American Comics: Something's Wrong with This Superhero World

Chapter 287 You actually believe that? (Fifth update!)

Bruce Wayne immediately feigned anger and demanded, "Selena, what are you doing?"

Selena looked up and said nonchalantly, "I want to test the depth of my throat, but I couldn't find a ruler, so I asked Bin for help."

Bruce's lips twitched. The reason was utterly absurd, but he still nodded, pretending to accept it: "I see. I almost thought you two were having an affair behind my back."

Selena burst into laughter after hearing this, covered her mouth, looked at Bruce, and said, "Honey, you actually believed that? You're such a good actor."

Bruce's lips twitched again, but he forced himself to remain calm and said, "I don't know what you're talking about."

Selena smiled and walked over to Xiao Xian, sitting in his lap. She asked provocatively, "Now you understand, right?"

Bruce immediately feigned anger and shouted, "You guys actually did this behind my back!"

Selena smiled faintly and said calmly, "Carrying you on my back? Isn't that what you wanted? Environmentalist Bruce Wayne, you invited Bin here just so I could 'play cards' with him and give you a little green hat, didn't you?"

Bruce immediately denied it: "You're talking nonsense, how could I be that kind of pervert?"

Selena hugged Xiao Xian, a smug smile on her face, and said, "Abin has already told me everything, and now the whole manor knows that I cheated on you. You're still pretending not to know. That's too fake."

Bruce glared at Xiao Xian and angrily retorted, "You actually told Selena! What did I tell you?!"

Xiao Xian shrugged and smiled helplessly: "Sorry, Mr. Wayne, you asked me to take the initiative. I was thinking that going public would make things more convenient in the future and also allow for more ways to play, wouldn't it?"

Bruce was both angry and excited by Xiao Xian's move. When he told Xiao Xian to take the initiative, he didn't mean for Xiao Xian to be this proactive.

A mixture of anger and excitement welled up inside Bruce. He knew this charade was beyond repair. Things were now completely out of his control, but this feeling of being out of control strangely brought him an indescribable pleasure.

"you!"

Overwhelmed with excitement, Bruce looked at Xiao Xian, forcibly suppressing his inner excitement and desire. Bruce pulled out his belt, intending to go forward and give Xiao Xian a good beating to uphold his authority.

Selena stood up and stopped Bruce, saying calmly and firmly, "Bruce, from now on you must treat Bin with respect."

Bruce looked at Selena, who was blocking his way, and sneered, "Fine, fine~ You actually stood in front of me for him. Don't forget, Selena, I am the owner of Wayne Manor. Besides, we have a prenuptial agreement, so you won't get any of my assets in a divorce."

Selena remained unmoved and responded calmly:

"You are indeed the owner of Wayne Manor, but if you treat Bin poorly, you can forget about seeing me 'play cards' with Bin. I'm taking Bin to my place tonight."

"Perhaps you can force us to play cards, but how much pleasure can such coercion bring you, Mr. Wayne?" Xiao Xian chimed in, simultaneously amplifying Bruce's inner desires and excitement using the magic of Elysium.

"Just think about it, your happy life now will be gone forever, and you'll only be able to live a dull and boring life from now on."

Upon hearing this, Bruce had to admit that even if he could lock Selena and Xiao Xian in the basement, he could never practice environmental protection like he was doing now. The thought of forcing Selena and Xiao Xian to play cards at gunpoint made Bruce feel utterly bored.

Bruce froze at this thought. He felt a surge of panic and looked at Selena pleadingly:

"Don't do that, Selena, I was just joking."

Selena looked at Bruce, a hint of satisfaction flashing in her eyes, but she remained calm: "Then it depends on your sincerity. You have to apologize to Bin, and only if Bin forgives you will I forgive you."

Bruce took a deep breath, suppressing his displeasure, and walked up to Xiao Xian, forcing an apologetic smile: "I'm sorry, Ah Bin, what I said just now was a bit harsh, please forgive me."

Xiao showed a troubled expression and said, "It's not that I can't forgive you, Mr. Wayne, but the other day you really traumatized me by hitting me with your braid. I was scared when I saw you take out your belt to hit me just now."

Bruce immediately apologized, his tone sincere: "I'm sorry, Bin, it was wrong of me to hit you. I promise I'll never hit you again."

Selena looked at Bruce with a sly smile: "An apology isn't enough, honey. As an apology, you'll also be tied to a chair and get beaten up by Bin with his braids."

Bruce hesitated immediately upon hearing this. Although he longed for environmental protection, how could he, Bruce Wayne, Batman, the King of Gotham, be whipped by a mere Eastern servant like Bin? Bruce's pride would not allow him to grant such a request.

Seeing this, Selena smiled slightly and said seductively, "If you agree, as a reward, we can 'play cards' in front of you while you're tied up. Imagine, Xiao Xian and I are playing cards in front of you, husband, you're tied to a chair and can't move, we might even blindfold you and not let you see anything."

"Let's go to the office, there are braids and ropes there," Bruce said immediately, knowing that with his Batman-like physique, it wouldn't hurt much if Bin hit him.

Bruce led Xiao Xian and Selena to the office. He walked in front, with Selena linking arms with Xiao Xian behind them, walking intimately side by side. Selena made no attempt to hide this from Bruce or the other servants; in fact, she deliberately got close to Xiao Xian on the way, kissing him every now and then.

Along the way, the servants they encountered all gave Bruce and his companions strange looks. Bruce felt a wave of shame, but this shame was quickly replaced by a strong sense of excitement. He was incredibly excited, even ecstatic. Even his best friend had come online.

The servants stared in shock at Bruce, who not only failed to stop Selena and Xiao Xian but also acted like a good friend. Some of the bolder ones even whispered to their companions if they were dreaming.

Bruce's heart raced as he stole glances at the crowd. He knew what they were talking about, and he knew the curiosity, surprise, and disdain in their eyes.

Reaching the office door, Bruce stopped and glanced back at Selena and Xiao Xian. Selena smiled slightly, as if she could read Bruce's mind. She tightened her grip on Xiao Xian's hand and whispered to Bruce, "Honey, open the door."

Bruce nodded, took a deep breath, and pushed open the office door.

I've reached my limit after a week of 10,000 yuan a day. I think I've paid off most of my debts. I'll make up for the rest slowly later.

(End of this chapter)