Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 325 Don't come any closer!
She squinted, leaning forward to try and make out what it looked like, muttering to herself, "Why does it...it looks like a snake?"
"That's impossible. How could someone with a secure job bring a snake along?"
She could hardly believe her eyes, so she quickly raised her hand to wipe them and looked again.
When they realized that Wang Yuyu was indeed holding a snake about two meters long in his mouth, they were instantly terrified, their faces turning pale and their bodies stiffening.
Then, she let out a terrified scream: "Oh my god, a snake!"
Seeing Wang Yuyu carrying the large snake and charging towards her step by step, Tang Li was terrified. Forget everything else, she turned and ran, shouting back at Wang Yuyu as she ran:
"A secure job? Don't come near me!"
"Put the snake out of your mouth right now! It's terrifying!"
"Ah! Don't come any closer! Stay away from me! I'm terrified of snakes!"
"A guaranteed job?! Are you crazy?! Stop chasing me..."
Hearing Tang Li's terrified and panicked screams, Wang Yuyu was overjoyed and couldn't stop smiling. He deliberately slowed down his running speed and followed Tang Li at a distance.
The large snake in her mouth would occasionally sway, deliberately trying to scare her.
"Tang Li, run faster! The giant snake is catching up with you!"
He secretly simmered with malice, his smile deepening. He even deliberately sped up, startling Tang Li into screaming and running even faster.
Tang Li glanced back and saw the large snake in Wang Yuyu's mouth getting closer and closer to her. The snake's winding body and mottled patterns made her scalp tingle.
Although her legs were trembling with fear, she still mustered all her strength to speed up, repeatedly calling out for help: "Uncle Zhang, help! Uncle Zhang, please come and save me!"
"Director, Uncle Wang, help! Someone please save me! I'm terrified of snakes!"
"You've got a secure job! Put what's in your mouth and don't come any closer!"
"Why are you chasing me? Don't come any closer..."
Tang Li ran around the open space in a panic a few times, panting heavily, but she couldn't shake off Wang Yuyu behind her no matter what she did.
In a moment of desperation, she turned around and ran towards the nearby woods, circling around the tree trunks and playing "Qin King Circling the Pillar" with Wang Yuyu.
Meanwhile, upon hearing Tang Liqi's pitiful cries for help, Uncle Zhang thought she was in some kind of danger. He was so frightened that he immediately rushed out of the security room, quickly climbed up the wall, and craned his neck to check the situation.
But when he saw the scene in the open space, his tense nerves relaxed instantly, and he couldn't help but lean on the wall and burst into laughter.
Wang Yuyu was seen carrying a large snake in his mouth, slowly chasing after Tang Li with a smug smile on his face.
The speed was very slow, and there was no intention to harm Tang Li at all; it was clearly just teasing her.
Uncle Zhang has lived to be so old; he's seen plenty of scenes of people teasing tigers and tigers scaring people.
This is the first time I've ever seen a tiger playfully tease someone!
Seeing Tang Li's panicked state and Wang Yuyu's smug expression, he laughed so hard he could hardly stand up straight, tears welling up in his eyes. He had no mind left to save Tang Li.
Tang Li was out of breath from running. Hearing the laughter, she looked up and saw Uncle Zhang laughing heartily on the wall. As if grasping at a straw, she immediately shouted loudly at him:
"Uncle Zhang, help! Please help me!"
"A guy with a secure job chased me with a snake in his mouth—it was terrifying!"
"Hahaha...good, good, good...hahaha..."
Uncle Zhang laughed so hard he was leaning against the wall, his words slurred. "Little Tang... hahaha... you... don't rush me... ahahaha... let me laugh for a bit... hahaha... my stomach hurts from laughing... hahaha..."
"Uncle Zhang!" Tang Li was both angry and scared, and couldn't help but roar like a lioness, "Stop laughing! Come down here and help me get rid of this secure job and take that snake away..."
"Hahaha...okay...okay...I'll come down right now..." Uncle Zhang laughed until his body went limp, and slowly waved his hand.
He agreed verbally, but didn't even lift a finger.
Wang Yuyu continued to leisurely chase after Tang Li, laughing even more heartily at her panicked appearance, his tail wagging so hard it almost flew up, clearly addicted to teasing her.
Uncle Zhang leaned against the wall, laughing uproariously for a while, until he noticed Tang Li was panting heavily and about to collapse. Only then did he manage to stop laughing and shout loudly towards the open space:
"Little Tang, don't run away! Your secure job won't hurt you; it's just teasing you!"
"What are you afraid of! Stop it now!"
"Snake! There's a snake! My secure job is in danger, I'm scared!"
Tang Li, supporting herself on her knees, bent over and gasped for breath, her chest heaving violently, as she roared through tears.
He was enveloped in fear, his whole body was trembling slightly, and even his voice was trembling.
Wang Yuyu realized that he had teased Tang Li enough; if he continued, Tang Li would probably really break down in tears!
So he immediately turned around, grabbed the snake in his mouth, and ran toward the iron gate, no longer daring to frighten Tang Li.
As he ran, he didn't forget to steal a glance back at Tang Li.
Seeing her slump to the ground, panting heavily, glaring angrily at him, Wang Yuyu couldn't help but shiver. His heart skipped a beat, and he thought to himself, "I'm doomed! I've gone too far!"
"Tang Li is really angry; she's definitely going to punish me later!"
"This whole thing is going to be a real pain for them!"
Tang Li sat on the ground, watching Wang Yuyu sneak glances at her, and was so angry that her teeth itched. She randomly pulled at the grass roots on the ground with both hands.
She plucked each blade of grass with her bare hands, muttering, "Your secure job is doomed! Nobody can save you today! Not even Jesus could help you!"
"You dare try to scare me with a snake? I'll give you a good prick today!"
"I'm going to use the biggest needle to prick you hard, so you'll remember it for the rest of your life!"
"I'm so angry!"
She grew angrier as she spoke, her cheeks puffed out, her eyes blazing with fury, and her breathing became more rapid.
Wang Yu ran to the iron gate, put the large snake from his mouth on the ground, raised his head, and looked at Uncle Zhang, who was still smirking on the wall.
"roar!"
A soft growl drew Uncle Zhang's attention. He stretched out his paw and made a skinning motion towards the large snake on the ground. Then he pointed to his mouth, his eyes urgent, indicating that Uncle Zhang should process the snake and skin it for him to eat.
Uncle Zhang lay on the wall, watching Wang Yuyu's actions with a blank expression.
Completely unable to understand its meaning, he turned to Tang Li in the open space and shouted, "Little Tang, what does 'iron rice bowl' mean? What is it gesturing for? I don't understand!"
Tang Li sat on the ground, glanced at Wang Yuyu with annoyance, and said impatiently, "What else could it mean?"
"He told you to get rid of that snake; he likes it!"
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