Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 365 Does eating just one bite of your food make you a tiger?
Tang Li felt a little uncomfortable under Wang Yuyu's gaze, her cheeks flushing slightly. She knew that her question was a bit too much and abrupt.
But when she thought of Ji Yongjun's repeated instructions over the phone to pay close attention to Wang Yuyu's breeding situation and help the Siberian tiger population grow, she gritted her teeth, coughed twice, reached out and patted Wang Yuyu's tiger head, and put on a serious expression.
"Cough cough cough... Iron rice bowl, you've grown up, you're a mature tiger now, it's time to shoulder your due responsibilities!"
"If you don't reproduce, and she doesn't reproduce, how will your Siberian tiger population grow and thrive?"
"How can they have offspring and continue their lineage?"
"Do you know how small your population is now?"
"If you don't hurry up and breed more, your Siberian tiger population will be on the verge of extinction!"
"you……"
Before Tang Li could finish speaking, Wang Yuyu's face darkened completely, and his aura instantly became chilling.
He couldn't hold back any longer, raised his paw, covered Tang Li's mouth with it, and then gently pushed her away.
The force was controlled perfectly, only causing Tang Li to sway slightly before she fell steadily to the ground without being injured.
Wang Yu stared at her, cursing inwardly:
"Damn it, it's like the emperor isn't worried, but the eunuch is!"
"This is my own business, and I haven't even said anything yet. What are you meddling in for, woman?"
"Stop talking so much!"
"What does it matter to me whether the Siberian tiger goes extinct or not?"
"It's not like Siberian tigers only live here!"
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he couldn't stop ranting in his head:
"To put it bluntly, once I cross the border, that's where the North Korean tigers are; and if I cross it again, it's where the Siberian tigers are. My kind are everywhere!"
"If they don't want me here, there are plenty of other places that will. I refuse to believe that with my 800-plus-pound frame and my brilliant mind, I can't make it abroad!"
"Still worried about not finding a wife or having kids?"
"Ouch!" Tang Li rubbed her bottom, slowly sat up from the ground, raised her head, glared at Wang Yuyu, and said with a mix of anger and grievance, "A secure job? Why did you push me?"
"Just speak properly, why are you using your claws?"
Did I say something wrong?
She straightened her clothes and continued:
Winter is here, it's time for you to recover!
"There are two tigresses right next to your territory now, and your first wife is busy taking care of the kids. You can't exactly go looking for her, can you?"
"If you don't take a concubine, who will you take?"
Wang Yuyu didn't want to pay any attention to Tang Li's incessant chatter. She buried her head and continued to eat heartily, while also pressing her ears tightly against her scalp, turning them into adorable airplane ears.
It was obvious they wanted to block out Tang Li's voice, out of sight, out of mind.
"She talks so much, even more annoying than my two little brats!"
"I can do whatever I want. Whether I have children or not, and when I have them, is none of your business."
"You really think that just because I've eaten a few meals from you, I'm your tiger?"
"Dream on!"
Seeing Wang Yuyu's unyielding and uncooperative attitude, Tang Li felt helpless. She picked up a small stool, sat down next to Wang Yuyu again, and wisely kept quiet, no longer mentioning the matter of urging them to have children.
But when his gaze fell on Wang Yuyu's flat, airplane-shaped ears, he was still incredibly surprised, thinking to himself, "Wow, these airplane ears can be used like this?"
In the warm, cozy room, only the sound of Wang Yuyu eating heartily could be heard for a moment.
Tang Li, however, was secretly planning to have a proper talk with Wang Yuyu about having children after he finished eating.
In their zoo, there aren't many other things, but there are a lot of female tigers!
With so many tigresses, surely one of them will catch Wang Yuyu's eye?
Before long, Wang Yuyu had devoured the two large bowls of meat, even licking the meat scraps off the bottom of the bowls clean.
After eating and drinking his fill, he let out a big burp, slowly moved to Tang Li's feet, lay down with his round belly facing up, and gently pulled Tang Li's hand with his head to press it against his belly.
His amber eyes were half-closed, and he looked lazy and coquettish, clearly indicating that he was asking Tang Li to rub his stomach to help with digestion.
Tang Li smiled helplessly yet indulgently, reaching out to gently rub Wang Yuyu's soft, round belly, feeling his warm body temperature and thick fur.
While petting him, she watched with a smile as he licked his fur, and said, "A secure job, huh? How about we go out for a walk later to digest our food?"
"You've been to the zoo several times already, but I bet you haven't really had a proper look around. This time, I'll show you around and help you get familiar with the environment, how about that?"
As she spoke, Tang Li recalled Wang Yuyu's previous visits to the zoo, where she was usually sent away after only a short time.
I'm always in a rush, and I never get to properly explore the place.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but chuckle to herself.
Wang Yuyu abruptly stopped licking her fur, raised her head, glanced at Tang Li, and looked at her with disdain.
Then it lowered its head again and continued to slowly lick its paws, completely ignoring her.
He could guess Tang Li's little scheme even with his toes.
"Damn it, do you think I can't see through your little scheme?"
"Still wandering around to digest your food, what a load of rubbish!"
"I'm afraid that if I turn around like this, I'll end up in the tigress's den in the park?"
"Why do you like pimping so much?"
"Don't waste all your time on me!"
"There are so many male tigers in the zoo, they need mates too, why don't you help them find partners? Stop targeting me!"
Tang Li knew from Wang Yuyu's gaze that he had seen through her thoughts, so she didn't try to hide it. Instead, she moved closer to him, tugged at his ear, and sweetly coaxed him:
"A secure job~ a secure job~ just come out with me for a stroll!"
"It'll only be a little while. I'll get you some snacks after we're done shopping, okay?"
Upon hearing that affected, cloyingly sweet voice, Wang Yuyu froze, goosebumps rose on his skin, and the tiger fur on his body stood on end as if he had been burned.
He shook his head vigorously, his head bobbing like a rattle drum, his mind screaming, "No, no, please don't call me!"
"Your voice terrifies me; it's more piercing than the cold wind in the mountains!"
Tang Li persisted, moving even closer and pressing, "Why don't you go? Do you look down on the tigresses in our garden? Do you think they're not good enough for you?"
Without a second thought, Wang Yuyu nodded immediately, his disdain in his eyes undisguised.
"I really don't like it!"
"Look at those tigresses in your park! They've all been fattened up like balls, so plump and chubby, where's their tiger-like majesty now?"
"Why would I choose a chubby girl like you who weighs 200 pounds when I wouldn't choose a petite beauty weighing 100 pounds?"
"It's not like we're fattening up for winter, why would we choose such a fat one?"
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