Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 420 They're all beasts!
Tang Li became increasingly angry as she spoke, vigorously rubbing Wang Yuyu's tiger head with both hands until his face was scrunched up and his teeth were about to break!
She was all too aware of the seriousness of this matter. If someone else saw it and reported it to the relevant authorities, she wouldn't be able to explain herself even if she had a hundred mouths!
They're definitely going to regret it!
What?
You're saying it was a tiger that gave it to you willingly?
Brother, do you want to see what you're saying?
If a tiger offers you meat, is it just bored and has nothing better to do?
Are you bored and have nothing better to do?
Who would believe that!
If you didn't kill him, who else could have?
Don't put all the blame on a tiger!
Wang Yuyu let Tang Li touch him without resisting, his eyes full of smiles and disdain!
"Stay calm, stay calm, don't panic!"
"What's the rush? We haven't been discovered yet!"
"If you don't tell, and I don't tell, who will know?"
"Look at how anxious you are, like you're about to be arrested and thrown in jail!"
He rolled his eyes and simply squatted down on the ground, watching Tang Li with great interest, wanting to see how long she would be in such a hurry to come to her senses!
Tang Li hit and cursed Wang Yuyu for a while, until her voice became hoarse, before she finally stopped.
She took a deep breath, forced herself to calm down, and her mind raced, quickly coming up with a solution.
She looked around furtively, like a thief, and only when she was sure no one was around did she quickly push the deer leg in front of Wang Yuyu, saying solemnly:
"Eat this leg right now and cover your tracks!"
Wang Yuyu shook her head and pushed the deer leg back.
"I won't eat it. This is a special apology gift I brought you. What kind of nonsense would it be if I ate it myself?"
"Do you think this is like visiting relatives and exchanging gifts during Chinese New Year? You go around in circles, only to have the gifts returned to you. Is that acceptable?"
He curled his lip, looking disdainful. "You can eat it yourself; I'm not eating it!"
"snort!"
After saying that, he proudly turned his head away.
Tang Li was so angry that her face puffed up like an inflated balloon.
She grabbed Wang Yuyu's tiger ear, twisted it hard, and growled:
"What time is it? Why are you still throwing a tantrum?"
"Are you deliberately trying to see me get arrested, trying to kill me?"
"If you don't want me to die, eat this leg right now!"
"If you really can't finish it, take it with you when you leave!"
"In short, this leg absolutely cannot be shown in front of me, and even less can it be seen by anyone else!"
As she spoke, she increased the pressure on her hands, pulling Wang Yuyu's tiger ears up further, her eyes fixed on him sharply: "Did you hear me?"
Wang Yuyu's ear was twisted painfully, and she subconsciously shook her head to free her ear from Tang Li's grasp.
She shrank back, looking aggrieved but not daring to resist, and weakly nodded:
"Okay, okay!"
"Okay, I'll eat now, alright?"
"I'll take the leftovers home!"
"Honestly, they're trying to be nice by bringing you good things, and you're hesitant to accept them. It's like a wild boar can't handle fine food!"
He lowered his head, silently complaining, "If you peel off the deer skin, who can tell this is a wild sika deer?"
"Can't you use your brain? Is all you can do with it—bully me?"
Wang Yu pulled the deer leg to her face, lowered her head, tore off a small piece of meat from the wound on the deer leg, and chewed it slowly.
"If you won't eat it, I will, just to annoy you!"
He chewed on his meat while glaring fiercely at Tang Li, his eyes full of resentment.
It's as if they're chewing on lychee meat instead of venison!
Tang Li's face darkened with anger at his expression. She reached out and poked Wang Yuyu's back repeatedly, saying in a low voice:
Are you cursing me in your heart again?
"You called me a wild boar who can't eat fine food, you called me unenjoyable, you called me stupid, and you even called me someone who only knows how to bully you, right?"
Wang Yuyu was instantly stunned, staring blankly at Tang Li with her big, round eyes, forgetting to chew the meat in her mouth, her face full of shock.
"Holy crap, how did you know? Can you read minds?"
The next second, he realized what was happening and hurriedly shook his head vigorously, his eyes darting around, looking as if he was denying it, as if to say, "I didn't, don't wrong me."
Tang Li rolled her eyes at his self-deception and attempt to cover up his misunderstanding, and was speechless!
"Are you stupid? Your face is practically screaming 'I'm insulting you,' who wouldn't see that?"
"Do you think I'm blind?"
Wang Yuyu nodded subconsciously: "Yeah, aren't you just blind?"
"I've been looking for you for ages and couldn't find you, I had to call you!"
He glanced at the deer leg again. "Such a good thing is right in front of you, and you still don't dare to take it? What else could you be but blind?"
This action completely ignited Tang Li's anger. She could no longer bear it, grabbed a handful of snow, and threw it hard at Wang Yuyu's face.
Then he raised his little fist and gave Wang Yuyu a "massage" on the back, hitting and scolding her as he did so:
"You damn tiger! Do you think I'm like you, able to do whatever I want in the mountains and eat whatever I want?"
"Don't you know that secrets don't stay hidden forever?"
"No matter how discreetly we do it, if someone with ulterior motives notices, I'm completely finished!"
"Don't touch things you shouldn't touch. As long as I don't make mistakes, no one can find fault with me!"
"If I want to eat venison, can't I just go buy some myself?"
"Why insist on eating wild animals?"
"Farmed venison isn't much different from wild venison; the only difference is that it's slightly less nutritious and tastes different!"
"When I buy meat for the animals in the park, I secretly keep half a pound or eight ounces for myself, and no one says anything. Why would I have to eat your wild sika deer, which could cost me my head?"
"You stupid tiger, remember this: you're not allowed to send me anything from the mountains again, understand?"
"If you send it again, I'll never speak to you again!"
Wang Yuyu shrank back repeatedly as she punched him, his ears trembling slightly. He nodded vigorously, and his gaze towards Tang Li changed, filled with shock.
"Holy crap, are you lining your own pockets?"
"How dare you steal food from us animals? Don't you have a conscience?"
"You left half a pound or eight ounces, why didn't you leave a whole pound?"
"Is this what they call layers of deductions?"
"It's like that kind of funding, originally a thousand dollars, distributed from top to bottom, but by the time it reaches the bottom, only a hundred dollars are left!"
"With this much, you expect people at the bottom to be grateful and do things for you?"
"You beasts! You're even more beastly than us! You're utterly inhuman!"
Tang Li could easily see the meaning in Wang Yuyu's eyes!
Hard!
She felt her fist harden!
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