Pokémon: All About the Breeding House

Chapter 449 Professor Oak: This animal shelter looks like a perfect place to retire.

"You're strangling me."

Fang Yan opened her eyes, took off the Monini hanging around her neck, sat up, and gasped for breath.

Monini was awakened by his movements. It sat on the carpet and looked at Fang Yan.

"Nini?"

Why are you up so early?

"You almost strangled me to death, do you know that?"

Fang Yan said irritably, while reaching out to pinch Monini's nose.

"Nini."

Hehe, I didn't mean to.

Fang Yan yawned and was about to lie down and go back to sleep when he found that his spot had been taken over by Meowth. He glanced around and saw Pokémon sleeping in all sorts of strange positions.

So can you tell me why there are so many Pokémon in my room? Kangaskhan, why don't you sleep with your mom? Come to my room! And Larvitar, shouldn't you sleep with your aunt and cousin? What are you doing in my room?

And finally, you, Munchlax! How did you get into my room?!

Wait, where's my little red airplane? I haven't seen it today.

Fang Yan quickly stood up, searched the room, and then leaned down to look under the bed. There were no other Pokémon under the bed except for Xeno'jiiva.

Looking at the Röntgen cat sleeping under the bed, Fang Yan was speechless.

I remember you were a cool and aloof Pokémon, weren't you? How did you get infected by the sleeping postures of Momonini and the others?

After searching everywhere, Fang Yan couldn't find the little red airplane. "Strange, where's my big little airplane sister? Where did she go?"

To be honest, it felt a little strange not to see the airplane girl's unrestrained sleeping posture the moment I woke up.

"Wasn't I sitting in the rest area yesterday? How come I suddenly went back to my room to sleep?"

Fang Yan muttered to himself in confusion as he opened the wardrobe to change his clothes, but he was startled as soon as he opened it.

"Holy crap, what is that?!"

Fang Yan jumped back in fright, landing hard on the mattress. Miss Goth, who was sleeping on it, was startled by the "duang" sound.

"It was suddenly launched into the air."

Miss Gothic fell onto the mattress, opened her eyes, and stared at Fang Yan in confusion.

"Goth?"

What did you do now?

Upon hearing Miss Goth's voice, Fang Yan quickly stood up. "It's nothing, I was just startled by the things in the closet."

Miss Goth floated out of bed and came behind Fang Yan, curious about what Fang Yan meant by the things in the wardrobe. When she looked, she saw a red and white airplane lying there, fast asleep.

dialect:----

He took the little red airplane out of the closet and threw it onto the bed. The little red airplane was awakened by Fang Yan's noise. It opened its eyes groggily, and a voice that had just woken up entered Fang Yan's mind.

What are you doing?

"I also want to ask you, why did you end up sleeping in my closet?"

"I don't know—I slept on the carpet yesterday—"

Hearing the girl's voice, Fang Yan was completely speechless.

How can a Pokémon sleep on the floor and inside a closet? I don't understand.

Fang Yan changed his clothes and looked at the Pokémon scattered haphazardly on the carpet in the room. He said, "Miss Goth, we must make it clear to them today that, except for special Pokémon that can go back to their rooms to sleep, all other Pokémon must go back to their designated sleeping spots."

"Goethe".

Well, I see.

We have to do it this way; there's no room left to even step in the room.

Especially since there's a baby kirastress inside. What if it dreams that it's eating and then bites the bed in half?

After Fang Yan finished washing up in the bathroom with Miss Goth and Monini, Miss Goth took Monini downstairs to prepare breakfast.

Looking at the sleeping, super-powered cat sister, Fang Yan thought to herself that it was getting lazier and lazier. It used to wake up with Miss Goth, but now it only gets up after Miss Goth has been busy downstairs for a while.

For this, Super Meow Brother even protested to Fang Yan, saying that Fang Yan spoiled his little sister too much, making her so lazy now.

