Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.

After laughing for a while, the two men and the tiger finally quieted down!

Tang Li patted the snowflakes off her body and slowly stood up!

When Wang Yu saw her move, he moved too, holding the cushion in his mouth, watching her nervously, ready to run away at any moment!

Tang Li saw it, but she pretended not to!

Brushing the snowflakes off her clothes, Tang Li waved to Wang Yuyu, "Come here, it's a secure job!"

"Don't worry, I won't hit you or steal your mat!"

"Come here quickly, let me hug you!"

Wang Yu tilted her head slightly to look at Tang Li, trying to figure out if she had any ulterior motives!

But after looking at it for a long time, I still couldn't figure it out!

After thinking it over, he decided to go!

After all, the future is long, and he can't hide forever, can he?

Sooner or later, they'll have to bow down to Tang Li!

Ugh!

Living under someone else's roof is just so unpleasant!

When it's time to bow your head, you have to bow your head!

Wang Yuyu, with a cushion in her mouth, slowly walked up to Tang Li!

Tang Li pointed towards the door, "Lie down here!"

Seeing that she really didn't take his cushion, Wang Yu felt much better. He put the cushion under his stomach and obediently lay down by the door!

Once Wang Yuyu was lying down properly, Tang Li lifted her leg and straddled him!

Feeling the warmth on his back, Wang Yuyu was stunned for a moment. Just as he was about to stand up and knock Tang Li over, he heard Tang Li's warm breath and cold words in his ear!

"If you dare to move, I'll teach you a lesson!"

After making those harsh remarks, Tang Li perhaps realized she had been too forceful, and so she softened her tone, saying with a hint of grievance:

"You took my cushion, now I have nowhere to sit. Can't I sit on you for a bit?"

"Do you want to see me sitting in the freezing snow?"

"Are you just waiting for your butt to freeze?"

"And then you get sick and are bedridden?"

"Don't you have any conscience at all?"

"What's wrong with sitting for a while?"

Wang Yu sighed and slumped back down dejectedly!

He knew that Tang Li was talking nonsense, but he still felt bad about it!

Perhaps he just wanted to save face!

Seeing Tang Li riding a tiger, Chen Dan was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth and stared at her blankly!

After a while, she came to her senses and quietly gave Tang Li a thumbs up!

"Little Tang, you're amazing! You're really something!"

Tang Li saw it and proudly raised her head!

"That's right, don't you even know who I, Tang Li, am?"

"Before me, dragons must coil up and tigers must lie down; no one can dare to act recklessly!"

Tang Li patted the tiger's head and smiled happily!

Chen Dan was filled with envy; she also wanted to try riding a tiger!

Wang Yu lay on the ground, still silently contemplating the meaning of life as a tiger!

He wondered if he was being too lenient with Tang Li.

If you dare to ride on him today, will you dare to shit on his head tomorrow?

However, Wang Yuyu thought about it for a long time but still couldn't come to a conclusion!

"Sister Dan, next spring, we'll have a few more tiger cubs in our park!"

"Oh, who's pregnant?"

"MoMo, HuaHua, XiaoHuang, and Beauty Tiger should all be there, but it's not certain yet!"

"Recently, they've stopped being affectionate with their husbands, and their appetites have changed. Based on past experience, it seems like they're pregnant!"

"You've got all four? You'll be busy next year..."

Wang Yuyu pricked up her ears and listened carefully to the conversation between the two women!

He was extremely interested in these kinds of gossip!

After saying a few words, Chen Dan and Tang Li noticed that Wang Yuyu was also listening attentively!

The two exchanged a glance, smiled, and shut up, saying nothing more!

Wang Yuyu was listening intently when it suddenly stopped, and he couldn't bear it!

"Awoo~"

He immediately called out softly a few times, urging the two to continue!

Tang Li chuckled and patted the tiger's head. "You're a tiger, why are you so gossipy!"

Chen Dan covered her mouth and laughed, "Yeah, a secure job! You're a tiger, and tigers shouldn't be so gossipy!"

"It's wrong to eavesdrop on our conversation!"

Wang Yu raised his head, bared his teeth slightly at the two of them, and growled twice: "Awooo~"

"Who says tigers can't gossip?"

"You're saying this to my face, and I can't even listen?"

"Was I eavesdropping? I was clearly just passively listening, okay?"

"Don't interrupt, keep going!"

"If you push me too far, I might bite!"

Tang Li patted Tiger's head, soothingly saying, "Alright, alright, don't be fierce. I knew you liked hearing that, I was just teasing you, you actually took it seriously!"

The two continued chatting, from interesting things in the park to the entertainment industry, then to national affairs, and finally even went abroad by climbing over the wall!

Wang Yuyu was also very excited to hear this, and it broadened his horizons!

So there are so many outrageous beasts in the world?

Do not!

Calling someone a beast is an insult to beasts!

It should be said that the main characters in these incidents are worse than animals!

Family indiscretions, group sex, turning innocent girls into lustful women—these are all minor issues!

There really is an Uncle Mads in this world who can teach you how to be a person!

Wang Yuyu's eyes have truly been opened!

According to Tang Li and Chen Dan, many high-ranking people participated in the construction of that lighthouse across the ocean!

What other bombshells are hidden in this scandal?

Wang Yuyu didn't understand at first, but later she realized it and slowly came to her senses!

A deep-sea bomb, it really is deep enough!

One thing paired with several others, the combinations are incredibly varied!

Everyone pooled their money to start a project, and the women were the project itself!

The results will be seen in ten months, and the winner and the woman will split the money equally!

The losers then fund the projects!

The project is that bomb!

Train them to become Star Fury from a young age!

When Wang Yuyu realized what was happening, she felt a chill run down her spine!

Good heavens, is this even human?

How can a person be so evil?

Even he, a tiger, couldn't stand it anymore!

No wonder in Chinese mythology, the greatest punishment from Heaven is to be reborn as a human on Earth!

So everything made sense!

Hell is empty, and demons are on earth!

Those Westerners aren't bad either; they figured it out a long time ago!

Perhaps this is a Western tradition; after all, Greek mythology is quite complicated, isn't it?

By the end, Wang Yuyu couldn't stand it anymore and called out to the two excited people, signaling them to change the subject!

Tang Li was a little unhappy, but Wang Yuyu was restless, so they couldn't continue the conversation!

This lecture goes straight to the night!

The two men and the tiger became more and more excited as they talked, their spirits high!

No wonder I always dozed off in school; it turns out I was doing something I didn't like!

In the latter half of the night, after Wang Yuyu had rested enough, he quietly left the zoo and continued his patrol!

Standing in the forest, Wang Yuyu looked back at the zoo, her eyes filled with reluctance!

"Sigh, human society is so much more interesting; there are all sorts of shocking gossip to eat every day!"

"Why can't that old geezer recruit me?"

"Damn old bastard, I curse you to choke to death while eating, choke to death while drinking, and get hit by a car while walking..."

Wang Yu muttered to herself, then turned back and continued walking forward!