Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 501 Tiger Edition: The Failed Art Student
Seeing Wen Shuyao's constantly changing expression, Bai Lan and the others also became nervous!
Zhou Ya gently nudged Wen Shuyao and asked cautiously, "Shuyao, what's wrong? What happened?"
Wen Shuyao snapped out of her daze and handed the phone to Zhou Ya. "Xiao Ya, watch it yourself! Replay a few seconds!"
Zhou Ya took the phone and played the recording as Wen Shuyao requested. She saw the scene of Wang Yuyu greeting her and immediately cursed, "Holy shit!"
Bai Lan was extremely anxious downstairs. Seeing that Zhou Ya remained silent after reading, she quickly tugged at her clothes and asked, "Xiao Ya, what did you see? Say something!"
Zhou Ya gently handed the phone to Bai Lan, "Xiao Lan, you see for yourself, I don't know what to say!"
Bai Lan quickly took the phone and looked at it. After reading it, she cursed, "Holy shit!"
Seeing that her boyfriend was also extremely anxious, Bai Lan handed the phone back to him!
Holy crap!
Three "Holy crap!" sounds rang out in succession, expressing the owner's shock!
Returning the phone to Wen Shuyao, Zhou Ya frowned and said, "Is that a 'secure job' being used to signal to us?"
"Otherwise what?" Wen Shuyao rolled her eyes at Zhou Ya and said unhurriedly, "Besides us, who else on this mountain can we ask for a secure job?"
"For other tigresses?"
"If that's the case, wouldn't we be in even greater danger?"
Suddenly, Bai Lan laughed, "Hahaha..."
She laughed so hard she bent over, and only by clinging tightly to the tree trunk did she manage not to fall!
Everyone else looked at her like she was crazy!
Zhou Ya was a little scared, so she leaned back, wanting to get away from Bai Lan!
But Wen Shuyao stopped her and pushed her forward, saying, "Xiaoya, why are you hiding? Go and see!"
Zhou Ya sighed softly, mustered her courage, touched Bai Lan, and whispered, "Xiao Lan, don't scare me!"
"Are you alright? Can you hear me?"
Bai Lan gripped the tree trunk with one hand and clutched her stomach with the other, slowly straightening up. She shook her head slightly, "Xiao Ya, it's okay, I'm fine. I just thought of something funny!"
Upon hearing this, Zhou Ya breathed a sigh of relief, then asked somewhat angrily, "What's so funny that you're laughing like that!"
"I thought you were possessed by a ghost, or had gone insane!"
Bai Lan forced a smile and retorted, "You're the one who's lost your mind! I'm perfectly fine!"
"There are no ghosts in this world; you must believe in science!"
Zhou Ya rolled her eyes. "Believe in science my ass!"
"Hasn't science already discovered ghosts?"
"What the hell do I believe!"
Bai Lan looked up, saw Zhou Ya's expression, and laughed again, "Hahaha..."
The others stared at Bai Lan as if she were a fool, and silently moved a little further away from her to avoid getting infected!
After laughing for a while, Bai Lan finally stopped laughing!
She wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, tried to suppress the smile on her lips, and looked at the others, saying, "Okay, I'm fine now. I really just thought of something funny!"
Wen Shuyao quickly asked, "Xiaolan, what's on your mind? Tell us!"
Bai Lan thought about that idea, and the corners of her mouth, which she had been trying to suppress, almost turned up again!
She quickly composed herself and said, "I just feel sorry for those with secure jobs!"
"Think about it, people with secure jobs are so smart and tall, they could live a good life anywhere else, why do they have to stay here?"
"Why?" Zhou Ya asked blankly, showing great enthusiasm!
Bai Lan raised her head, looking as if she had seen through everything, and proudly said, "For the sake of a government job!"
"What made his 'iron rice bowl' so famous? Wasn't it because he broke into the zoo four times and was sent away each time?"
"The last time, they even used a gun!"
"Why is he working so hard? Isn't it just for that life at the zoo where he can be waited on hand and foot?"
"Besides this, what else in the zoo could attract him?"
"Isn't this kind of life just like the structured system in human society?"
"Listen to the name 'iron rice bowl' again. Iron rice bowl, iron rice bowl, isn't that obvious enough?"
"Now he goes to stroll outside the zoo every now and then, isn't it just because he wants to get into the zoo, get a permanent position, and secure a stable job?"
Bai Lan couldn't help but laugh again, "Hahaha..."
She chuckled a few times, then forced herself to suppress her laughter and put on a sighing expression.
"Sigh! Thinking back on my experience with a stable government job, it was just too miserable. I took the civil service exam four times and failed four times!"
"What do you think would happen if, one day, someone with a secure job gets angry and stages a coup at Xuanwu Gate?"
"If I can't get in through the exam, I refuse to believe I can't get in through connections!"
As she spoke, Bai Lan smiled and raised her little fist, waving it in the air as if she were Wang Yuyu, about to storm into the zoo!
But the others didn't react at all, watching Bai Lan's performance as if she were watching a monkey!
Bai Lan noticed the silence in the air, awkwardly withdrew her hand, and looked at the others, "Don't you guys find this funny?"
"This is a tiger-like version of a failed art student!"
"Still that smart tiger with a secure job!"
"It's not funny!" Wen Shuyao shook her head slightly. "I don't know what's funny about it."
Bai Lan then looked at the others, who all nodded silently.
Bai Lan immediately deflated, "Sigh, never mind, you wouldn't understand!"
"We're not on the same wavelength!"
"We're not on the same wavelength!"
Zhou Ya's forehead veins bulged as she listened, and she couldn't help but slap Bai Lan!
Bai Lan immediately clutched her head, looking at her with a pained expression. "Xiao Ya, why did you hit me on the head? Did I do anything to you?"
"You've messed with me!" Zhou Ya glared at her, annoyed.
"Alright, alright, stop talking and be quiet, don't bring trouble to your job security!" Wen Shuyao immediately stepped in to smooth things over!
Bai Lan retorted indignantly, "I'm not coming here for a secure job! There's no food or drink here, and no benefits at all!"
"He's so smart, he definitely won't come!"
"If we were coming, we wouldn't be standing here!"
"Hmm?" Zhou Ya snorted and immediately raised her hand!
The way she was acting made it seem like she would strike Bai Lan if she dared to say another word!
Bai Lan was very sensible; she immediately covered her mouth and shook her head to indicate that she would not say anything more!
Zhou Ya then withdrew her hand and looked at Wen Shuyao, "Shuyao, what about your car? It was completely ruined by that 'iron rice bowl' guy!"
Wen Shuyao waved her phone and said with a laugh, "Hehe, don't worry, we're just out having fun normally, we didn't enter any protected areas, the government will compensate us!"
"I can also sell the surveillance videos; I'm sure someone will be interested!"
"If there are Wang Yuyu's paw prints on the car, we can make another fortune!"
"Commander Tiger made a fortune selling merchandise related to his secure job!"
Upon hearing this, everyone's eyes lit up immediately, but then dimmed again in the next second!
Holy crap, why wasn't this such a great opportunity mine?
However, once they realized their lives were safe, they stopped caring and started smiling again!
Seeing the change in their expressions, Wen Shuyao smiled and said, "Once I make money, I'll treat you to a big meal!"
"Order whatever you like, don't be shy!"
"Shuyao is so cool!"
"Shuyao is awesome!"
"Long live Shuyao..."
The crowd immediately cheered!
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