Pokémon: All About the Breeding House

Chapter 448 If you call me "good brother," maybe I'll let you go... (6k)

"In the Sinnoh region, spring is a time of bright sunshine and blooming flowers. Inside Gengar's nursery, Grancia flowers are in full bloom, filling the entire nursery with their perfect fragrance. Amidst this fragrance, our protagonist Gengar opens its eyes from the ceiling and begins a new day."

Upon hearing the dialect, Gengar was clearly startled and accidentally fell off the ceiling.

???

"Goth?"

What are you doing?

Miss Goth whispered a question in Fang Yan's ear.

"Oh? I'm reading the narration. Don't you think it makes it more interesting?"

Fang Yan also said something in a low voice.

Miss Goth: ————

Miss Skirt: ————

Nine-Tailed Fox: ————

"Goethe".

The narration was added in post-production.

"Oh? Is that so? It seems so. Oh well, it's alright, it won't make a difference."

Fang Yan waved his hand gently, indicating that he was fine, and then continued to stare at the screen on the machine, while Gengar stood on the floor in a daze.

what are you doing?

Fang Yan gripped the wooden pendant on his chest and conveyed his doubts to Gengar.

I forgot my lines —

dialect:----

Didn't you stay up all night memorizing?!

I watched for a few minutes and then accidentally fell asleep.

I—you—you go sit at the same table as Xiaoshana!

There are no lines; just pick something you like from the treasure chest.

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Oh.

Gengar added its own dramatic touch, raising its little hand and winking at the camera.

vomit----

Fang Yan felt like she was about to throw up her breakfast.

Gengar: (

Gengar turned around and randomly picked up a hat from a pre-prepared box. It was a straw hat with Gengar's headshot logo printed on it.

"Goblin!"

It seems my role today is that of a gardener!

Gengar introduced itself.

""

"You can't use me for the movie! You have to use me!"

Fang Yan couldn't help but say it.

Gengar: ? ——)

Is that how it is?

"Keep going, keep going."

With Fangyan and Gengar tormenting each other, the cooperation of the entire breeding house, and the guidance of world-class actress Karen, Fangyan finally finished filming the first episode of the "Different Gengar" series that he had promised to film for Gengar.

"I'm exhausted! It's all Gengar's fault, always doing things on a whim."

After handing the machine to Miss Gothic, Fang Yan plopped down on the grass, panting heavily.

I've been carrying this broken machine all day; it's so heavy. Fang Yan feels like he's lost all feeling in his shoulders.

"Goblin!"

You were the one who came up with whatever plot ideas you wanted me to film! And now you're blaming me!

Seeing Fang Yan and Gengar starting to argue again, Karune was unfazed. She walked into the garden with her Gardevoir, sat down on a chair, and let out a long sigh.

Filming with someone speaking in dialect is much more tiring than filming yourself.

"Ee-ma~"

-

Thank you for your hard work!

Alcremie carried a large plate, toddled along on her short legs, and ran into the garden, placing the honey water and desserts on the table.

"Ee-ma~"

Enjoy!

"Thank you, Frost Milk Fairy."

Karuni picked up the honey water, bit the straw, and took a sip. The sweetness instantly soothed her entire body. She looked at Alcremie and gently said thank you.

Alcremie nodded shyly, then ran back to the kitchen with the plate in her hand.

As Karuni watched the Alcremie's retreating figure, she wondered if she should also raise an Alcremie, so that she could have such delicious honey water and such tasty desserts no matter where she was.

On the other side, Fang Yan, who was arguing with Gengar, suddenly felt a pain in his shoulder. He looked up and saw that it was his Gothic mother massaging his shoulder. Feeling the comfort from his shoulder, Fang Yan grinned.

"Thank you, Gothic Mama!"

Miss Goth remained expressionless as she continued massaging Fang Yan's shoulders.

"For Miss Goth's sake, I'll be magnanimous today and let it go."

Upon hearing Fang Yan's words, Gengar snorted, turned around, turned its back to Fang Yan, and then secretly ate the sausage that Miss Gothic had given it using psychic powers.

I'm only letting you off the hook because of Miss Gothia, hmph!

