Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 34 Tiger Roars in the Forest
This girl was actually secretly taking pictures of him with her phone!
He immediately flew into a rage and roared in Tang Li's direction, "Roar!"
He cursed Tang Li a thousand times in his heart: "You shameless woman! You peek at other people urinating and even dare to take pictures! Don't you have any shame! You're making me so angry!"
Caught red-handed by Wang Yuyu, Tang Li's face flushed red instantly. She hurriedly and clumsily put her phone away, wishing she could disappear into the ground.
Having raised tigers for so many years, she could guess what Wang Yuyu was up to. She just couldn't resist being mischievous, but she didn't expect to be discovered.
She kept her head down, her shoulders trembling slightly as she tried to suppress her laughter: "Hahaha, even a secure job can be shy! What a timid tiger!"
Wang Yu looked around again and saw that everyone else was obediently facing away from her and had no intention of peeking, so she felt relieved.
He raised his rear end and his tail high, and a large stream of urine shot out, drawing an arc in the air and spraying several meters away, all of it landing on the rocks and the trees nearby, leaving a strong odor.
Just then, Tang Li suddenly shouted at Fan Zhengcheng and his group, "Captain Fan, cover your ears! The iron rice bowl is about to be announced!"
"Huh?" Fan Zhengcheng and his group were full of doubt, not understanding why Tang Li would say that, but out of trust in Tang Li, they quickly raised their hands to cover their ears.
Sure enough, the next second after marking the territory, Wang Yu raised his head, mustered all his strength, and let out a deafening roar towards the sky: "Roar!"
The tiger's roar was powerful and majestic, like thunder rolling across the valley, carrying for several kilometers. The birds in the forest were startled and fluttered their wings, scattering in all directions. The snow on the branches was shaken and fell down in a flurry, forming a small "snow waterfall".
Unfortunately, Fan Zhengcheng and his group happened to be standing under some large trees, and the snow that fell from the sky drenched them completely.
The icy snow water seeped into their clothes through their collars and cuffs, making everyone shiver. Snowflakes clung to their hair and eyebrows, turning them into little "snowmen."
Wang Yuyu, who had just lowered his head to jump off the rock, caught a glimpse of this comical scene and burst into laughter.
His amber eyes narrowed into slits with laughter, his mouth was wide open, and he was making a "gurgling" sound in his throat, clearly delighted by the scene.
This was even better than he had expected!
Tang Li leaned against a tree trunk, looking at the group of disheveled "snowmen" in front of her, and couldn't help but burst out laughing, clutching her stomach: "Hahaha... Captain Fan, your costumes are so unique!"
She leaned against the tree trunk, only a few scattered snowflakes clinging to her body, completely unaffected.
As Fan Zhengcheng and his group frantically cleared the snow off themselves, they turned around angrily and glared at Wang Yuyu, who had jumped down from the rock.
If it weren't for this tiger, they wouldn't have suffered like this!
"What? You want to fight me?"
Wang Yuyu wasn't intimidated at all; instead, she glared back defiantly.
He raised his right paw, and the sharp tiger claw shot out with a "whoosh," grabbing the boulder beside him fiercely. With a "ripping" sound, a deep, bone-revealing tiger claw print was instantly left on the hard rock.
Then, he walked up to a large tree as thick as a bowl, raised his claw and swung it again, tearing off a large piece of bark to reveal the tender wood inside.
After doing all this, he growled at Fan Zhengcheng and his group in a low voice, "You're not convinced? Come on over here if you dare! No guns allowed, let's have a real fight and see if you can beat me!"
This blatant intimidation terrified Fan Zhengcheng and his group.
They stared at the deep, bone-revealing tiger claw mark on the stone, then at the tree trunk torn and mangled. The hairs on the back of their necks stood on end, and their ignited anger was instantly extinguished. They belatedly averted their gaze, no longer daring to meet Wang Yuyu's eyes.
As they continued to brush the snow off themselves, they mentally ranted:
"My God! I actually dared to get angry with a Siberian tiger! Did I eat the gall of a bear and the heart of a leopard?"
"Holy crap, that's the king of beasts! With my small frame, let alone fighting back, one swipe of his claw would probably take half my life!"
"It can leave marks on such a hard stone, those tiger claws are incredibly sharp! If that happened to me, a huge chunk of flesh would be torn off!"
"By the way, would this tiger paw print be considered a 'rare souvenir'? If I could get it off, would it be worth a lot of money?"
"..."
Just as everyone was lost in thought, Wang Yu walked arrogantly toward Tang Li.
Tang Li's nose twitched, and she immediately frowned, reaching out to stop him: "Don't come any closer! You reek of urine, you stink! Let the smell dissipate first!"
Wang Yuyu was stunned for a moment, then her anger flared up instantly: "Damn it, you woman dare to complain about me! I, a dignified mountain lord, have already given you plenty of face by letting you touch and lean on me, and you still dare to complain about the smell of urine? You're simply ungrateful!"
Enraged, Wang Yuyu charged straight at Tang Li, who turned and ran away in fright.
But her two legs were no match for Wang Yuyu's four long legs. In just a few seconds, Wang Yuyu caught up with her and tackled her to the ground.
Wang Yuyu circled around Tang Li a few times, rubbing his furry body against her and nuzzling her neck and back, determined to completely "marinate" his scent into her clothes and let her taste what it's like to be "disliked"!
"Hahaha! You're a gold mine, stay away from me! You stink, you stink!" Tang Li laughed as she dodged him, struggling to push him away.
"Roar!" Wang Yuyu completely ignored everything and instead rubbed against him even more enthusiastically, letting out a triumphant growl, as if to say, "This is the price for making you despise me!"
"A secure job! I'm really angry!" Tang Li pretended to be angry and put on a stern face.
"Roar!" The response she received was an even louder, more triumphant tiger roar.
The two of them frolicked in the snow for a while, and Tang Li was indeed covered in Wang Yuyu's scent, so she could no longer dislike him.
Wang Yu stretched out his head and sniffed Tang Li, making sure she was "marinated" by him before nodding in satisfaction.
Tang Li sniffed herself, then angrily punched Wang Yuyu on the head, gritting her teeth as she said, "A secure job! Look what you've done! My brand new down jacket is completely ruined! You have to buy me a new one!"
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