Courtyard houses: Those who are capable are rewarded, and many children bring many blessings.
Chapter 291 The Exquisite Body with Seven Apertures
Niu Dazhuang didn't make a fuss; instead, he grinned mischievously and said, "I'm used to it!"
Yu Beibei's face flushed red. She raised her chin and looked at Niu Dazhuang's face: "You shameless scoundrel!"
After saying that, he put his palm up and stretched his hand in front of Niu Dazhuang's face.
"How much do you want to borrow?"
"Hmm, ten yuan then. All the small restaurants are closed now, so if you want to eat out, you have to go to a high-end restaurant."
"Speak first, I'm not going to Old Mo!"
"It's the perfect season for hot pot with mutton! How about Donglaishun?"
"You're quite generous, let's go."
"Of course! Women hold up half the sky these days, and we women are just as capable as you men!"
The young girl was so easy to fool. Niu Dazhuang got on the bicycle, and without him even asking, Yu Beibei sat on the back.
"You're quite an interesting person. Is your name really Da Niu?" Yu Beibei, sitting in the back, spoke first.
"My surname is Niu, and my coworkers call me Da Niu."
"Oh, that's more like it. Seeing your bicycle and watch, your workplace must be pretty good!"
"It's alright. It'll be quite late after dinner, are your parents okay with that?"
"What's there to worry about? It's okay to go back a little later. I'm an adult now, you know!"
Niu Dazhuang hasn't had hot pot in a long time. It's not that he can't afford it, but he wants to keep a low profile, just like when he eats at home now, he tries to eat the same coarse grains as his neighbors.
If someone investigates you, they'll find out immediately that your assets have an unclear source.
"Holy crap! I've seen people who can eat, but I've never seen anyone eat as much as you!"
We started by ordering three jin (1.5 kg) of mutton and a bottle of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor). Before we'd even drunk much of the liquor, the three jin of mutton slices were all gone.
They ordered another two jin (1 kg), and there was still one plate left. Judging from how fast Niu Dazhuang ate, he wasn't even full yet, and Yu Beibei started swearing.
"If you get a free meal, eat as much as you can, as long as you don't die."
"What the heck! You've come here to rip me off? I'll only give you ten yuan, the rest you'll have to pay yourself, I can't afford it!"
"You're so stingy! This meal's on me. You can treat me next time!"
"real?"
Niu Dazhuang didn't answer him, but slammed ten yuan and a bunch of meat coupons on the table.
Yu Beibei's eyes crinkled into crescent moons with laughter: "Hehehe... I'll go get two more jin. I couldn't bear to eat any earlier."
Niu Dazhuang had almost finished eating, so this time he wasn't in a hurry to eat anymore. Instead, he ate and drank at the same time, without urging anyone to drink more.
He did want to tamper with Yu Beibei's drink, but the drug in the drink took effect too quickly, and Yu Beibei collapsed before they even left the restaurant.
Yu Beibei watched him slurp down a mouthful of wine and savor a bite of meat, thoroughly enjoying his meal. Influenced by him, Yu Beibei also drank quite a bit.
When I left the restaurant, I was so unsteady on my feet that I could barely walk.
The cool breeze outside made her even more dizzy, so she sat on the back of the bicycle and hugged Niu Dazhuang's lower back.
Upon arriving at the entrance of the rented apartment, Niu Dazhuang feigned concern and asked, "Should I take you home, or do you want to sober up before going back?"
"I...I'm going to take a nap, don't worry about me!" After saying that, she staggered into the yard.
Why didn't Niu Dazhuang, such a kind person, help her? He held her slender waist with one hand and pushed the bicycle with the other.
After entering, he closed the door behind him. He didn't even prop up the bicycle; he just put it on the ground.
He scooped up the pretty girl and headed into the house.
"Hehe, what are you doing? I can still walk..." After saying that, she put her arms around Niu Dazhuang's neck. Her big eyes were clear and bright, showing no signs of drunkenness!
At the crucial moment, Yu Beibei swore again: "Damn it, I'm not playing anymore! You're a fucking animal, trying to kill me!"
"Damn, you're not drunk?"
"How would I know what you're up to if I don't pretend to be drunk? Get out of my way!"
"How can you give up halfway through something? Don't be afraid!" Niu Dazhuang was just like the Big Bad Wolf.
"I've never seen anyone like you before, you're absolutely terrifying!"
"I promise, not only will I not kill anyone, but I'll also let you experience pleasure you've never felt before."
"real?"
"I'm lying to you, I really am a puppy!"
Yu Beibei bit her lip lightly and closed her eyes: "Then be gentle..."
Niu Dazhuang understood the strategy of "besieging Wei to rescue Zhao," which meant Bei Bei could finally relax completely...
"Holy crap! Holy crap..."
Around 10 o'clock, Yu Beibei happily rested her head on Niu Dazhuang's strong chest: "What do you suggest we do? I can't go home now."
"Do I need to teach you that excuse? You've done it all the time, haven't you?"
"Ugh! How come you're so amazing? You have so many tricks up your sleeve!"
"Impressive, huh? I've only used 30% of my power so far. If I weren't worried about your body not being able to handle it, hehe..."
"You get all worked up just because I said you're fat! I'm perfectly fine."
"Looks like you're still not convinced!"
"Are you kidding me? Women are always the winners in this kind of thing. I've only ever heard of oxen being exhausted, never land being ruined by plowing!"
"I love women like you who never give up. Just don't come crying and begging for mercy later!"
"I'm begging for mercy, I'll call you 'Grandpa' when we meet!"
"Are you really going to argue? Let's read the script while riding a donkey..."
The next day at dawn.
Yu Beibei, who never admits defeat, fainted again.
Niu Dazhuang was really afraid that someone would die, so he stopped and covered the two of them with the blanket before going to sleep.
The sun was high in the sky when Niu Dazhuang finally got dressed, albeit lazily.
His movement startled Yu Beibei awake.
The young woman was still in a daze. After staring at Niu Dazhuang across from her for a while, her dazed eyes finally focused.
"My God! I'm still alive?"
"I didn't realize you were so tough! You're got the makings for underground work!" Niu Dazhuang joked.
"You've really gone too far! You're such a jerk!"
Although she didn't admit defeat in person last night, Yu Beibei was completely won over, both physically and mentally.
"Don't linger, I'm a legend. I'm leaving now, you should rest a little longer!"
"Don't go! My whole body feels like it's falling apart. Help me to the outhouse..."
Niu Dazhuang never expected that Yu Beibei, who was usually so carefree, would be so clingy. After coming back from the outhouse, she said she was thirsty, drank some water, and then said she was hungry...
It was almost noon when Niu Dazhuang said helplessly, "Miss, if I don't go to work soon, my salary will be docked."
Yu Beibei grabbed his arm: "Promise me, come see me in three days, and I'll let you go!"
"Addicted?"
Yu Beibei nodded shyly, then stared sharply at Niu Dazhuang: "I'm addicted! You're the one who made me addicted, so you have to take full responsibility!"
"Okay, okay, I'll always take responsibility!"
Only Niu Dazhuang has the confidence and resources to say such things. Yu Beibei has a unique physique, unlike any other woman.
I rushed to work and queued for lunch. While eating, I started thinking. I'd give Yu Beibei the title of "exquisitely clever," one of the top ten gems.
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