Miss Gothic sometimes tries to mediate the war between Diablo and Gengar, but she usually only mediates when they are arguing, because she finds it annoying that Diablo and Gengar keep talking non-stop when they are arguing.

However, if it's a fight, Miss Goth rarely intervenes to mediate. Instead, she'll stand by and watch the show with Miss Skirt and some melon seeds.

Because during the fight, neither Fangyan nor Gengar had a chance to speak; their mouths were stuffed full of each other's arms. It was the first time Miss Goth had ever heard of someone fighting Pokémon and even using their mouths.

After a short rest, Fang Yan led Gengar and the others back to the rest area. He plopped down in a grandfather chair and began editing the video he had filmed.

"If only Rotom phones could edit the videos for me automatically, but unfortunately those Rotom phones actually have a Rotom inside."

While working, Fang Yan said, "Once I earn more money, I'll buy a Rotom, which will make my electronic work much easier."

"How's the haircut going?"

Karuni came to Fang Yan's side, looked at the video on Fang Yan's computer screen, and asked a question out of curiosity.

"It's a mess—lots of nonsensical dialogue, and a lot of random people wandering into the frame."

Fang Yan is now in a real bind. "I wish I hadn't argued with Gengar when we were filming. Now all I see are random, nonsensical conversations between me and it."

"Forget it, just cut out the main footage. As for the dialogue, let's leave it in and let it serve as a feature of our video."

Fang Yan no longer hopes that what he sends out will be broadcast on TV. He only hopes that it can be posted online as a video, so that Gengar can have some fun and it won't be a waste of a day's effort.

"Does this make our video more distinctive than others'?"

Fang Yan bit his finger and said.

*Splat*

Miss Skirt slapped Fang Yan's finger out of his mouth and glared at him with hostility.

"Laji".

It's not hygienic at all.

"I washed my hands."

Miss Skirt squinted her eyes.

"Laji".

If you keep doing this, I'm going to sleep by the lake tonight.

"I was wrong."

Fang Yan took the tissue Miss Qun'er handed him and carefully wiped his hands.

"Are you sure you're not just making excuses for yourself because you're lazy?"

Without the slightest hesitation, Karuni exposed Fang Yan's lie.

Fang Yan wasn't angry at being exposed. He simply looked up at Gengar, who was watching cartoons, and said, "Gengar, I've deleted some unimportant dialogue. As long as it doesn't affect the plot, I'll keep the rest of the dialogue in the video?"

"Kou Jie Yi"

no problem.

Gengar didn't even turn its head, and said something completely indifferent.

Seeing Gengar's nonchalant attitude, Fang Yan sighed. Why did it seem like only he cared about this video?

However, knowing that this was Gengar's first and possibly last work, Fang Yan still focused wholeheartedly on processing the video.

The only sounds left at the breeding center were the Pokémon coming and going from the delivery service and the Gengar anime audio that had been deliberately turned down.

"It won't work."

Fang Yan collapsed into the chair and let out a wail.

"I'm so tired, my head is going to explode."

Fang Yan complained as he watched the video being uploaded to a video website.

"That chubby little boy doesn't even know how to thank me. Seriously, I'm so tired, and he won't even pour me a glass of water—"

""

Gengar, who was watching cartoons, twitched its ears and floated into the kitchen, carrying a cup of honey water to Fang Yan's side. It handed the water to Fang Yan with a grin on its face.

"Kou Jie"

You've worked hard, please have some water.

"That's more like it. The video has been successfully uploaded. You should be able to see yourself on your tablet soon."

Fang Yan took the honey water, took a sip, and then spoke.

"Kou Jie?"

really?

"Goblin!"

Thank you, dialect!

Gengar happily pinned Fangyan down, its big tongue constantly licking Fangyan's face.

After Gengar left with the tablet, satisfied, Fang Yan lay motionless on the armchair until Miss Gothic wiped his face clean with a tissue and put a cherry into his mouth, at which point Fang Yan returned to normal.

