Douluo Continent: Narration Modified, Everyone Goes Crazy!

Chapter 3 Tang San's Martial Soul Mutation? Blue Silver Pig Martial Soul?

"No!"

Although Tang San resisted with all his might, Flander was a speed-type Soul Saint, so there was no way he could stop him.

In an instant, his pants fell to the ground, revealing Tang San and Little Tang San completely to everyone.

Flanders glanced at it briefly, sighed, and withdrew his outstretched hand.

"Alright, you pass!"

Tang San was stunned upon hearing this. Wasn't he supposed to touch my butt to test my bone age? How did I pass?

You just wanted to pull down my pants in front of so many people, right?

"Teacher, you didn't even touch me, so how did you determine that I'm not thirteen years old?" Tang San couldn't help but ask, unconvinced.

Flander looked at Tang San with pity and said, "Everyone knows what's going on in their hearts, why do we have to say it out loud?"

Tang San stubbornly shook his head: "No, you have to tell me!"

"Sigh, even when I go to the city to eat fried silkworm pupae, I've never seen anything so small and exquisite." Flander shook his head. "Don't tell me you're not even thirteen; I'd believe you if you said you were three."

The onlookers nodded in agreement; not only was the child ugly, but he was also impotent.

This is like God closing the door on you and then sealing the windows with steel plates—utterly useless!

Upon hearing this, Tang San's face immediately turned bright red!

He glared angrily at Flander before him. How dare he publicly execute him? This man was simply courting death!

Flander didn't notice Tang San's gaze, and instead said, "Alright, show us your martial souls."

Xiao Wu chuckled, a faint red light emanating from her body, and her eyes also turned red.

Her ears slowly grew longer, and soft white fur stood up from the sides of her head, becoming a pair of standard rabbit ears.

After the martial soul was attached to her body, Xiao Wu seemed to have grown taller, and a gentle aura of soul power rippled around her body.

Two bright yellow century-old soul rings coiled up from Xiao Wu's feet, demonstrating her strength at the Great Soul Master level.

With her long rabbit ears, watery eyes, long legs, and slender waist, Xiao Wu immediately captivated the men present.

Xiao Wu smiled sweetly and asked Flander, "Teacher, did I pass?"

Flanders chuckled and nodded: "Not bad, you're quite the little monster. You've passed."

Then, his gaze turned to Tang San, and his expression was no longer so friendly. He said indifferently, "It's your turn. Release your martial soul!"

At Flander's request, Tang San released his Blue Silver Grass martial soul.

"If we modify Tang San's Blue Silver Grass martial soul, we should gain a lot of experience points, right?"

Shen He, who was standing to the side, touched his chin, and with a thought, changed "grass" to "pig"!

Blue Silver Pig Martial Soul!

Tang San extended his right hand, preparing to summon his Blue Silver Grass martial soul.

A blue light flashed, and Tang San immediately felt a terrifying weight on his right arm, which pressed him to the ground.

Tang San shifted his gaze in confusion, only to find that a pig was sitting on his right arm.

This pig is over a foot long and is different from normal pigs. Its entire body is the blue color of Blue Silver Grass, and its body is covered with patterns that resemble the branches and leaves of Blue Silver Grass.

Even the pig's tail was a vine of blue silver grass, which kept swinging back and forth.

"Roar, roar, roar!"

The little pig seemed completely at ease, wagging its tail as it ran up to Tang San and affectionately nudged his trouser leg twice with its snout.

Xiao Wu:

Flanders:

The students and parents who were watching:

"This pig is your martial soul?" Flander paused slightly, then his eyes lit up. "I understand, you're the disciple Xiao Gang mentioned in the letter, right?"

"No wonder he took you as his disciple; you two are indeed of the same lineage!"

Tang San stood up, looked at the Blue Silver Pig that was biting his tail and spinning around, and shook his head frantically: "No, this is absolutely impossible."

"My martial soul is Blue Silver Grass, how could it possibly be this pig?"

However, the connection between a martial spirit and a soul master cannot be faked; he could clearly feel that his martial spirit was the pig in front of him.