Fang Yan thought it would be good to sleep a little longer and suggested that Super Meow Meow could come and sleep with him, but Super Meow Meow refused because he was shy and couldn't accept being held and petted by Fang Yan.

Fang Yan pushed open the balcony door, and Miss Skirt and Roseredo were sitting on the balcony, swinging their little feet and whispering to each other while looking at the backyard.

Gengar, on the other hand, was practicing yoga as always.

"Hey Gengar, aren't you tired getting up this early every day?"

Fang Yan sat in a chair, watching Gengar practicing yoga, and asked curiously.

It seems that since Gengar came to the breeding house, it rarely sleeps in, especially after learning to use a tablet and seeing yoga classes. It gets up even earlier and goes to the balcony to practice yoga every day, regardless of wind or rain.

Even when he's away on business, Gengar will find a relatively spacious and quiet place to practice yoga every morning.

Sometimes when Fangyan sees Gengar getting up later than him, it's because Gengar has finished practicing yoga while Fangyan is still in bed, and Fangyan is bored and has gone back to his little blanket under the ceiling to continue sleeping.

Gengar was busy controlling its form and didn't have time to answer the dialect's question.

"Laji".

Did you know? Ghost-type Pokémon can actually stay awake.

"Huh? Is that even a possibility? Does that mean Gengar doesn't have to worry about the consequences of sudden death?"

Fang Yan opened his mouth wide and then said something that immediately broke Gengar's defenses: "Then can't I let Gengar go out and deliver food at night? Late-night food delivery, the price is five times that of daytime delivery."

Upon hearing the dialect, Gengar, who was crossing one leg, suddenly lost its footing and fell to the ground with a thud.

It glared angrily at Fang Yan.

"Goblin!"

You have absolutely no conscience!

"How am I heartless? I'm just trying to make the nursery more money. You're not going to die of a sudden, so what's wrong with doing more? Haven't you heard of 'the capable should do more'?"

"Goblin!"

I won't suddenly die, but I need to sleep too! Besides, if I order takeout tonight, are you going to get up and cook for me? You can't expect me to cook, can you? Even if I did, would you let them eat it? Huh? Say something!

"Of course I wouldn't dare."

Fang Yan recalled several times when Gengar had cooked and ruined the pot, and shook his head.

Letting a Ghost-type and Poison-type Pokémon cook is something no one would dare to eat. The main problem is that if someone accidentally gets poisoned, that would be terrible.

Another point is that Gengar can eat at least 70% of the food it makes.

At this moment, Miss Gothic floated directly from downstairs onto the balcony, placed a pot of tea on the table next to Fang Yan, and took out cups to pour tea for Fang Yan, Gengar, and Miss Skirt.

"Thank you, Miss Goth."

Fang Yan picked up his teacup, took a sip, and sighed contentedly, "Indeed, nothing is more comforting than a pot of hot tea in the morning."

Gengar also picked up its teacup, drank the tea in one gulp, and let out a comfortable sigh.

"Kou Jie Yi"

Nothing feels better than having a cup of hot tea after a morning yoga session.

"A shrewd scholar."

Mind your own business.

"shameless."

I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen to Squirtle chanting.

"You fatso, shameless, a sly imitator."

Miss Skirt and Roseredo exchanged a glance, both sensing the helplessness in each other's eyes.

They picked up their teacups and drank their tea, then listened intently to the dialect and Gengar arguing.

After Fang Yan finishes a glass, Miss Goethe pours him another one. She usually stops when Fang Yan says he doesn't want any more or when there's something urgent.

While Miss Gothic was pouring tea, Fang Yan looked at the planting area in the backyard and said, "I remember the tea leaves in the planting area should be ready soon, right?"

Miss Skirt nodded.

"Laji".

It smells delicious already.

"Then let's find some time to pick them and try frying them ourselves to see if we can succeed. I'm really looking forward to it, since it's tea grown by our own nursery."