He kicked Gengar hard in the butt, who was squatting in an extremely strange and comical posture, staring intently at the tablet. Caught off guard, Gengar fell flat on its face. To prevent the tablet from falling to the ground, Gengar made full use of its face to cushion the fall.

"An ungrateful wretch."

Fangyan kicked Gengar in the butt again.

Gengar floated into the air, patted its own butt, and made a face at Fangyan.

"Kou Jie"

I'll let it slide today since you've worked so hard.

After Gengar finished speaking, it led Shana, Tomoyo, Zoroark, and Snorlax to the plush toy area, gathered around the tablet, and kept refreshing the page so that it could see the video that Fang Yan uploaded as soon as it was approved.

Fang Yan glanced at Gengar and the others, yawned, looked around but couldn't find Miss Skirt, and asked curiously, "Where's Miss Skirt?"

"Goethe".

I'm chatting with Miss Karenie and Mrs. Fujino in the backyard garden.

"I see. Wake me up when it's time to eat. I'm going to take a nap first. I'm exhausted today."

Fang Yan looked at Miss Gothic floating beside him and said something.

Miss Goth nodded, indicating that she understood.

So Fang Yan grabbed the two big tails of the nine-tailed fox, using one as a pillow and the other as a bolster, and fell into a good sleep.

Miss Goth placed the Grancidia floral scented diffuser she had just developed the day before on the table around Fang Yan, and then gently pressed Fang Yan's temples with her hand.

A fragrant aroma filled Fang Yan's nostrils. Although the Gramcia flower scent permeated the entire breeding shed, the aromatherapy developed by Miss Goth was equally delightful. Fang Yan, who could normally fall asleep peacefully with just the scent of Gramcia flowers, slept even more quickly with the combination of the Gramcia flower aromatherapy and the Gramcia flower scent wafting from the backyard, along with the soft feel of the furry hand in his arms. In less than a minute, Fang Yan was emitting soft snores.

After taking a shower, Cynthia came out of the bathroom and saw the message Karni had sent her that afternoon, which said that the video she filmed in dialect had been successfully uploaded.

"Is filming finished?"

Cynthia, wrapped in a bath towel, curiously picked up her phone and sat down in a chair. Lucario, who was already waiting with a hairdryer, started drying Cynthia's hair after she sat down.

"Thank you for your hard work, Lucario."

Lucario nodded, indicating that it was what it should do.

While Lucario was blow-drying her hair, Cynthia logged onto a website where videos were uploaded in dialects. She entered "Digital Gengar" into the search bar and a video that was over 30 minutes long appeared, with a close-up of a chubby face on the cover.

"Garuda, do you want to come watch with us?"

Cynthia asked Garchomp for his opinion while browsing the comments. There were only a few dozen comments, but when Cynthia clicked on them, almost all of them were about Karune.

For example: "My God, what am I seeing? Is that Miss Karuni?"

Why is Miss Karuni in the video?

"Is Miss Karuni in love?"

"Is this Miss Karune's new show? It doesn't look like it. Isn't Gengar the main character?"

Of course, there were also a few comments about the video itself.

For example: "To be honest, the idea is quite interesting, and Gengar is quite cute too."

"Upstairs, it's not just cute, it's like cute stars are flying everywhere!"

"What? Doesn't anyone think Miss Skirt is the most beautiful one?"

"It's a pity, the dialogue inside was too painful. It would have been better if it had been filmed better."

However, these types of comments were almost entirely drowned out by comments on Karuni's fan groups.

"Kah?"

Cynthia looked up and saw Garchomp standing behind her. Lucario had also dried its fur. She reached out and touched her hair. "Thank you for your hard work. Let's watch together."

So Cynthia sat down in a chair, holding Ice Eevee in her arms, and started the video.

A familiar voice came from the room, and upon hearing the narration spoken in dialect, Cynthia instantly realized that Gengar's identity today was that of a gardener.

Amidst a dialect-accented narration, Gengar arrived in the backyard wielding a large pair of shears, beginning its day as a gardener.

In the video, Gengar first helps trim the flowers in the garden, a task usually done by Miss Gothic or Mr Fujino every day. Accompanied by the sound of Gengar arguing with the narrator, Gengar trims all the flowers in the garden, making them look exceptionally beautiful.

