Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.

Chapter 308 The Divine Artifact: The Shit-Stirring Stick

Wang Yu noticed Tang Li's subtle actions, and his previously tense face instantly contorted with anger. He growled at her repeatedly, baring his teeth slightly, inwardly screaming, "Tang Li, you shameless woman! You even film me taking a dump? Have you no morals at all?"

"Put your phone down right now, stop taking pictures!"

"Delete the video right now, absolutely do not keep it, or I'll never forgive you!"

Tigers are often most vulnerable when they are defecating.

He had only yelled twice when the intense urge to defecate struck again, forcing him to temporarily set aside his threat to Tang Li and concentrate all his energy on taking a dump.

"Goose, goose, goose..." Tang Li looked at his angry, anxious, and helpless expression, and laughed out loud like a goose while taking pictures with her phone.

"Damn it... Tang Li... you just wait... wait... I'm done... I'm going to teach you a lesson!"

Wang Yu was seething with anger, muttering harsh words to himself intermittently, his muscles tense as he strained to defecate.

After holding it in for a long time, I finally let out a long sigh of relief and expelled what was stuck in my stomach.

"That feels so good!" After finishing her bowel movement, Wang Yu felt completely relaxed and instantly refreshed, and the embarrassment on her face also disappeared.

He glanced back at his "achievements," and his gaze suddenly stopped. The thing blocking the exit that he had pulled out was actually a tree branch-shaped object. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a half-digested ginseng!

"Oh, it's ginseng!" Wang Yuyu suddenly realized. "No wonder my stomach has been bloated and uncomfortable ever since I ate the ginseng; it turns out I couldn't digest it!"

"It seems this stuff really can't be eaten; it's bitter and hard to digest. If I come across it again, I'll just give it to Tang Li to save myself the trouble."

The thought of Tang Li immediately brought back the memory of her secretly filming him while he was defecating. His anger flared up again, and he turned around to glare at Tang Li, ready to settle the score with her.

Before he could react, Tang Li had already put on a mask and gloves, walked up to him, and sternly pushed his head away: "Move aside, don't disturb me, get out of the way!"

Wang Yu subconsciously moved aside, obediently making way, and muttered to herself, "Fine, let her play with poop and pee first, I'll settle the score with her after she's done!"

Tang Li squatted down and immediately spotted the few partially digested ginseng roots in the pile of excrement. She frowned, turned around, and glared fiercely at Wang Yuyu, her anger flaring up.

"You're a tiger, why are you eating ginseng? Do you want to switch to a vegetarian diet and become a 'vegetarian tiger'?"

"Look at yourself, this ginseng is completely indigestible. Luckily it came out; otherwise, you'd be doomed!"

"Then you'll become the world's first tiger to die from suffocation, and you'll be famous!"

Wang Yuyu felt guilty after being scolded, so she quickly lowered her head and looked towards the pond on the side, not daring to look Tang Li in the eye, looking like she had done something wrong.

But the next second, he realized what was happening and felt indignant: "Damn it, wait a minute! I haven't even settled accounts with you yet, and you're already bringing me up? I haven't even settled the score for secretly filming me while I'm pooping!"

He immediately raised his head, bared his teeth at Tang Li, and let out a low growl, trying to get back at her.

But Tang Li was prepared. She immediately grabbed a stick that had been poked in feces and stained with urine, pointed it at Wang Yuyu, and teased him with a smile, "Come on, come on! If you've got the guts, come and bite me!"

Wang Yu looked at the filthy wooden stick, instantly taking two steps back in disgust, inwardly yelling, "Tang Li, you're disgusting!"

"Get away from me! Don't get your filth on me!"

"That's incredibly unsportsmanlike! If you're so tough, fight me for real! Who are you trying to scare with this lousy stick? What kind of hero are you!"

Tang Li, holding the stirring stick, deliberately moved closer, excitedly teasing him: "Come on, weren't you going to bite me? Come here! Why aren't you coming over? Where's your earlier bravado?"

"You're ruthless!" Wang Yu cursed inwardly, but there was nothing he could do. He could only glare at Tang Li and then turn and walk quickly toward the water outlet of the pool, as if to say, "If I can't afford to mess with you, I'll just avoid you."

"You little punk, you're still too green to mess with me!" Tang Li couldn't help but laugh as she watched his disheveled retreating figure. She then squatted down again and carefully collected samples.

Wang Yu walked to the outlet of the pool, sat down directly in the water, and rubbed his buttocks against the mud and sand to wash them.

After washing his bottom clean, he ran to a nearby boulder that was warm from the sun and rubbed his bottom back and forth until the fur was dry before stopping, satisfied.

Tang Li had already collected the sample and was walking towards Wang Yuyu with the plastic basin that had contained the urine.

As soon as Wang Yuyu saw the basin, she immediately recoiled as if she had been burned, taking several steps back and staring at it from a distance with a look of disgust on her face.

"Why are you dodging?" Tang Li teased him with a laugh, deliberately tossing the plastic basin towards him. "This is something that came out of your body, it's part of you, don't be so disgusted, it's hurtful!"

Wang Yu immediately jumped onto another boulder, looking at Tang Li with disgust, her eyes seeming to say, "Human, get away from me! Don't get your dirty potty on me, I need to stay clean!"

Tang Li chuckled and stopped teasing him. She squatted down at the water outlet of the pool and washed the plastic basin with the stream water.

Wang Yu watched Tang Li's unguarded back as she bent over washing the basin, her eyes darting around, and a wicked thought popped into her head again: "Hmph, serves you right for taking pictures of me secretly, for scaring me with that turd stick, I'll teach you a lesson today!"

He quietly circled behind Tang Li, then suddenly lunged at her calf and gently bit it.

Tang Li felt a dull pain in her calf, immediately put down the basin in her hand, quickly twisted Wang Yuyu's nose with one hand, and gently tapped his head with the other, making him wince in pain:

"Ouch!"

"Loosen your grip! Loosen your grip now! Get your grip loose right now!"

Wang Yuyu's nose stung from the twisting, and her breathing became labored. When she heard Tang Li's genuine cry of pain, she panicked. She immediately released her grip, squatted down in front of Tang Li, and stared intently at her bitten calf with her amber eyes, her gaze filled with panic.

"I didn't even bite hard, and it already hurts?"

Tang Li glared at him and said angrily, "If you dare to bite me until I bleed, see how I deal with you!"

"I'm going to give you a few acupuncture needles to teach you a lesson!"

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