"It's a dream, this must be a dream, right?"

"Clap clap clap clap clap clap!"

Tang San shook his head in disbelief, then suddenly slapped himself hard across the face with both hands.

Xiao Wu was shocked and quickly stopped Tang San: "Third Brother, please don't do this, it breaks my heart!"

"The pain you feel is in my heart. How could you hurt yourself like this?"

Amidst the enticing aroma of tea, Dai Mubai stepped forward in shock and whispered in Flander's ear.

"Dean, that's not right. Tang San fought me yesterday; his spirit should be Blue Silver Grass, shouldn't it?"

Flander's pupils contracted slightly: "Are you sure?"

Dai Mubai nodded vigorously: "Absolutely no mistake."

"I see, could it be a mutation of the martial soul?" Flander said, adjusting his glasses.

"The mutation occurred overnight, very quickly, but it's unclear whether it's a benign or malignant mutation."

"Dean, this isn't just a mutation, it's downright freakish!" Dai Mubai's lips twitched. "I've heard of vegetative state patients, but I've never seen a 'vegetative pig' before!"

"Sigh, whether it's Blue Silver Grass or Blue Silver Pig, since he's Xiao Gang's disciple, let him enroll," Flander said helplessly, rubbing his temples.

"Xiao Gang's martial spirit was like that, and now his disciple is like this too? Did I fall into a pigsty or something?"

"Look, that person's martial spirit is actually a pig!"

"This pig even has tattoos, what does that mean, is it some kind of gangster?"

"Those look like the patterns of Blue Silver Grass, right? This martial soul wouldn't be called Blue Silver Pig, would it?"

"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter, tears are streaming down my face!"

Upon seeing Tang San's martial soul, the crowd burst into laughter and pointed at him.

Poor Tang San stood in the very center of the ridicule, his face flushed red as if it were about to bleed.

"Shut up! What are you laughing at? What's so funny?!"

Standing behind Tang San, Shen He tried his best to suppress the upward curve of his lips as he spoke, "Tang San, please understand, everyone here is a Soul Master, and we've all received professional training. Even if something is really funny, we won't laugh."

Hearing Shen He's words, Tang San's complexion finally improved somewhat.

However, Shen He suddenly blurted out another sentence.

"Unless you can't help it."

"Pfft!"

At this point, even Flander, Dai Mubai, and Xiao Wu couldn't help but laugh.

The area outside Shrek Academy became a sea of ​​joy, with some people who had a low threshold for laughter even lying on the ground, rolling around in laughter while clutching their stomachs.

As the dean of the academy, Flander was naturally very good at managing his expressions, but he stopped laughing after a while.

Regardless of other factors, Tang San and Xiao Wu both have quite good talents.

With the cultivation of a Great Soul Master and two hundred-year soul rings, he possesses sufficient strength to meet the standards for clearing the level.

Flander pointed at Tang San and Xiao Wu: "Mu Bai, take them inside!"

"Yes." Dai Mubai nodded.

The next test was naturally for Shen He, and Tang San didn't rush to leave. Instead, he looked at Shen He with resentment in his eyes.

This kid was laughing the most just now. If he doesn't pass the entrance exam, I'll definitely make fun of him back!

Flanders patted Shen He's arm and nodded in satisfaction.

"Your muscles are very solid, your foundation is good, and your bone age is suitable. Summon your martial spirit."

At Flander's request, Shen He summoned his physical martial spirit.

After a moment's thought, Shen He changed "body" to "sacred body".

"hold head high!"

Golden blood energy surged like a raging sea, bursting forth from Shen He's body in an instant, then transforming into a dragon and soaring into the sky.

"Knock knock knock!"

Each heartbeat was like the beating of a divine drum, making everyone's eardrums buzz; it was simply terrifying.

Shen He stood motionless with his eyes slightly closed, his black robes fluttering even without wind.

His disheveled hair danced in the air, his body was like seven-colored glass, clear and flawless. The energy of heaven and earth transformed into divine light that washed over his body, making him look like a god descending from the heavens to earth!

Unparalleled in history, a divine body that reigns supreme!

(End of this chapter)