushover? Before Logan's genes were injected into my body, I was a renowned mercenary, capable of taking bullets without batting an eye!"

Du Mu ignored the pretentious Wade and checked the information of the creature in front of him, discovering that it was a subterranean creature called Morodys.

At that moment, a dense, chilling rustling sound suddenly came from the surrounding piles of rubble and the cracks in the collapsed concrete, as if countless claws were scraping against rocks and metal, making Du Mu want to punch someone.

Immediately afterwards, dozens of murky eyes opened one after another in the dim light, staring intently at Du Mu and Wade in the arena.

"Dude, if I said it was just a misunderstanding, would they believe me?"

"You can give it a try."

"Uh, I think I'll pass."