Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 398 Happy Research Base
But Wang Yuyu was still angry with Tiger Mom. When she saw her coming over, she immediately raised a paw and put it on Tiger Mom's shoulder, firmly refusing to let her get close to her.
But Tiger Mom pretended not to see his refusal, lowered her head, and sniffed Wang Yuyu's face, as if to comfort him!
Then she tilted her head and snuggled against him, completely ignoring his coldness.
Wang Yuyu was getting impatient. Seeing that the tiger mother kept rubbing against his chest, he couldn't help but press her down on the snow with one paw, pressing both front paws against her back and refusing to let her get any closer!
But so what? Tiger Mom just wants to be with Wang Yuyu now and has no intention of giving up.
With a nimble flip, she tried to roll into Wang Yuyu's arms and continue to cling to him.
Seeing this, Wang Yuyu stretched out another paw and pressed it against the tiger mother's chest, forcefully stopping her actions!
Tiger Mom was getting impatient with Wang Yuyu's repeated rejections; she had her pride too, you know.
So she grabbed Wang Yuyu's paws with both hands, glaring at him fiercely, as if protesting, or perhaps pleading, trying to force him to give in.
But Wang Yu really didn't want to see her this time. After a struggle, he simply pressed his paw on Tiger Mom's head and pushed her away forcefully, determined not to let Tiger Mom get close to him.
With her head firmly pressed down, Tiger Mom stood there, stunned and incredulous. She hadn't expected Wang Yuyu to reject her so forcefully, and was dumbfounded for several seconds.
Once she realized she had been rejected, Tiger Mom instantly exploded in fury!
I've already taken the initiative to be nice to him, but he still doesn't appreciate it!
She suddenly stood up, raised her paw, and slapped Wang Yuyu across the face with even more force than before!
Then she stared fiercely at Wang Yuyu for a few seconds, as if accusing him of being heartless!
Then he turned and left!
They ran away!
Without looking back!
Wang Yuyu remained unmoved, and another wave of pain washed over her face!
He looked up and calmly watched his wife leave!
He then reached up and touched his face, which had been slapped, and yawned widely!
"So sleepy!"
"Go to sleep!"
Wang Yu lay down on the ground, closed her eyes, and fell asleep without any burden!
The entire process, from the moment Wang Yuyu and her family of four arrived here until now, has been completely captured by an infrared camera on a large tree across the pond.
Although the distance was somewhat far and the image was a bit blurry, only the general movements of the four tigers could be seen, but the people at the research base gathered in front of the big screen and immediately understood what was going on.
At first, everyone covered their mouths, their faces turned red, their shoulders trembled, and they tried their best to hold back their laughter!
Suddenly, someone couldn't hold back and burst out laughing, as if a floodgate had been opened. Soon after, the entire room erupted in waves of laughter, "Hahaha..."
The laughter was so loud it seemed to shake the roof; everyone was laughing so hard they were doubled over!
Some were holding onto the table and couldn't straighten their backs, some were squatting on the ground clutching their stomachs, and some were laughing until tears streamed down their faces.
Amidst the laughter, the crowd erupted into a lively discussion, each offering their own perspective.
"Look! Look! When he's holding his wife's head down, he looks so incredibly doting!"
A female researcher, her eyes sparkling, kept nudging her friend with her elbow and winking as she spoke.
His eyes were full of a meaningful smile, as if he had seen through something.
A female researcher, her chin resting on her hands, stared adoringly at the captivating scene frozen on the large screen, exclaiming with rapt attention, "So cute! I want to join them!"
In a corner, a male researcher, mimicking Wang Yuyu pressing down on the tiger mom's head, exaggeratedly gestured and joked to those around him: "Iron Rice Bowl's inner monologue: Honey, stop messing around, let me sleep for a while, I'm tired!"
This made the people around them laugh even harder, and some even cried.
A middle-aged male researcher, staring at the image of Wang Yuyu resolutely rejecting the "tiger mom" on the large screen, suddenly covered his eyes with his hands, lowered his head helplessly, and muttered under his breath:
"This...isn't this exactly my situation after marriage? It's reflected in them perfectly, exactly the same!"
His voice was full of empathy and helplessness, which drew the attention of those around him, who laughed and teased him.
In a corner, a husband and wife research couple huddled together. The woman secretly pinched the man's waist and asked in a low voice, "Look at the iron rice bowl, it's exactly the same as your pathetic self. You're fighting to the death, but what are you even fighting for?"
The man's face was contorted from being choked, but he stubbornly kept his mouth shut, not uttering a word, silently muttering to himself, "What else can I do to resist?"
"It's the seven-year itch, I guess!"
"It burned out!"
In no time, all sorts of bizarre and hilarious sounds emerged, creating a lively and bustling atmosphere:
"Ha, to put it bluntly, when faced with a clingy wife, no matter if you're human or tiger, every male will look like they've lost all will to live! Especially during ovulation, it's even harder to resist!"
"Guess what? When Tiger Mom ran away, did she think 'useless' in her mind? Her retreating figure looked both aggrieved and angry!"
"This is so true! This scene is exactly like when my partner can't sleep at night and insists on talking to me, while I'm so sleepy—it's exactly the same!"
"Haha, when the 'iron rice bowl' kid got slapped by the tiger mom, he was probably thinking: 'She's touching my little face, hehe~ It hurts but I'm happy!'"
"Don't talk nonsense, her fragrance came before the slap! The 'iron rice bowl' was deliberately given to her!"
"Uninstall Yangshizi!"
"The ancients were right! No wonder there's the saying 'tigress'!"
"This scene looks so familiar! Isn't this a classic replay of when I get scolded at home? I'm just an innocent bystander caught in the crossfire!"
"What scolding? That's clearly a gentle caress! This is Tiger's sweet love!"
"Yes! It's caressing, absolutely caressing! 'Spare the rod and spoil the child'—that's love ingrained in the tiger's bones!"
"See? See? The real culprits all start with Ling Zhen. Who has the time to shout, 'I'm from Shudao Mountain!'"
"A soul-searching question: What are Siberian tigers afraid of? Answer: They're afraid of the Siberian tigress! A secure job is the best example!"
"..."
The group got more and more excited as they discussed it; this was the first time they had ever witnessed a wild Siberian tiger couple arguing!
Before, they had no idea what they had seen with their own eyes, and they didn't even have any related information. Every scene was fresh and interesting to them.
If Wang Yuyu could hear their outrageous statements, he would probably burst through the screen, rush over, and slap each of them across the face, beating them to a pulp!
But even if these people actually got beaten up, they'd probably look like they were enjoying it, and might even go up to them and say something even more outrageous:
"Wow! A secure job is practically mine now! I'm so happy!"
"I've touched the claws of the 'iron rice bowl'... The feel is amazing!"
"A secure job is so powerful! That slap made me so happy..."
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