The nursery slowly awoke to life amidst the dialect and conversations of Gengar, Gothic, Lady Skirt, and Roserade.

After finishing his breakfast, Fang Yan returned to his favorite reclining chair, plopped down, and then lay down.

"Mrs. Fujino, what are the plans for today?"

Fang Yan yawned, grabbed the nine-tailed fox's tail and stroked it, then asked Mrs. Fujino, who was taking notes nearby.

"Let me see. A few trainers said they would be coming today to pick up their Pokémon that they had entrusted to us, and one person called ahead to say they would be coming to buy a Pokémon egg. That's all. So, you can just wait for customers to come in as usual, shopkeeper."

Mrs. Fujino flipped through the booklet in her hand and spoke without looking up.

"Another day of slacking off—"

Fang Yan yawned again. "Nine-Tailed Fox, shall we go for a drive? It feels like it's been a long time since we've run freely and enjoyed chasing the wind."

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"call out."

I'm fine with anything you do.

Fang Yan glanced at the Nine-Tailed Fox lying beside him, its body enormous. "Look at you, all you do is eat and sleep all day, you never exercise, and you've gotten so fat."

As soon as he finished speaking in dialect, a sharp pain shot through his thigh, causing him to scream in agony.

Without even raising its head, Jiuwei retracted the tail that had been whipping Fangyan's thigh.

Ninetales isn't Gengar; it won't argue with Fangyan. All it will do is whip Fangyan hard with its tail.

"Have you stopped checking your videos since you uploaded them yesterday?"

Karuni walked over with a cup of milk tea and sat down in the chair next to Fang Yan.

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

"I personally suggest you take a look; your video has already generated a lot of discussion."

Karuni made a suggestion to Fang Yan.

"Discussion? I hope it's not all criticism of me. I'd better not read it."

"Don't worry, it's half and half."

Upon hearing Karni's words, Fang Yan curiously asked Gengar to hand him the tablet, and then opened a website to browse.

Fang Yan browsed the relevant information and saw that in just one night, the number of views had reached number one, far ahead of the second place, which was Karuni's new movie.

"Number one in views? I didn't pay for any views, how come so many people are watching?"

Fang Yan gasped.

"Paying for traffic?"

Karuni stared at Fang Yan. "You mean I paid for views on my new movie?"

dialect:!

"No, you misunderstood. What I meant was, I didn't pay for any views for my videos, so how come the view count is on your movie?"

"I didn't say you paid for traffic; you've wronged me."

"Alright, I know what you mean. It's normal that your video has the most views."

Why?

Fang Yan was very puzzled. Logically speaking, how could his terrible film be more popular than Karu Ni's movie?

Could it be that my own films aren't actually garbage? Do people actually enjoy watching my films? Or am I some kind of hidden master director?

Was he simply held back by this breeding house?

"You don't even look at who recommended you."

Upon hearing Karuni's words, Fang Yan curiously opened the website Karuni had sent him. After taking a look, he was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth.

???

"Huh?! Why is everyone tagging my video?"

Fang Yan was incredibly surprised to see that all the champions tagged his videos. "Even the Gym Leaders and Professor Oak are getting involved?"

With recommendations from all the champions, plus some recommendations from gym leaders I'm on good terms with, it's no wonder so many people are watching.

The champion itself generates buzz and traffic, especially when all the champions are recommended together, it's even easier to attract other viewers.

"How was it? What are your thoughts? Aren't you excited? Getting all the champions to give you a free GG is way more effective than paying for data."

"Actually, I don't have any particular feelings, but I do know that we can continue filming the second installment."

"But why did Mr. Adej from the Unova region and Champion Yez from the Padilla region also give me a GG? I don't think I've ever met them before?"

Fang Yan asked in confusion.

