Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 453 Robbery!
The passenger in the front seat also looked back at Wang Yuyu, and seeing him pointing at the two bags, nodded slightly. "It seems so, he's been pointing at those two bags!"
"Why don't we just give it to him?"
"He'll take the things and leave, right?"
The driver shook his head. "Brother, those two bags are full of snacks. You probably can't keep a stable job like that, can you?"
"What if we give it to him, and he gets angry because he can't finish it?"
"Won't they hold a grudge against us?"
"My grandfather always said that things like this, which have become sentient, are the most cunning!"
The passenger in the front seat was staring directly at Wang Yuyu, feeling immense pressure, and said in a trembling voice, "So what do you want to do?"
"If we don't give it to them, it seems like this 'iron rice bowl' job won't leave us!"
"Give it to him first, and let him leave first!"
At this moment, Wang Yuyu was getting a little angry when she saw the two of them arguing incessantly without actually taking anything!
"What are those two saying over there?"
"I've made it so clear, don't you understand?"
"No wonder they're two idiots; turns out they have intellectual problems!"
"Luckily, I didn't plan to eat them!"
"What if eating this lowers my IQ?"
"Sigh, Tang Li is so much better. She knows what I'm going to do the moment I lift my tail."
As she spoke, Wang Yuyu recalled the happy times she spent with Tang Li!
They were truly living a life of ease, with clothes and food handed to them without lifting a finger!
After missing Tang Li, Wang Yuyu's eyes narrowed, and he glared fiercely at the two people in the car!
"Hmph, these two bastards, it seems they won't budge unless we teach them a lesson!"
"What two scoundrels!"
"I have to resort to intimidation!"
"Snapped!"
Wang Yu gently slapped the windshield!
With a few "cracks", the windshield cracked outward from the tiger's paw as the center!
The two people in the car trembled involuntarily when they saw this scene; they were terrified!
The passenger swallowed hard, his eyes wide. "My God, if that hit someone, they'd be half dead!"
The driver nodded. "Brother, stop talking. Even your secure job is getting angry!"
"Let's hurry up and send the stuff out so the person with the 'iron rice bowl' can leave!"
"Why don't we ask first? Just in case the 'iron rice bowl' job doesn't require this?"
The passenger's thought-provoking question brought the driver back to his senses. "Right, let's ask first. What if the job doesn't require this?"
As he spoke, he quietly reached for the window lift button, pressed it lightly, and opened the window a crack!
"What are these two up to? Are they trying to kill themselves?"
Wang Yu looked at the two of them in astonishment, and suddenly remembered those brilliant comments that Tang Li had read to him before!
"What? A sliding tackle followed by a sweeping leg kick..."
"What do you mean, 'go down to a big sinus'? Even in death, let's die with dignity..."
"What do you mean, 'Even tigers don't eat their cubs,' you'd kneel down and call them 'Daddy' the moment you see them..."
……
Wang Yu shook her head slightly, sending all the messy things flying!
Then he stared wide-eyed at the person in the car.
If the other party makes any unusual moves, he immediately runs away, not giving them a chance to stage an accident!
The driver was also nervously watching Wang Yu, fearing that the other party would suddenly pounce on him, smash the car window, and bite him to death!
For a moment, both sides were extremely tense!
Taking a few deep breaths, and with an encouraging look in the passenger seat, the driver spoke up: "A secure job?"
He tentatively called out first, after all, it was all just their guesses!
What if they mistake the tiger for the tiger or call it by the wrong name? That would be even worse!
"Hmm!?" Wang Yuyu's eyes flickered slightly as she looked over. "You know me?"
The passenger noticed Wang Yuyu's subtle movement and excitedly grabbed the driver's arm, exclaiming, "It really is a secure job!"
"Yes, I see it!" The driver nodded with a smile, feeling much more relaxed.
He smiled at Wang Yuyu and gently called out, "A secure job!"
"Hiss~" Upon hearing the sound, the passenger in the front seat immediately felt a chill, instantly loosened his grip, hugged himself tightly, and rubbed his arms incessantly, looking utterly disgusted!
"Dude, you're so tight! Can't you be normal for once?"
Not only the passenger couldn't stand it, but even Wang Yuyu couldn't stand the sound and shrank back slightly!
"Damn, that's disgusting!"
Can you imagine a burly man from Northeast China speaking to you in a strange, unnatural Southern accent?
That was truly an eye-opener – a real eye-opener!
The driver's face immediately turned red; he knew his voice was too strained!
Without turning his head, he roared in shame and anger, "Shut up!"
"If you don't like it when I squeeze it, then you do it!"
The passenger in the front seat quickly waved his hand, "No, no, no, you come here, you come here, I can't hold you like this!"
"Hmph!" The driver snorted coldly, then looked at Wang Yuyu with tenderness.
"A secure job? Do you want those two bags?"
Wang Yuyu suppressed her nausea, glanced at the two bags at the back of her seat, and nodded. "Yes, those are the two. Give them to me quickly, I'll take them and leave!"
"You're absolutely disgusting! Just like those in Chengdu!"
Seeing that Wang Yuyu was certain, the driver quickly said, "It's a secure job, and it's full of snacks inside. You can't eat them!"
"How about we get you something else instead?"
"Wait here, our house isn't far from here. Shall I get you some meat?"
Wang Yuyu glared at the two of them and hissed, "Roar..."
"Damn it, do you guys think I'm stupid?"
"If we let you go, will you ever come back?"
"Even if they come back, they won't bring meat, will they?"
"Probably guns and bullets!"
Do I look that easy to fool?
The driver was startled and quickly waved his hands, saying, "It's a secure job, don't be angry, don't be angry!"
"If you don't want to, that's fine. We'll give it to you right away, right now!"
As he spoke, he turned and gave the passenger a shove. "Hey bro, what are you standing there for?"
"Hurry up and get to the back row and throw your stuff out!"
"Ah!" The passenger, still reeling from the roar of the tiger, pointed blankly at himself. "Me?"
"Who else but you!" the driver glared, urging, "Hurry up and get going! Can't you see even the most secure job is angry?"
"Do you want us both to die here?"
Suddenly, his voice lowered, "Hurry up and get to the back row, open the door a crack, put your things on the ground and close the door immediately!"
"I'll keep an eye on things here for you. The 'iron rice bowl' (guaranteed job) won't be coming anytime soon!"
The passenger in the front seat glanced at Wang Yuyu and nodded quickly, "Okay, okay! I'll go right away!"
He quickly squeezed into the back seat, glanced at Wang Yuyu again, and then picked up the two bags!
Open the door, put your things in, and close the door!
They move incredibly fast; even skilled craftspeople might not be that fast!
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