American Comics: Something's Wrong with This Superhero World

Chapter 236 If you can't beat them, join them

"That's right, succubi. After all, it's a paradise, so it's reasonable for succubi to exist, right?" Xiao Xian waved his hand, conjuring a large number of 3D projections in front of him.

"Our paradise not only has succubi, but there are many of them. Most of them were personally selected by me, and of course, some were chosen by everyone through voting."

As he spoke, Xiao Xian enlarged one of the models and launched it into the air; it was Anne Hathaway dressed as a succubus.

"This is the succubus - Anne Hathaway version. Don't be surprised, this is Anne Hathaway herself transformed, but not from this world, but from a parallel world, Anne Hathaway at the peak of her beauty."

Then Xiao Xian enlarged another model, this time Marilyn Monroe.

"This is a retro version of the succubus, Marilyn Monroe, which I traded from Mephisto."

"This is Megan Fox, the succubus, and of course, the version at her peak of beauty."

"This is a catgirl, this is a racehorse girl. These can all use celebrity templates or be customized by yourself. In addition, in Elysium, the feeling is magnified by one to five hundred times, the stamina is unlimited, and there is no cooldown time."

"He swallowed hard." The staff member's eyes lit up as he asked, "So, how can one enter the Pure Land?"

"Well, of course you'll work for me." Xiao Xian waved his hand and said, "Whether you're qualified to enter the Pure Land after death depends on how long you've worked for me and your achievements."

"Of course, anyone who works for me, even if they're not qualified to enter the Pure Land, can choose to go to the normal underworld or be reincarnated. They definitely won't be tortured," Xiao Xian added.

"Then what can I do with you?" The staff member immediately knelt down in front of Xiao Xian and asked.

"During my service, America's wife and my brother got together. We have two children, and according to America's laws, even if I went back, the vast majority of my monthly salary would have to go to them. I don't want to go back; I want to stay by your side and work for you."

"That's terrible, fine then, I'll take you in."

Xiao Xian patted the staff member on the shoulder and said that in America, as long as there is no prenuptial agreement, even if a millionaire and his wife with two children are fighting for divorce, they will be torn apart. As for the woman's infidelity, it does not actually affect the division of property. In some countries, it is not even a ground for divorce.

After all, infidelity is infidelity, and it has nothing to do with a breakdown in the relationship. Only when someone dies, like Pan Jinlian poisoning Wu Dalang, does it mean the relationship has broken down.

Of course, if the man is the one who cheats, then it will affect the distribution of property.

"Me too! Me too!" Other staff members also signed up one after another. They didn't care about succubi or anything like that; what they mainly valued was Xiao Xian, this true god among men, and they felt that working with Xiao Xian would lead to a promising future.

"If I join, can I bring my family members to immigrate here?"

"Of course, you're very welcome. Japan will implement a visa-free policy in the future, and anyone who wants to immigrate can do so," Xiao Xian said with a smile. There's no shortage of souls coming to your door, but while coming is easy, leaving won't be so easy.

"Then I'll join too!" Upon hearing this, everyone became even more enthusiastic and raised their hands to sign up.

Even without succubi, many of them would still want to associate with Xiao Xian. The reason is simple: according to biblical teachings, everyone knows whether these people can go to heaven after death.

Before, it wasn't too bad that people weren't sure if these supernatural things existed in the world; everyone assumed they were probably fake. As upper-class people sent to Japan, let alone religious doctrines, anyone who didn't break the law was considered a good person. There were quite a few people who directly forced Japanese women into fights and brawls, causing all sorts of terrible things.

But now that they know there are gods, souls, and an underworld after death, even the most foolish American soldiers have to think about what will happen after they die.

Soon, almost all the crew members on the aircraft carrier decided to stay. With everyone staying, only a very few people did not choose to blindly follow suit, but instead chose to return to America.

When the commander-in-chief boarded the aircraft carrier deck, he saw a group of people surrounding Xiao Xianda, expressing their loyalty.

"I think this boat is quite nice. Would you mind leaving it for me to use for fishing?" Xiao Xian asked as he approached the Commander-in-Chief.

"this."

Using an aircraft carrier as bait—what an excuse Xiao Xian could come up with! The Commander-in-Chief was about to refuse when a strong danger warning came through his brain after he had only uttered two words. Looking at Xiao Xian's kind smile, the Commander-in-Chief was absolutely certain that if he refused, he would die, he would definitely die!

"Of course, no problem!" Under the threat of death, the Commander-in-Chief changed his tone and said to Xiao Xian with a fawning smile, "Take it if you like. What else have you taken a fancy to? Just say the word. My words still carry some weight in the America base. If you ask, I will do my best to help you."

As a member of America's upper class, the Commander-in-Chief understood very well that even a wisp of the aftershock of the power struggle among the upper class could easily wipe out a hundred lower-class civilians. In the face of the power struggle between Xiao Xian and the gods, he might not even be as good as a lower-class civilian in front of him.

Perhaps for God's sake, Xiao Xian will not destroy the entire US military base in Japan, but destroying him, the commander, would not be difficult.

Even if he doesn't kill him openly, as a true god, Xiao Xian has countless ways to target him, even to make him wish he were dead, such as harming his wife and children.

The Commander-in-Chief was equally certain of this, because he also had countless ways to deal with ordinary people who offended him, and even some small-time tycoons or mid-level officials.

In order not to offend Xiao Xian and avoid being tricked or retaliated against by him, the Commander-in-Chief had no choice but to back down and give up the aircraft carrier.

He couldn't even take the aircraft carrier with him. After returning home, the commander-in-chief will definitely be criticized, or even expelled from the military. He will only be able to go through the revolving door to become an advisor for arms companies such as Boeing and Raytheon, and will never be able to return to politics.

An ordinary person might have just accepted their bad luck, but as a seasoned politician, the Commander-in-Chief understood that even a crisis can be an opportunity.

Before him stood a true god among men! Was there any more powerful figure in the world?! If these soldiers could pledge allegiance to Xiao Xian, why couldn't he?!

As a high-ranking member of Amelia, the Commander-in-Chief has connections and influence to ensure that he won't go to hell after his death, and might even get a decent position in heaven. But that's about it; he doesn't even have the qualifications to connect with the Pope, let alone the Lord.

Since leaving the era of demonic extinction and entering the era of Dharma decline, and confirming the existence of God, the Pope's status has risen by leaps and bounds. Even Grand Commander America has to bow and scrape to please him.

After all, everyone knows what President Amelia did, let alone going to Heaven. Without the church's help, President Amelia in Hell could form two football teams to play a match.

If one were to establish a connection with Xiao Xian, this true god among men, not only the Commander-in-Chief himself, but even his family members would see a significant rise in status, not to mention the exceptional treatment he would receive after death.

Even if Xiao Xian were to return to the divine realm that day, he or a descendant of his family might be qualified to become the Pope.

(End of this chapter)