"I guess Mr. Adekel from the Unova region just wanted to join in the fun. As for Champion Yez from the Padiya region, I don't know much about the Padiya region. In fact, most of us champions know very little about the Padiya region, especially Champion Yez. She rarely participates in our battles. It is said that there is a deep pit in the Padiya region that needs someone to keep an eye on it at all times, so Champion Yez has always stayed in the Padiya region."

Karune explained, "Occasionally they need us to go and help them, but we don't know much else about them. We always feel that Paradox Pokémon is a bit strange."

I know that. Guleton is very cool, but riding on land is really awkward. He has wheels on his chest, but he insists on using four legs to run.

I'll find another opportunity to thank them later.

Fang Yan handed the tablet back to Gengar. "Gengar, although the videos we made—well, you can't really call them videos, they're more like animated films, right? Okay, let's just call them animated films—have received a lot of negative reviews, but I've also noticed that some people find them quite funny. So, do you want to continue?"

"Kou Jie?"

Will anyone actually like it?

"Really? Why would I lie to you? It's just that the number is a bit small."

"口桀"

I'll take pictures as long as someone likes them, hehe.

"Okay, whatever makes you happy. I'll do whatever you want."

Fang Yan couldn't help but laugh when he saw Geng Gui's innocent smile.

Upon hearing this, Gengar pounced directly at Fang Yan.

"Kou Jie—"

"Mah—Mah—"

"Goth?"

Why did you call me?

Miss Goth floated down from upstairs, staring at Fang Yan with an unfriendly expression.

I didn't call for Mommy—I meant I'm numb—

There are so many unspoken difficulties with dialects.

"Is this the dialect breeding shed? Oh? This fragrance of flowers is truly refreshing—"

A familiar voice came from the doorway of the breeding house.

Miss Gothic floated to the doorway immediately and saw Cynthia standing there with an old man, and Professor Yamanashi standing beside her.

Professor Oak?

Miss Gothic had met Professor Oak before, so she recognized him at a glance.

"Long time no see, Miss Goth."

Professor Oak greeted Gothic with a smile, and Gothic politely returned the greeting before stepping aside to welcome Professor Oak and the others.

"Professor Oak, Professor Yamanashi."

When Karune saw the arrival of two top-tier experts from the Pokémon knowledge community, she politely stood up and greeted them.

"Champion Karune is here too? It's been a long time, Champion Karune."

Professor Oak was somewhat surprised and greeted him.

"Long time no see, Doctor."

"Is the dialect still asleep?"

Professor Oak saw Fang Yan lying on the old chair and asked with a smile.

"No—no—numb—numb—"

"Mother?"

Professor Oak looked puzzled and asked Cynthia, "Is he calling you 'Mom'?"

Do young people these days have such fancy ideas?

Cynthia was speechless.

Seeing this, Miss Goth quickly took out a cherry and stuffed it into Fang Yan's mouth.

"Ugh—I'm so numb—"

After his dialect returned to normal, he breathed a sigh of relief and quickly stood up. "Professor Oak, it's been a long time."

"What you just did was—"

Professor Oak asked, puzzled.

"Oh, just now, I was playing around with Gengar and it licked me so hard I got paralyzed. Please excuse me."

After understanding what had happened, Professor Oak laughed and said, "It's clear that you have a very good relationship with Gengar and the others."

""

"Didn't you say Professor Oak would be going to Professor Yamanashi's lab? I was just about to go there."

Upon hearing the dialect, Professor Yamanashi replied, "Professor Oak wanted to come and see your breeding center to discuss and learn more, so Cynthia and I accompanied him. We hope we didn't disturb you?"

"No, not at all. Shall I show you around our nursery?"

"Thank you for your help."

Professor Oak said with a smile.

Following Fang Yan to the backyard, Professor Oak looked at the breeding house, which was less than a tenth the size of his own. Wild Pokémon could be seen everywhere, and the fragrance of flowers was everywhere.

"Your animal husbandry shed—"

Professor Oak took a deep breath and then said, "It looks like a good place to retire."