Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 497 If you're going to touch, touch the biggest and fiercest.
Bai Lan's curiosity was immediately piqued. She quickly pushed Zhou Ya away, hugged Wen Shuyao, and asked eagerly, "Really? Shuyao!"
"Is this really the territory of a Siberian tiger?"
Have you seen it?
"What does he look like?"
"Isn't it beautiful?"
"..."
"Stop, stop, stop!" Seeing Bai Lan keep asking questions, Wen Shuyao quickly covered her mouth and said with a wink, "Xiao Lan, how can I possibly answer all these questions!"
"Just ask them one by one, what's the rush! We have plenty of time!"
"Alright, Shuyao, stop teasing her!"
Zhou Ya smiled and pulled Bai Lan over, putting her arm around her shoulder and saying, "Xiao Lan, what Shu Yao said is true!"
"This is definitely the territory of a Siberian tiger!"
"You recognize this Siberian tiger too!"
"It's that secure job you've always dreamed of!"
"What?!" Bai Lan's eyes widened instantly, and she stood up abruptly, exclaiming, "A secure job?!"
Zhou Ya and Wen Shuyao couldn't stop laughing at Bai Lan's huge reaction!
They had expected this, but they were still amused by Bai Lan's reaction!
They knew exactly how much Bai Lan loved a secure job!
They brought Bai Lan here this time hoping to try their luck!
What if they get incredibly lucky and actually land a secure, stable job?
A secure job is humane and won't harm anyone!
So many people have encountered Wang Yuyu, and in the end, they all came out unharmed!
Those who got into trouble were ultimately proven to have been the ones who were being mischievous and deliberately provoking Wang Yuyu!
If they really run into them this time, they can brag about it for the rest of their lives when they go back!
I've seen a job with guaranteed job security up close, and I still came back alive!
What?
You don't believe me!
I have photos here, take a look, I took them myself!
I even fed people with secure jobs!
snort!
After her initial shock, Bai Lan came to her senses and plopped down between Zhou Ya and Wen Shuyao, grabbing their arms and bombarding them with questions.
"Xiaoya, Shuyao, is this really the territory of a secure job?"
"Will we be able to run into him this time?"
Have any of you encountered this before?
"What does he look like?"
"Is it really that big?"
Do you think we'll run into each other this time?
"If we run into that, won't our secure jobs come at us?"
"Is he smart? If I wanted to take a picture with him, would he agree?"
"He's got a real sweet tooth, if we gave him some meat, he'd probably be happy..."
As Zhou Ya and Wen Shuyao watched Bai Lan's wild idea of taking a photo with the "iron rice bowl" (a metaphor for a secure job), their smiles gradually faded, replaced by serious expressions!
"Xiao Lan!" The two spoke at the same time, interrupting Bai Lan!
Bai Lan looked at the two of them with a puzzled expression. "What's wrong, Xiao Ya, Shu Yao?"
Wen Shuyao said seriously, "Xiaolan, no matter how smart someone with a secure job is, they're still a tiger!"
"It was a wild Siberian tiger, incredibly ferocious!"
"Just look from afar, don't even think about taking a photo with them!"
"If someone with a secure job slaps you in the face, you might lose your life!"
"Yes, Shuyao is right!" Zhou Ya pulled Bai Lan over and nodded in agreement, "Xiao Lan, no matter how good the online claims are, they're still just online!"
"We can't tell the difference between what's true and what's false!"
"Don't let what you see online mislead you!"
"A secure job is like a wild Siberian tiger; its wild nature is hard to suppress!"
"You saw it, but don't be stupid and go up to it!"
"With your slender build, you're only good enough for a stable job!"
Wen Shuyao pulled Bai Lan over again, "That's right!"
"Xiao Lan, you're from the South, you have no idea how scary tigers are!"
"Let me tell you, you've been fooled by those videos online!"
"If you believe those videos online and actually go near a tiger, you're a fool!"
Even a secure job might look down on you and wouldn't deign to take you in!
"Eating you might very well affect your IQ!"
"Those videos online show zookeepers who are very familiar with the tigers, having raised them from cubs to adulthood, so the tigers accept them!"
"Think about it, besides their keepers, who else have those tigers had close contact with?"
Upon hearing this, Bai Lan's emotions were instantly sobered up, as if a bucket of cold water had been poured over her!
Zhou Ya chimed in, "Xiao Lan, think about it, in all those videos about 'iron rice bowl' jobs you've seen, wasn't it always just Commander Hu in them?"
"Think about those videos circulating online about people with guaranteed jobs. Aren't they portrayed as fierce and ruthless in front of Commander Hu?"
Bai Lan glanced at Zhou Ya, then at Wen Shuyao, slowly lowered her head, and remained silent.
Zhou Ya and Wen Shuyao weren't in a hurry, letting Bai Lan think it over slowly!
A few seconds later, Bai Lan looked up, her mood very low, her eyes watery, as if she would cry at any moment!
"You're right, the 'iron rice bowl' (guaranteed job) is different in Commander Hu's eyes compared to others!"
"In front of Commander Tiger, even a secure job is extremely obedient and docile!"
"He's very fierce in front of others!"
She paused, then her voice softened, "But, but, I still hope to find a stable job!"
"I want to see this secure job with my own eyes, not just through a video!"
Zhou Ya and Wen Shuyao immediately smiled, overjoyed that Bai Lan had come to her senses!
As locals, they knew from a young age how dangerous wild Siberian tigers were!
Wen Shuyao gently tugged at Bai Lan's arm, comforting her, "Xiao Lan, we didn't say you couldn't look at the 'iron rice bowl'!"
"We want you to know that wild Siberian tigers are dangerous, so don't approach them!"
"You can watch, but you have to watch when it's safe to do so!"
"Do you understand?"
Zhou Ya also said, "That's right, who wouldn't want to see a wild Siberian tiger with their own eyes? We want to too!"
"But all of this is predicated on ensuring our safety!"
"Instead of what you said, seeing a wild tiger and running up to take a picture with it!"
"Trying to bribe them with meat!"
"Do you think tigers are human? You think you can bribe them with a little meat!"
"If that were true, would there still be news reports of tigers attacking people every year?"
"Giving them some meat would make them safe!"
Bai Lan nodded gently and whispered, "I understand, I won't do it again!"
Zhou Ya hooked her arm around her shoulder and said with a grin, "If you really want to touch a tiger and get up close to it, I know where you can, but it'll cost you a lot of money abroad!"
Upon hearing this, Wen Shuyao shoved Zhou Ya aside and snatched Bai Lan away, saying, "Alright, Xiao Ya, stop teasing Xiao Lan!"
"Xiaolan likes our country's Siberian tiger, not those foreign tigers!"
"She wanted to touch our Siberian tiger!"
"Isn't that right, Xiaolan!"
Bai Lan nodded emphatically and said earnestly, "Yes, I like Siberian tigers, and I only want to touch Siberian tigers!"
"The other tigers are all too small. If you're going to touch one, you have to touch the biggest and fiercest one!"
"Oh~ Our Xiao Lan has grown up, she even knows how to touch the biggest and most powerful ones!" Zhou Ya looked at Bai Lan with a wicked smile, the lewdness in her voice was overwhelming!
Wen Shuyao quickly followed, mischievously pinching Bai Lan's bottom and teasingly whispering, "Little Lan, the biggest and fiercest one, can you handle it?"
Bai Lan's face immediately turned red; how could she not understand the meaning behind those words!
"Xiaoya, Shuyao, you..."
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