Become a Homelander and a Marvel superstar

With a strange sound effect, Harley's head, which had been flattened into a pancake by Darkseid, bounced back to its original shape like a sponge that had absorbed a lot of water.

The eyeballs, which had been suspended in mid-air, suddenly shrank back into their sockets.

The neck also bounced back to its original position under the pulling force.

This absurd scene caused Darkseid to pause slightly, a look of bewilderment flashing in his eyes.

"Haha! My turn!!"

Harley reached her hands into the wide hem of her dress, as if she were reaching for something.

To everyone's astonishment, she pulled out a giant black wooden mallet with an extremely exaggerated design.

The surface of the mallet was also painted with "10000 T" in white paint.

"Feel the bride's anger!"

Harley raised her giant hammer and swung it through the air three times like a windmill, creating a whooshing sound as it slammed down on Darkseid's head.

"Thump—!!!"

A deafeningly loud bang.

Amidst the stunned gazes of all the heroes, and under Darkseid's incredulous expression.

This overlord of the universe, the king of Apokolips, was actually smashed into the ground by this hammer!

The earth shook violently, and dust billowed everywhere.

Darkseid's entire body was slammed into the ground, with only his head remaining above ground.

Several cartoon yellow birds suddenly appeared above his head, circling and flying around.

"Done!"

Harley, leaning on her giant hammer, struck a victory pose.

"..."

The audience was shocked!

That's Darkseid! The tyrant of the universe!

He got hit by a crazy woman's hammer like a gopher?!

The Dark Elite Legion had followed Darkseid in his campaigns for many years and had never seen such a sight.

"boom!"

The ground exploded.

Darkseid pulled himself out of the pit, his usually indifferent face now showing obvious rage.

Although the blow did not cause him any real damage, the feeling of being smashed into the ground in front of the entire army was more infuriating than the injury itself.

"Accept destruction!!" he roared at Harley.

But Harley was no longer there.

She was standing to the side of Darkseid, holding a huge palette and a paintbrush.

"Don't move! Don't move! Your fierce expression isn't cute at all."

Harley's paintbrush moved quickly, then bounced away like a spring after she finished.

Darkseid felt a chill on his face. He reached down and touched it; his fingers were covered in paint.

Under the high-definition live broadcast cameras around the world, Darkseid's cold and majestic face was painted with two comical mustache strokes, and his eye circles were painted to look like panda eyes.

"puff……"

It's unclear which rebel soldier couldn't help but let out a short laugh.

"Damn crawler!!"

Darkseid let out an angry roar, his eyes flashing red light.

"Sizzle—!!"

Two bright red Omega rays shot out from Darkseid's eyes, heading straight for Harley's face.

"Oh wow! Oh wow! What a passionate gaze!"

Harley turned and ran, her legs spinning like a whirlwind as she darted away with a "whoosh".

But the omega rays follow closely behind, following with various right-angle bends.

What happened next left all the Earth heroes and the Dark Elite Corps present dumbfounded.

Harley jumped up and down between skyscrapers.

Just as the ray was about to hit her back, she suddenly pulled a huge mirror from under her skirt and held it in front of her.

"A rebound!"

"Chirp—!"

The indestructible omega rays were refracted back the instant they came into contact with the mirror.

The refracted Omega rays struck a Apokolips escort ship in the sky, blasting it into a fireball.

Darkseid watched this scene in disbelief.

How could the Omega effect be reflected by a mirror? This defies his common sense about the universe!

These exaggerated effects, usually only seen in cartoons, are now playing out in reality on this brutal battlefield.

Audiences all over the world were stunned.

What is this?

The doomsday battle for Earth's survival has suddenly turned into a weekend evening cartoon?!

On the screens broadcasting live worldwide, people who had been crying in despair were now staring blankly at that green figure.

The children in the safe house and air-raid shelter couldn't help but burst into laughter as they watched the green-faced bride on the screen twisting and turning and making all sorts of funny movements.

Although the adults found it absurd, the extremely oppressive tension did indeed dissipate considerably at that moment.

Even the tense rebel soldiers couldn't help but twitch at the corners of their mouths, turning the tense atmosphere into a relaxed and absurd one.

"It's my turn again!!"

Harley threw the mirror away and reached into her neckline, rummaging around inside.

A moment later, he pulled out an exaggeratedly large Gatling gun with a pink bow tied to the barrel.

"Da da da da da da!!!"

The gun barrel, emitting blue flames, didn't spew out bullets, but rather ripe, rotten tomatoes.

"Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!"

The tomato slammed into Darkseid's gray armor and face, bursting into puddlees of red juice.

This certainly couldn't harm him, but it was extremely insulting.

Darkseid, the new god leader of the universe and the nightmare of countless civilizations, is now being used as a prop in a circus by a green-faced madwoman!

At that moment, he felt an unprecedented sense of humiliation.

"Enough!!"

Darkseid roared, scattering the tomato juice from his face.

He leaped forward, his enormous hand grabbing Harley's slender waist and slamming her violently to the ground.

"boom!"

The ground was smashed into a deep crater.

Darkseid didn't stop; he raised his foot and began to stomp on Harley in the pit like a storm.

Every step triggered a small earthquake, and the entire square trembled violently.

"Oh my god! My poor Harley..." The person in the distance collapsed on the ground, covering their eyes, unable to bear to look.

When Darkseid stopped trampling and removed his foot.

Harley-chan, as expected, did not appear.

She was like a flattened piece of paper, limp and stuck to the bottom of the pit.

Then, the paper doll Harley reached out and pulled herself out of the ground, put her thumb in her mouth, and blew air into it like she was blowing up a balloon.

"call--!"

Her body swelled up like an inflatable doll and returned to its original shape.

Darkseid was also baffled by this situation; it was the first time he had encountered such an enemy.

He grabbed Harley again in disbelief.

"Oh dear! Time for hide-and-seek!"

Upon seeing this, Harley immediately crouched down.

He conjured a red iron bucket from nowhere and, with a "clang," completely enveloped himself inside.

Darkseid strode forward, grabbed the metal bucket with a furious expression, and forcefully lifted it upwards.

However, there was no sign of Harley under the metal bucket.

There was only one bundled together, a classic red explosive.

There was also a yellow sticky note on it that read "KABOOM!" in big letters.

"Surprise—!!"

Harley's voice came from behind a bunker several dozen meters away.

She poked her head out, holding a remote-controlled detonator, and made a face at Darkseid.