Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 388 A wise person knows when to yield.
As she rubbed her hands, Tang Li remembered what Ji Yongjun had said and asked softly, "A secure job? Uncle Ji said you ran into poachers again. Why are you so unlucky?"
Why are those poachers targeting you so relentlessly?
"You're not the only tiger in this forest. Why don't they go and hunt the other tigers?"
"These poachers are really something! There are so many ways to make money these days, why do they have to do these illegal things!"
"It's outrageous! How can they live with themselves making this dirty money?"
"Are you able to sleep well at night?"
"Awooo~ Awooo~" Wang Yuyu kept letting out low growls, echoing Tang Li's words, secretly muttering to herself, "That's right, these poachers are so annoying!"
"I'm not the only tiger in the forest, why are you always targeting me?"
He shook his head smugly, a hint of helplessness in his heart: "Sigh, this is the trouble of being a celebrity!"
"Because of my reputation, they all know that catching one of my tigers is worth several of the others, and I can sell it for a high price!"
"This is what they call 'no business for three years, then enough to live on for three years'—such a huge temptation, who wouldn't be tempted?"
"As for conscience? Heh..."
He scoffed inwardly, "These poachers have all taken up this line of work; they have no conscience left. They're all a bunch of heartless bastards!"
As he spoke, he couldn't help but raise his claws and wave them in the air a few times, his eyes turning sharp, and the anger in his heart burning fiercely:
"These guys better pray I don't get the chance!"
"Otherwise, see how I deal with them!"
"I'll beat them so badly they'll shit themselves, I'll leave them to rot in the wilderness, their bones crushed to dust!"
"Although I don't eat people, this forest has no shortage of man-eating animals!"
"Then we'll throw them to those wild beasts to devour, and let's see how they'll be reincarnated!"
As a time traveler, Wang Yuyu firmly believed in the existence of souls.
He firmly believed that the myths and legends of China were true, but they might exist in another world instead of here!
The concept of reincarnation and the principle of karmic retribution are not just empty words.
Tang Li was amused by his angry, flailing gestures. She gently pressed his waving hand back down and teased him:
"Stop showing off here!"
"I heard from Uncle Ji that after you spotted the poachers, you turned and ran the moment you saw them, faster than anyone else!"
"Tell me honestly, were you so scared your legs went weak?"
"They wish their parents had two more legs so they could run faster, for fear of being caught by poachers?"
"Now you're all fierce, seeming more powerful than anyone else, but what's the use?"
"You're such a Monday morning quarterback!"
"Hahaha……"
After saying that, Tang Li couldn't help but burst into laughter, her clear laughter echoing through the snow.
Hearing Tang Li's merciless mockery, Wang Yu was so angry that her lungs felt like they were going to explode!
It was as if a roaring V8 engine was hidden inside his chest, constantly churning at high speed, and low, threatening sounds rolled from his throat: "Roar~ Roar~"
He bared his teeth, revealing sharp fangs, his amber eyes filled with anger as he sized up Tang Li, as if calculating a suitable place to bite her, to teach this outspoken woman a lesson and deflate her arrogance.
Seeing this, Tang Li was not afraid at all. Instead, she deliberately pretended to be timid, clasped her hands in front of her chest, shrugged her shoulders slightly, and pleaded in a soft voice:
"Uncle Tiger, I know I was wrong. Please, have mercy on me, be magnanimous and forgive me this time!"
"I promise I'll never laugh at you again, and I'll listen to you obediently!"
As she spoke, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but turn up, and she barely managed to hold back her laughter!
Then he gently turned Wang Yuyu's tiger head away, avoiding his fierce gaze, afraid that he would burst out laughing.
Wang Yuyu snorted disdainfully, her body trembled slightly, and she turned around abruptly, glaring fiercely at Tang Li, but she didn't let out another growl.
"Hmph, I am magnanimous; I will let you go this time!"
He secretly gloated, feeling incredibly arrogant. "But this is a one-time exception. If I ever hear you spouting nonsense and mocking me again, I'll teach you a lesson!"
Tang Li covered her mouth, crouching behind Wang Yuyu and secretly laughing, her shoulders shrugging, thinking smugly, "Little brat, don't I know you too well?"
"You're all bark and no bite; even if you had a hundred lives, you wouldn't dare to really bite me!"
After laughing for a while, she composed herself and continued scrubbing her back, saying earnestly, "A secure job, to be honest, you did the right thing this time. If you spot poachers, you should run away immediately. Don't be reckless."
"Don't think you can take them on just because you're big. With your small frame, you're no match for those vicious poachers!"
"They had guns and all sorts of hunting tools!"
"If you get shot even once, you're dead!"
"By then, even if we receive the news and rush over immediately, it will be too late to save you!"
"You only have one life. As long as you're alive, there's hope, the chance to eat more delicious food, and the ability to stay with me forever, right?"
"I hope that next time you spot poachers, you'll run away immediately, just like this time, and come to me. I'll protect you, understand?"
"Woo~ woo~" Wang Yuyu whimpered as she listened to Tang Li's words. Her head drooped slightly, her eyes dimmed, and she responded to her with a dejected expression.
He knew in his heart that he couldn't beat those poachers, but being told that he "ran away" still made him feel wronged and resentful.
Upon hearing Wang Yuyu's aggrieved sobs, Tang Li knew he was upset. She immediately stopped scrubbing him, gently stroked his head, and soothed him tenderly.
"Don't think running away is shameful. You're a tiger, and they're human. You're not equals by nature."
"They have weapons, you only have claws and teeth, so running away isn't cowardice or shame; it's the most correct and intelligent choice!"
"Think about it, don't poachers run away the moment they see the police?"
"It's the same as you. You're both protecting yourselves, making the right choice, and there's nothing shameful about it!"
"That's called 'a wise person adapts to circumstances'!"
"Woo~ woo~" After hearing this, Wang Yuyu immediately raised her head, her amber eyes instantly brightening as if a sky full of stars had fallen, and a happy smile appeared on her face.
Seeing that Wang Yuyu was finally happy, Tang Li smiled along with him, gently tapping his forehead and teasingly saying, "Look at you, so silly! You look like a little fool when you smile, it's kind of creepy!"
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