Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 29 Children Fighting
Upon hearing this, Tang Li's shouting stopped abruptly, and her face flushed red instantly, from her cheeks all the way to her ears.
She was so ashamed that she wanted to disappear into the ground. She shrank under Wang Yuyu as much as possible, burying her head in his thick, fluffy tiger fur, not daring to show even her eyes.
"Roar!" Seeing her like this, Wang Yuyu immediately understood that she had "admitted defeat." He happily let out a loud and triumphant roar, which shook the surrounding snow and caused it to fall down.
After feeling smug, Wang Yu slowly stood up, shook off the snowflakes on his body, held his tail high, and turned around to climb back up Eagle Beak Rock to enjoy a sunbath.
But he had only taken two steps when Tang Li suddenly sprang up from the snow behind him, like a nimble monkey, and jumped onto his back with lightning speed!
She clung tightly to Wang Yuyu's neck with both hands, her legs wrapped tightly around his stomach, clinging to his back like a gecko, refusing to let go for even a moment.
"Want to leave? No way!" Tang Li shouted excitedly in his ear. "A secure job? I didn't say I was giving up! Our contest isn't over yet. Today I'm going to beat you into submission!"
Startled by this sudden "sneak attack," Wang Yuyu was instantly stunned, then filled with speechless disbelief.
What kind of childish, shameless fighting tactics are these?
Can't you follow the rules?!
Wang Weiguo, watching this scene on the screen, felt extremely ashamed and wished he could find a cloth to cover his face.
But he was also afraid that Tang Li might accidentally fall and get hurt, so he could only grit his teeth and sit there, feeling uncomfortable under the strange, suppressed laughter of the surrounding police officers.
Fan Zhengcheng, who was in the distance, was extremely anxious, and his palms were sweating.
But Tang Li didn't send a distress signal, and he didn't dare to rush over to bother her. He could only squat there, unconsciously picking at the bark of the tree next to him, turning a perfectly good piece of bark into a pitted mess.
Wang Yuyu slammed his hind legs off the ground, leaping high into the air and then crashing down, twisting violently from side to side, as if he wanted to use all his strength to shake off the "sticky plaster" on his back.
But Tang Li seemed to be attached to his back, her hands tightly gripping his neck, and her legs tightly clamping his waist and abdomen, no matter how much he struggled, she remained motionless.
"Get down! Get down here right now!" Wang Yuyu was so angry that her fur stood on end. Her roars grew more and more rapid, filled with madness and helplessness. "You shameless woman, how dare you act like a scoundrel!"
Tang Li, however, remained completely unaffected. Her cheeks flushed red, and she excitedly whispered in his ear, "Want me to get down? Easy! Do you admit defeat? As long as you give in, I'll let go immediately!"
"Damn it!" Wang Yu cursed Tang Li a thousand times in her heart, feeling like she had the worst luck in eight lifetimes to have met such a nemesis. "How did I end up with such an unreasonable woman like you!"
When brute force failed, Wang Yuyu had to change tactics.
He simply lay down in the snow and rolled around in it, scattering snow everywhere as he rolled, as if he wanted to use the rolling to "rub" Tang Li off his back.
The two of them, one human and one tiger, frolicked in the snow for a good ten minutes, their bodies covered in a thick layer of snow. Even Tang Li's hair was covered in snowflakes, making them look like two snowmen who had just been dug out of a snowdrift.
But Tang Li remained like a leech, firmly stuck to Wang Yuyu's back, showing no sign of loosening her grip.
Wang Yuyu was completely worn down, lying motionless on the snow, her chest heaving slowly. All she could think was endless self-mockery: "Damn it, I was stupid enough to try and reason with a woman! I must have lost my mind! Going head-on with her was just asking for trouble!"
Tang Li noticed his movement and immediately patted his tiger head excitedly: "A secure job, are you convinced or not? If you're still not convinced, then keep rolling! Anyway, your tiger-skin coat is thick and warm, and it's quite comfortable to lie on. I don't mind staying a little longer!"
"Roar..." Wang Yuyu let out a muffled growl, shaking his head weakly, which was taken as an admission of defeat.
"Hmph! If only you'd done this earlier!"
Tang Li gave a smug hum, finally loosening her grip on his hands. She plopped down on Wang Yuyu's thick back, grabbed some snow off her body, and rubbed it repeatedly on his fluffy tiger fur, trying to remove the snow and dust from his fur.
After rubbing for a couple of seconds, Tang Li frowned, looking at the dirty snow covered in tiger fur and mud on her hands, and said with a look of disgust, "Employed job, can't you have any hygiene awareness? Can't you take a bath more often? Look how dirty you are, you don't like to be clean at all!"
Wang Yuyu growled under her breath, inwardly grumbling, "Disgusted by dirt? Who was clinging to my neck and refusing to let go just now? Now they're acting all clean! Typical double standards!"
But the next second, as Tang Li gently rubbed his back with just the right amount of force to relieve the soreness after rolling around, Wang Yuyu instantly lost his temper.
He squinted comfortably, letting out satisfied snorts, and even rubbed against Tang Li's hand, unconsciously letting out a low, pleasant growl: "Mmm...so good! Where did you learn this technique? Did you used to be a masseuse at a bathhouse?"
Tang Li's lips curled into a smug smile. Her hands moved with perfect control, sometimes gently kneading, sometimes lightly stroking, secretly pleased with herself: "Little brat, you think you can mess with me? I'll show you my years of honed cat-petting skills! Whether you're a tiger or a cat, you'll be completely subdued by me!"
As she spoke, she scooped up a large handful of clean snow and poured it onto Wang Yuyu's back, scrubbing it vigorously like she was giving a pet a bath.
Fan Zhengcheng and his group in the distance, as well as Wang Weiguo and others watching the screen at the foot of the mountain, all breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that the man and the tiger had finally stopped fighting. Their hearts, which had been hanging in suspense, were finally at ease.
While giving Wang Yuyu a "bath," Tang Li said, "A secure job? Do you want jerky instead?"
Wang Yuyu shook her head slightly.
"Does that mean you want chicken?" Tang Li asked again.
Wang Yuyu shook her head again, her eyes showing a hint of impatience. No!
"Is it a pig?"
He still shook his head.
"Could it be a cow?"
Wang Yu simply turned her head to the side, too lazy to respond anymore.
Tang Li frowned, somewhat impatiently saying, "This guessing game isn't working! Who knows what you actually want! Communicating with you is such a waste of time!"
She grabbed a handful of snow and muttered to herself, "If only you could speak or read, you could just tell me directly. It would save so much trouble and prevent us from wasting time here!"
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