Watching the fleeting figure in the purple court dress, Cynthia's lips curled up slightly. Without guessing, she knew that Gengar must have completed the flower trimming work with Gothic's help.

Gengar floated to the warehouse, but was suddenly pulled out of the wall by a pair of hands that reached in from off-camera. A voiceover said, "You're filming a movie, why are you going through walls? How am I supposed to get in?"

Hearing the complaints in dialect, Cynthia finally couldn't help but laugh.

"It's quite interesting."

Cynthia said softly.

She noticed that no Pokémon around her responded. Turning her head, she saw that her Pokémon were intently watching a video on her phone, especially the Rockruff, whose shadow stretched all the way to the ceiling and whose head was hanging upside down, all to watch the video.

Cynthia smiled helplessly, "Alright, I'll project it onto the wall."

Cynthia projected the video onto the wall using her genuine Rotom phone, and Garchomp and the other Pokémon scattered, finding suitable spots to watch the video.

Garchomp even took out the snacks Gengar had given it from the kitchen and shared some with Lucario and the others. The group of Pokémon just sat there, eating snacks and watching videos.

"Give me some too, Garchomp."

Garchomp handed the jar directly to Cynthia, then snatched it from Lucario next to it.

Lucario: ?

Cynthia's smile deepened. After taking a little, she handed the jar to Lucario.

Then they watched the video together with Garchomp and the others.

In the video, Gengar floats out of the warehouse carrying a lawnmower, skillfully places it on the grass, adjusts it, starts the engine, and then sits down on the lawnmower. Gengar then drives the lawnmower to clear the weeds behind it.

This task is usually done by Gengar, so Gengar completes it very skillfully and quickly.

The video follows Gengar's work trajectory. After finishing its tasks in the backyard, Gengar begins to wander around, helping Pokémon in need.

For example, a Pachirisu has just climbed up a berry tree, wanting to pick a berry, when a pair of big, chubby hands hand it a berry. Pachirisu takes the berry, looks up, and sees a Gengar wearing a gardener's hat munching on a berry, smiling at it.

Pachlitz: Huh?

Gengar finished the berry in a few bites, put the berry in Pachirisu's arms, waved to Pachirisu, and then turned and left without any hesitation.

Patchlitz looked down at the tree fruit in his arms, then looked up at the spot where he had just picked the tree fruit. The enormous tree fruit was gone. He looked down again at the tree fruit in his arms, which was half the size of the one he had picked earlier.

Remembering the berry that Gengar had just eaten—the very berry he had wanted to pick—Pachirisu's eyes instantly welled up with tears.

"Papa!!!"

Patchlitz's cries echoed throughout the entire breeding house.

My berries!!! Such huge berries!!! I've been looking for these berries for so long!!!

Gengar looked back, its eyes moist.

I never expected that Pachirisu would be moved to tears by its own actions. Little Pachirisu, I never knew you were such a gentle and kind Pokémon. I've decided that I will help more Pokémon in need from now on.

Logically speaking, the Gengar series shouldn't lack villains, but coincidentally, today's villain is played by our Mr. Kairos.

The narration begins: "Piero, the Stag Beetle Pokémon, lives in the backyard of the breeding house, where spring is in full bloom, the air is filled with the fragrance of flowers, and food and vegetables abound. There is a Piero that is eyeing the vegetable garden that Miss Skirt is tending. Today, while Miss Skirt is taking a nap, Piero once again sneaks into the vegetable garden, intending to steal some vegetables to share with his good buddy Heracross."

In the scene, Keiros effortlessly finds his way to the entrance of the vegetable garden.

Cynthia looked at Keiros and, for some reason, had a strange feeling that Keiros seemed very suitable for this kind of sneaky role.

While Miss Skirt was dozing off, Kairos dug up a lot of vegetables. Not satisfied, it then set its sights on the tea leaves not far away. Just as it was about to sneak over there, Miss Skirt suddenly opened its eyes.

Are you really not afraid of death?

Kairos was startled, and even his cloaking wings popped out.

My God, what have I done to deserve being this villain?!

