American Comics: Something's Wrong with This Superhero World

Chapter 275 Xiao Xian's Assistant

Bruce woke up from his feigned sleep, rubbed his eyes as if he had just woken up, and Selena had finished the finishing touches of the massage, while Xiao Xian had already left the room.

Bruce sat up slightly, turned to look at Selena, and asked, "How was Bin's massage?"

Selena blinked, recalling the feeling from just now, and smiled as she said, "Very good, very powerful, and the technique is excellent. Young people are just different."

Bruce nodded in satisfaction and continued, "Since you think he massages you well, you can have him massage you more often. I think you really look prettier today."

Selena smiled and said, "Then I'll ask Bin to massage me more often in the future."

Bruce looked at the stunning Selena and a thought struck him. He said, "You happen to need someone to serve you. How about having Bin be your personal assistant? He can even give you massages when you're tired."

Selena thought for a moment and nodded in agreement with Bruce's suggestion: "Great idea, it will definitely be much more convenient to have him around."

Selena's eyes lit up, and she said playfully, "But with such a handsome young man always by my side, aren't you jealous?"

Bruce smiled confidently and replied, "I am the King of Gotham, I have confidence. And I also believe in the love between us."

Selena nodded and smiled, saying, "Then let Xiao Xian be my assistant."

Bruce smiled with satisfaction and said, "In that case, let's arrange it that way."

After saying that, Bruce immediately dialed the internal line.

"Xiao Xian, come here. Selena and I are waiting for you in the massage room."

"Okay, Mr. Wayne, I'll be right there," Xiao Xian replied on the other end of the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Xian looked at Harley beside him and asked, "Harley, how did Bruce Wayne deal with Li Na?"

Harley looked up and said, "The same old way, send someone to dispose of it, and then bury it in the garden."

Xiao Xian nodded, seemingly unsurprised by the answer. "Li Na's massage technique is quite interesting."

"Go to the garden later," Xiao Xian continued, "and offer her soul a job as a researcher in Paradise. Tell her that if she does well, we can arrange for her to be reincarnated."

"I thought you would let me forcibly pull her soul in," Harley said, somewhat surprised.

"She's not really guilty of anything, she's just a bit greedy. Besides, she's a technical researcher, so giving her some respect, even if it's free, can motivate her research enthusiasm," Xiao Xian shrugged.

"What if she doesn't want to go?" Harley then asked.

"Then you can scare her by telling her about the possible consequences of her soul being scattered or being captured by evil spirits and used as snacks. If that doesn't work, then forget it. After all, she's not a sinful person, and her soul isn't worth much. There's no need to force her to join the company." Xiao Xian stood up and said, "I'm going to Bruce's place first."

A moment later, Xiao Xian appeared at the door. As soon as he entered, Bruce said, "Bin, from now on you'll be working with Selena as her personal assistant."

Xiao Xian stared wide-eyed in surprise, looking like an honest child, and stammered, "I...I don't know anything."

Bruce smiled, winked, and said, "All you need to do is give massages." He went on to explain, "You just need to do what Selena asks and meet all her needs."

Xiao Xian nodded to indicate that he understood, then walked to Selena's side and stood up straight.

Bruce stood up, stretched, and said, "I'm going to take a shower. I feel a bit sticky, probably because of the essential oils."

Selena looked at Xiao Xian, stretched out one foot in front of him, and said with a playful smile, "Little assistant, help me put on my high heels."

Xiao Xian raised an eyebrow and said calmly, "Wear it yourself. I suspect you're settling personal scores for your recent defeats."

Xiao Xian's voice wasn't loud, but he didn't deliberately lower it either. An average person would definitely not be able to hear it while taking a shower, but Bruce might not be. His hearing is far superior to that of ordinary people.

Upon hearing this, Selena quickly shushed Xiao Xian, saying, "Don't let my husband hear this!"

Selena nervously looked towards the bathroom, listened for a while, and only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that Bruce was still showering inside as usual.

Then Selena rolled her eyes at Xiao Xian and whispered, "You scared me to death, you little rascal."

Xiao Xian smiled slightly as he looked at her nervous and helpless expression, squatted down, picked up her high heels, and helped her put them on.

"What are you afraid of? Bruce is taking a shower. Besides, you were much braver just now..."

Selena blushed slightly, patted Xiao Xian's shoulder lightly, and retorted shyly:

"How can that be the same? He was asleep just now, but he's awake now. Let me tell you, Bruce has excellent hearing. He's received special training in this area, and he can pinpoint a person's location even in the dark by the sound of footsteps."

Xiao Xian smiled. "Then just keep quiet. By the way, how long does Bruce usually take to shower?"

Selena looked at Xiao Xian, swallowed hard, and whispered, "You make it sound so easy. It's easy for you to stay silent, but it's difficult for me. Besides, Bruce usually only takes ten or twenty minutes to shower. At your speed, you definitely won't have enough time, not to mention you still have to pack your clothes. Forget about it."

Xiao Xian smiled and said, "I can control the speed myself." With that, Xiao Xian sat on the massage bed and then said to Selena, "Squat down here."

Selena's eyes widened. "What are you going to do? I'm the master now, you're just my assistant."

Xiao Xian replied calmly, "Hurry up, from now on when Bruce isn't around, you have to call me master."

Selena hesitated, glancing towards the bathroom where Bruce was still showering. Finally, she licked her lips, slowly squatted down next to Xiao Xian, and whispered, "Understood, Master."

After Bruce finished showering, he saw Selena intently examining the various essential oils in the room. Bruce gently called her name: "Selena."

Selena was startled and turned to look at Bruce. "Honey, are you done showering?"

Bruce looked at Selena's surprised expression and thought to himself that her acting was even better than he had imagined. If he hadn't heard everything clearly in the bathroom, he might have actually been fooled.

However, Selena now has a major flaw. Bruce stared at the corner of her mouth and said, "Selena, there seems to be something on the corner of your mouth."

Upon hearing this, Selena was startled and said, "I was a little thirsty, so I asked Xiao Xian to get me some milk."

"I see. Drink as much as you like." Bruce nodded, turned to look at Xiao Xian, and said with a smile, "Bin, you and Selena have a good time. I have some business to take care of."

After saying that, Bruce walked out the door first, followed by Selena. Xiao Xian, walking behind, lowered his voice and asked, "Mrs. Wayne, where shall we go next?"

Selena glanced at Bruce walking ahead and said, "Let's go back to our room first."

(End of this chapter)