Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Everyone Goes Crazy!

Chapter 2 Tang San: Brother Jie, no! Brother Jie!

"Teacher, this can't be right! We're here to take the entrance exam, and not only do we not have to pay, we can even get paid?"

A parent standing at the front of the registration line picked at their ear, as if they couldn't believe what they were hearing.

"Shrek Academy has a history of twenty years since its founding and has cultivated countless outstanding Soul Masters. So it would not lie."

A middle-aged man slowly walked out of Shrek Academy. He looked to be around fifty years old, tall, and had a distinctive face.

His chin protruded slightly forward, his cheekbones were wide, his face was flat, and he had a slightly hooked nose, making him look a bit like a hook on a shoe insole.

The middle-aged man wore a pair of black-rimmed crystal glasses with rigid square frames, giving him an odd appearance.

"Dean!" Li Yusong and Dai Mubai said respectfully together.

The visitor was none other than Flander, the dean of Shrek Academy.

He waved to the parents and students around him who were registering, and said with a smile, "The academy spares no expense or effort in selecting talents for the Soul Master world."

"Moreover, I've always had a wish to do charity work, and this time it's a perfect opportunity to fulfill that wish."

Shen He, standing to the side, clicked his tongue in disbelief. In the original story, Flander was a real miser, a real penny-pincher!

As a result, the system actually turned Flander into a charity ambassador. Rule-based abilities are indeed amazing!

[Host, I need to clarify something for you: the system's power is also limited.]

[Currently, it is possible to alter the nature of matter, such as turning a piece of raw meat into roasted meat, or ten gold soul coins into ten thousand.]

However, regarding the psychological impact, such as having Flander distribute Gold Soul Coins to students taking the entrance exam, the effect would only be temporary.

[He will regain consciousness after the system's influence disappears; the duration of the influence depends on the system's level.]

Shen He stroked his chin: "What about the money he sent out?"

That means it's really gone.

Shen He:

Brilliant! The most painful thing in life is being alive but having no money!

Thinking of this, Shen He raised his voice and asked Flander from afar, "If I fail the test, will I have to return these ten gold soul coins to you?"

The students and parents surrounding him couldn't help but laugh when they heard this. Although the boy was handsome, he was quite greedy.

You didn't even pass Shrek Academy's entrance exam, yet you want to keep the gold soul coins they gave you? How can you be so shameless?

However, at this moment, Flander's eyebrows suddenly shot up, and he angrily said, "You try to back me? If you dare to back down, I'll fight you to the death!"

"Doing charity is my lifelong dream, and I'll fight anyone who tries to stop me!"

"I swear on the martial souls of all the teachers and students of Shrek Academy that the ten gold soul coins I distribute are yours to keep once you receive them, and I will never ask you to return them!"

"If anyone dares to mention a refund again, I'll bite your toes!"

The students and parents who came to register were taken aback for a moment, and then immediately burst into applause.

What a great philanthropist! A truly rare and exceptional philanthropist!

However, this philanthropist's mental state is somewhat worrying, but it's understandable; who in their right mind dreams of doing charity every day?

Flanders stood tall and proud, and the applause and praise from the crowd made Kun Kun almost stand up straight.

Shen He also clapped loudly, "Great, that's solid now!"

I swear on the martial spirits of all the teachers and students in the academy, even if Flander loses all sense of shame, he will never be able to get this money back.

Shen He is also a reader of the Douluo Continent tetralogy, and he previously found Shrek Academy's entrance test, which was full of flaws, outrageous.

The registration fee is ten gold soul coins. Even those famous soul master academies probably don't charge that much.

The most crucial point is that if you fail the test, you won't get a refund. Isn't this obviously setting a trap for these commoner soul masters and bullying them because they have no power or influence?

The parents of these students scrimped and saved up ten gold soul coins to enroll in the run-down academy in this dilapidated village, only to be swindled out of their money.

Only Shrek Academy would do something so immoral; they've truly lost all sense of shame.

"Third Brother, my feet hurt so much from standing for so long!"

Xiao Wu stretched her ankles, then frowned and said with a wronged expression.

"Then I'll carry you for a while, Xiao Wu," Tang San said with heartache.

"No, Third Brother, you're already exhausted. How can I cause you any more trouble?" Xiao Wu shook her head "strongly."

"I'm already so happy that Giegie cares about me so much."

Shen He grinned as he listened. Good heavens, has Xiao Wu, this old rabbit spirit, been living on green tea for the past 100,000 years?

No wonder Tang San, a shameless and unscrupulous person, was completely manipulated by him. He is indeed a master!

Tang San looked at Xiao Wu's slightly furrowed brows, hesitated for a moment, and then took two steps forward.

His gaze swept around the room before settling on Shen He.

"Excuse me, can we line up in front of you?"

Although Tang San was making a request, his words were full of an arrogant and unyielding tone.

Before he arrived, Master Yu had already told him that the dean of Shrek Academy was his longtime friend, and that Tang San should feel right at home here.

Moreover, his confidence has been greatly boosted after he defeated Dai Mubai, a Soul Master level cultivator, at the Rose Hotel in Soto City yesterday.

Shen He had no parents by his side, and he was frail and weak. He looked like a weakling. Who else would take his place if not him?

Just as Tang San had predicted, Shen He was very easy to talk to and nodded in agreement.

However, he did not expect that Shen He agreed not because he was scared, but because he wanted to use him to test the system's effects.

Most of the students ahead of Shen He did not meet the admission requirements, but they all happily received ten gold soul coins and left.

Ten gold soul coins are enough for a family of three to spend for a year. How could you not be happy with money that you got for free?

When it was Tang San and Xiao Wu's turn, Xiao Wu stepped forward first and extended her delicate hand.

Because he didn't have enough money on him, Flander asked Li Yusong to take his card to Soto City to withdraw money, so now he is in charge of the test.

Flander reached out and kneaded Xiaowu's palm and wrist, then nodded: "Good, you passed."

Tang San's eyes flashed with cold light as he watched. How dare she touch Xiao Wu's rabbit paws? She was practically courting death!

He stepped forward, extended his hand to Flander, and said coldly, "My turn."

Flander glanced at the unremarkable-looking Tang San and frowned.

Are you fucking crazy? I recruit students and do charity work, and this is how you treat me?

Being ugly is one thing, but acting all high and mighty is another? I'll crush you!

However, when Flander placed his hand on Tang San's palm, he frowned.

Tang San had practiced the Xuan Yu Hand, a unique skill of the Tang Sect, since childhood. Even without circulating his soul power, the bones in his hands were different from those of ordinary people, so Flander was unable to determine his bone age.

Since Tang San's bone age couldn't be determined by examining the bones in his hand, Flander decided to touch Tang San's leg instead.

Looking at the narration, Shen He chuckled and changed "legs" to "buttocks".

Flanders clicked his tongue, frowned, and said, "That's really strange, how can I not feel it?"

"Hey! You, unzip your pants and turn around so I can touch you!"

Tang San: ? ? ?

"Teacher, are you trying to feel the bones in my thigh?" Tang San asked, his face flushed with confusion. "But I remember that feeling the bones in your calf can also determine your bone age, right?"

"Oh, you're blushing?" Flander grinned wickedly. "I don't think you understand at all."

"Hehehe, if you don't behave, I might have to do it myself!"

Upon hearing this, Tang San's expression changed drastically. He was so frightened that he took a step back and shook his head frantically.

"No, teacher, please don't do that!"

"Brother Jie, no! Brother Jie!"

(End of this chapter)