Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 484 Getting Up: A Simple Combo
Seeing Wang Yuyu hesitate, Tang Li rubbed his tiger-like face slightly, her expression dark as she threatened, "A secure job, you wouldn't even agree to this small request, would you?"
"Then I'll have to settle the score with you!"
Upon hearing this, Wang Yuyu's eyes immediately cleared, and without thinking, she nodded and shouted urgently, "Who said I'm unwilling? I haven't even expressed my opinion yet! You can't just falsely accuse Tiger!"
"It's just one night's stay, I agree!"
Tang Li's expression immediately changed. She smiled, ruffled the tiger's head, and leaned down to give it a big kiss, "mua~"
"I knew a stable job would be best for me; I'm such a brave tiger!"
"Come on, let's go inside and sleep!"
With that, Tang Li stood up, grabbed Wang Yuyu by the back of the neck, and walked towards the cabin!
"What?"
"Are you going to sleep with me tonight?"
Upon hearing this, Wang Yuyu was immediately stunned!
But with Tang Li holding the back of her neck, her body still instinctively followed her forward!
After taking a few steps, Wang Yuyu came to her senses, forcefully broke free from Tang Li's hand, jumped forward, and stood in front of Tang Li, looking at her intently!
"No, you really want to sleep with me?"
"Aren't you afraid I'll get hungry in the middle of the night and eat you up like you're at a buffet?"
"Have some decency!"
"You even want to steal the tiger's den!"
Wang Yu roared anxiously, but Tang Li tilted her head slightly, not understanding a word!
However, judging from Wang Yuyu's posture, Tang Li understood one thing: Wang Yuyu was very resistant to the idea of sleeping with her!
Seeing Wang Yuyu's exasperated expression, Tang Li suddenly laughed, "Hahaha..."
Wang Yu looked at the madwoman Tang Li and for a moment forgot to yell!
"Seriously, ma'am? I'm in this state, and you can still laugh?"
"Are you crazy?"
Tang Li laughed for a while, then stepped forward and patted Tiger's head, comforting him, "Alright, alright, don't be anxious. I know you don't want me to sleep with you!"
"Even if I wanted to, the principal wouldn't agree!"
"I just want to talk to you!"
"It's been so long since we last saw each other. Every time you come, you eat and then leave, you don't even want to spend time with me!"
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"Let's have a good talk this time. I have a lot to say to you."
Wang Yu stared wide-eyed at Tang Li, her mind a complete blank!
"Is this still the Tang Li I know?"
"Could it be that it's possessed by a ghost?"
"That shouldn't be the case. With me here, what brat would dare to come near?"
Just as Wang Yuyu was wondering, Tang Li grabbed the soft flesh of the back of his neck again and dragged him toward the cabin!
Soon, only a patch of lights remained outside the deserted back gate of the zoo!
The wooden door of the cabin was tightly closed, and some faint rustling sounds could be heard coming from it!
"A secure job, how are your two wives doing? Is your mistress pregnant yet?"
"Aww~ No, big sister, my little wife is only two years old, not even three yet. She's not fully developed, how could she possibly get pregnant? You all know that, why are you asking me these questions? I'm not an animal!"
"Oh, she's pregnant? You're really something else! Your little wife is only two years old, and you've already gotten her pregnant. I despise you! You beast!"
"Awooo~ Tang Li, stop pretending you're deaf and dumb! If you keep doing that, I'll bite you!"
"What? You're still not convinced? Tell me yourself, your little wife is only two years old, she just became independent this year! According to the age of tigers, she's a minor. In our human society, you'd be in jail for that..."
"Awooo~ Tang Li, I'll fight you to the death!"
"Ah, a secure job, you dare to bite me! You think I won't dock your food allowance and leave you starving! Let go! Let go right now..."
"Ooh~ Huh? What did you say? I don't understand? Scratch harder? It itches? Let me scratch it?"
"A secure job? Don't you find that disgusting? Stop licking it, it itches! Stop licking it..."
"Ouch~ It's still itchy, let me scratch it for you..."
"iron rice bowl……"
………………
the next day!
As dawn broke, before Wang Yuyu had even gotten up, Tang Li gently pushed open the iron gate at the back door!
She was carrying a small bowl of meat and a small bowl of milk!
It's still the kind of pure, natural, and pollution-free milk with added eggs!
Seeing that the cabin door was still closed, Tang Li immediately smiled and shouted, "Household resident, get up, time to eat!"
"Get up, you've got a secure job! I've prepared some delicious venison for you!"
"And there's delicious milk too!"
"Get up and eat!"
After calling out a few times and seeing no response from the cabin, Tang Li became somewhat unhappy!
"You lazybones, you little pig! Didn't you hear me? Get up now!"
"You lazybones, if you don't get up, I'm going to spank your bottom!"
"Lazybones, lazybones, can't you hear me?"
"Little lazy pig..."
Inside the cabin, Wang Yuyu's ears twitched, and she slowly opened her eyes, her eyes filled with helplessness!
"Ugh, all I want to do is get some sleep, why is that so hard?"
Hearing the sounds outside getting closer, he slowly got up, opened the door, and went out!
Seeing Wang Yuyu come out, Tang Li smiled even more happily, quickly waving the two basins in her hands and proudly saying, "A secure job, look, I've prepared some delicious food for you!"
"How's it going? Are you happy? Do you want to eat...?"
Wang Yu ignored Tang Li and stepped onto the snow. The icy touch traveled from his soles to his brain, clearing his somewhat drowsy mind.
He shook his head to clear his mind.
Then he raised his head, opened his mouth wide, revealing a gaping maw, and let out a huge yawn!
Immediately afterwards, he bent over again, stretched, and made a series of soft sounds all over his body. It felt so good!
After stretching and standing up, Wang Yuyu shook from head to toe, her fleshy body swaying like a wave, and all the hair on her body twitched!
Tang Li was completely stunned by what she saw!
By the time I came to my senses and tried to take out my phone to record it, it was all over!
"My goodness, when did 'iron rice bowl' (a nickname for someone with a secure job) learn this little combo? If I filmed it and posted it online, it would definitely go viral!"
"If the other tigers in the park could learn this trick, wouldn't that be a ready-made selling point?"
Thinking about it, Tang Li looked up at the overhead camera. "No, I'll have to go through the security footage later, get this video, edit it a bit, and then post it online!"
Wang Yuyu had no idea what Tang Li was thinking. Seeing Tang Li standing there staring straight at him, he didn't care!
He's so handsome, it's no wonder Tang Li was stunned!
He lay on the snow, licked his paws to wash his face, and then groomed his fur, which had been messed up while he was sleeping!
A few seconds later, Tang Li carried the food and walked up to Wang Yuyu!
After putting the things away, Tang Li reached out and helped Wang Yuyu groom his messy tiger fur, saying warmly, "A secure job, aren't you a treasure?"
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