Upon realizing that a film was being shot, Miss Skirt quickly closed her eyes. When she opened them again, the coldness in her eyes had disappeared, replaced by a feeling of pity.

"La-la-ji ...

What do you want to do?

Miss Skirt asked timidly.

Kairos seemed to have never seen Miss Skirt so delicate before, and its courage instantly grew, its large horns on its head constantly twitching together.

"Heli".

Little sister, are you scared? Hand over the good stuff obediently, and call me "good brother" while you're at it, and I'll spare your life.

"It's over————"

The voice was very soft, but Cynthia could tell it was a dialect.

It seems that Keros said something unpleasant.

Cynthia thought to herself.

"Kah?"

Is this guy really not afraid of death? How dare he let Miss Skirt call him "good brother"?

The Garchomp standing nearby couldn't help but complain.

"Luca————"

Well done, little Kairos!

Lucario has already begun to mourn for Kairoos.

Milotic: I hope you can survive a Star Cannon blast in the time to come, kid.

In the scene, Miss Skirt still looked weak and helpless, but Cynthia had a feeling that something bad was going to happen.

Just as Kairos was getting closer to Miss Skirt, Gengar wearing a gardener's hat descended from the sky.

"Goblin!"

How dare you bully a weak Pokémon right under my nose!

Kairos: Weak? Miss Skirt? It? I'm bullying it?

Kairos seemed to remember what he had just done, and his face turned pale with fright.

It's over —

Gengar held a small Shadow Ball in its hand and threw it at Helios, who was knocked away.

"Heli————"

Ah—that wretched Gengar—I'm defeated—

The scene continues, with Gengar grinning and reaching out to Miss Skirt.

"Kou Jie—"

'

Don't worry, I've already taught it a lesson for you.

Miss Skirt held her hands in front of her, her eyes watery.

"Laji~"

Wow, you're amazing! You're so handsome!

The sky began to clear, and although it was afternoon, the sun suddenly became intense.

After hearing Miss Skirt's praise, Gengar put his hands on his hips and became smug.

"Laji~"

Thank you, Gengar, you protected me again today!

Miss Skirt looked tempted, then the scene blurred and the sunlight returned to normal. Gengar unconsciously swallowed.

The camera pans, revealing Keiros lying motionless on the ground, his body charred black.

It looks like he's plotting to kill.

At this moment, Karune brought Gardevoir into the frame. She looked at the unconscious Kairos and said, "You're under arrest."

""

As soon as she finished speaking, Gardevoir used her psychic powers to lift Heroesto up and handed him over to Gothic for treatment.

"And so, our versatile Geng once again protected the breeding house on which it depended for survival."

After the narration finished, the screen went black.

"How is it?"

Cynthia asked the Garchomp and the others nearby.

"Kah!"

It's pretty good, quite interesting.

Lucario: I prefer the conversations between Geng and the dialect.

Flower Rock Monster: Me too.

Seeing this, Cynthia thought for a moment, opened her long-unused social media account, copied the video's URL, and sent it out.

Cynthia: Gengar, so cute~ @GengarCard

Half an hour later.

Karuni: Guest appearance, Fei Qian is happy @ "The Ever-Changing Geng Coupon"

Another half hour passed.

Daigo: Art, art, art! So interesting, so good-looking, I love watching @The Changer Coupon (Purely a shill's comment)

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Mikoli: It's truly a show full of strange beauty! @The Changer Coupon

I am the Dragon King, I am the Dragon Knight: My goal in fighting crime is the same as yours. Go for it, Geng Quan! @《Geng Quan: The Ever-Changing Man》

The strongest champion, Leon: Yi Yi Yi, I've seen this Geng before. It's incredibly cute and powerful. Looking forward to the next episode! @GengChanging

My name is Beggar Deckard: Huh? How come all the champions have been awarded? What did I miss? Oh well, I'll keep watching, I love it! @《The Ever-Changing Geng Coupon》

Padiaez: Gengar—now I want to raise one too! @Gengar

Professor Oak: This Geng is so adorable, I suddenly feel like writing a senryu (a type of Japanese poem) — @Geng's Changer