Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.

Chapter 335 Was he teased?

"How about we eat some wild boar?"

"Wild boars reproduce quickly, and they've gotten quite plump these past few months. They must have a lot of meat on them, and they'll taste delicious."

But then he frowned and thought again: "I'm getting a little tired of eating wild boar every day. It would be better to try something else."

"I'm so conflicted, what should I eat?"

"It's been a long time since I've eaten fish, but the river hasn't frozen yet, and the fish in the water swim so fast that they're hard to catch. It takes too much effort."

"Dog meat is quite delicious, tender and not dry."

But the thought of his previous experience sent a chill down his spine.

"But to eat dog meat, you have to go into the village. Last time I secretly caught one, and Tang Li scolded me for more than half an hour. I almost went deaf from her scolding. It was terrifying."

"Let's not go to the village to look for dog meat. Let's wait until we have a chance to try it when we encounter a lone dog outside the village."

"Ugh, this is so annoying! What should I eat? What should I eat?!"

Wang Yu walked slowly through the forest, sighing as he went, exuding the aura of a king of the mountains and forests.

The animals around him would either flee in terror at the sound of his footsteps or the scent of his body, keeping their distance.

They either cower in their dens, trembling, silently praying that Wang Yuyu hasn't discovered them and that they can escape this calamity!

In the latter half of the night, Wang Yuyu strolled leisurely along a winding mountain path, stopping and starting, sometimes looking down to smell the scent of the roadside plants, and sometimes looking up at the distant mountains, feeling relaxed and content.

As dawn approached, a car slowly drove down the mountain.

Ma Jingye was rushing down the mountain on business. Just as he turned a bend, he saw a huge figure walking in the middle of the road. Startled, he slammed on the brakes, the tires screeching against the ground. The car stopped just over twenty meters away from the figure.

Ma Jingye rubbed his eyes, looked through the windshield, and the moment he saw the figure in the lights, his eyes widened and he couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow! A tiger!"

"My goodness! It's huge!"

Wow~

He rubbed his eyes repeatedly to make sure he wasn't seeing things, and his exclamations of surprise never stopped!

"My goodness, it's so big!"

When Wang Yu saw a car approaching, she glanced at Ma Jingye inside, but showed no panic. She slowly walked to the side of the road, making way for the car.

"We're here! We're here!"

"They're here! They're here!"

"Holy crap!"

"My goodness!"

Ma Jingye gripped the steering wheel tightly, leaned forward slightly, and stared intently at Wang Yuyu, his expression a mixture of excitement and nervousness!

Wang Yu walked to the roadside, stopped, looked up at Ma Jingye in the car, nodded slightly, and then glanced at the direction down the mountain, clearly indicating to him: the road is clear, hurry up and go!

Ma Jingye remained frozen in his seat, his eyes fixed on Wang Yuyu, muttering repeatedly, "To actually encounter a wild tiger here, what incredible luck! My goodness!"

Seeing Wang Yuyu nod at him, he exclaimed in surprise, "My God, is he calling me over?"

"Look at that big tiger's head, long legs, big belly, and big tail! So majestic!"

"Those features are so perfectly proportioned! He's a textbook example of a tiger! So beautiful!"

Wang Yuyu stared at Ma Jingye, who remained motionless for a long time, her amber eyes filled with speechlessness. She thought to herself, "What's this driver up to? I've already cleared the way for you, why isn't he moving?"

"Don't you know the rules? Can't you even pass another car on a country road?"

Seeing Wang Yuyu standing motionless by the roadside, Ma Jingye wondered to himself, "Why isn't this tiger moving?"

"Does he want me to come over?"

"Should I step back a little and avoid provoking him?"

The man and the tiger remained locked in a stalemate, neither of them moving.

Seeing that Ma Jingye hadn't moved for a while, Wang Yuyu simply got tired of waiting. She slowly lay down on the spot, put her head on her paws, and looked like she was saying, "If you don't leave, I'll stay here with you."

"He's here! He moved!" Ma Jingye exclaimed, his eyes wide. "Ah! He sat down!"

"He's down!"

"What should I do? What should I do? He's not leaving. Is he trying to ambush me?"

His tone was a little more nervous, but he still couldn't hide his excitement.

"How come this tiger isn't afraid of people at all!"

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, as if he had thought of something. He hurriedly took out his phone and, with trembling fingers, dialed a video call with his wife.

As soon as the call connected, Ma Jingye immediately leaned in front of the camera and excitedly growled, "Wife! Wife! Look! Look!"

"I've encountered a wild tiger!"

"It's right on the mountain road. Look, isn't that tiger big and beautiful?"

"Wow! A big kitten!"

On the other end of the phone, his wife's voice was also full of excitement, even with a hint of urgency:

"Honey, where are you right now? I'm coming over right away, send me your location quickly!"

Ma Jingye was chatting enthusiastically with his wife on his phone, while the camera kept focusing on Wang Yuyu, completely forgetting the danger posed by the "real person".

Wang Yuyu lay down by the roadside, watched him for a while, and then, finding it extremely boring, let out a big yawn, closed her eyes, and prepared to take a nap.

"Oh, they're so sleepy they've closed their eyes and gone to sleep!"

Ma Jingye noticed that Wang Yuyu had closed her eyes, and a mischievous thought popped into his head. He chuckled and quietly honked the car horn.

"Bang!"

The crisp sound of a horn rang out on the quiet mountain road.

The sudden horn startled Wang Yuyu, causing her limbs and tail to stand on end. She instinctively darted to the side, almost running away, her eyes filled with lingering fear.

Seeing Wang Yuyu's panicked appearance, Ma Jingye laughed so hard he almost fell over in the car, "Hahaha~"

Wang Yuyu regained her senses, her eyes widening, her amber pupils filled with rage as she stared intently at Ma Jingye in the car, her mind screaming with fury:

"Damn it, you shameless bastard, you've got some nerve, haven't you? You dare to scare me, the king!"

"Go ahead and press it again if you dare! I'll rush over and slap you across the face, and show you what I'm capable of!"

"Just because I haven't shown my teeth doesn't mean I'm a pushover!"

Ma Jingye completely ignored his anger, laughing hysterically in the car. His laughter drifted out through the cracks in the car, sounding particularly jarring.

After he finished laughing, he saw that Wang Yuyu was no longer staring at him and instead lowered his head to lick the fur on his body. He couldn't resist the urge to press the horn again, his hand trembling.

"Bang!"

The horn sounded again.

Wang Yuyu was once again so frightened that his whole body trembled, and the hair on his body stood on end. This time, he was truly enraged!

This guy is really pushing his luck!

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