Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.

Before he could finish speaking, he saw the tiger on the screen start to back away, while Tang Li was still hanging on the tiger's head, like a koala.

Wang Yuyu kept backing away until she bumped into the stove behind her, and finally couldn't back up any further.

He could feel the pressure on his neck loosen a bit, and just as he was about to catch his breath, he heard the "tiger girls" above him suddenly fall silent.

He carefully shook his head and saw Tang Li let go of his hand, sit down on the ground with a "thud", her eyes wide open and her gaze empty as if she had lost her soul.

Tang Li had just opened her tightly closed eyes and looked at the tiger-headed creature in her arms. She was immediately terrified, her mind went blank, and only one thought kept repeating in her mind:

"who I am?"

"What am I doing?"

"Did I just restrain a 400-kilogram wild tiger?"

"I hit it too?"

"Am I tired of living?"

"I……"

Looking at the enormous tiger head before her, she recalled the sensation of being pressed against its body and the intense scent of the forest. Suddenly, she began to imagine herself being torn apart by the tiger, and tears welled up in her eyes.

"I must have really angered those with guaranteed job security!"

"It's definitely going to eat me! I'm dead, I'm really dead this time!"

"Mom and Dad, please forgive your unfilial daughter for not being able to take care of you in your old age!"

"I've never been in a relationship before! I don't have a boyfriend! I don't want to die..."

Wang Yuyu was dumbfounded when she saw her like this. "I didn't do anything! How did you react like this?"

He leaned closer and gently touched Tang Li's arm with his nose, feeling utterly innocent: "I didn't do anything! You pounced on me! It's not my fault!"

He glanced up at the security camera in the corner, his eyes conveying a "you all saw it" defense. "This tigress held me down; I didn't move a single finger the whole time. It really has nothing to do with me!"

Seeing that Tang Li didn't react, he tried to growl: "Roar!"

Tang Li froze, her body trembling instinctively, her eyes still unfocused.

Wang Yuyu was now truly worried. "Won't I scare them silly?"

He quickly moved closer and gently rubbed his tiger head against Tang Li's body, his movements clumsy and careful.

With this touch, Tang Li finally reacted.

She slowly turned her head and stared blankly at Wang Yuyu.

Wang Yuyu was overjoyed. "She's still alive! It's alright, it's alright! My job is finally safe!"

But the next second, Tang Li suddenly covered her mouth, held Wang Yuyu's head, and vomited with a "goo".

Wang Yuyu's face instantly darkened, not with tiger fur, but with anger.

He could smell his own body odor, which was nothing more than a strong smell of sweat mixed with a bit of blood. Was it really necessary to vomit like this?

He shrank back in disgust, trying to avoid this "biological attack," but Tang Li was holding onto his tiger fur tightly with one hand, and he couldn't shake her off at all.

"Damn it, I didn't complain about you, but you're complaining about me first?"

Wang Yu looked utterly helpless, her tail irritably swishing across the ground. "I know I smell a bit strong, but couldn't you just bear with it? Did you really have to throw up like this?"

"It's very rude to vomit in front of the person in question, you know?"

The people in front of the monitor screen went from initial shock to tension, but in the end, they were all amused by this absurd scene.

Fan Zhengcheng laughed so hard he slapped his thigh: "This tiger...this tiger is more aggrieved than a person! Uncle Wang, I think this tiger is destined to be with your employee, so...how about we skip the anesthesia and talk about taking it over?"

Wang Weiguo was suddenly stunned. He stared at the tiger on the screen, which was being used as a "vomiting stent," and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Yes, such a human-like tiger would be a living advertisement if it could stay in the park!

He immediately took out his phone, intending to call Tang Li.

But the next second, Wang Jianguo poured cold water on his enthusiasm, saying, "Director, have you forgotten! A stable job and good health don't meet the national adoption standards!"

Upon hearing this, Wang Weiguo stood there, stunned, holding his phone.

In the kitchen, Tang Li finally recovered after vomiting. Looking at her hand holding the tiger's fur, and then at the tiger in front of her with a look of disgust, her face instantly turned red to the roots of her ears.

Tang Li wiped her mouth, then suddenly looked up and glared at Wang Yuyu, putting her hands on her hips like a bristling little animal: "What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman vomit before?"

She looked at the dark stains on her hands, wrinkled her nose in disgust, and said, "If you weren't covered in mud like you'd rolled in a puddle, would I be throwing up like this?"

"As a tiger, can't you have a little bit of an image to maintain?"

"With a face as dirty as yours, will you ever find a wife? Even a tigress would avoid you..."

Wang Yuyu's ears drooped as she was scolded, her amber eyes filled with astonishment.

He'd lived two lifetimes, and this was the first time someone had ever pointed a finger at him and insulted him.

A low growl rumbled from his throat, as if in rebuttal: "Woman, don't go too far! I've put up with you for too long!"

But its roar was soft and lacked any intimidation; instead, it sounded like a cat meowing in a tantrum.

Tang Li belatedly realized that the other party was a wild tiger, her cursing stopped abruptly, she snorted, patted her butt and got up from the ground, then turned and walked towards the water tank.

She turned on the tap and rinsed her mouth vigorously. The icy tap water made her cough twice, but out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of a yellow-black figure following her.

Wang Yuyu had absolutely no intention of paying any attention to these "tiger girls".

He strongly suspected that the girl had come from that basin in the southwest, and that she was even more ferocious than a tigress.

Despite the slander, my cravings wouldn't let up.

He simply lay down by the sink, stretched his head out, and picked up a large shrimp floating on the surface, crunching happily.

Wang Yuyu's scent wafted over, and Tang Li turned her head away in disgust, pushing his stubby head away: "Stay away from me, you're filthy! You stink, you're going to stink up the kitchen!"

These words completely aroused Wang Yuyu's rebellious psychology. The "rebellious factor" in his human soul came to the fore: the more you prevent me from getting close, the more I want to stick close to you!

He deliberately squeezed closer to Tang Li, his massive body blocking half of her body. While eating shrimp, he deliberately shook his head, splashing water onto Tang Li's clothes and leaving a trail of wet stains.

"You did this on purpose, didn't you?!"

Tang Li's anger flared up the moment she saw the water stains on her chest, and she swung her fist and slammed it into Wang Yuyu's forehead with a thud.

The force is not strong, so it only confuses you without hurting your brain.

"I know you understand human speech! Don't play dumb with me! Move aside right now, or I'll skin you alive and make you into a tiger-skin coat!"

Wang Yu let out a low growl, and instead of retreating, he used his shoulder to push Tang Li, his weight of over 400 kilograms directly squeezing her into the corner.

He grinned cheekily, revealing two fangs, and his tail swished wildly behind him, its tip occasionally brushing against Tang Li's ankle, as if in provocation.